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Beer Drinker, Biriyani Gorger, Bengaluru & Mysuru Lover, Unpaid Cricket Commentator, Discus Troller. Tramps Theatre Artist. Punny, Funny and now a Daddy
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Visits Europe for 10 days and buys a book to learn basic local phrases.
Lives in Bangalore for 10 years and says only "Kannad Gothilla"
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When it's 2AM,you arrive home drunk to see your wife waiting for you
Why is he saluting (and what is he saluting at/for?) inside an elevator?
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Looks more like the driver accepting a reward
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*WARNING. AVOID
@Olacabs
AT ALL COST*
Had one of the worst, traumatising experiences today. Had booked an outstation trip with
@moon_natz
and her parents to travel back to Mysore.
An hour and a half into the trip some rowdies come in their two wheelers and create a blockade..
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Woke folks in Indiranagar will correct you and say "It's not Paris, it's pronounced as Paaari in French" but will also have the audacity to call their area as "Tip-Sandra" but not Thippasandra
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Will be available for 100 Rs outside the Chinnaswamy stadium
RCB jersey is available at the Puma website for 4,999rs INR.
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Difference between doing things for the sake of it VS
Doing something from the heart.
No wonder BFC has such a connect with the fans 😊🙏
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Modi coming down again to inagurate the whitefield stretch of the metro shows 2 things.
1. Idyaako swalpa over ayithu
2. More importantly, shows that the state BJP leadership has no confidence in their own state party members and have to rely on big daddy for every little thing
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Why are people thanking Modi for refueling of a jet mid air. It's not like he is standing there with a fuel pipe saying "Zero ನೋಡಿ "
And that is how the refuelling is done mid-air
#ThankYouPmModiForRafale
#RafaleJets
#RafalePowersIndia
@KiranKS
@anilkohli54
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The thing that pissed me off is, the agents knew the driver's exact location. So has to be shared by Ola themselves.
Moreover imagine if this incident had happened in the night and/or when only 1 person was traveling? Ola's team was extremely unapologetic and had no care for ppl
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If this is the quality of their emergency response team, after all the untoward incidents that have happened in the ride hailing space, we still are long way away from making our cab rides safe for women, families and generally people.
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Cherry on top is I receive this, even adding "Additional Distance Fare" 🤬
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Am I the only one who feels that Ranveer Singh looks like Thriller Manju in this look?
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Please Sri Lanka, don’t take away our record for getting out at 49. That’s among the few crowned jewels we have as RCB.
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If only I had added my card details, they would have deducted this amount also. Thankfully it was still on cash.
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After some time I get a call from Ola. I assume it would be to resolve this issue but all they want is some fuckall OTP so that they can end the trip 🤷🤷
And I keep getting constant calls just requesting for OTP. Not even enquiring anything about my family members
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After putting me on hold multiple times and multiple people asking me to narrate the whole incident, their only solution is "Sir, you can cancel the ride and book a fresh one on your own. Because this is an outstation booking, we won't be able to help you any further"
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These rowdies / collection agents threaten the driver to pay up his past installments right at that moment else they'll confiscate the vehicle. They even ask my family members to get down and figure out our ride ahead.
In the meantime I'm on a call with ola's "emergency" team
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I ask for this issue to be escalated and in the meantime I go drive down to pick them up as they have pretty much abandoned them on the highway. The agents have already confiscated the car and gone away.
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Getting a lot of heartwarming and messages filled with support. Thank you all 🙏
Also getting msgs of people going through the exact same ordeal as well. So clearly this is a recurring thing which
@ola_supports
@Olacabs
@bhash
have completely ignored or don't give a F about.
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Saw a video of DBoss in an interview telling how he urges people to eat all other parts of a chicken except its wings because the chickens are injected with antibiotics near the wings.
The logic here is very much on par with the storyline in his movies.
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Looks more like "ಎತ್ತು ಐನೂರು"
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A newly married couple should always stay separate, away from either sets of parents
what’s your hot take on desi culture that would have you in this position
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So excited to ride this when I turn 50
.
@CMofKarnataka
has announced a new 37km Metro line connecting Sarjapur to Hebbal through Agara, Koramangala and Dairy circle at an estimated cost of Rs 15,000 crore
@cpronammametro
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Only in Jayanagar will you find oldies whose main purpose in life is to stand outside the house and shout "ಇಲ್ಲಿ ಗಾಡಿ park ಮಾಡಬೇಡಿ, ನಮ್ car ಬರುತ್ತೆ"
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Agreed that Google maps is bad at times but whatever happened to using common sense and own eyes
How many of you have been mislead by Google Maps 😳 appears to be a recurring problem.. i can't even count the number of times I've been directed to a dead end road 🫨
Really pity this guy in Nilgiris near Ooty
#TamilNadu
for trusting Google maps that led him through the
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Indians be like "Love you Manuuu"
Manu Bhaker becomes the first Indian woman to win 2 medals at the Olympics
This stree has created history.
