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A pseudo-parody YouTube account that seeks to point and laugh at console warring fanboys. Bald and bearded is exactly the way to go through life.

Where is bald, I will be there
Joined February 2024
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@RightWingCope @Angelica_Reed1 It was a very dry class lecture.
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@airbagged Oh wait Garret Barnes? That Garret Barnes? The same Garret Barnes that edits his own Wikipedia pages and then uses that same page to reference his own work to make him sound legitimate? That Garret Barnes?
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@jondelarroz "the presentation of pornography as entertainment" lol okay buddy, guess that grift is going well huh?
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@PhoenixWomanMN @RedHibiscus23 @ijbailey @reesetheone1 I'm going to bookmark this and check back in 8 years.
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@airbagged "iT wAs A sOcIaL eXpErImEnT, gUiSe!!!!"
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@TheChowderhead @AriDrennen A lot of straight men with erections are really mad in here.
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@airbagged Reminder that SmashJT got fleeced for 10k from Tommy Tellarico because he desperately wanted the Amico to be real.
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@VTownThrilla @Grummz It's called grifting.
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@wildeagle412 @sablaah American education at it's finest.
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@Darkman350821 @Grummz Lol this soy level of comments
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@Darkman350821 @Grummz Oh I'm sure you eat a lot of meat, sweetie.
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@RejectedDemon @airbagged Little desperate for relevancy, champ?
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@SlowBiden420 @OrdinaryGamers Nah, but the fact that he was a bigger issue that pedos is kind hilarious. Sad, but hilarious.
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@MagitekDad These boys couldn't handle the face actress model for her. She is free to crush me.
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@Civvie11 The casting for Roland was criminal.
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@Darkman350821 @Grummz "I'm not gay" he said while talking about how much he loves to eat meat. See you at Pride, honey
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@AntiSaint99 @Grummz @airbagged @MelonieMac Melone "listen up liberal, my husband left me" Mac.
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@mikeymumbelz @RightWingCope Ah, so the US President only controls the world's gas and oil prices so long when it's the other person you don't like. Got it. Sweet political tribalism, champ.
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@vanillaopinions Imagine basing your voting choice down to whatever the gas price. We deciding with bones and bird entrails next?
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@Dexerto Guys, is it gay to be attracted to your controller?
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@ChrisAvellone Get off it. The IP has gone through three different devs and a revolving door of writing teams. Your expectation of there being zero lore drift is hilarious. If Tim Caine approves of the series, that's enough for me.
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@ClickBaitCait @JusticeHorn_ "Waaaaaah! Let me be a bigot!" Really telling on yourselves.
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@ChristheNarc "Fuck you my dad was firefighter" Also "Did you know that my dad molested me?"
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@Tayk50571438479 @nicholasdeorio @DrDisrespect How are you able to type with Dr. Disrespect's dick so far down your throat?
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@RejectedDemon @airbagged Oddly enough, neither is Grummz content. But hey, if you like pandering to a political grift, you do you.
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@matiasfv08 @OrdinaryGamers The Quartering defending pedos when it's someone with the same political ideology as him? No way.
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@TheActMan_YT @WillyMacShow Wild that Willy is getting hate for this when all he's doing is the independent research that people say to do.
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@AntiSaint99 @Antbaze97 @Grummz @airbagged @MelonieMac About as easily triggered as Grummz is, clearly.
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@CerberusXt Grummz gonna run for office at this point.
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@TomSurcouf @LegacyKillaHD There's always been lore drift with Fallout. What do you expect for an IP that's gone through three different studios and a revolving door of people who had influence on it.
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@yankees1991 @franklinisbored @shutterbug63 @kingvanenf13403 @JDVance Big mad that your boy wants to fuck a dolphin. Didn't know you types were into beastiality. Must be wanting to pull in the furry vote, eh
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@JapanHatesXbox @Ogjigsaw_ Whaaaa the lesbians won't touch my sad penis. Fatty on suicide watch.
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@RejectedDemon @airbagged @Grummz @Grummz when are you going to spend another 3 million dollars on an Ember bus? Or are you just going to cry the moment someone makes fun of you. The hero of anti woke pisses his pants this easy? This is the anti wokes strongest soldier?
