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A really incredible thing happened yesterday.
David Hockney (The worlds greatest living artist IMHO) bought 10 packs of my beermats. I said WOW can I talk about this on the internet and he replied...
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A problem with Twitter being called X is that when the news credits it as a source, it reads like a cute text message with a kiss at the end 🥴
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At 7:32am on Feb 6th 2020 I walked out of my flat in London with the sole intention of getting lost and going on a really big walk across the UK with no specific direction or purpose or ending… (thread)
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One of my favourite things to do in life ☺️ is to find a lovely little cafe, order a pot of tea & some cake, open a good book AND NOT READ A SINGLE FUCKING WORD OF IT WHILE I SCROLL THROUGH TWITTER AND TEXT UTTER SHIT BACK & FORTH WITH MATES FOR HOURS BECAUSE I CANNOT BE ALONE.
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I have added a couple of 'infographics' to my website to help clients understand why I always say no.
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This is my dad.
When he picks me up from the station he always parks in the same place. I get off the train, look across the tracks and there he is, framed by the open door, flicking the V’s at me. It’s nice to have rituals.
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I have created some virtual backgrounds for Zoom. Please feel free to drag the images off here or my website to use as your virtual background in Zoom meetings 👉🏻
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Some of you will remember the story of Mark who bought the wrong sized frame for this print so cut it into a new piece to fit.
Here’s a nice extra thing - A lady called Keely asked if she could buy the cut off bits. Mark sent them to her for free and she framed them (last pic)🌝
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I’ve employed a lot of people to make things for me over the past few months. As a rule, I pay every single invoice I get within 24 hours of receiving it, as a little fuck you to all those big greedy cunts like Condé Nast who used to take 3 or 4 months to pay me.
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5 years ago I self published 10,000 books funded by Kickstarter. I've never sold them in shops (online or physical) and have flogged them all 100% through my website or lugging them in suitcases all over the world. At 5:57pm today the last copy sold🙂BIG UP everyone who owns one!
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This live unscripted motivational monologue by
@mralistairgreen
of how he came back to life as Jesus Christ has made my day today.
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I am settling down to read my book.
But first I will just have one last check of Instagram, then twitter, then WhatsApp, then Instagram again just incase, then twitter again just incase, then Instagram again just incase, then twitter again just incase and then it’s bed time.
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5 months ago I got this email from a man called Dick… (a thread) 1/3
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I decided I wanted to buy my 50,000th Instagram follower a pint. It happened to be a bloke in Ipswich called Tom, so I tracked him down and turned up at his flat last night with a pint 🍺👍🏻
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FUCK ME I just met Chris Morris. Saw him having a coffee. Ran to my studio, picked up a concrete gravestone, scribbled a quick love letter and shoved it in an envelope. Handed it to him and thanked him for everything he’s done. Walked away shaking! Today was the day I met my hero
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22 years ago, a business studies teacher at my school said to me "Get used to failing in life, you'll be doing it a lot".
They've just invited me to give an inspirational talk to their 6th form students.
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My new studio is LIT. I chose it almost 100% for the windows. I am obsessed with windows and natural light.
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I’m in Leicester.
I walked here from my flat in London for no reason other than it was something to do.
I walked in a random wiggly line, which is why it took 11 days and 339,706 steps to get here. I could’ve come on a train in 1hr 4mins but it wouldn’t have been as interesting.
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My life is very simple at the moment.
Each day I buy a cinnamon bun.
I walk to the top of a mountain and I eat the cinnamon bun.
Then I go back down again.
I have no other concerns.
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MORNING EVERYONE. (Not everyone, the small number of you who read my tweets). Some
#wholesome
#content
for you - One of my biggest fans is an 8 yr old girl called Imogen. She once drew a cat for me which I put in a pink frame. Another package just arrived and it’s incredible.
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As I don my rucksack and head out, I spare a thought for Daniel Gill who will be hoping that
#StormDennis
will finish me off today.
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I posted this on Saturday and people seemed to really like it so I'm posting it again 👍🏻
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9 months ago a man named Dan Gill emailed me to admit he'd been collecting my work for years & keeping the packages sealed in the hope that I'd die & his collection would rise in value. Tonight, arranged secretly by his pal I confronted my biggest stalker and delivered a postcard
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In 2005 I got off a tube train and this group of pissed up girls thought I was that bloke out of The Kooks and asked to have photos with me.
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Really nice tissue box and sanitary bag dispenser at The Castle of Brecon Hotel.
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Yesterday I said I was leaving my studio and 'fucking off' at the end of the year and a lot of people had a lot of questions. Here are my answers to all the main ones 👍🏻
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I'm working on an app that detects if your phone is photographing food or an aeroplane wing and tells you to fuck off.
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I have been on holiday for 225 days.
