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West Ham fan, Beatles nut & fan of British music/tv/film. ... “Life is what happens to you while you are busy making other plans”
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@GBNEWS
If a driver is unable to stop in time - the mental impact on that innocent driver for life would be huge ... that would be the person I would have sympathy with
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I have to watch every time this gets re-posted !!!! Alan Partridge couldn’t do better ! .... I urge those to watch all the way through .... at 2.36 just when you think it couldn’t get any better / worse ! ..... it is brilliant
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Happy 93rd Birthday to
#GeoffreyPalmer
Fawlty Towers - I'm a doctor and I want my Sausages!!!!
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@GBNEWS
He only has a £19bn annual budget & if everything - including TfL is the Government’s fault then you have to question what is the point of having a Mayor. It’s a very expensive role just to go on tv blaming others - abolish role now.
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@DamenSanderson
@GaryLineker
The John Cleese et al ad is brilliant & so true .... of 1986. Things have moved on in the world a little since then as have quality of presenters & shows etc. (Not for better). I would rather watch repeats of comedies from 36+ years ago than the likes of Citizen Khan !
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As it’s Cilla’s birthday ...
A lesson in comedy timing from Mr Morecambe, in this weeks
#SaturdaySpecial
Did
#CillaBlack
goose Eric?
Would
#Lulu
have been a better guest?
Does he really have a built in tuning fork?
Enjoy...
#StillBringingSunshine
👓🌞♥️
#PassItOn
👈🏻
#SpreadASmile
#ComedyTiming
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@MayorofLondon
He was a comedian & tv presenter (from Merseyside) & a champion for animals especially dogs - how as London Mayor have you turned his death into another tweet for your own gain - shame on you. RIP Paul
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@SkyNews
And it could not but meanwhile cancer patients are not getting treated, other serious illnesses undiagnosed, you can’t see a doctor & a male adult commits suicide every 2 hours - how ill are people with Omicron?
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@CrimeLdn
You can guarantee the only person who could face charges here is the guy in red shirt !
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BREAKING NEWS:
West Ham United reported to the RSPCA & RSPB after stuffing
11 Magpies
11 Bluebirds
& 11 Eagles in the space of 8 days...
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@SkySportsNews
But Mike Dean has looked at VAR and it’s been overturned and Man Utd awarded a penalty
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@ChrisDo13718796
@PaulBrandITV
If true that a Civil Servant has abused his position, surely that warrants an investigation? Surely there must be some terms of Contract akin to the say ... The Official Secrets Act ?
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@JakeFutboI
@CraigPodevin
And they only beat West Ham and Watford due to very dodgy ref decisions
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@MayorJohnBiggs
@TowerHamletsNow
@SadiqKhan
Please stop this NOW .... if you live there you bloody know what station Whitechapel is. If you are telling me you have residents who can’t even understand that & need a different language, sorry - time to learn or leave. Stop funding this rubbish .
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@crockpics
You should really not post any text with these photos .... most people know that’s 1971 and John & George
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@GBNEWS
We can all play that game from a variety of working class backgrounds & not all Anglo Saxon ... but we are proud of our country & respectful .... anyone who just plays the race card needs to look at themselves & not others.
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@NormanBrennan
@Anndav8
But Stormzy and Lammy, Butler, Webbe, Abbott, Rigby, Whittome & Sultana said he was such a lovely boy & Khan threw another policeman under a bus.
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@lucyclarkref
@sharrond62
You need help. Girl trains hard against fellow females & wins races. Man ranked 462 says they are female, takes a few drugs & ranked 1 in female event - balance ? I am proud my daughters have school swim records - they wouldn’t if they were racing the boys - fact.
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@talkSPORT
Moyes .....
Top 8 net spend Summer 2020
Man C £71m
Man U £74m
Liverpool £39m
Chelsea £160m
Leicester £9m
West Ham £0
Spurs £48
Arsenal £57
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@TaylorMod
@DVATW
What a line-up in the picture ..Sacha Distal, Sid James, Bruce Forsyth, ?? (a tough one I know but would be interested who else?), Tommy Cooper, Shirley Bassey … can any one name the ?
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@GBNEWS
Mayor blames Climate Change, Government, Brexit, Trump, school dinners, right wing extremists …. I could go on. And no … he may not have been able to stop it, but what use is he ?
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@NormanBrennan
The media are always looking for blood ... and then ruthlessly move on. Strange that Burley and Rigby kept their jobs
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@DatCatDer
@sharrond62
@HalifaxBank
AndyM must win Employee of the Year …for Barclays ! He has made Gerald Ratner seem clever !
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@GBNEWS
As Harry Callaghan would say “I am all cut up about his human rights”...... I care for the safety of my kids ... why wouldn’t you track people who turn up illegally & many dispose of their ID ?
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@JuliaHB1
Start with this hate crime ...
Nazifa Zaman, chair of the University of Warwick Labour Society, celebrated Boris being tested positive for
#coronavirus
- even though Boris's partner is pregnant
“Pm got covid? Happy Muslim women’s day again!” she tweeted
Anyone surprised?
#Covid19UK
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@SkyNews
My uncle / godfather was a train driver & was severely mentally impacted when a jumper decided to end it - long before medical help was there to support. People need to understand that their actions be it deliberate or accidental impact on others
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I see my MP Wes Streeting lying on tv at the moment … needs to come up for breath. As for using an analogy that Afghans who worked for UK arrive by boats - go on Wes give us the breakdown of how many & where the other thousands are from…
@LittleBoats2020
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@GBNEWS
Strange reporting from GB News .... I heard lots of cheers for Boris and nothing for Starmer - but you choose to compare to a trickle for Khan
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@DailyMailUK
So we will now arrest people for not wearing a mask but when it comes to carrying knives, we shouldn’t stop & Search them .... 2021 for you ... stop the world I want to get off
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@GBNEWS
He may be correct but how is Boris worse getting a cake … which he didn’t eat …. And then returned to work - in his place of work …. Something is inconsistent? How and why?
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@DailyMailUK
This variant which is milder ? How many people have been hospitalised with it? How many died worldwide ?
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@GBNEWS
They look ridiculous on white judges ..... why is everything about race ? It could be time to say it’s outdated or offer a choice .... alternatively you just embrace history
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@SkyNews
This is odd - how did they know him ? Were they all asylum seekers or just didn’t like the food? Either way, I couldn’t go to a friends funeral as only max 10 allowed & he had contributed to society for 45 years
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@Nigel_Farage
They know that the new ones will be better .... and have no history .... and no contract
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@JuliaHB1
As soon as she said the words “which I like to call facty facts” I knew it would be a classic.!
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@TalkTV
@JuliaHB1
So they excuse an accident caused as a result of their action. Many people have missed hospital appointments which may have been waiting months for or had the stress of being late. I have even seen a son missed his father’s funeral. There is no excuse for these illegals acts
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@SkyNews
Lost again but I demand another chance ... and will keep doing so ... sounds so familiar
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@WestHam_Central
You are NOT the voice of West Ham fans … you are click bait. West Ham fans want us to win every game & just leave other teams to do what they need
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@JanetHinton01
Loved the quote that her husband had never met a politician & knew nothing about politics - she didn’t then explain how his lift engineer skills qualified him for the taxpayer funded role she appointed him ?
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@MrAlfredGarnett
Remains a classic & the fact that the BBC won’t show Monty Python as their (apparent) ‘Head of Comedy” doesn’t like “Oxbridge white blokes” says all we need to know about comedy today .....
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