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@KEEMSTAR @nicholasdeorio @libsoftiktok Who knew Keem was so easily bought out by politics.
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@NotHaru47 The Ezio Trilogy is the only AC worth playing.
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@CerberusXt I love how Grummz already QTd you on this.
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@Civvie11 General question. If not this then where should've Doom gone? Should the series of stayed static after how divisive Doom 3 was? Or do we go back to repeats and retreads of Doom 1 and 2 with no innovation?
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@CerberusXt Wow. That is a hella racist thumbnail with that bubble quote.
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@realExate @OrdinaryGamers It's Keem. He's just as much a lolcow as Boogie.
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@Darkman350821 @Grummz The throat goat doth protest too much.
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@JuliaCarax01 @AriDrennen @AlexBarnet6962 Better at being a woman than you since you're on twitter malding about it.
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@jacktheknife101 @JodiePP1948 Man, those goalposts just keep getting moved further and further back!
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@WillyMacShow Willy getting cancelled for doing independent research like everyone says people should do? Damned if you do, damned if you don't, my guy.
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@carellijawn @DrHistoryBrad Bro never heard of Woodrow Wilson or Warren Harding. Why you men gotta be so damn soft.
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@Dr_Eggheadd @StreamerBans She didn't get the fame she was searching for through Gamestop, so she became an alt right chistofascist grifter. Color me shocked. Oh well. Don't feel sorry for her.
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@KEEMSTAR @DramaAlert Fruit Expert Keem is on the case.
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@CerberusXt Yeah, like Algeria of all places is going to let a trans woman represent them when they don't even acknowledge them.
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@mikeymumbelz @RightWingCope So Biden started a war overseas by invading Ukraine. Man, he so much more powerful than I thought.
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@JayDubcity16 But Horizon going to Nintendo is fine, right? Keep that same energy.
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@JayDubcity16 Pushing those goalposts, bud? Just admit it was better than State of Play? You can't because you're a corporate slave.
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@Bizzler4 @Rev_says_desu Bro defending a dude who's into lolicon.
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@JuankandaJuan With Sony's IT and data security that's equivalent to a cheesecloth? No thanks.
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@ClairePsych2 Sweet hypocrisy. It's still sexualizing a character, but it's only okay when it's a character that you deem approval. It's the same thing, and you saying it's not is pretty disingenuous.
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@ClickBaitCait @JusticeHorn_ You exist because someone has allowed you to. But you're still going to portray yourself as a victim and being 'repressed', huh.
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@gosuprime022 @OrdinaryGamers You're also ruining someone's life by being raped over and over is worse. What sicko posting is this
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@mikeymumbelz @RightWingCope Did you throw your back out carrying all that water for Putin?
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@Scryorr @Redcomet2_000 You ain't gonna do shit. Go back to your Shy Boys forum.
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@THEREALRTU You really have become as bad as some kind inhumane amalgamation of The Quartering and Quantum TV.
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Sony fanboys missing the point to the whole thing. Why should someone be forced to participate with a program they didn't choose for themselves?
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Let me clear some things up with Helldivers. PSN was listed, but not required when the game launched. Sony is forcing people to sign up for an account, for a platform they have nothing to do with, or lose access to a game they bought. Not all countries even have PSN.
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@gosuprime022 @OrdinaryGamers Ruining a 16 year old with the equivalent of martial rape is just as bad in cultures that approve of underage child marriages. Get off it.
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@mcdizzle17 Baby's first fanfiction.
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@the_nerd_skull Among other things, Tim Walz is the first former Command Sergeant Major--the highest enlisted Army rank--to be on a presidential ticket. He wound up retiring as a master sergeant instead of staying on for the coursework required for CSM, which is very, very relatable.
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@airbagged A human spent time on that.
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@KEEMSTAR Stick to being a lolcow that dates women barely out of high school
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@IrrationalChad Oh that guy. Wonder where his wife is these days? Surely not buried under the floorboards.
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@KonigLars19254 @RightWingCope Yes, his twitter history sure does show what a great guy he was.
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@WashYourCrack @airbagged "Listen up liberals, my wife left me"
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@MrReality_sp @Grummz @NintendoAmerica Oh man Nintendo being fine have gay employees is the fall of western civilization. See you at Pride, bud.
