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@YoungUmmi
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3 years
@KenzeeGiles To the men in this thread: Let's not jump around the fact they almost beat these women to death because they couldn't take the pussy . We should find solutions to the root of the problem instead of how to just deal with with the problem.
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@YoungUmmi
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@thedionmalone Home girl needed some room she was abt to get DOWN
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@YoungUmmi
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3 years
@KenzeeGiles Y'all think it's unethical for Thomas that works at T mobile to be drafted into war but expect "Susan" from Sephora to get strapped & become a cold blooded killer just in case a man wants to kill her for saying no .
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@YoungUmmi
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@bigguccilexa @hoop_tilidie Just seen something like this on fb lol
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@YoungUmmi
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3 years
@Onefourfiveone @itsKARY_ "6:22pm" was very telling 😭😭.
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@YoungUmmi
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3 years
@JSmiithBro @1hunnitdash1 @thewhole36oz Literally this he could've even redirected to something else . No effort to flirt back. just lol.
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@YoungUmmi
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2 years
@jd_occasionally Ghosting someone who you barely know & have zero ties to vs ghosting someone u proposed and planned a wedding together with are. two totally different things .
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@YoungUmmi
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@koubritt @Misterbitches_ @SassyE I would've walked out her room and looked in the corner where he was at and said "soon" and slammed the door shut.
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@YoungUmmi
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3 years
@zoraslovechild Sometimes I can't even eat 😩 have zero appetite for nothing else but dick.
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@YoungUmmi
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2 years
@SomaKazima Why do blanket eyes live on separate floors.
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@YoungUmmi
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4 years
@ungodlyhottie This is their follow up video. πŸ‘©πŸΎβ€πŸ³ πŸ’‹
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@YoungUmmi
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@taylortorea @kidsidneyyy One time I was ringing this couple up and the dude was talking to me, Nothing serious. He made some type of joke and I glanced up slightly to smile politely & acknowledge it, and his girl just straight grabbed his dick.I look at her in confusion and she rolled her eyes at me πŸ₯΄πŸ˜‚.
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@YoungUmmi
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@wussuppslymeee She pretty much saying if u don't help me pay my rent I'm not gonna text u anymore πŸ˜©πŸ˜‚.
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@YoungUmmi
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3 years
@princess_syd69 He was right and I felt ashamed and never talked to him again lol.
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@YoungUmmi
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@princess_syd69 I tried this b4 and the guy honestly replied "how am I supposed to be flattered by your thirst traps if you are asking my opinion on advertising them to other niggas" and compared it to something like me showing him my shaved coochie and asking if I think another nig will eat it.
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@YoungUmmi
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@RetiredLikeWade What’s up with our community making any and all excuses for men to be shitty fathers.
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@YoungUmmi
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3 years
@YourDivineMuse The way she let it breathe like she killed that.
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@YoungUmmi
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3 years
@ATLUncensored When stuff like this happen why don't y'all just take the whole plate and leave.
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@YoungUmmi
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3 years
@AA_Actual At least she has guys that are actually friends πŸ‘πŸΎπŸ‘πŸΎ.
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@YoungUmmi
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@doitmuvaaa Nag him some more so he can double it.
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@YoungUmmi
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1 year
@JLoY2k Where exactly would the brown be coming from anyway. .
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@YoungUmmi
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6 months
@fatjeezuz I hate this for me because ima pay that pink tax everytime unfortunately πŸ˜” us pink girlies have it hard.
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@YoungUmmi
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@SaeedDiCaprio I hate how people are so focused on her size and not the fact that her outfit didn't move around or roll down at all . Like this is great marketing for the product they are actually trying to advertise.
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@YoungUmmi
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3 years
@sagistarbb The jacuzzi scene was enough to show she's BEEN peeping shit
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@YoungUmmi
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5 years
@taylortorea And get pissed when one of my saved mansions gets sold πŸ˜‚πŸ€£.
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@YoungUmmi
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3 years
@heckingjade If u never had a 7-up cake then I don't suggest trying the store bought version first. Get your grandm. oh. Yeah try the store bought version and just lmk how it taste I guess.
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@YoungUmmi
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@Loccdawggg @Kingveee__ I want that man to own the lovely bones. Like I want his face to cover the entire back of all the books.
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@YoungUmmi
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@whyslexmad What pissed me off the most is when he got upset for being disrespected, someone hollered β€œthen quit your job”. when did working in fast food mean you have to deal with people disrespecting you? I swear I hate people so much .
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@YoungUmmi
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@H_Baeee She knew to go looking for her child when you said it tf πŸ˜‚.
