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Crunching numbers by day, cheering for @RealMadrid by night | Family first, fashion second. | Living life with humor and heart.
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But you opened hand to collect Balon D'or in 2010. The corruption didn't even touch your mind at all. Your subscription has finally run out now you're looking for hotspot to connect to. My man, rest.
Lionel Messi: “I didn’t collect my medal, I don’t want to be a part of corruption. Brazil will win the final, everything is set up for them. I always tell the truth, I’m always sincere.”
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Burna Boy is in a league of his own. He doesn't sound like the conventional Nigerian 'musician' we're used to listening to. That level of uniqueness must not be taken for granted. He's not involving himself in this popularity contest that's taken over the Nigerian music industry.
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Cristiano out here compressing some players entire season in 11 games.
Man should sign an endorsement with WinZip.
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Love in This Club - Usher
Lollipop - Lil Wayne
Duffle Bag Boy - Playaz Circle
Beautiful Girls - Sean Kingston
American Boy - Estelle
Bed - J Holiday
Get it Shawty - Lloyd
Buy You A Drink - T-Pain
Kiss Kiss - Chris Brown
Crank That - Soulja Boy
Apologize - Timbaland
THE ERA.
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Hazard is such a reliable player. He might not top the scoring charts but players like him are rare and very valuable for a team.
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Literally left the house with no prizes. No love. No friends. Just video clips of your shortcomings playing back in your memory. Your thoughts enveloped in the clouds as you stare out the window, hoping the airplane never lands.
#BBNaija
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Oral sex is selfless lovemaking.
It's really not about you but your partner.
If you're with a partner who is comfortable with you going on them but would never attempt to go on you, delete that partner.
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Wiz needs to think about diversifying his sound before guys like Fireboy start coming for his flowers.
P.S.: This Nigerian music thing is still being held down by Burna Boy.
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We will lose to Croatia.
Manage a draw against Iceland.
And then Argentina will give us the befitting send-off we deserve.
10 days is all we'll spend at Russia.
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France is the best chance Africa has at winning the world cup.
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Tobi's and Miracle's fans alone are more than enough to put Nina on top of the polls, talk less of her own fans. Lesson from this social experiment: you'll always go far if you can maintain good relationships with people around you
#BBNaija
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More Nigerians posting pictures of them wearing the jerseys will flood social media. Not necessarily out of support for the national football team, but to show they just spent N41k. A luxury.
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Argentina isn't even half as annoying as Portugal. Cristiano is just better at carrying his farmers along. Nobody can bring him down.
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Throwing shades at Chelsea and Arsenal's defence.
At least they can attack.
Your former big team can't do any.
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£71m for a goalkeeper.
Like he won't still collect goals when it's time to collect.
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@BIacknmild
@_BooToo_
You can't get electrocuted by an unplugged laptop. Shoulda listened in that science class
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Cee-C says she can never date a guy who freely relates with girls. Must be her and only her. Lol. They will so cheat on this madam like Jamb exam
#BBNaija
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I try to listen to quite a lot of Nigerian music. Like, a ton. And I just wonna say, Niniola is by a long mile, the best female musical artiste from Nigeria. Musically, there's literally no Nigerian female artiste on her level.
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- First manager to win back to back UCL
- Manager with the longest scoring run in HISTORY (73 games)
- ONLY manager to NEVER get knocked out of the UCL
- Manager with the least defeats (8) after 100 games
- Longest unbeaten run in Spanish football (40)
You sound ridiculous.
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Visited an art gallery downtown London a couple days ago and It's almost like 60% of all talented artists in the world are Nigerian. My word! The talent is superhuman. At a point, I fought the urge to announce to everyone around that I was Nigerian too. So proud.
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That Camp Nou that's like airport. You people will look for the ball you won't see it
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Destroyed the unbeaten runs of:
- French Champions
- Italian Champions
- German Champions
All on their home turfs
If you're not a Real Madrid fan, what exactly are you doing?
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All evening, I've been making a strong point of not hiding my disgust at this new look every time we make eye contact.
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Barely 3 Champions League fixtures ago, Ronaldo was on mere 2 goals.
Now he's on 10.
With just 3 games.
This guy mocks football.
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Big Club number 10's
Real Madrid - Modric
Barcelona - Messi
PSG - Neymar
Chelsea - Hazard
Spurs - Kane
City - Aguero
Man United -
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If you actually think about it, PSG are quite a joke of a club.
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Diddy and Cassie split up after 11 years and y'all calling it a "breakup"?
Errr...no. That's a divorce.
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Imagine marrying someone who always watches his goal replays on FIFA.
Childish.
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Get on YouTube looking for a tutorial on something meaningful but 3 hours later, you get sucked into watching 20 unrelated videos and forgotten what you originally planned to watch 😂
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Now his jail records are being brought up. They're probably looking for a picture of him with a gun before they go on CNN.
#AltonSterling
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It probably hasn't dawned on people that Wizkid is systematically on his way to bagging a Grammy via that album.
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@EvanderPilgrim
Just because you've got a dildo taped to your groin doesn't make you a man.
Idiot.
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The government and how it's set up has got people spending way more money than they ought to. There's no real reason why a football jersey should cost more than twice the minimum wage.
