Sophia Jetta
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Filth, food, cats. Not neccessarily in that order. Leitung des Instituts für Angelegenheiten. Same handle in the other place.
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As promised, a thread on (Bavarian) German christmas bakery. 'Tis the season, after all. One of the oldest examples popular in southern Germany and Austria is the Kletzenbrot. Kletzen are dried pears and the rural population would add the dried pears to their bread during advent.
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@IsabelOakeshott
But the average fashion mannequin poses a totally realistic and non-harmful body image, right, Isabel?
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@Blakenburg8
@JuliaHB1
"Hello my name is Adrian and I like to shit my pants about a 16 year-old who would like a habitable plant long after I've kicked the bucket."
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That is my personal idea of holiday hell
The "Icon Of The Seas" sets sail in January 2024. 5610 passengers, 2350 crew members, 5 times larger and heavier than the Titanic, 19 floors with more than 40 bars, restaurants and bowling alleys. What a monstrosity!
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@NYPDDaughtry
First, one of the items is a book. 2nd have you ever considered terrorism is in fact a subject of study? And that there are books about it, on a college campus?
None of the items you list are illegal or are you trying to police what college students are allowed to have on campus
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In an absolute shocker anti-trans group finds out that when you search for porn, you get porn as results.
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"Human, there is a distinct lack of snacks in my cardboard lounge. I am deeply disappointed!"
Narrator: Aslan of the Sorrows got his snacks
#Caturday
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@BBCPolitics
No, it's not because plenty of parents are homophobe and transphobes. If a kid doesn't want to come out to their parents they probably have a pretty good reason why. Parents' rights do not trump children's rights
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@Markie11111
@rioferdy5
Because we live in a heteronormative society. Hate crime rates against LGBT+ people have increased. As a straight person you never get insulted, spat at or worse. for holding hands with your partner. It's not about telling everyone, it's about being safe and not having to hide
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@PaulBrandITV
Right, now Paul maybe you could stop treating the LGB Alliance as though they were on the same level of support from LGB people as Stonewall and all these orgs. The LGB A at best represents a minute fraction of LGB people.
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@Miss_Snuffy
Oh, dunno, there are so many genuinely admirable people you could have invited but you went for the bloke who likes to deny racism exists and who thinks white privilege isn't real.
Have you made up an inspirational quotation of him yet to adorn one of your school's walls?
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@R_M_Huffman
@AOC
@KamalaHarris
@HillaryClinton
@SenWarren
@SenGillibrand
@TeamPelosi
This is what contraception is for. Do try to keep up.
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@DominicFarrell
Forgot salt and pepper there. You don't pay for utilities? Pans, pots, cutlery, plates? May I gently suggest reading Jack Monroe's blog for the situations poor people are in and what you have to add to the cost of food apart from the ingredients.
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Dear
@andreajenkyns
, how about coming over to Germany and show me the shortages on supermarket shelves here, because I can't seem to find them for the life of me
#bbcaq
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Your autumnal reminder that mangel root, sugar beets etc. make better Halloween decoration than any pumpkin
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@darrengrimes_
Now, who was in power the last ten years and didn't give a toss? Right, the party that won't give a toss now.
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@Independent
Well, the revelations just keep on coming don't they, first Raab finds out that Britain is an island and relies heavily on the Dover-Calais link for trade. And now Nads finds out that Brexit will mean not having a say and a voice. Whatever next?
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@LGBTCons
Well you can but you can't pretend you're doing anything for the LGBT+ community.
You're serving as a fig leaf to a party that has an abysmal record on equality and rights of LGBT+ people and who doesn't despair of kicking down on LGBT+ people when it's deemed expedient.
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@jk_rowling
Yeah, those millions, have they elected her to speak for them? Could swear the vast majority of lesbians at Cardiff Pride for example voted with their feet and marched for LGBT+ rights and didn't stand with the 10 transphobes trying to hijack the event.
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@AntheaTurner1
Ah, the non-apology after managment called to tell Anthea she was fast making herself unemployable.
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@gremisch
@R_M_Huffman
@AOC
@KamalaHarris
@HillaryClinton
@SenWarren
@SenGillibrand
@TeamPelosi
Is it too late to hope he never procreates?
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Damn right,
#WomenWontWheesht
! So I'll keep saying it, trans women are women! Trans men are men!
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@vcocozza76
He's an all round sh*ithouse. But I'd seriously like to know what hind of point he thinks he's making there?
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@Lord_Sugar
Look who has quite a bit of his portfolio tied up in inner city real estate and pretends he suddenly discovered his heart for minimum wage workers making coffees and sandwiches.
So please do your long, expensive commutes again, think of the poor people at Pret.
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@jk_rowling
@NicolaSturgeon
This is the most-consulted bill in Scottish history, it's been years in the making.
It's hardly rushed.
But I'm looking very much forward to you and your ilk looking like even more of a massive mug when it turns out the scenarios you like to conjure up are not happening.
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@RobertRees_
@JeremyClarkson
Yeah Robert, or you could ask doctors and nurses how dangerous heat stroke is. And how the a&e's are jam packed already.
