Angel Campey
@YesReallyAngel
Followers
16,473
Following
1,623
Media
10,674
Statuses
80,860
Comedian - doesn’t have a podcast. (But does have a drive radio show.) Also writes for screen. wins awards sometimes. in memoriam of blue ticks and sanity.
South Africa
Joined November 2009
Don't wanna be here?
Send us removal request.
Explore trending content on Musk Viewer
#MetaCensorship
• 456759 Tweets
NABJ
• 417359 Tweets
La OEA
• 315700 Tweets
Léon Marchand
• 207513 Tweets
Social Security
• 134975 Tweets
Marta
• 98507 Tweets
Vybz Kartel
• 90837 Tweets
Colombia y Brasil
• 80971 Tweets
Brasil y México
• 76375 Tweets
Rachel Scott
• 66084 Tweets
She is Indian
• 64672 Tweets
Bungie
• 64584 Tweets
#alertemédaille
• 52654 Tweets
Indian American
• 50369 Tweets
Jamaican
• 45427 Tweets
South Sudan
• 43016 Tweets
Katie Ledecky
• 42039 Tweets
対象2作品
• 40867 Tweets
Howard
• 37041 Tweets
Tatum
• 36115 Tweets
Curry
• 32823 Tweets
Harris Faulkner
• 20752 Tweets
Yusuf Dikeç
• 17815 Tweets
Bia Ferreira
• 14071 Tweets
Kerr
• 14011 Tweets
Caucasian
• 11630 Tweets
World Boss
• 11450 Tweets
Abdüllatif Şener
• 10843 Tweets
HBCU
• 10566 Tweets
Pinned Tweet
🥹🤍 thank you.
Our
#WCW
is
@YesReallyAngel
, comedian & host of
@Smile904FM
"The JoyRide." She's the head writer for YouTube's "Politically Aweh" & a SAFTA-winning TV writer.Known for her honest, self-deprecating humour - she has headlined NYC comedy clubs. Keep flying the SA flag!
#SantamWOTF
2
1
22
2
3
71
The crowd refuses to sing the national anthem on the arrival of Cyril.
Why must we sing the country’s song when they have failed us.
#SAShutdown
130
3K
6K
When this is all over, take your holiday INSIDE South Africa, be a tourist in your city, buy from small SOUTH AFRICAN businesses. Go to local theatre, local comedy, small restaurants.
Support local like never before.
We will ALL need it. 🇿🇦🇿🇦🇿🇦❤️
74
1K
4K
FOUR different people I know lost their parents in the last 24 hours to Covid-19 💔💔💔
Wear a mask. And stop entertaining ANYONE who says this pandemic is just overhyped flu.
39
1K
3K
White girls at the traffic lights were handing out these “free newspapers” to white people in Cape Town today. ❤️❤️👌🏼
Explaining privilege and how we can be better. If you wanna know more: The email on the bottom is robotsheetCT
@gmail
.com
217
2K
3K
Westlife (a proudly Irish boyband) roasted South Africa for Ireland being the only team that beat us on our path to being World Champions in their Cape Town concert tonight.
Then they came out for their encore in Bokke jerseys. 🥰
Pure class. 🇿🇦❤️ 🇮🇪
39
355
3K
This woman lost her job due to lockdown, and then opened her own spa! ❤️
Looking for a great massage in Cape Town? book with Nana in Hope street. (Details in the pics)
19
2K
3K
@chelseahandler
@TheDailyShow
Did these revolting men stop for a split second to consider, that whilst many of us are happy with our decisions to have no children… some women are heartbroken about their inability to conceive - and their disgusting takes hurt those women?
I know they don’t care. Just 🤬
91
65
3K
*giggles in South African*
30
741
3K
Remember that guy I kissed during the rugby World Cup?
We bought a house. 🥹🤍🏡
55
66
3K
@GregAbbott_TX
Tsek! If us South Africans COULD swim like that, best believe you’d give us scholarships when we arrived. You Americans love to poach talent.
Also. Just, read a map, or a cereal box. Something.
36
80
2K
Update: booked ticket to JHB in December, to spend Xmas together and meet his family. 🙃🫶🏻
Our first kiss was after the Bokke knocked out France in the quarter final.
