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@VanessaDementa
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(29) All-powerful Eldritch being that loves fun/chaos. Sass, class, and a great ass. Posts writings a lot
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👓: Also I haven't forgotten about how we'll all be sharing an account, that's coming. As a reminder:
👓: Agent
💜: Vanessa
🐭: Amy
🖥️: Bolt
🧣: Van
🦶: Bis
🪃: Shelia
🌌: Meda
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@atorwulfu
I'm convinced 47 would be an incredible artist at the alley, panelist and fursuiter without really trying.
"Wow, I'd kill for a suit that detailed!"
"I know the feeling."
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@timepavement
"Ahh, Perry the Platypus! You're just in time! Get it? Because you crashed through the wall into my clock, and, uh...You know, "in time"?...That was an expensive clock. Anyway, time for the usual backstory! See, when my parents expected a girl, I was forced to wear girl clothes."
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@RealYouTubeKids
"Miles why is your location settings telling me you're right next to me in the same place Spider-Man is standing"
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A special shout-out this
#TFTuesday
to my darling
@ShinyHelix
who had crafted this lovely art of myself and their Mew in towel mode, fresh out of a spa treatment~ I'll dry you up nicely~
And be sure to read the story this was inspired by~
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@BlueFoxNick
Luigi: "Oh, magic conch shell, what-a do I need to do to win this party?"
Magic conch:
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Who wants to be a gemstone in my collection?
Pros:
-You can choose your color~
-Admiration by me and others
-Worth mortal currency, apparently a metric crap-ton
-Shiny
Cons
-None
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⚠️Important Scam PSA⚠️
There have been magical chaotic entities that have been coercing people into signing contracts with them, then using the fine print to turn them into things.
Instead you should be signing mine, where I am very straight-forward about the TFs.
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@timepavement
"BEHOLD, THE IDENTITY-INATOR! Designed to give gender identity euphoria to everyone in THE ENTIRE TRI-STATE AREA! And, I--I guess it's not exactly "evil", anyway, but still, not everything has to be, right? I--I can still be evil when I make something for me, right?"
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On the subject of elephants today, I offer this
#TFThursday
a comic my darling
@LWBAfterDark
had crafted, with me and their Lunalyn having a friendly magic duel. I went with the portrait special, she went with the pachyderm punch.
I make it look good~
*TOOT*
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For 8/8 and for
#TFTuesday
I offer you a throwback crafted by
@subakitsu
in which my hunger for burgers in no way impacted Agent's transformation into one.
I've always got room for burgers~ Care to make an offer?~
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@timepavement
"And, you know, they fit pretty well! But all the other kids would mock me and my sense of fashion, which was probably out of jealousy because that color of pink really brought out my complexion. But I always felt so self-conscious about it, and I wished I wasn't. Until now!"
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@TafferKing451
I appreciate the fact that if you simply knock out the guy who owns the manor in the past, the present-day manor changes to an clean and hazardless version, the district sucks less, and Billie regains her limbs. With absolutely no other comment about it.
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It's
#nationaldonkeyday
, darlings, and Agent was celebrating (not by choice) courtesy of the lovely
@3waycrash
~ He'll be fine, probably~
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@Yeen125
@RiseFallNickBck
👓: Before Lilo showed her the document, she clearly didn't *want* to take Stitch, given he had truly learned to calm down. The Galactic Federation rules forced her to do so until Lilo gave her an out, letting Stitch be "exiled" on Earth.
She's got good intentions, to be sure.
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So me and
@Daemonking01
's Deidre met--mutual spellcasters, you see--and we hit it off. Then she turned me into a balloon shaped like a heart so we're practically dating (my perspective). It was great, I'll turn her into a dress next time in return~
Transformation is affection~
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From the factories of
@Elastijolt
comes Vanessa-brand vending machines, found at malls and liminal spaces across the multiverse. Quench your thirst~*
*Consumption may include side effects up to and including Vanessa-ification~
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@FridayInHalifax
It's like those Homer Simpson jokes where he's suddenly aware of something niche or obscure.
"In this house we obey the laws of thermodynamics!"
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@WeAreFairCop
It turns out approximately 40% of police are involved in this field. Google "40% police" to know more
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@RivaloWolf
👓: It's either that or centrists, and this meme continues to see mileage because of that
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He's gone through a few changes already, after all~
Art by
@zeydaan
,
@TFSential
,
@yepperspeppers_
and
@Thetrevorfox
, respectively~
Might turn Agent into an existing character for kicks, or have him be twinned. I'd love to hear your suggestions~
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@vexwerewolf
Con-goer: "Wow, that suit's amazing! I'd kill for something that well-made!"
47: "I can relate."
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Swallowing an emerald to sneak away with it, only for it to grow, or you to shrink, and match its size. Growing transparent and hard and shiny in the process~
Guess you're the new emerald now~
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@KhloePrower
@timepavement
Dan Provenmire's habit of improvising Doofenshmirtz's dialogue makes him very difficult to accurately write for, so that's very strong praise~
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@hongga17
>Approaches chest
>Flicks lock off of chest
>Does not actually open chest
>Refuses to elaborate
>Leaves
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@Vinomath_DA
The ever-lovely
@Foxxy_TF
had crafted this for me and Agent, allowing Agent to become a mouse girl high schooler and make friends~
It really does click for him, because high school wasn't all that great to him. He would have loved a second chance~
Guest by
@TFSential
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@_lunarwrld
This could have been much better had they taken an Ozymandas approach to the character.
