Chaotic Evil Internet Fetish Audio Celebrity.
Six Figure Sinister Findomme.
Goonette.
Emotional, Physical, and Mental Sadist.
High degree of Psychopathic traits.
Whore of Babylon.
"Fantastic Hypnotist."
NOT actually viral marketing for Sugar Thrillz.
@thechosenberg
This is so cute. I can't believe it. Please, please don't tell him this isn't normal. Subs who do your zippers and help you put on clothes are a national treasure.
@ExquisiteRebelN
Infodumping is hot. Mansplaining is when someone assumes you couldn't possibly have tits and know about the thing you were waiting to infodump to them about and now you're CRUSHED.
@fatfabfeminist
I don't like how cow milk hits. I like cheese, but milk has never tasted good to me. I'd always rather have plant milk- plus, it doesn't go bad as easily if you live alone and don't need it often.
Chaotic Evil Internet Fetish Audio Celebrity
Hypnosis, gooner bait, dark rp, findom, hysterical literature, mayhem, everythingwrecking, black magic, glamour.
Twitter DMs from people I don't know probably won't get my attention without a tribute. $6.66
Buy Dollskill collabs with cartoons for your egirl. Pay $300 for a video where she wears the heels and steps on a plushie of mojo jo jo while licking an ice cream cone. After she makes the clip, it will get thown out & become part of the great pacific garbage patch. nggh.
Your real crush isn't going to sit next to you while you fall asleep in a puddle of your own goon slime. Your real crush probably thinks you're gross. Your real crush is right, but that won't stop you from printing out her photo to put on your fleshlight.
@pornosexualiza1
@pornosexualiza1
I miss doing this... jerk during a normal call with her. She'll think you've suddenly become much more caring and attentive. Try timing it so she tells you she loves you right when you're about to cum.
I want a porn caption thread, but this time it has a theme.
The theme is PINK! Post pink captions, pink haired girls, pink clothes, pink nails, pink spirals.
ANY caption gets read unless it's illegal activity or I can't read the font!
I don't actually watch homewrecker porn that often.
Now I see why people like me.
Most of it is like "cheat on her and she'll never find out"
And I'm like "I want you to fuck with her self esteem until she becomes an alcoholic, I want to handcuff her to a treadmill & whip her
@ask_aubry
This is projection, men are the ones obsessed with "alphas" and "Top Gs" look at literature by women for women it's literally about how hot it is when men notice and remember things about them, support their careers, lighten their burdens, help them solve their problems and give
I fucking love porn.
And I hear that these hypnotic spirals don't actually work.
So you don't actually HAVE to spend the next hour gooning, right?
You don't HAVE to retweet this?
Did you know your brain doesn't know the word don't?
It's subconscious 101.
Porn caption thread!
I think people are actually spending Father's Day with their families.
What bullshit.
You need to spend father's day looking at porn.
@BellaRudd1
No, if the person is male, they might be for real. Men are socialized to feel super weird about turning down sex, and it makes a lot of dudes feel insecure if they think your drive is higher bc they're afraid of getting cheated on.
If you can goon to it, it becomes porn. It is a noble occupation to try to turn everything into porn. Photos of your ex. Cartoons. News articles. Lip gloss tutorials. Bimbo surgery transformation. Tabletop game sourcebooks with corsets.
@MistressSnowPhD
If you're a stay at home wife or GF, with no source of income outside of a man who you have sex with and provide emotional labor for, and you look down your nose at sex workers, have I got news for you...
Only letting him cum in his panties if he stuffs them in his mouth and holds them there while watching a 30 minute blowbang compilation so he's gooning all day.
Do you ever watch old movies & realize that plastic surgery is the norm now & just...hnnggh plastic surgery is the norm now fake porn bodies are the norm now we live in porn land... I might not finish this movie I just turned it on because someone who called me today pumps to it
When you know someone has a blackmail kink, but you pretend it slipped your mind for like 3 months and then remind them you have an audio of them talking about how they want to face rape their 18 year old coworker and you could get them fired at any time.
I love gooners, but also...
Sometimes I want like... "human cum factory." No other function other than I can harvest your semen up to 5 times per day. No talking. No teasing. No emotional needs. No cuddling. No verbal domination. Maybe one of those drone suits. You're not a
@teaxtarot
Everyone wants you to use their worst fears against them in a sexual context. Also, you look sexier the more clothes you put on. Hot girl winter.
It's getting hot outside. You don't want to go out there and get dehydrated, sweaty, and sunburned.
You want to stay inside in a nice, dark, air conditioned room and masturbate.
Spend your summer with porn.
Every time this gets a like he has to spend 15 minutes watching porn with clothes on. No cumming. I mean... unless he can cum hands free through his pants like a bitch.
I'm going to start charging people who complain that I'm "never" online. I've been sitting here for like 30 minutes with one dude asking me for egirl porn clips and nothing else going on. I could be making you take your wedding photo out of the frame and nut on it.
@MissyXMartinez
No. Barbie does Anal, because it TOTALLY doesn't count, and she's saving herself for marriage. Bratz dolls do mmf threesomes. Monster High dolls do underwater tentacle porn.
@AaronDHernandez
@JackDexterity
@MrReesesCups
The point of that sex scene is that it's not sexy.
It's two hasbeens validating each other's outdated projections of themselves by having super awkward sex that is a terrible idea for everyone involved because the movie is about how superheros are all mentally ill jerks.
There's like an 80% chance that I'm going to get absolutely trashed in a hotel bar and spend 3 hours masturbating in the porn movie shower in my hotel room. There is a zero percent chance that I will not do that by the end of the week.