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30 somethin nerd. Star Trek, MTG, Cars Cars Cars. Don’t be a jerk. Drink water. Sleep a lot. Gimme ur dad’s phone number. 🏳️‍🌈💤🧸

Your dad’s underwear drawer
Joined September 2017
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Anyways, be good, y'all.
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@KryssyLaReina @MsPrototyp3 It’s funny you said exhausted because I guarantee you Chase‘s tail pipe never had a day off.
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@DGRMSP Quit bein so dang cute!
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@DGRMSP I was told, BY AMAZON, that I could drop off the part.
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@Inselgoere1 @ronsterd89 And that’s the beauty of life and the human condition. No one is supposed to understand absolutely everything. Either accept it and move on. Or don’t accept it and move on.
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@Mzdelah Who is dis *teehee*
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@krystalshanelle Shadow of the Colossus!
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@DGRMSP He was so hot in that movie lol
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@notcapnamerica I try to be civil to everyone. Until they give me a reason not to be.
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@tweetsandboobs You know who I never see parked right on the line of a parking spot? People who back in. So we can make sure we’re in the middle of the spot. Meanwhile…
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@SomaKazima What in the Mambonumbafive kinda name is that
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@vesperamyst Barry is not ugly ffs!!!
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@inquisitrix @hyperflesh Is it harming you?
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@grayyyyyyson You look amazing!
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Kissing someone for the first time and realizing they’re an amazing kisser is such a rush. Realizing they’re a bad kisser is just so…”how can I get out of this situation…quickly…”
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@heyjaeee This is where the bend and snap comes in. If they touch you, bend the arm, then snap the wrist.
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RT @speeeena: I’m like if a Rich Gay Uncle was broke
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@DGRMSP The people that stand on the side to watch those races are absolutely insane
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@gaghyogi49 The choice of nacelles for that Sovereign was very interesting.
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@kenconundrum @IconTMT What’s the bad news? That your parents clearly have money?
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