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it’s totally one of those unexpectedly knowledgeable things homer would say out of nowhere
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great thread of an all-time great poster, maybe the best. gonna add a few of my favorites
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Who got that one Hussy tweet, the one that was like, uhh, fuckin' uhh, damn, you know? And it was rude.
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Truth is discovered via a Socratic dialogue. That’s what people are trying to have. Read more Plato, then you’ll understand Twitter.
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guys on here who are 34 years old love tweeting “the existence of a secretary of transportation implies the existence of a secretary of cisportation” and jacking off while imagining 19 year old e-girls faving it
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the virgin “never been stoned” steven spielberg vs. the chad “got stoned once while sitting near the back at a bob dylan concert and thought bob dylan was a tiny two inch man so he got upset and walked out” david lynch
What's Steven Spielberg's favorite Seth Rogen stoner movie?
"Having never been stoned, I don't see them as stoner movies!"
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“school security’s gone maaaad. i was sitting in my car outside a high school when all of a sudden the cops showed up. i said ‘geez relaaaax i’m just here to pick up my girlfriend’”
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@tyler02020202
also he’s been jacked for a while. he didn’t go from nothing to that in 6 months lol
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@coopercooperco
he recommended four elvis songs in a row on his daily weather report in august. definitely saw it
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are you sure you wanna go with the “this 16-year-old better let me fuck him or else i’ll threaten him physically” angle here
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i love the experience of stumbling across a truly insane person in the wild, clicking on their profile, and seeing those four beautiful words: “followed by eamon 2”
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unfollowed rad milk today because he died. can’t have that kind of negativity on my timeline
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i love how the image and the text on it comes off like he’s a threat. “what if this little boy lives to 150? will you stop him?” great promoted tweet
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i love so much how his thing now is that he just publicly cries all the time. unironically rocks lol
Curious journalist Andy Ngo asks Professor Emeritus Jordan Peterson how psychology can explain why Antifa is so evil and bad. JBP says it's "revenge against God for the crime of Being." Then he starts crying.
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imagine having a dick so small that a video of you causes “shrinkage” to trend on twitter
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the president of haiti is assassinated the same day a new assassin’s creed game is announced?
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@dennisbhooper
the virgin “i’m quitting after 10 movies so i don’t start making shit movies” vs. the chad “the world is just starting to open up to me at age 80. i’m only now beginning to see the possibility of what cinema could be”
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every tweet about gpt reads like “hey everyone look at what a credulous moron i am! i have no ability to discern between intelligent, substantive content and nonsense frankensteined together from all the dumbest shit on the internet 🤯”
I challenged chatGPT to invent a brand new language... and holy sh*t 🤯
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People saying Spielberg can’t direct action… look at the Indy Trilogy, minority report, saving private Ryan, parts of Munich, jaws, duel, hell even Hook has action. Your argument is invalid.
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just saw louis ck perform in boston and lemme tell ya folks, he’s still got it
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this is something jenna maroney would walk up to liz and say unprompted in a distressed tone
the man who runs wikifeet stopped replying to my emails :(
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i hate to say this phrase, but how is this not satire. what the fuck
Not gonna spoil anything, but make sure you watch the seventh episode of the season 6 of "Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D", the first episode of "What If...?", the whole "Loki" series, "Deadpool 2", the entire final season of "X-Men: The Animated Series" and unbelievably "Inhumans".
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if you spend $50,000 on tuition they should let you kill a professor
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what we have in this film: lots of drugs, lots of hot babes, some uncomfortable dilemmas
Still often think of this comment left under the first Inherent Vice trailer
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@coopercooperco
it’s one of those things where like, if i ever get to experience something like this, no matter how long it takes, life will have been worth it
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one reason why ludwig deserves the oscar for oppenheimer is that “algebra’s like sheet music—the important thing isn’t ‘can you read music,’ it’s ‘can you hear it.’ can you hear the music, robert?” followed by “yes i can” is such an impossible setup, and yet he delivers perfectly
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guy who has only seen licorice pizza, watching the 100m dash at the olympics: getting a lot of ‘licorice pizza’ vibes from this
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snl is gonna do a sketch where it looks like trump is snorting coke but then they reveal that it’s actually cheeto dust. because he’s orange
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Posting "your last 4 saved pictures define your energy" but I only receive one reply and it's 4 perfectly accurate images of a nightmare I had 12 days ago
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this tweet would just be ordinarily okay were it not for how hilariously “that will never explode” reads
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bro has no clue what’s going on lol
BIDEN, just now striking a vastly different tone than the Israeli President Herzog: “We can’t lose sight of the fact that the overwhelming majority of Palestinians had nothing to do with Hamas.”
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If “cool” could be summarised in one movie shot what would it be?
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i notice that you are in need of psychiatric care
Birth chart of Hamas. Birth time unknown. Moon could be in Cancer or Leo depending. What do you notice
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it’s absolutely ok computer -> kid a -> amnesiac. but you could also make an argument for the bends -> ok computer -> kid a
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let down by radiohead at the end of the bear season 1 is sublime
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@tyler02020202
except simpler and just all-around better. the pussy was evolution’s prototype, the man’s asshole is evolution’s masterpiece
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