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@melasface It took Sir Alex 7 years to get Manchester united ready for the league title. You want to be made a wife in under a year. My friend wait for vetting and processing.
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@dollycent All my time in the UK, not once did I hear a bus horn even at a traffic jam. My biggest reality check was the WiFi. For the first week, I kept downloading instead of streaming Cuz I was worried about data finishing. Naija has caused severe psyche damage to us.
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@_The_Immortal I know a good spot in Central Park. Well secluded and private for such conversations. Want me to be a lookout?.
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@Burmese_Tyga_ I was gone for 6 and half days. Imagine it was for longer, that'd have been trouble. He had the nerve to call me wicked. He was so sure he was right, I started questioning myself if I was the one wrong. It sounds like fiction even to me.
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@Burmese_Tyga_ This bastard started a family in the other bedroom in an apartment he wasn't paying a single bill in. I still curse myself till today for being that generous.
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When we say a lot of black women don't care about black boys, there's an example.
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@GoodnessAdeosun A woman tries to take accountability for her past decisions in mate selection, other women are trying to stop her by saying it's not her fault. Y'all really that allergic to personal responsibility?.
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@joshuaneall @JamesGunn There's talent and then there's Joshua. Man you good, you too damn good.
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@Burmese_Tyga_ Bro, the lessons I've learned in this town about helping a fellow man eh. Gave this guy I knew from way back 3 months after he arrived so he'll learn the ropes and stand on his on feet. Travelled to TX for a week and came back to see he moved in a hood rat and her kid.
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Good luck thinking y'all can cancel Dave chappelle. This isn't Kevin Hart that y'all can control. #sticksandstones was hilarious. Fuck your Butt hurt feelings.
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@penofrage @Loccdawggg Were you dropped on your head as a kid? What the hell are you saying?.
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@Renatesance @chemicalbroda Ladies and gentlemen, we've a winner. I repeat, we have a winner.
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@kevinsamuelstv She did everything but said she was jealous. She tried to paint herself in a good light but nah, the witchcraft in her kept trying to come up.
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@Candiceunique22 @nocontextdrumar What evidence is there that black men don't like black women? I'm curious.
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@flynanced Please say you're broke and keep it pushing. You've had over 300 days to focus on yourself.
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@MyNameIsJamma Y'all so caught up in semantics. Should his male kids not deserve pity?.Yes or no?.
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@Sir_Fin There's no single aspect of life where men need women more than women need men. You can't even bring up procreation because that's mutually beneficial and not the exclusive benefit of one gender. Companionship? tell that to men at war or on oil rigs for months at a time.
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@iam_chizyokoye @dollycent I done finally escape from my village people and una want make I come back so them go doe again? Laye.
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Will was 2 seconds away from catching the worst roast on live TV. Chris Rock really had self restraint.
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@Sir_Fin We've had at least 5000 years of human history to judge from so yea, your take is unpopular alright.
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When @Wretch32 said "I'm trying 2 lay the Blueprint & give you Reasonable Doubt so when u watch the Throne, they can see me change clothes"
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@_The_Immortal Hell yea. Getaway driver plus route too. Hightail to 110 cathedral Pkwy into Morningside park and vanish in 5 minutes flat.
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@yinkanubi You can't have equality and preferential treatment. We're all getting slapped or nobody is. Your choice.
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@Iam_Abdulaxis @plenty_OToole And for those who think it's not about money, go and park your Toyota pencil there and see what SARS will do to you.
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@liljup @xoxo_krissi @Katiee2105 @KingMaciass @itsdemetrius_ Anyone with skills that good won't waste it on a nobody watching porn. Waste of resources and time. Only script kiddies bother with that.
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Despite how evil Hitler was, one can't help but give him his due respect for taking Germany out of a recession and almost conquering the world. Books have been written about him as a great but evil man. Absolutely nothing will be said about Buhari. Nothing mediocre to write about
President @MBuhari had all the reasons in the world to succeed, the goodwill, the resource persons, money and all the prerequisites necessary for an effective Operation Research but he squandered it all with provincial, primitive and parochial antics. #RegimeSecurity.
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@oaisval @thatcitychic Did it hurt knowing she'll be better than you now?.Did it hurt knowing her life will be astronomically better than yours now?.Did it hurt knowing the jealousy you felt seeing her tweet will burn so bad?.Did it hurt?.
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@jenny_amacx They didn't abolish it. They replaced it with colonialism when slavery became to expensive.
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@MyNameIsJamma Good God, not everything has to be spelt out. Why would I ask the guilty to be pitied?.The original post is about just the girls and I ask if the boys don't deserve pity. Age is irrelevant to this conversation. They're still his kids regardless.