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@YoungUmmi
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11 months
@highendtheori @__PrettyRichie_ The stars peeling off his jeans !! HE MADE THOSE AT HOME
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@YoungUmmi
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3 years
@trayquann @koubritt @Misterbitches_ @SassyE Lmfao ✨EVERYTIME ✨ I left it would've been some slick shit. Winking at him. "Have a good night you two".
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@YoungUmmi
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1 year
@bigsnugga Like all black male centered empowerment groups they don't want black liberation fr they just want to align themselves with the economical privilege to whatever group of fair skinned ppl they cosplay.
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@YoungUmmi
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5 years
@kenansworld @fienixtaranova Somebody need to tell him he not in jail anymore.
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@YoungUmmi
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3 years
@backendoc I seen someone said they was coming on a bike . Order was 5 miles away and they was moving fast as hell on the map. I made sure to meet them with cold water at the door and they talking about "girl I drive I just don't have insurance" 😭.
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@YoungUmmi
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5 years
@javentOKC This is back in the day when everything on your playlist was FIRE . Hand picked music stolen straight from limewire. Now a days niggas like 1 or 2 songs and download the whole album 🀣.
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@YoungUmmi
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@_hellathick β€œShe jumped on her money”. everybody trying break up the fight:
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@YoungUmmi
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@hoodcuIture I was celibate 2 years and the first person I had sex with . I wouldn’t say stroke, but slowly inserted himself fully inside me twice and that was the end of it. I’ve been out for revenge since.
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@YoungUmmi
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@KenzeeGiles It's easy to buy a gun but when it comes to actually upping it on a person is a different story regardless of what the situation is and everybody not built for that. Most y'all niggas saying get a gun in the comments not even built for that.
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@kyeonidas @kidsidneyyy In a matter of 3.5 seconds his whole mood changed πŸ˜‚πŸ€£
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@YoungUmmi
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@_m0chamami Your daughter said
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@smoke_nd_pearlz First a white woman taught me how to make a roux for my Mac during black history month. and now another one teaching me how to make a sandwich . ion like this.
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@jiggyjayy2 @Smokietuhbear92 She turned and looked at Jay like "now what did we learn?".
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@thetokensag @trayquann @koubritt @Misterbitches_ @SassyE Lmfao yup! Everytime she's coughed or showed signs of getting weaker id look in the corner like
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@__sopretty It's great 😩
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@authordwhite @DeepFriedToes_ Walking in the house the next day with seeds talkin abt "Where that damn bird at".
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3 years
@thisisnefertiti They want one hundred forty six dollars AND change for this 🀣🀣🀣
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@ElegantSavant @bigdaveywavey I feel like the point their driving is real money is not flashy it's quiet . You wouldn't have known that watch was expensive without this video.
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@YoungUmmi
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@raegldn At a time u needed that blunt the most she threw it away πŸ˜’ Petty as hell.
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@princess_niainc @remydelfox @NikkiCallowayy I was with her up until that part because huh ? Like that lowkey invalidated her whole point.
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@YoungUmmi
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@chakaaaa__ @Henrycomms I would appreciate a man trying but when I gave birth I didn’t want nobody or anything touching me. Not even the bed. If I could, I would’ve levitated.
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@Loccdawggg @Kingveee__ When I see lovely bones I want this on the back. but with his face
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@YoungUmmi
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@taylortorea Don’t have 2 nickels to rub together and be like
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@Legendofpablo_ She must’ve wanted to get caught cause ain’t no way she ain’t seen her father as soon as he walked in the room 😩 door wide tf open and everything.
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@YoungUmmi
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@YaGrlDafine @KenzeeGiles Certain states have self defense laws and they could get away with it scotch free. But still ppl making it seem like taking someone's life is easy to do. Like dude just because u do it all day on GTA don't mean you're equipped for it in RL.
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@YoungUmmi
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@Puff_Iya Guys who act like they have nothing else to talk about other than sex. Either give u short answers when u try to talk to them but if u flirty slightly their entire demeanor changes. Or take whatever innocent thing u said and make it into something sexual.
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@YoungUmmi
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@4meric4nidiot @SadiqoJN @OkSoMik Yup and just to say this before someone comes for me , he never seen her in person. Never asked for a pic until we went to court LAST WEEK . and when I gave him the opportunity to meet her he said he was busy 😩 I sent the pics out of the kindness of my heart lol.
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@YoungUmmi
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3 years
@kamaori Look like the same one ole girl for stalked at too. wtf going on.
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@YoungUmmi
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1 year
@simsimmaaz Child support shouldn't go 100% to bill money. You would have bills with or without them kids . There should be some money put aside each month to at least let the girl get something from the store here and there . At a certain point you gotta blame your own budgeting skills.
