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I love how Chappell Roan and Noah Kahan are two of the absolute biggest powerhouses in music right now but also look like they live together in a 2006 Subaru Outback
Thank you Iowa, sorry for how sweaty and weird I happen to be
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When Shania Twain says “Let’s Go, Girls” and I’m two rooms away
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Aaaaaaaaand there it is. That’s a wrap. We can stop talking about him now. It was fun while it lasted.
This pic of the Girthmsster w Jeffree Star is sendingggg meee
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As a kid I was treated like a disappointment by my father, and the one time I asked him if he wanted to hang out he said no, so maybe let these two have their spotlight?
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OH NO YOU GUYS THE WEIRDO RACIST JEFFREE APOLOGISTS ARE IN MY MENTIONS HOW EVER WILL I SURVIVE KNOWING THEY DON’T LIKE MEEEE????
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*Manifesting the confidence to wear one of these in public Pride weekend 2024*
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@hahapanda
He went viral this week because he has an OBSCENELY huge dick, so naturally the gays cannot fixate on literally anything else
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When your coworker says he wants uppies, you give him uppies
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Y’all can have a work bathroom selfie. As a treat. 🌹🌸🌺🌷🌼🌿
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Wore the coochie cutters today. No room for secrets in these things!
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I’m 36 thank you
it’s the time of year when 30 year old gay men start dressing like this
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What bothers me about this is when Sam puts on a corset/shaves their face/does anything too femme, y’all lose the energy you seem to have for them in pics like this.
A LOT of you should unpack your weird attachment to body hair. It affects how you treat people. Seek help maybe!
I been screaming from the rooftops about Sam smith….are y’all ready to walk with me ?
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Welp, I think spending the entire day outside yesterday yielded in a kickass kickstart to my summer tan
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Being gay and aging is a privilege, and we all know why.
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R.I.P.’d another pair of jeans doing yard work. Thunder thighs strike again!
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32 of you follow this trash. I deleted my previous tweet about him being problematic so I could include the comic where he turns suicide into a fucking punchline. He’s gross. And he’s a sociopath.
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Fun fact: if you’re a stranger and don’t follow me, I don’t get notifications for your weird simpy tweets. Stay mad, loserssss ✌🏻✌🏻✌🏻
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Welp, ol’ thunder and lightning chub rubbed their way through another pair of shorts, so here’s their final photo, lol.
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If it’s my last night on earth let it never be forgotten that I was a fatass with a fat ass
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If I didn’t document the gym ‘fit did it really happen?
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@queerenbyepi
The thing I like least about being gay is sharing a stage with gays who really need therapy and don’t know it.
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I shaved my head yesterday for the first time in probably three whole days ugh powers restoreddddd
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Not having a great day at all but my need for attention is greater so…
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SHANIA TWAIN RETWEETED ME EXCUSE ME WHILE I FAINT BYE
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So… I found a place to prop up my phone in the seldom-used employee bathroom…
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Snow emergency declared in the Twin Cities so the Red Wings came out to play!
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Got tired of waiting for warmer weather. Shorts are back!
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I waited way too long to bust out these shorts. Anyway, something something Labor Day something something no rest for the people who deserve a day off
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You can’t tell me shit today, I feel too fuckin’ powerful! I wish I understood long ago how lifting would make me feel about myself, because I would’ve started YEARS ago.
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Something something “search ‘water’ something something
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No Therapoutfit today but here’s what I’m wearing to see my trainer? 🤷🏼♂️
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Time to sit out in the sun in my backyard! Who’s with me???
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Alright Saturday, let’s fuck this pig!
HOOOHHHHYYYEEAAHHHH?!
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Can’t carry more than what now???
“I want a 35 year old guy” no u don’t. He has a bad back & can’t carry more than 20 lbs. he gets a hangover from 1.5 drinks. He can’t see anything without his glasses & all of his music is from 2013
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Never thought I’d embrace blaze orange but here we are
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Turns out my friend
@itsme_mulder
was sneaky-sneakin’ pics of me at the gym on Tuesday!!! I feel less bad about how I look from behind now, lol
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A 40° temperature drop from yesterday combined with constant flurries makes it a Red Wing Boot day
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Aaaanyway, according to the central time zone, I’m officially 36!
I wear a size 13/XXXL at Nike. DM me if you need to know where to send my presents 😉✌🏻💅🏼👟❤️
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I said “I haven’t worn the Westbrooks in a while” and went from there
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I don’t know if it’s all the caffeine from the excedrin I took on an empty stomach or if this is just from regular exercise but I feel like kicking a door down today! FUCK YEAH SATURDAY LET’S LIFT SOME HEAVY SHIT!!!
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Not bad for a sad bitch
it's the last month of the year, quote with your favorite pictures of yourself this year.
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Wore a subtle look out to dinner with my friend last night
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Your favorite fat friday faggot is back to grace your TL once again
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