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Cristiano Ronaldo celebrates with Cristiano Ronaldo Junior after receiving the #BallondOr got to love this pic http://t.co/uJ2pNYEEjG".
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@kindheartedxia Damn, the ladies avoiding this tweet like the plague. Where are all the isms and phobia warriors? Suddenly mute?.
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@itsjustlee___ Women's intuition is God level until a man with multiple baby mamas start talking to them. Suddenly their bullshit detector goes on holiday.
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If I can't follow you back tonight, I'll do that in the morning when my limit is done. #TrapaDrive @trapafasa.
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So our brother in the Lord Lacazette went from being compared with Lukaku, Morata & Kane to Tammy Abraham & Josh king. Life comes at u fast.
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Did you praise the other black women who won or you're just salty your fav lost?.This is Twitter, this jokes will fly. You don't come dead last and not expect some roasting.
y’all rlly hate black women. instead of praising the great woman that won, u use her victory as a means to spite sha’carri, another black woman.
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@cbgreg12 @SangoBeats Bro you're everywhere and you know what, I admire the hustle. Push your song hard.
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The only downside really for me in #ZackSnydersJusticeLeague was the casting of Jesse Eisenberg as #LexLuthor. He's a great actor but that role wasn't a right fit. Mark Strong would have been a better fit. He's got the look and demeanor. Lex Luther and Mark Strong are 6'2"".
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@cbgreg12 Well damn nigga hurry up. You don't drop a snippet that good and have us waiting. I've never clicked on any body's music in the comment section. Glad I didn't regret it this instance.
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@_SayLee What's the point? The ones who tell them the truth get called all sort of gay slurs and derogatory insults. They should get swindled and taken for a ride for my entertainment.
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@_pheephee The only reason you're about to lose a friend is cuz of this tweet. His only crime was confessing his affection to an immature person. Please dissolve the friendship and let the brother go find someone sensible. You serve no purpose to him as a friend or a potential mate.
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@_okraelyn Your initial statement lumped all men together yet I only gave you a sample of women misbehaving without lumping every woman in there. I don't have to try nothing. The image of the black man has been torn down by mainstream media for over 50 years and sadly by many black women.
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All my friends matched today. They just got their email. #MatchDay2021 .I'm not the one going into residency but I've been stressed on their behalf. Oh the freaking relief.
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@africanprnxcess @liljup @xoxo_krissi @Katiee2105 @KingMaciass @itsdemetrius_ Some porn sites are infected with Spyware so yes they can but also most phones are protected so it'll take a really good virus to infect the phone.
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So over the last few months, I tested the beta version of the #MyNotJustOk app and it was incredible .All your favourite naija/Ghana music in one app. Clean interface, fast, they got all the bugs out. If you haven't got it yet, try it. Y'all gon love it. @_notjustok
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You make me un poco loco.Un poquititito loco .The way you keep me guessing .I'm nodding and i'm yesing.I'll count it as a blessing.That I'm only un poco loco.
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For those interested in big brother naija, please use hastags when talking about it. The show and the housemates, so that way it'll be easier for me to mute it properly. Thanks.
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@Femioshi1 @sleemboi @DrOlufunmilayo 38.25% isn't a mere percentage. You'll balk if that was the death rate for your surgery.
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Lol. That's not what a breach means. They didn't file a copyright on the videos. It's free to the rest of the world to use. Now this isn't in defense of those weirdos.
Note that the women have posted the videos with a FILTER on it. They are willing to show their bodies to that extent. Attempting to remove the filter without their agreement is breaching their consent, NOT enhancing body positivity.
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I got the grant money you were about to pitch cuz she told me about it. I won.
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@VanessaHottmess @ToxicTherapist @QuinteroNbdmg If they were acting, then they all deserve an Oscar cuz this Shit hilarious.
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People have no idea how draining it is to start bonding with a new girl. Who has time for emotional ten-ten?
I can't even date anyone I can't marry . I just hate wasting my time.
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@AfamDeluxo It's easy to say you don't need a man in your 20s and you're home surrounded by friends and family. It's brutal when you come abroad. You stand a better chance adjusting quicker and easier with a partner or family. Coming out here alone even for men is not what I wish for anyone.
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No single female artist from the last 10 Years anywhere near her level. None.
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@badgalariiii They said her ancestors helped her win the last time. They better go ask the same ancestors for answers this time.
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Justin Timberlake doesn't have a single bad album. All fire 🔥🔥.Amnesia off the 20/20 album is one of my top tracks.
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@DarksideHits She called what she said "a piece of wisdom".This chick has never had any form of wisdom in her life. Someone should have given her a dictionary first.
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Yes I've. Four years of great health. We thank God for good health. Can we return to the sex now?🙄.
Yes sex is nice and sweet but have you had stable health for six straight months!.
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