30°C is already very hot in the UK, 40 is pretty much unheard of.
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@JuliaHB1
Congratulations Julia, plunging to new depths of your brand of brutal ignorance paired with ill-deserved confidence and toxic nastiness. Well done.
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@MatthiasHauer
@Die_Gruenen
Daß sie eine Sendung, die lediglich vorstellt, was an Klimaschutzmöglichkeiten verfügbar sind, als Propaganda für die Grünen sehen, fasst die Klimapolitik und -konzepte der Union ziemlich gut zusammen.
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@BootstrapCook
You know, if they want to go back to drafty, mouldy houses, outdoor loo and no plumbing they can do that anytime they like, but noone should be forced to in a time of central heating, electricity and indoor plumbing
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I'm an atheist but directing vitriol at priests just because they happen to be women is reprehensible and unchristian if anything I ever read about Jesus in the bible is true
#ThisIsWhatAPriestLooksLike
#thisiswhatapriestlookslike
Sad to see so much vitriol directed towards women fulfilling their vocation. There's nothing of God in such vile behaviour. Solidarity with all my newly ordained sisters.
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@DocMcAndrew
And what stopped you from simply saying no?
It's not difficult. Or did you feel you manhood insulted by the question and decided to throw a hissy fit?
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@sniphist
@PeeBeeJayBee
They're not but I think the argument is more about men having their bodily autonomy suddenly taken away and how they would like it.
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@darrengrimes_
It is a singular talent to come out with takes so spicy and hot on pretty much anything. Please, Darren, for once at least, try to be less of a c*nt
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@JuliaHB1
So? She is not asking for dick pics anywhere, is she?
Or do you think that posing in underwear or swimwear is "asking for it"?
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@NickFletcherMP
@networkrail
Yeah Nick, and who has been denying nurses and teachers pay rises these last 12 years?
You voted against a fair pay rise for NHS staff, remember?
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@NatalieElphicke
You dearly love a dog whistle, don't you? They are not illegal, they are legally entitled to claim asylum in the UK. You can stop this fast by opening safe routes for asylum seekers to come to the UK.
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@Fox_Claire
Yeah, love, because none of the grand promises have materialised or are about to materialise. Instead those who had "project fear" belched in their faces for years because they raised concerns can feel vindicated on quite some points.
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@SuellaBraverman
@MerseyPolice
Took you a while, but then I suppose the victims were "only" migrants, so what's the hurry, eh, Suella?
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@CrochetLady15
@BBCPolitics
If the parents can't be supportive of their child it's them doing the separating
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@dasia1507
@ask_aubry
No it's their money if she's doing the work at home and with the kids. If a couple decides that one partner is stay-at-home, either the other partner pays them a salary or the salary of the working partner becomes both their money.
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@KonstantinKisin
Yeah, a billionaire who has chosen to devote her life to kicking down on a vulnerable minority and tweeting relentless bollocks about trans people, frequently stanning far right foghorns like Caroline Farrow.
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@bindelj
@StandingforXX
They share your view on trans people. And that should really make you think and take a good, hard look at yourself.
Or that the religious far right does too. But that never happens, does it?
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@40PercentGerman
By "friendly" Walmart meant behaving towards customers as though they were long lost family or besties since kindergarten. And that is both creepy and unneccessary. Being polite suffices, no rictus smile and overboarding fake excitement needed
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@Michael_Dunn4
@Blakenburg8
@JuliaHB1
If he does a Roger Helmer and starts eating beef three times a day, we could have a sweepstakes....
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@HenrySmithUK
Just because you interpret "working from home" as putting up your feet on the sunchair in garden with a g&t in hand.... also let's remember which party was hellbent on prorogueing parliament last autumn, yeah?
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@Olympics
@TomDaley1994
@fina1908
Great idea, it's an ace way to bridge waiting times, it's relaxing and productive, more people and esp. men should take it up.
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@JohnnyMercerUK
I don't remember you ever calling out Mark Francois or Penny Mordaunt for blowing up their time in reserves whenever it seemed expedient to them.
It might also be good if you could prove your claim
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@jk_rowling
How is this virtue signalling, Joanne?
Is it not important for the police to try and be more LGBT+ friendly, to openly show support for that community?
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@AmyDyess
@PattersonNBC
@NBCNews
Because they're white? Though I suppose on the upside, at least they don't appear armed.
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Have some undiluted joy, we certainly all need it
They’re both giving each other bardic inspiration
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@mikeysmith
Soooo,
@LGBTCons
, a statement from you on that? Raising this with Truss or is it just going to be the usual crickets from you again?
Seriously, you seem to be as much use to LGBT+ people as a chocolate teapot
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My dears, I am heartbroken, I had to have Paolo Permablep, Dr. Snuggles put to sleep. He had multiple organ failure and deteriorated rapidly. I held him as he purred himself to eternal sleep.
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@jk_rowling
These lads are perfectly fine though? Oh, and don't pretend the GC group was all women.