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@YoungUmmi
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@stuckiny2k Can we talk about how Jules clit gets hard for anybody who says hello and says she's pretty . Like let's start there. It took nothing but Elliot to compliment her for her to start choosing without even giving rue a thought. She's the problem.
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@YoungUmmi
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4 years
@friskmegooddd @datgrlyonz It’s always a man I swear.
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6 years
@SourSweet__GONE @TeaghanIris I feel like doing anything like this to my best friend would be considered incest.
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@YoungUmmi
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2 years
@GNCordova @LeahDoesNails @BigHomieKODAQ And when he DID get him a job and a place to stay. it was on her dime. oh my god.
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@YoungUmmi
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@thisiskashmir Cause why would her nail tech ask if she "sure about her color" based on what some strangers were saying 😭🀣 like this don't even add up.
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@YoungUmmi
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2 years
@zoraslovechild This exactly how I found out I was pregnant . She kept following me & sleeping outside my door.
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@YoungUmmi
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@Hail_Zel @OneOfBs It honestly don't show up on mine either πŸ˜‚πŸ˜­. But I did see the one where the man randomly surprised his girl with plane tickets just to have dinner in Paris. did u see that one??.
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@YoungUmmi
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3 years
@QuecianaWalton Cajun seasoning in your bussy ??.
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@YoungUmmi
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8 months
@poppahk YOU need to LEAVE.
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@YoungUmmi
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5 years
@TheLivingHeru Im here for a good time, not a long time.
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@jiggyjayy2 When I wore hijab to work and coordinated then with my outfits someone asked me how do I get it to change color.
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@YoungUmmi
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2 years
@thisiskashmir If she was black the argument would be "do you think your career will help you get a man?? What makes u think men want a woman who has a career? Who told you you deserve to be anywhere other than barefoot and in the kitchen??".
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@Issa_Scottie I feel like ppl who think this is gross don’t wash their sink after every time they do the dishes.
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3 years
@Kinggston1 Single ppl with no kids bash us all throughout the year. it's our time to shine.
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3 years
@_moneett Sometimes I look at my homework and read the assignment 30x. and because I don't wanna do it. I can't comprehend wtf they talking about or what they want from me so I just put anything together chile and hope for at least a 78%.
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@YoungUmmi
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@godesteHQ @jiggyjayy2 I'm frl. I told her my hijab reflected my aura for the day and then wore black for a week straight afterwards. she didn't bother me again.
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@luis_az9 I seen a chick post her squirting & deepthroating and immediately post a pic of her toddlers within an hour I had to unfollow πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ that was a little much for me.
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@sarahhhmichele @Les_Bias Wait . after all of that . they didn't even give u any results or explanation. insane.
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@YoungUmmi
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2 years
@majorbae No tattoo artist I know is going to copy someone's work EXACTLY . It's like some code or whatever. So duh no one expected her to be a "copy machine". It just seems like she just didn't wanna do it or couldn't come up with something just as good but still wanted to get paid.
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@smoke_nd_pearlz @thatdamnbrook They don't wash hair because the didn't go to school and legally cannot 😩 or they rent a studio with no running water. But charge 1200 for some braids because "it's their worth".
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@jumpboyychico I'm a dasher and someone said their food never came and doordash is my only source of income rn πŸ™ƒ plz make sure not to blame your driver when you're tryna get free food .
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3 years
@_youngju8 Me sitting silently the rest of the boat ride.
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2 years
@ROMEONOJULlET See what a manly man can do? See how he ain't have to scream SUBMIT TO MEEE !!!! To bring that soft life lady in her out? Lol plz I hope men are taking notes 😭.
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1 year
@285Slim Funny how she knew what was inside the wallet dfl.
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4 years
@_SkyysThaLimit How it feels when he makes u cum
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@YoungUmmi
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4 years
@DianaBruceBarry β€œ5 and below sells AirPod cleaner kits”. Y’all: I can just go to the store and buy all the individual items that’ll add up to $5 anyway.
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@Return2Mars Me , wearing the same regular black bag since middle school watching y'all argue about purses
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5 years
@rahm3sh @thekillakay_ She threw shoes at her face and she talking about get her plate number . na lmfao.
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1 year
@LiPSTiCKandJAYS I'm glad I'm part of the generation where my moms social media presence is just posting family photos & updates.
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@_sierrsean_ @NAO_SEYCH The best part of it all
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@TheBaddestMitch This dude is reading the fine print trying to find a way out and she like "yay give me a kiss".
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@YoungUmmi
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3 years
@3hiqh I would react exactly the same if I looked in the mirror and turned into a old white man 😭.
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@STARBANNGGAA @1Jaydaa This shit is not worth $7 an hour .
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