(A French kiss. If you will) 🙃
2 weeks later: Watched SA win the final as a couple. 🥹❤️🏆🔥🇿🇦
Springboks: helping all South Africans score. 🇿🇦🇿🇦😏 🔥🎉
32
56
1K
51
159
2K
Our first kiss was after the Bokke knocked out France in the quarter final.
(A French kiss. If you will) 🙃
2 weeks later: Watched SA win the final as a couple. 🥹❤️🏆🔥🇿🇦
Springboks: helping all South Africans score. 🇿🇦🇿🇦😏 🔥🎉
32
56
1K
@JenKatWrites
@nedostup
My personal favorite: “and I just can’t tell him that he can’t do something. Because it’s HIS VACATION TOO!!!”
Pray tell. WHAT does a three year old need a vacation from, or for? 🤣
4
11
1K
Hater's gonna hate, but this man is a true president.
Acknowledging frustrations and failures... Discussing transparency, leading as best as he can.
Thank you, Cyril. ❤️🇿🇦
254
152
976
Did y’all know that my 8 year old niece wrote some python code that shows a rainbow when humidity is detected, and the ISS implemented it.
My 8 year old niece has written code that’s worked in space.
Yeah. She’s my 2021 highlight.
22
97
912
People in Joburg really are just friendlier in general, hey.
77
52
790
Cape Town’s iconic city hall, lit up for the Bokke. 🇿🇦🏆
3
81
774
@2TheImp
@BarackObama
hear, hear. Us in South Africa were all incredibly emotional too. 💔. The world Loves you, Obama.
6
50
679
Devastated to report we lost Jake today. 💔💔💔💔💔
They had to operate again and the intestine damage was too much so they’ve put him to sleep. 🌈
He was only 6. He was my best friend. 💔
253
10
674
I love South Africans so much. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 who did this!? 💀🤣
27
119
616
This one
3
123
568
Voting Lines in Obs, Cape Town have grown LONGER as the sun starts to set.
South Africans are not done having their say by a long shot.
#electionDay
13
98
558
Telkom
34
141
531
I’m turning 40 soon.
No husband, no kids. No picket fence (thank god. We need walls and electric fences in SA)
Definitely not how I pictured this life.
But I have my 3rd comedy hour launching and my own drivetime radio show.
So. It’s actually better.
21
8
502
Hello twitter.
I’m Miles. I’m an 8 week old golden retriever and I’m already friends with my big brother, Charlie the cat.
But I’m pooped from all the excitement. I sleep.
62
12
492
@styledbyrati
I had to look them up and it turns out they are a Brazilian parody account. They arent serious.
😂😂😂😂😂 phew.
6
22
453
I’m proud of our government. At 61 cases they went into State of Disaster. And now at 202 they are infringing alcohol and other restrictions.
It needs this level of response.
America already at 18000+ and their leaders are fighting over semantics.
18
103
448
We beat New Zealand at sheep shearing too!?
I AM KLAAR! 🤣🤣🤣🤣💀💀💀💀
South Africa is here for it ALL 🇿🇦🇿🇦
There's an update. I am *crying*. 😂 WE BEAT NEW ZEALAND AT SHEEP-SHEARING 🤣🤣🤣
60
323
696
30
102
451
So JP Smith and CoCT shared the security footage of my mugging from 2017 on social media, and it’s gone viral.
No one warned me, or asked for my consent.
Now I’m sitting reliving repressed trauma, fighting down anxiety and having flashbacks whilst trying to be on radio.
80
123
443
And the
#AdamCatzavelosChallenge
hashtag proves that this country can be fucking brilliant.
Turning fury into internet hilarity.
I love South Africans. 😂❤️🇿🇦
6
84
417
@LuckyGordy
@TOPSatSPAR
Wow. This guy is a total poes. WOW. Also, the condescending language and accent he’s using!? What a racist undertone.
12
9
416
I just got mail. 💌
Like. Real, retro mail. That wasn’t a bill.
It’s from my niece. She posted me a letter, even though we live 10 min drive apart…. And the letter was: a joke. 🤣😭❤️
20
24
416
By the way. I’m successfully growing watermelon 😳🤯🤯🤯 🍉
20
16
401
A guy just let a pretty girl cut into the queue, and she hit him with a “Dankie Oom”
💀
17
25
390
What are tropes in movies that annoy you?
