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Woolwich Escalator

@WEscalator

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I'm the Woolwich Tesco escalator. Pretty normal really - hate working, love doing nothing. Can be a bit up and down, but not often enough that you'd notice.

Woolwich, London

Joined May 2019

Don't wanna be here? Send us removal request.

Woolwich Escalator

@WEscalator

4 years

Happy 2021! I'm back.

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@WEscalator

5 years

Come on @SClub7 fans. You know what you've got to do here. #sclub7 #keepmoving #dontstopmovin

Royal Borough of Greenwich

@Royal_Greenwich

5 years

You're allowed out for your daily exercise, but you mustn't hang around. No sunbathing, no picnics, no games. If we're making a #StaySafeKeepMoving playlist, what's our opening track?

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@WEscalator

5 years

Really resent that I've had to come out of self-isolation for this, but c'mon Greenwich, we were winning at lunchtime. It's time to literally pull your finger out and get on with it. I'd say we've got this, but not what you really want to hear right now...😬

World Cup of - wait how are polls still working

@Zone1Bracket

5 years

It's the first of our two semi finals, and it's fought on Blackheath... LEWISHAM vs GREENWICH

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@WEscalator

5 years

@RobertList @jeremycorbyn Except for the one on 9 April...

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@WEscalator

5 years

@JewelWells16 @Mr_Bingo Although, ironically, pointing this out somehow makes you less...

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@WEscalator

5 years

@ChrisTheDJ @Royal_Greenwich @GoGreenLtd You mean it could have produced sound, it's just been refusing to for months? This big screen is my kind of guy. Stay strong mate, don't cave to the demands of the man.

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@WEscalator

5 years

@WoolwichPigeon Can't help noticing the gull uprising has happened at exactly the same time as #megsit . Coincidence?(Phew, that was exhausting, might have to take a break tomorrow).

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@WEscalator

5 years

What about a break for escalators though, Jeremy 🙄

Jeremy Corbyn

@jeremycorbyn

5 years

I see education like an escalator running alongside you throughout life, that you can get on and off whenever you want. That's why I’d rather give a break to the worker who wants to learn, than a tax break to the billionaire who wants for nothing.

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@WEscalator

5 years

Not even for these guys...

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@WEscalator

5 years

@RACSO40 @Tesco Not sure me telling someone else to do some work is going to hold that much weight...

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@WEscalator

5 years

Imagine wanting to carry people...

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@WEscalator

5 years

@chicksnall The French work ethic is an inspiration.

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@WEscalator

5 years

@shorttendons_ @laurynamy_ Yeah look at me. (Full disclosure, that's not me).

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@WEscalator

5 years

@hammersmikey @lordrosbif @Royal_Greenwich *whispers to Mike* Greenwich Hospital Trust isn't the NHS, it's the folks who run Greenwich Market *tiptoes away* PS. 💛💚🖤❤

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@WEscalator

5 years

Bit to the left mate. Down a bit. Down a bit. Now that's what I'm talking about 🤪

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@WEscalator

5 years

@sachab Would have replied sooner but I was off, wasn't I.

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@WEscalator

5 years

@SE18CBL @WoolwichPigeon I'll be putting the brakes on the minute your plane touches down. Fetch your own pineapple pizza 🏄‍♂️🍍🍕🤢

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@WEscalator

5 years

This little fella got a bit confused, but he worked it out in the end. If a simpleton like this can manage to walk down stairs, just imagine what you can achieve...#reachforthestars

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@WEscalator

5 years

@WoolwichPigeon @shibredhed @misspeppichan @tesco_woolwich

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