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🔞 Minors DNI naturally 🔞. Nothing NSFW, just...yeah Voted "most likely to become a nothlit" by senior year class 1991, she/they, 🏳️‍⚧️ Per adderall ad astra

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Okay so, updating my links, I am on: Cohost: Mastodon: Tumblr: Bluesky: Discord: DM me if I know you
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@miniondeathcult I mean being willing to die to go to space is noble, but this is a capitalist space program so they'll probably die not because the problem is inherently hard but because the company decided to cut back on safety *to save money.*
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You're not nostalgic for the Nintendo 64 and Blockbuster or whatever, you're nostalgic for a time when you didn't have to work 40+ hours a week to *avoid death.*
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3 years
hmmmmmmm
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Teenagers absolutely deserve to be paid $15/hour because they deserve to afford to move out of abusive households.
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4 years
@miniondeathcult More white people need to understand the concept of Elmer Season.
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I added this deck to one of my rental properties. I was able to take the rent up from $700 to $1200 per month. The tenant moved out but I rented it quickly at the higher amount. This is the way you make more cash as a landlord AND make your tenants lives better. Win win.
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All of the Free Software maximalists and Linux heads and anti-cloud, anti-social-media, anti-DRM people from 2009 or whatever were completely right about everything. God I hate how smartphone-era computing turned out
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there’s no concept of technology being an extension of your own agency, with the responsibility that entails. instead it’s something external, imposed on you
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*un-humans you* enjoy tail!
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@_veryspicy @BajamothBlast I was born 29 years ago. 29 years before I was born, it was.... 1962..... The civil rights movement only happened a "my lifetime so far" amount of time before I was born, which really puts things into perspective.
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@FioDeer @b0tster It's kinda funny how the 1980s feels so infinitely more recent than the 1940s but 1981 was closer to World War II than it is to today.
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1 year
Why the fuck are people so weird about homeless people? Have you not seen the rents rising? How are you so god damn confident that will never be you?
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2 years
Transfem and transmasc people are pretty similar after all because in both cases you get "well I'm transitioning to get a body that won't cause me dysphoria NOW, but if I had my IDEAL body I'd be some kind of fantasy creature"
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@salezuccyuri @EpsteinVoreRP @RenjiKais Ahahaha hi yep I'm so glad this keeps popping off like this
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3 years
Why are all of the furries I know so left-wing but all of the fursona Youtubers are so fuuuucking right-wing?
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@egregirls The degree to which they actually care about the hair dye thing is amazing, you can really see how their priorities are set by spite and petty culture-war dunks instead of an actual project to make the world better for themselves
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MFs will really look back on their memories of the self before trauma and go "Clearly the reason this existence felt better was because of the 90sness of it. Clearly that's why, it's not that my brain has been fucked by like 5 different kinds of traumatic experience since then,"
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Prince Philip
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what if I transformed you into a creature, forever to remain as such and never to return to humanity, as a bit haha y'know just a little goof haha
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reposting quite possibly the best image on the internet once again
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Somebody told the US Strategic Command "good girl... you'd make a good pet~ *snaps a collar onto you*" and this is what they posted.
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so in conclusion, literally no one should be trusted with nuclear launch authority and we'd all be better off when every single warhead is dismantled
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If "creepy" liminal spaces look like comfortable homes to you and you have a deep, almost inbuilt (you cannot remember a time without it) desire to be/become nonhuman, what does that make you?
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@VlCTORIANCHILD 1. Chise is one of the people who worked on the Moderna vaccine, which is a complex technical project and as such took many people to develop. 2. Their fursona is adorable and if you talk shit about it you're wrong
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@KitSparklepuff @drewtoothpaste I got something in late January - early February 2020. I had a cough, fever, trouble breathing. Since then I've had *just a little extra* brain fog over the normal depression shit. I wonder....
