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30 somethin nerd. Star Trek, MTG, Cars Cars Cars. Don’t be a jerk. Drink water. Sleep a lot. Gimme ur dad’s phone number. 🏳️🌈💤🧸
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Joined September 2017
@KryssyLaReina @MsPrototyp3 It’s funny you said exhausted because I guarantee you Chase‘s tail pipe never had a day off.
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@Inselgoere1 @ronsterd89 And that’s the beauty of life and the human condition. No one is supposed to understand absolutely everything. Either accept it and move on. Or don’t accept it and move on.
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@tweetsandboobs You know who I never see parked right on the line of a parking spot? People who back in. So we can make sure we’re in the middle of the spot. Meanwhile…
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@heyjaeee This is where the bend and snap comes in. If they touch you, bend the arm, then snap the wrist.
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