My worst is how they never eat the food on the table, or at breakfast. They ignore the huge spread 🥞 and sip orange juice once before leaving.
187
41
387
We don’t give this guy enough credit for teaching us the days of the week.
9
50
368
@SoozUK
@ExhaustedIsaac
I had a friend who said “my boss doesn’t tell me what to spend my money on, how dare you tell homeless people not to spend their money on booze & drugs”
1
4
349
I complained that my aircon was broken on air the other day. Making a joke about how sweaty I was
Then this amazing father/son team contacted the station to offer to fix it. And they didn’t let me pay! ❤️😫
Please support them!
079 821 3614- Anton Coetzee
Brothers Automotive
5
83
344
Cat suddenly disappeared in the garden. Had a mild panic. Worried he’d escaped under the gate.
Went to get keys to open and check. Turned around and saw the dog... 😫😫😫😫❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
18
22
340
If you can’t walk in this rain, there’s free Uber to voting stations with the code VOTESA21
5
313
319
I can’t. I just. Can’t. And then matric over there yells “service delivery” like a goon. I mean. 🗑
28
40
317
So. I won!? 💛 🔥🤷🏻♀️
Cape Town Comedian of the year (female)
24
13
301
This is how the first meeting went. Miles meet Charlie.
27
13
307
When I was 2 years old, I almost drowned in our swimming pool. The Neighbourhood kids had forgotten to close the gate.
Our gardener found me on the bottom of the pool. He dove in to save me, even though he couldn’t swim either.
Daniel Myeza. My life’s hero.
7
43
295
I get why they made the 15th December the public holiday for the Bokke (because the 16th is already one and it’s on a Saturday so this is just basically that)
But Cyril should have made it the 11th.
Because then it would have been 11.12. The score.
10
19
293
1. Rope
2. Masking tape
3. Black bags
4. A shovel
5. Lime.
23
52
281
You know what is awesome?
It’s the opening game of the T20 women’s World Cup tonight at Newlands.
And it’s SOLD OUT. 🥰
Tell me again how women sportspeople don’t sell Tickets?
5
40
277
Anti vaxxers clawing their way into our 35+ mentions. 🙄🙄🙄
YOU CAN’T STEAL THE VACCINE REGISTRATION JOY, TSEK.
11
30
271
I got my honours at UCT and now... it’s Such an honour to be associated with UCT thanks to vice chancellor
@FabAcademic
🔥👌🏼
Tonight was the dinner for us 2018 and 2019
@mailandguardian
200 young South Africans. ❤️💋
3
14
252
@rtait1
What a tragedy. Poor woman. Thank you for being a human, and I trust she’s getting the support she needs?
1
4
262
@thekellymantle
Wait. I’m South African AND My name is Angel. I didn’t get my visa yet? Should I hit her up for a plane ticket, or....
6
2
249
One month gone, today. 💔
Love you forever Goodboi™️, until we meet again. 🤍🌈
13
1
248
@MusaMbusow
😂😂 they kicked me out long ago.
If my 89 year old granny managed to be ok with my Nigerian boyfriend, there is hope for all white people to change perspectives ❤️
5
12
238
Mornings without Jake will always break my heart the most. This is his “happy food dance” and it’s how he greeted me every day.
No one will ever be as happy to see me wake up. 💔
20
1
242
Jussis guys. This new man of mine.
Cleaned my kitchen and washed my dishes while he was waiting for me to finish radio.
Like. That’s just a drop in the ocean of the LEVELS.
Thanking my lucky stars. The ancestors did well. Took me 40 years. But here he is.
14
3
239
Today is 6 months since we first kissed.
We live together, have made our 4 cats get along and signed paperwork on a house we’re co-buying.
Thanks Hinge. ✨
Second person I went on a date with. Done deal.
18
0
243
Oh, to be as fearless as a kitten and as gentle as a retriever. 😂
16
34
231
PSA: ladies, Don’t let comedians impregnate you. 😂😂😂
5
52
225
This piece of art at the CTICC Investec Art Fair really moved me, made me sad.
7
25
228
Guess what. FNB are trying to convince me not to downgrade from private (even though I requested it weeks ago and they haven’t actioned it!?) they phoned me yesterday and ASSURED me my private banker (who I haven’t heard from in over a year) would call me today at 11am.