#ManuBhaker
|
#OlympicGames
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NASA has invented a time machine which is already showing a pic of India at 9 pm on April 5th from space
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When Corona hits so hard that even Bevarsi Kudka is now selling vegetables.
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Dear Karnataka BJP politicians, this is what a spine looks like.
The notification released by FSSAI for the use of “Dhahi” in curd sachets produced by state-run cooperative societies is not in tandem with the policy of our Hon PM Thiru
@narendramodi
avl to promote regional languages.
We want an immediate rollback of the notification.
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If they ever dub/remake Vicky Donor in Kannada, maybe they will call it Avane Semen Narayana
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Dear
@blrcitytraffic
@BlrCityPolice
if you're taking action on the driver, please make sure you do the same for the OP here also. He too is using his phone sitting in a stationary vehicle. Guessing you can use the same location details
BMTC driver using phone while on steering wheel . Excellent public safety standards followed by BMTC
Location : Hosur Road #
Bus Plate # KA57F4864
Date : Sep 5 Time 1:45 PM
@blrtrafficwatch
@blrcitytraffic
@BlrCityPolice
@BMTC_BENGALURU
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All thanks to
@DanishSait
and his videos, I actually replied to my manager on an official email saying "Oh. Can not able to do that one saar" and didn't realise this until he replied with a stern "Let's Talk Tomorrow"
#noregrets
😁🤣
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I see people riding bikes like bullet with a stolen Bounce yellow helmet. Wonder what pleasure people get out of such cheap acts. These guys probably even steal cloves and cardamom from their neighbours' plates in a restaurant after they have finished eating biriyani.
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What we shouldn't feel uncomfortable about - Public Display of Affection
What we should feel uncomfortable about - Public Urination
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Im sad that India is losing this test match, but don't worry people, I'll give you all a reason to smile later in the day :)
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I'm used to first paying and then eating at small outlets. But whenever I visit the small places that serve north karnataka food, one thing that's consistent is they say "modlu oota maadi anna, aamele duddu koduviranthe". This line always hits the spot
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Yo dude, auto drivers introduced surge pricing long before your Ola and Uber folks made it mainstream. They just called it by many other names like "meter mele 30", "wonendaaf", "allinda khaali barbeku" etc
Isn’t it striking that autorickshaw tariffs are fixed by the Govt, come rain or shine, late hours or floods, but Ola and Uber are allowed a surge? Why shouldn’t auto drivers also be able to charge different prices at different times?
#JusticeforAutos
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I find it eye opening that people migrate to Blr from various parts of the country to stay in areas like Marathalli, Bellandur and similar areas which are effectively shit holes and still find that these areas are better than where they originally came from 🤷
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Ravi bhai and his love for old monk never goes away.
Always a great feeling and pleasure to visit Yogoda Satsanga Ashram Ranchi of Paramahansa Yogananda 🙏
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Dear
@RCBTweets
this is how it's done.
Copying lyrics of Just maath maaathalli with typos doesn't work.
ಫುಟ್ಬಾಲ್ ಮೈದಾನ ಒಂದು ಟಾಂಗಾ ಗಾಡಿ; ಆಟದಲ್ಲಿ ಗೆಲ್ಲಲಿ ಬಿಡ್ಲಿ,
ಹೊಡಿ ಒಂಬತ್ತ್! ಹೊಡಿ ಒಂಬತ್ತ್!
ನಿಮ್ಮಿಂದಲೇ ನಾವು, ನಿಮ್ಮ ಅಭಿಮಾನ ಮತ್ತು ಬೆಂಬಲ ಹೀಗೆ ಚೆನ್ನಾಗಿರ್ಲಿ,
ಹೊಡಿ ಒಂಬತ್ತ್! ಹೊಡಿ ಒಂಬತ್ತ್!
#BFCvPFC
#WeAreBFC
#RoomForMore
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Dear
@RCBTweets
can you please collaborate with
@BrodhaV
to come up with a killer anthem this year? He will make it look way too easy 😉
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Lots of people have asked, Why Discus? Mom has been a huge inspiration. All those plates and pans she threw at dad helped quite a bit !!
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That old man who got dragged is a true legend. I mean for 70 yr old to hold on for so long is true balls of steel 👏👏👏
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I feel sad for
@DanishSait
. At least we guys can rant about such days and go to sleep. But he has to put out a video on this and make it funny as well. Much respect 🙏
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Unpopular opinion
Rishab Shetty is a better actor and director than Rakshit Shetty
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Seeing a guy in Swiggy jacket arriving on a Bounce scooter delivering food with Zomato packaging and showing his Mygate code to the security has already transitioned from Peak Bengaluru scenes to regular Bengaluru scenes.