For the small minority of people who miss me doing art, I will be back when I’ve run out of money.
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Can you credit me for this please, instead of passing it off as your own work. Cheers.
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A quick note to any of my friends who remove the double blue tick notification on WhatsApp - I cannot trust you. You are devious and you are cunning. You are clandestine, deceitful and scheming. You are unprincipled and are of low moral fibre. You are ruining my life.
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People in small remote towns are often mocked and satirised in TV programmes like Little Britain. This depiction of them is justified.
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There are less rules in the countryside. You can hurl a fallen tree branch anywhere, lob a rock at some water, piss wherever you like, sing loudly & kick some grass, shout FUCK OFF at sheep. In the city this would be anti-social behaviour.
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Online dating is WILD.
Got chatting to someone on Hinge. Told her I'd never been to a gym and on that basis alone she's cancelled our first date because we don't have "the same outlook in fitness goals"🙃
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I have never seen a piece of graffiti that I have agreed more with in my life.
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The teachers at my school hated me because I spent a lot of lesson time drawing cocks. 22 years later and they invited me back to do an inspirational talk about how I’ve made a living from drawing cocks 🎓🍆👍🏻
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I met a 70yr old Japanese man up a mountain yesterday and we became friends and walked together. Love this email he sent me today :)
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Last year David Hockney FaceTimed me to say cheers for the beermats, a gravestone and a ‘Fuck the NHS’ print which he bought off me. As we were talking he slowly brought a CUNT mug into the shot and it was one of the best things that has ever happened 😁
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A girl called Bobbie came to Open Studio yesterday and gave me this 🥰
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I like the way people stare at hovering table tennis balls so I made this.
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All you people complaining how hard your jobs are.
You don’t know what hard work is.
Imagine having to wear shorts all winter to keep your personal branding consistent, walking around freezing, in constant fear that if you lose your authenticity, people will stop buying your art.
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After 198 miles, 405,710 steps, 52 pubs and 2 storms, I decided to stop walking today.
For Instagram people I’ve archived my photos from the walk in my stories under ‘Lost Walk 01’ & ‘Lost Walk 01.2’ 👀
One of the most enjoyable things I’ve ever done 🥾👍🏻
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I asked
@HarryHill
(via our mutual friend Marco) if one of his paintings for sale and he said no but sent me this surprise! 😍
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My silly friend
@joelycett
invited me to be his ‘Artist in residence’ for his stand up comedy shows in Manchester for the past 2 days. I set up a desk in the theatre and drew portraits of his audience. Here are ten of my favourites...
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18 years ago I worked as an office temp for HSBC in a 42 storey tower in Canary Wharf. My job was to pick up bits of paper and put them in a different place for people in suits who are interested in MONEY. These are some drawings I made while I was there.
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Dean, who makes the concrete gravestones surprised me today with a bespoke gold one as a present and it's some of the most baller shit I've ever seen!
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I’d like to run a workshop/course to teach people how to end a conversation when they bump into someone.
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My little sister is an occupational therapist and claims to be ‘non creative’ but she drew this in a New Home card for me and I couldn’t be more proud 😊
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Wow, this must be a good one, my Mum emailed me to say how proud she is that I drew it. (She doesn't understand apps but my Dad looks at my Instagram on his computer and shared it with her) ☺️
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So I got a coffee from
@OZONECOFFEEUK
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I took this photo in London 10 years ago.
The man is passed out and someone has drawn a bed around him with chalk. If you look closely you can also see a little bedside table too.
It still remains one of the best things that I have witnessed in my life so far 🥲
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I've noticed that when famous people die, illustrators and artists often draw them and post on their social media in order to shamelessly boost their own popularity. Well I just remembered I did a drawing of that dead
#GrumpyCat
in 2014 and here she is.
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Thinking about that time in the 2000’s when I made this website because Dazed & Confused magazine took 9 months to pay me for a commissioned illustration.
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Hello internet. My latest product, the Brexit tea towel is now available for pre-order 👉🏻
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7 weeks ago I promised I would post a nude photo on Christmas Day if I reached 100,000 followers on Instagram. As of 7:53am GMT this morning I have 101,785 followers.
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An update from Daniel Gill, the man who collects my work but doesn't take anything* out of the packaging in the hope that it will be worth more when I die.
*with the exception of the green print
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I went to a nightclub last night.
For 7 minutes.
It’s helpful time pop into da club once a year to remind yourself its not where you belong.
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Imagine being my next door neighbour, coming home every day to be confronted by the fact that I have better taste in fonts than them.
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Man who works in the Post Office: "I saw that you drew a cock next to the word Cockermouth on one of your packages and I absolutely cracked up. Showed it to everyone here and we're all in stitches, really made my day".
And, my job is done. 😌
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