@LukeWarfordTX
Dear Texas,
If you keep doing what you’ve always done, you’ll keep getting what you’ve always got.
Nobody to blame but yourselves.
🤷🏻♂️
@realTuckFrumper
Dear Young Master Kyle,
It is with a heavy heart that I write you this;
“Actions have consequences.”
That’s it. Carry on.
Regards,
Life
@alongcameTrisha
I worked for Home Depot for 2 years. I’m retired and wanted something to do. Starting pay for full time was $9.25/hr. No overtime pay, was told to cut hours at end of week. Sat thru indoctrination about reporting any union organizing. Rated most proficient in crew. Quit at $10/hr
@JerasIkehorn
Reminds me of a joke:
Man reading menu, “What’s the special today?”
Waitress, “Boiled cow’s tongue.”
Man, “That’s so gross. I’d never eat anything that came out of an animal’s mouth. Just bring me 2 eggs!”
🤔
I always thought that was funny.
@davenewworld_2
@antifaoperative
My kids are grown. I have no family in the state where I live. I pay taxes. If my tax dollars happens to feed a child, any child, I will sleep very well at night.
@Breaking911
@realDonaldTrump
Should call in for all available trash trucks, dump trucks and block them in so they cannot leave. Then start writing tickets.
@NathanMackBrown
Yes, a sibling. But, that’s ok, Fox can have him. They were made for each other. I’ve found far better brothers and sisters here on the Twitter.
@LakotaMan1
Maybe the prophets and authors of the original biblical texts were the first charlatans and grifters in the same ilk as today’s Joel Osteens, Franklin Grahams, Jim Jones, etc.
Think about it.
@atrupar
Has this committee defined what they mean by “weaponization of the government?” Is there an outline of what exactly they’re looking for? I’m so curious as to where this is headed.
@NikkiFried
“and allow parents to take legal action against school districts if they think their “fundamental right” as parents has been violated.”?
How about “allow parents to take legal action against the Governor if they think their “fundamental right” as parents has been violated.
@Numbers28
The officer, at this point, had the man’s drivers license, registration, and car. The man tried to run. At what moment was deadly force required? Just let him run. You have enough information to pick him up at 2:00am when he’s asleep.
@joncoopertweets
“When you have an important point to make, don’t try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time-a tremendous whack.”
Winston Churchill
@Disrupt_Corrupt
Georgia, Herschel Walker will take away your Social Security. Why do you think the RNC is backing him? Don’t like Social Security?? Vote for Herschel. You most likely will get exactly what you wanted.
For the rest of Georgia, trust Warnock!
✊✊
@UFWupdates
What if someone arranged a competition with farm workers and professional athletes doing this work? Would make for great reality tv.
Btw, my money would be on the farm workers.
@JDCocchiarella
One more time for the folks in the back:
Every state has…
..armed Nat’l guard
..armed State Police
..armed County Sheriffs
..armed local police
It’s 2022. We don’t need a 2nd Amendment
@proviewsusa
@selectedwisdom
@cmac324
@AOC
I’m old enough to remember when schools offered industrial arts classes; wood shop, metal shop, electric shop, mechanical drawing, print shop, auto mechanics. Never got no Army shop.
(Did get drafted, though .)
@TheLoveBel0w
@sahilkapur
@yasminv
So all of us Democratic voters will have to suffer the humiliation like a slap in the face for voting for this wet dish rag just to keep Trump out of office. The country deserves better.
@Theresaroets911
I still wear a mask in a store. I’ve yet to have anyone criticize or comment. If someone does, I’m prepared with the response one of my Tweeps uses, “I wear a mask so others won’t think I’m a Republican.”
@NotNot4me
If that’s not disturbing enough, try a few episodes of “Under The Banner Of Heaven” on HULU. That series will absolutely cure you of participating in organized religion.
@Numbers28
If this was an armed assault on a school or office building, SWAT would be there and ultimately, all weapons used would be confiscated. Perhaps it’s time to call in the guard and start confiscating big rigs.
@lucasdrayton
I wasn’t given an opportunity to go to college. I worked, got married, drafted and served my country, had 2 kids and took out a home equity loan to put them through college. If my tax dollars are used to pay off some stranger’s tuition…. So be it. I will sleep just fine.
They keep blowing the same dog whistle. “Voter fraud is exceptionally rare, and allegations that widespread numbers of immigrants living in the country illegally are voting have been repeatedly discredited.”
@JayThePopulist
@proviewsusa
Actually,
2% of America CAN afford to eliminate homelessness!
2% ifAmerica CAN afford healthcare for every single citizen!
2% of America CAN afford a $23 minimum wage!
2% of America CAN!
2% of America just CHOOSES not to because they are greedy.
@libbage55
Thank you for putting this out there, but who is going to read it to the conservatives? Even if they could read it would need to have an accompanying cartoon with a nursery rhyme sound track.
@DrKristieLeong
@agargmd
Folks need to realize their gut is your body’s ecosystem. It’s affected by what you put in your mouth and swallow. We need to treat it well. Consume good foods. More plant based foods less red meat and cow milk.
@Jason_Garcia
Does anybody know what DeSantis has against the people of Florida? I’m imagining the fate of retirees on Social Security getting hammered with that bill.
@waltshaub
Lipton’s to right of them,
Progresso to left of them,
Campbell’s in front of them
Volley'd and splatter'd;
Storm'd at with chicken & noodles,
Boldly they ladled their attackers,
Into the jaws of Death,
Bravely on w/out crackers,
Marched the six hundred.
@RBReich
@WaveWoman3
Does this administration not realize that if they don’t expand yne Court, THE VERY NEXT REPUBLICAN PRESIDENT WILL!
Think about it.
@ML_Philosophy
A 1993 novel by James Redfield discusses various psychological and spiritual ideas rooted in multiple ancient Eastern traditions and New Age spirituality. The main character undertakes a journey to find and understand a series of nine spiritual insights in an ancient manuscripts
@BradMossEsq
Im surprised The Slug is pleading the 5th, given how much he likes telling people how great he is. He's missing such a great moment to shine.
@Randy16357441
@ResisterSis20
Oh, and one might add that the US Constitution was written by OUR founders as opposed to the early iteration of Joel Osteens, Jerry Falwells, Jim Baker, and Franklin Grahams. Ancient grifting recycled.
@jenresisted
The one where Jesus is buried in the tomb, he arises and walks out, if he sees his shadow we’ll have 6 more weeks of cold weather.
I know, sacrilege. I just couldn’t stop myself.
I’m starting to see many new followers where their bio shows joined Twitter 10 - 15 years ago, but no Tweets, no replies. Often accompanied by a pic of a young child or young woman. I can’t vet them so I don’t FB. Anyone else seeing that?
@CobaltDaisy
Seeing so many people flock to charlatan preachers leads me to wonder if the prophets and authors of the original biblical texts might have been the first Joel Osteens, Falwells, Franklin Grahams, Jim Jones, etc... History just repeating.
@ivery5000
Players knew exactly what they were doing. No point in whitewashing the facts. There was a a reason Trump gave Flynn and Stone pardons in December. Certainly all part of the master plan.
@OhioEricJones
“…need to talk to the other side more.” The dialogue is the key. I hate it when candidates say they will “fight”. I want a candidate that says “I will work for…” Fighting isn’t getting the job done.
@razzli_
Gay Conservative is like the scene in Wizard of Oz… “Pay no attention to that man behind the curtain”. They’re trying to divert our attention away from themselves.