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@IndiaWilloughby
@PaulBrandITV
I think everyone of those mps should be grilled why they think it's fine to keep conversion therapy for trans people legal when just yesterday they pledged their support for Jamie Wallis.
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@ask_aubry
Why is he paying for his friend's and his gf's trip but then expects his wife to do Christmas for 100$ all inclusive?
Plus it's not his money, it's also hers, since she's doing all the work at home and with the kids.
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@flowpetri
@CarnegieEndow
@CChivvis
Wait til the author discovers that Iceland, a founding member, doesn't even have a standing army.
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@BrexitAlex
Odd, you never see other people do that after work is done for the day, do you? Meanwhile in Westminster:
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@acteduweininger
America or Australia aren't mentioned in ancient text either, what are we supposed to infer from that, following your line of argument?
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@tim_rigby
@AyoCaesar
Maybe someone could invent a business where people can rent suitable vehicles for occasions like taking your large blind dog on holiday. Revolutionary, I know.
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@EmilyChic
@_BrexitTory
As a mum of two, when you have 71 quid JSA/week and spend 56 of them on food, how do you pay for utilities, toiletries, pads/tampons, washing powder and detergents, clothes, shoes, school equipment and uniforms from that budget? Also in temp. accomodation there's often no oven.
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@DavidGauke
When he and govt sat on their hands for 18 months instead of getting LSE out, he does not have the moral high gorund to wang on about human lives. He deserves credit for exactly nothing.
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@Tony_Robinson
@jk_rowling
I'm very diappointed to read that. Rowling is essentially re-hashing the old homophobic arguments from 25+ years ago. She is cozying up to rabid pro-lifers, pretending it's about protecting cis women without producing any reliable evidence to back her wild claims and theories.
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@Bubtok
LGBT+ people have been laying their ives down for their country only to be treated ignominiously, reviled and dishonourably discharged if found out. Countless lives were destroyed because of this. Maybe you should talk to some LGBT+ veterans before playing the outraged snowflake
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@gremisch
@R_M_Huffman
@AOC
@KamalaHarris
@HillaryClinton
@SenWarren
@SenGillibrand
@TeamPelosi
That's a relief. Hopefully this will work even without having to plough through his "oevre"
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@BBCPolitics
Nah, the rights and protections of a very vulnerable minority or indeed their very existence is not up for debate.
And let's face it, disagreeing with someone is not cancelling them. Especially not if they are a billionaire who gets national media time whenever she wants it.
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Lads, is your manliness in danger because your date orders a steak and not fish or chicken?
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@pdfleet
@caca_tories
Oh, no how very dare the people give someone else the job you thought you had in your bag courtesy of a blue rosette...
If you're that graceless a boor on a daily basis, that may be the reason they chose someone else.
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@EilisOHanIon
She's a successful actress beyond the Potter franchise and has a university degree.
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@blaiklockBP
Sounds like places where you can get a cracking curry, pilaw, doubles, kebaps etc. Thanks for the recommendations.
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Almost everyone: Oooh Henry Cavill
Me: Oooh what a gorgeous doggo ... oh and Henry Cavill
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@pocket_rocket96
Yes, let's pick on a teen who wants those in power to listen to scientists and leave her and following generations a habitable planet. *slow clap*
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@VIKRAMPRATAPSIN
@GoldingBF
That is World Naked Bike Ride, not a LGBT+ event. This is also not sexual nudity, simply people who enjoy not wearing clothes. Don't want your kids to see it, don't take them to World Naked Bike Ride.
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@SimonClarkeMP
Sure, Simon, it's not as if your party doesn't have a track record for handing out govt. contracts to companies with a lousy track record. Sit down and listen to the people who are supposed to feed kids with that pittance for a week, then do better.
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@lucyallan
Unless you are in favour of considering one group of people to be above the law or you think the law really isn't more than a set of friendly recommendations, that is exactly what he's been sent to parliament to. Not that you can be expected to grasp the idea of integrity
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@AITA_reddit
To all intents and purposes the OP and his wife are the only parents Josh has ever known and it's perfectly ok for Josh to call him dad. Josh of course also has the right to know. If anyone's the arsehole here it's the birth parents and the aunts and uncles.
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Am I the only person left entirely cold about the Oasis reunion?
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I know,
@talkRADIO
, controversy brings listeners but this is bang out of line and you should finally cancel her show. She is endangering a man and his family and she knows it.
In 2013, when I was not a public figure, I gave an interview to a local newspaper about my plans to restore a local heritage asset.
@JuliaHB1
has now issued an open invitation to those sending me death threats to come and find me and my three young children at that isolated spot.
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@JCCWilliams
@Girlguiding
WTF is wrong with you? Not all girls can talk to their parents about sexuality and sexual health for a variety of reasons. It's good they have a non-judgemental environment to go to before they engage in any sexual activity.
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@stoolpresidente
Most people in Europe have no problem getting lunch. So it's probably you who's the problem
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@NadineDorries
@pauljholmes
Is this the middle child?
You were also gifted one of the safest Tory seats. Do step away from the cooking sherry.
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