"When Thanos created the Blip, and half of humanity was gone, the other half came together to mourn. To grieve, without the restraints of borders and nations. We can have that again."
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@g_norm_us
"I did not know Doc, I have taken all the pizza rolls. Now I am leaving. If there is anyone who would like to stop me, you are welcome to try."
*Steals vase on the way out*
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I've been seeing a lot of Stephanie-fication around, and how could I pass up the opportunity to be a gigantic and sexy beast girl? Kudos to
@goattrain
for providing this wonderful appearance...And perhaps I may grow ever larger than this
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Alright, I got bored of the elephant gimmick already, back to myself again. This time with art from
@goattrain
as a minor throwback from this year~
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@SmoothDunk
It's never funny, it's just lazy. Spouting a buzzword as a punchline gets old really quickly. There's gotta be a point to that edge
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With this mouse body I shall smooch all the mice I know~
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@brandonrchinn
As always, some individuals are easily distracted from major crimes by the jangling of keys
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A lovely art by
@LenoraZeYinglet
, who was so kind and generous to Agent. Why, he wanted to be just like her...And so she obliged~
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Now I'm in a blueberry mood, so
#ThrowbackThursday
to when I myself had undergone blueberry-fication for fun. Courtesy of
@LewdLushaani
for this classic silliness~
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@_Karl0_
"Father, visiting Disneyland will provide more inspiration for future theme park-themed death traps."
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A reminder that artists and authors are more than their fetishes
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@KenDrawsArt
is currently seeking commissions, and I highly suggest their work, darlings.
Case example: they designed this wonderful sketch page for me, capturing me in all my perfect beauty. Flirty, testy, flexing panther, royalty, and me in repose~
I thank them again~
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Mmm, I've definitely been fixated on the gem idea. So many darlings as gems, and me as the goddess~ My own skin hardening into diamond, the best gem of them all, ruling over my mineral multiverse~
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*Zap zap zap zap zap zap zap zap*
Get transformed get transformed get transformed get transformed
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I--*urp* Okay, for
#TFTuesday
I was experimenting, and...oh gosh...I might have overdone it on the blueberry spell *uorp* that
@SmutStrut
had given me. Hopefully I can curb this be...before I pop...
But it just feels so goooood~
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There is something very rewarding about making a contract for my darlings, being very blatant about what would happen to them, and them signing it *anyway*. Helps that I'm usually nice about it. And that they get full dental.
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I love my 'puter.
All of my darlings are on my 'puter~
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Behold my gem goddess form~~~ One with my darling gems, shining bright, making others shine bright~
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Keeping you in my thoughts~ Quite literally, since I turned you into a concept in my head. Hope I don't get distracted~
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I love getting art of myself and my darlings together, or writing about it. Such mischief~
An example: years back I had gotten one of me and
@AliceMysz
as drawn by the ever-talented
@Redflare500
. We're both happy together, she's absolutely crushing on me constantly, really~
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It's
#TFTuesday
, darlings, and here's a new piece by
@Elastijolt
of myself as a lovely car~ Naturally sleek and powerful, of course~
Vrrrrmmm~~~
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And here's your lovely candidates!
Vanessa (me~)
-Reality-warping witch
-Hot
-Dom
-Has full wine aunt energy
-I have boobs
(Art by
@KenDrawsArt
)
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I've been seeing people turning into inanimate figurines lately. I really should dust off my collections and add to them. Any volunteers?~
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Now, just because I use magic doesn't mean I don't enjoy getting buff. Not from a workout, mind, but from magic.
Thank RileySerenity on FA for depicting my musculature in such ravishing detail. But that's not as big as I can take it...
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So many darlings want to join my jewel hoard~ How delightful~
Why, I bet I could turn everyone into a gem, and rule as a gem goddess~
Who wants to be a gemstone in my collection?
Pros:
-You can choose your color~
-Admiration by me and others
-Worth mortal currency, apparently a metric crap-ton
-Shiny
Cons
-None
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I'll rate waifus today~ Canon characters or OCs, please drop your pictures and I'll give them a score of 1-10 in sheer smoochability and transformativity~
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Doing a small event, any interaction whatsoever will be considered an invitation to put you in the diagram based on what I'd do for you~
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To celebrate, I'll periodically show off different artists who capture my wonderful and sexy form artistically or in stories. Do be sure to give them love/your soul.
To begin, the baseline most are based off of, created by
@AkuOreo
and
@MSFHMysticJoJo
and a cherished one
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Casually turning you into a fridge for my manor, opening the door to pull out a cool and refreshing Cerveza Cristal, perfect for quenching that post-TF thirst
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@Glinner
I really don't get why you don't divorce yourself from this topic for once. You're the expert at divorces, after all
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Gonna smooch everyone and turn them into things for me to wear~
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One of the first gems to be lovingly molded and crafted to my specifications~ And surely more to come~
💎💎💎
(No longer an amiibo... remade into
@VanessaDementa
's newest gemstone, to be thoughtlessly displayed, looking gorgeous and flawless forever...)
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