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Goat: "Hey did you save those pics we took?"
Messi: "Yeah. Should I send them?"
Goat: "Delete them"
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Update:
All 3 jerseys are now sold out on Nike UK store.
This is all while the average Nigerian football lover is still contemplating what sacrifices to make out of their salaries or just going for the counterfeit jerseys instead.
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Nina is talking about marriage with Miracle. It's like they've not finessed this girl before 😢
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For her own good. This is beyond games and supporting faves now. We're first human beings before TV show viewers
#BBNaija
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This might just be me but I've religiously watched 4 World Cup editions and none of them carried as much grace and all-round entertainment as South Africa 2010 did. From the tournament build-up to the theme songs. I don't know if being African had anything to do with.
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Brendan Rodgers isn't given enough credit.
Swansea. Liverpool. Leicester.
His style and impact on those teams were always evident.
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This is Mourinho's 3rd season at Man United innit?
LMAOOOOOOO
The usual meltdown season. Y'all haven't seen anything yet.
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Ronaldo left Madrid but we've shown we have a stable foundation, only lacking that word class killer instinct.
But Messi leaving Barcelona will be so much worse. The entire transition play of that team is heavily tethered to Messi.
If Messi isn't involved, it's not happening.
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@Ladyopell
He's not obligated to be friends. He wanted a relationship, she claims to want friendship. But for some reason, she feels what she wants should be the normal course of action. And insulting him for refusing. That's emotional blackmail.
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Messi with 6 goals and out since the quarter finals made the Champions League squad of the season but Mané with 10 didn't.
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Watch Ronaldo do a February to May madness and scoop the Balon D'or again
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@israel_Longkat
You can pray to God for wisdom and understanding, but He cannot give you common sense.
If you don't have it, that's because you refuse to have it.
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Man United: "We're the biggest club in England. Come to Old Trafford and find out"
Sevilla:
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They've brought a new one.
"Overhead tap-in"
Is it not clear now that these people are mentally challenged? 😂😂😂
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London is a place you can learn just how rich Nigerians are. People spending as much as £700k on jewelry pieces or multi-million pound properties just because they can. High-profile realtors love them. Not even politicians but business owners. Nigerians got money.
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Nokia challenge that was done weeks ago, it's today you remembered that Miracle cut his sleeves, which he even did AFTER the task was done. The Nigerian corruption wave has finally found its way into
#BBNaija
. What a shame.
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You think the Van Dijk agenda is crazy now? Wait till Liverpool win the UCL and watch the Balon D'or agenda swing into full gear.
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After Collins gets a N300m contract and Nnena comes through
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@bildeen
They took me off the cast immediately my village people saw that I was to play Diana.
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It's crazy how much this song was slept on. Top 5 Rema for me
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If you're a Madrid fan concentrating more on Messi turning out a below par performance yet again, I'm here to tell you that you have no sense.
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Growing up as a rich kid is not necessarily a guarantee that you'll turn out successful. Sure, it makes your chances high but it also gives you access to all sorts of lifestyles that could end you. Making the decision to keep from those lifestyles is the tough part.
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Barcelona tried to reach Arsenal's invincible level. Probably wishing they can restart match.
They forgot to turn off autosave.
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Okay Crystal Palace
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Salah was about to have another good day until Cristiano happened.
Outrageous.
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I've always been fascinated by the concept of dreaming and how the subconscious human mind perceives time and space. So I've decided to in the near future, commit myself to studying the phenomenon in detail. So much to know.
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How you people expect a player standing at 6ft2 to be able to dribble past 3-5 players without falling.
Neymar, Ribery, Hazard, Robben, Messi, Salah.
There's a reason these players get past players with the ball so easily.
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Nigeria being such a large country makes it even more difficult for a civil revolt against the government. The resources at the disposal of the government are too powerful. The country yearns for a reset button. A total revamp of leadership on all levels of government.
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Kid brother graduated high school today. They got him a Bentley as graduation present. Guess what I got at mine? That's right, nada like the tennis player with no L's. Anyway, I've left the WhatsApp group for them. Nonsense 😊
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Absolutely no guarantees in life, but marrying a person with whom you truly share views and common interests to the smallest of details is the best you can get for any level of guarantee for a happy marriage.
Unpopular opinion: the “Marry your friend” strategy doesn’t guarantee a happy marriage
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The church was created for such people. Jesus came down here in the first place for such people. If you have to question their presence in church, then maybe you're intruding their space.
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BREAKING: British citizen Muhammadu Buhari to return to native country England for 10 day medical leave amid expiration of Nigerian work visa.
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Hazard is pretty much a done deal now with Zidane his idol back at the helm.
Also a strong incentive for Mbappe to sign.
Madrid to all of Europe next season:
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Basically speaking, as far as the Nigerian music scene is concerned, nobody does it like Burna Boy. I don't know how big he is in Nigeria, but he's certainly carved a niche in the UK. A lot of people actually think he's Jamaican but shocked to hear he's African and Nigerian.
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Like the vaginal walls, thighs, butt, leg muscles, or abs are contracting or twitching. Resulting to tremors, little blips of pleasure, an out-of-body experience, a small sigh, a 'hurts-so-good' feeling, and an intense, periodic, focused pinpoint of pleasure. Triggers vary.
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