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Folks, feral art is okay. Z**philia is a terrible fucked-up abuse thing, and feral art has nothing to do with it. If you would form a harassment mob against a trans woman over something as small as that PLEASE block me. 👋🙂
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real heads know I'll make a higher-effort version of this maybe but I feel like the minimalist one is somehow funnier
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LOOK AT THIS COMMISSION I JUST GOT FROM @VikriViri So perfect omg 🥺
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Sometimes you read posts about this and it's- Clearly somebody thinks their childhood was the garden of eden and we now live in a fallen world. and it's like that wasn't the 90s. That wasn't the 90sness of it. It's just that your right to exist wasn't constantly in question.
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@carterforva He wants the IDF but American
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@Rana_Strange @disco_socialist @xybergay "NOOOO STOP HAVING CLASS SOLIDARITYYYY, SEE THE TEENS WERE BABIES WHEN BIOSHOCK 1 CAME OUT DOESN'T THAT MAKE YOU FEEL WEIRD??? STOP HAVING CLASS SOLIDARITY AAAAAA"
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I dunno people really are "nostalgic" for the past. So am I! But sometimes you read posts about this and it takes a CERTAIN TONE which is more than just "sitting on the carpet and playing Banjo Kazooie while my friend watched while drinking strawberry milk felt nice, I remember"
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@PastelChum Yeah I heard about this constantly as a kid. This now joins the storied canon of "things millennials were told which are total bullshit"
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Them: "Where do you see yourself in 5 years?" Me:
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@Ninja92D @miniondeathcult Continue speaking the truth because you are right on the money
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@_jorts_ Genuine question, not rhetorical: I don't want to contribute to gentrification but I'm not sure what the alternative is for finding safe places to live as a trans woman. I mean, if your objection is the "leave" part, then 100%.
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@AmyDentata I have a feeling no zoomers are going to read this thread but it's fine because it's kind-of a group therapy for us dazed supposed-to-be-adult weirdos.
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@Skelling36 @SEPHIROTHTlTS I've seen people say "I miss when games weren't political, like how Metal Gear wasn't political" before unironically and that's about as absurd as it's possible to get with that.
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What county is ΘΔ? All of the cute critters are from there
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good evening *hands you a TF trigger* *hands you a TF trigger* *hands you a TF trigger* *hands you a TF trigger* *hands you a TF trigger* *hands you a TF trigger* *hands you a TF trigger* *hands you a TF trigger* *hands you a TF trigger* *hands you a TF trigger* *hands you a TF t
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@PetitePasserine I am now quite convinced that there is now no time left for millennials to get it together and if you were ruined by the 2008 collapse you will now die in poverty, no way out.
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@OrgullosoZ It's kind-of "cringe" or whatever but also bringing a carnival atmosphere to strikes could be a very good move. Also thinking "revealing your power level in public = cringe" is a millennial thing, Gen Z just thinks being a furry is punk or something, we're old
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@thaeox I can't believe people are mad at Call of Duty for *not* just being a linear corridor anymore. I guess there really are all sorts of tastes out there.
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pro tip: be a furry
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If Youtube successfully wins the ad-blocking arms race I'm just going to stop interacting with online video content.
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@SoftboySoclClub @EmericanJohnson I open my thousand mouths, and speak. "IT'S GOOD, ACTUALLY" echoes across the globe. The message is heard by billions.
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@nightcorebanksy banned for duping bread and fish
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accurate: to make friends after 30, become a furry
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It’s easy i guess
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oh my god I just realized: "Wojaks" are now completely conceptually divorced from "that feel"
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@fairygymleader This but unironically, ask the organizers for help with a rent strike.
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Leaked FBI Documents Confirm: Mothman is Real and He is My Friend
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@jbjbindahouse @SenSanders America is overworked and underpaid. Stop living in 1983. The welfare queen narrative is absurd in an age where people work 60 hour weeks and can't make rent.
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pictures to make your heart melt instantly
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@stay_on_message @verreciel @Phozz4 no fucking kidding, violence and all
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me.