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@Tayk50571438479 @nicholasdeorio @DrDisrespect Bro you fantasizing about some pedo owning you is pretty weird.
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@CerberusXt Holy fuck, if you wanna like huge boobs, just like huge boobs, why you gotta make it a grift. I love huge boobs, but I'm not gonna lose my shit if a game censors it. Huge boobs are great.
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@Civvie11 I agree with that and I believe after this it likely will he forced to innovate again, per the jump between Doom 3 and 2016. I'm not at the fatigue that I was as a kid after countless addon map packs but in the 90s, I get what you're saying.
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Reminder, player push back works. Players pushed back on Games for Windows. Players pushed back on Xbox One always online functionality. Players pushed back on Sony for linking accounts. Your voice carries weight against anti consumer corporations.
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@CaptainMorganTN @RightWingCope @AddisonSmithTV @charisedwardss Negging a guy isn't going to make him fuck you, dude.
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@Grummz Sorry some art direction isn't going to further your culture war grifting, Mark Maybe go work on Ember. Unless you're eventually going to pull market manipulation on that too.
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@gosuprime022 @OrdinaryGamers Oh and you can fix someone that has to live with a lifetime of mental trauma of being raped and being owned by someone. There's no reset button there either. Saying one is worse is fucked.
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@Grummz @SidAlpha Maybe consider the fact that you're nothing but a culture war griftet and perpetual victim. Your game is vaporware and you're scamming people. But you'd rather cry about black and gay people in video games since is all you have for a personality.
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@gaynarcan @OrdinaryGamers Your face is transphobic.
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@RejectedDemon @airbagged @Grummz Lol you're actually retarded. Grummz is the grifter, not you, tard. But you slurp up that shut because it validates your politics.
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@MrWhoWhat @DramaAlert Ah the censorship was just for leftys eh
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@Delta1169 I get weird vibes from the guy. On the one hand, I don't like forced diversity. On the other hand, a lot of his followers don't want any diversity at all. Like their goal is just generic white dude in every guy. Maybe I'm wrong, but that's the vibe that comes off.
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@DjptrsnMana @foofighters @WUTangKids So that means you support intellectual property theft. Cool.
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@Spongeguap @RightWingCope It's cope to say that both of them were the equivalent of two senile retards? They were arguing about golf. GOLF. On a national stage. I'm not sure how any sane person could look at either of them and go, "Yeah, that's my guy."
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@based_biased @realLegend_FGC @IwishIknew115 @ProphetOfTruth0 Look at you moving those goalposts. He never served the military. He was campaigning and you're trying desperately to make those two connect.
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@thicc_stick_boi The dude was unbearable to work with and he wasn't even the lead writer on NV, that was John Gonzalez. Avellone wrote the NV DLCs and then was outs'd from Obsidian because of in work behavior. Supposedly, he and Tim Caine don't see eye to eye these day, but that's alleged.
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@ChristheNarc Is she pulling a Boogie? Sympathy baiting now.
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@Prokonover @CerberusXt I'd like him to stop grifting culture war issues because he acts like a manchild when it comes to whether or not women are attractive enough for him in games.
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@cptthirteen @TheActMan_YT Don't think Destiny said they should die. He just wasn't sorry or didnt care that some rando caught a bullet with his face.
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@NextGenRed @esjesjesj Oh so NOW you believe the media. Huh. funny that.
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@MrPissant @RightWingCope That was my thought. How does that even work.
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@CommentCopped I had that haircut in the 4th grade.
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@Grummz Still grifting, Mark? When you gonna finish that game you're stealing money from?
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@bryanthaboi @WillyMacShow We shit on dead people all the time. Some rando catching a stray shouldn't be any different.
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@SleepBomber @ChrisAvellone Tim Caine has approved of the show, so I don't think you can go any further than the guy that created Fallout originally.
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@KittenYorha @OliverJia1014 The fact that you equate it to a two side issue just shows the level of tribalism you endorse. What if....stay with me here, both sides are fucking garbage.
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@WillyMacShow You're a good man Willy. Few are willing to be so fair minded when they've already settled into their tribes.
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