Did he?
78
22
213
My Woodstock street WhatsApp group. Focusing on the important things for a Sunday. ❤️🥰
18
5
215
We became roommates in our 20s. Now I’m the first to hit 40.
I’ll keep the seat warm for you
@iamSivN
Family for life.
6
5
215
Gone far too soon. Paul Snoddie Snodgrass.
One of the front runners in Cape Town Comedy. A great friend to all. Ragey, jokey, funny and just a ball of love.
You will be missed.
Tequilas will be raised for you across the world by all who loved you, I’m certain. 🤍
25
25
214
It's about to go down!
@KevinHart4real
kicking off his South Africa What Now Tour in Cape Town tonight! 🙌🏽
6
27
202
BREAKING: The Boks are landing at 21:10 in Cape Town International Airport tonight!
Spread the word. If you can; get there. We need to welcome them home to the Mother City with all the gees!!!!! 🇿🇦🇿🇦🇿🇦🇿🇦🇿🇦🏆🏆🏆🏆
13
63
212
When someone says “guess how cheap this was!?” Excitedly, I always go way higher than I expect... because imagine their heartbreak if you guess lower than they were gonna say.
I’m not here to ruin your bargain.
6
47
207
@Joeydoughnuts75
@realDonaldTrump
Enjoy the crumbling of freedom. You had a nice run, America.
35
16
182
Offical ambassador for SMG Chery Century City.
I got a brand new Tiggo 4 Pro, in the colour of my choice. 😭😭🩵🩵🙌🏻
This is so surreal and exciting. Can’t wait to take it on adventures!
(Kilometres with Miles!)
22
6
210
I don’t know who needed that walk on the beach more. Jake or me.
19
0
203
I saw a rat in the house this morning.
Just a little *clack clack clack* on the wooden floors and I saw it toddling past the bedroom door.
I wished it well and RIP (we have 4 cats)
This afternoon, bae sends me this: 🥹
34
28
198
Launching Tuesday 2nd May at 4pm. 💛
Cape Town’s getting a little more joyful on the drive home!
(This is incredibly surreal and terrifying. They’ve given me my own drive show!?
Here, hold my beer…)
32
9
182
Wow. Drama at the dog park, kids in the play area came to call me (the only person with a dog) to report a sad lone doggo, trapped in the storm drain.
I go over to see a shivering little Pedigree Boston Terrior, with one distinct blue eye and one dark patch one…
28
22
193
Is it just me, or do they look like the Wayans brothers in disguise 👀
6
14
188
Sick boi 🥺
Been vomiting and won’t eat. The vet he booked him in for an operation 😭
Such a goodboi, he doesn’t deserve this. 😭😭😭
31
0
190
Look who’s hella muddy and thinks he can come back inside…
8
3
190
Can’t believe that tomorrow it’s 3 months since this human picked me up for our first date to a wine farm after chatting for just 2 days after meeting on Hinge.
…And our lives changed.
Only 3 months.
But he’s already my home. ✨🥹✨
14
1
187
Jake update: His morning painkillers have kicked in and he’s in cuddle bliss.
He’s biggest complaint is that he’s hungry. He’s not allowed big meals until we are sure his gut has healed.
Going for a checkup today. But seems like he’s made it 😭❤️
Thank you for your wishes 🕯
18
3
187
@credofficial
@hypervocal
Maybe. MAYBE. because it worked and this article is from a parallel universe 5 years ago but current in this one!?
5
6
168
February 2021. 🌈 RIP Jakey boi.
May 2022 ☀️ welcome Miles.
2
0
182
Miles is house trained 🥺🥺🥺❤️❤️.
He jumps and whines at the glass if he needs to go out to pee or poop.
5 days and this!? We might have the world’s best dog.
10
1
186
Good morning. I’m collecting the puppy at midday so you can all expect updates by this afternoon.
Meanwhile: Here’s a rose from the bush I planted in Jake’s honour (Free & Loyal) that opened this morning. 🤍
14
2
182
I forgot my wallet at home. I cancelled my coffee order.
A random blonde lady came and tapped me on the shoulder "I overheard you forgot your wallet, can I buy it for you?"
Some people are nice.
7
13
179