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Collar up even at home 👏👏😁
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Why is Loki looking like a BMTC conductor asking for ಚಿಲ್ಲರೆ
Start your countdown to the glorious arrival of Marvel Studios'
#Loki
. The Original Series starts streaming June 11 on
@DisneyPlus
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ನಾನು ನಂದಿನಿ Scotland ಗೆ ಬಂದಿನಿ
Cricket Scotland and Karnataka Milk Federation are pleased to announce Nandini as the official sponsor of the Scotland men’s team at the ICC Men’s T20 World Cup 2024 🤝🌎🏴
#FollowScotland
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Sir do these buildings also coke with dedicated lip sync rooms
Upcoming IT TWIN TOWERS AT AMARAVATI
The beginning of the end of BLR as IT capital. 60% of IT coolies are from AP and Telangana. They'll move back to their own state once Amravati is developed
The high end residential property rates will fall like pack of cards in 3/4 years
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Supposed to be a data scientist but writes 2.6 years of experience in a role where he has worked for 2 years and 6 months 🤦
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We are RCB fans for a reason. We will troll our own team and don't spare that joy for others 😂
India wanted to know “Where is Mr. Nags?” And
#MySelfNags
is here to answer that. He brings along a bucket of entertainment for you. Don’t believe us? Then watch the video now!
#RCBInsider
#PlayBold
Video:
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This looks so real.
Which makes me think, why are those statues in Madame Tussauds so horrible looking?
#Karnataka
: Industrialist Shrinivas Gupta, celebrated house warming function of his new house in Koppal with his wife Madhavi’s silicon wax statue, who died in a car accident in July 2017.
Statue was built inside Madhavi's dream house with the help of architect Ranghannanavar
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@sagarikaghose
2 things.Firstly,I work in the same media industry and hence understand the metrics used and tweeted after reading the article. Article doesn't divulge into how such a thing could have happened cause it technically looks not feasible
2. Wanted your view on how that cud have hapnd
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RCB fans in early November be like
"If KKR loses by more than 25 runs against RR and if ABD scores 100 and Siraj concedes less than 75 in the next match and if there is a desert storm and if the Hayley's comet passes through exactly after 15.4 overs,we might make it for playoffs"
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No amount of lanes will help if people do not follow lane discipline. Most of the lsow moving vehicles and HGVs are seen hogging the middle and right lanes
Beautiful , well done stretch of the Ramanagar -Channapatna bypass road. A boon and a boost to travel and tourism development in Mysore -Kodagu districts.
All credit goes to
@mepratap
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The rock has sold some great stunners but this one is definitely in the top 3
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For all the good things he has done, why is he talking with this cringe accent?
This is worse than IT folks who went on site for one week.
#JrNTR
#RRRMovie
is making us proud!
@tarak9999
at the Red carpet of
#GoldenGlobes2023
! The world is cheering for our Indian Film! 🔥❤️
#RRR
#SiddharthKannan
#SidK
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Why hasn't anyone got into this untapped market of opening non veg darshinis in Blr which will basically serve Idli with mutton saaru, dose with kaima etc..
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Joined an Indian company today. Even before my day started, I've been added to the team's WhatsApp groups 🥹
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Amazed at the pin drop silence in the complete train. My TShirt is probably the loudest thing on this bullet train
#Shinkasen
#Hayabusa
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Kids these days don't know the effort that was required to download a good quality movie/series from Torrents, later download subtitles from which would sync up properly with the scenes only for both to be mapped properly in VLC player before playing 🤷
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Quite disgusted by this post by
@Tejasvi_Surya
. It doesn't matter who you are or what you do but expecting free labor is unjust and highly unfair. If lawmakers can resort to such antics, what can you expect from companies.
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Saw 2 epic auto quotes today. Officially my new favourites.
1. Neen sigalla, naan bidalla
2. Driver ಆದ್ರೆ ಏನ್ ಚಿನ್ನ, diamond ತರ nodokothini ನಿನ್ನ
😂
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Muitiple views of Mt Fuji today. What a great day and such amazing views.
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Wannabe Blr startup bros ape the bay area lingo so much that they put out msgs saying "Looking for 10X engineers. Beer & Bagels for sharing connects"
Lei. Can you not offer Masal Dose instead of Bagels? When you can't even customize your outreach, what will you do on the product
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@abidsensibull
You didn't give her a chance to learn from her mistakes and grow as a person. So totally your fault 🤷
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There is a simple reason why you're unable to understand it and that's because you are an idiot of the nth order.
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Suprised to not see many reviews of
#Hoysala
on my TL. Watched it last night and thoroughly enjoyed it. Excellent performances from all the actors. Just wished
@dr_bhushana
had a slightly longer role 😁
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