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If you're cold, they're cold. Let them in
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Our dog has been barking and scratching up our back door every night. He has been doing this for days so I sat with him last night to find the issue. I snapped a flash pic of the backdoor when he barked and captured this. Be VERY careful outside because this does NOT look normal!
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@RichBensinger1 @SBWorkersUnited There’s a battle outside and it is ragin’ It’ll soon shake your windows and rattle your walls For the times, they are a-changin’
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I wanna stop being human. I want to be a soft fluffy creature with a snout and a big tail and pawbeans. jeez.
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yinglet thread post yinglets
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Touching grass is not enough I need to grow a snoot and a big tail and big pointy ears and become smol
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weeks later still the best picture on the internet
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Tux, local queer cryptid!
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today's silly doodle :P
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@SilverBull69420 @JohnCroman @OmarFatehMN Do you not believe in the minimum wage?
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@luckytran @HIGHY3NA All of the technological progress since about 1997 erased like it never even mattered
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mods are asleep, post Trans Shinji
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The Dwarf Fortress cat sprite. hit that like button if you agree
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Consider sleeping in a big pile of friends? TRADE OFFER. I receive: [body heat] You receive: [body heat]. (we are both cold-blooded reptiles)
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@vexwerewolf @LuisfButHornt Didn't his crew write journal entries saying like "the torture-murders are really fucked up and I'm not okay with this"?
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@OrgullosoZ Also also, CPUSA is one of those organizations which is so infiltrated by feds that it's just feds spying on feds at this point, so I don't know why I'm making this point to one of the 5000 accounts run by 5 guys in some beltway office.
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James Cameron's "Avatar" is so popular because it's normies' first time encountering a TF story (where the writer took it seriously) as an adult. seeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeend tweet
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@OCountMC @plsnotmike @Veteran4Peace_ Every single one of the founding fathers and every soldier in the American revolution was a criminal, breaking the laws of the king.
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a mysterious image.....
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I'm sure it's a sign of terminal raptorbrain that I see this creature and I go "oh that's a friend" rather than being scared
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Brandon Johnson possibly crafts the creepiest costumes using old clothes, stilts and papier-mâché [📹 spiritwalker]
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I think they should make HRT that turns you into Flammie
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@InternetHippo @AlexisuwuAlexis "Oh don't resent billionaires, they don't have all of that money in a bank account, that's just the net worth of their POWER. Most of it's in their ability to make decisions about how everyone else on the planet lives." oh word?
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Why didn't zoomers tell me Ninjago sets included a friend shaped like a friend? I'm old I'm not gonna know shit about Ninjago unless somebody tells me. Look at this guy. This is a critter. This is a freakin little GUY
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@_crobot_ @ClaudiaLPersico @_FleerUltra And I thought I dodged something by being born after leaded gasoline got banned...
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the greatest minds of this age have thought to ask "what if species euphoria?" now, we put that idea to the test. I'm critter
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listen, : yinglet
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@MOOMANiBE "It can't be THAT hard to be as good as Dwarf Fortress, can it?" Narrator: It was much harder than the "THAT hard" they had in mind.
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@tamagotchimilf @gasmaskluminary Jokes are too human, go back to being a productivity robot.
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VERY important reminder: Yinglets have raptor posture. I am za clever girl. I am in za tall grass. <^v ^>
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me and my pals hangin out
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today's silly doodle :P
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I love it when a queer person draws a creature and points to it and goes "me"
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My experience is unironically: to make friends after college, be a furry. Of course, it's not that specific, it's more like "find a subculture that's an actual subculture and not just some branding thing" but this is the one I've actually done. I've got more friends than ever.
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Gosh, I commissioned Karintina and it came out so pretty... < ^ v^>
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Hey! I finished commission for @NotGyro I think I'm happy with the result
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CANON-ARTSTYLE DREK!ME YESSS @TheHoboPatch DREW ME GIFT ART GOSH gfjkjfhdhkfh HOW DO I GET SO MUCH GOOD GIFT ART AM I BLESSED BY THE GODS OR WHAT
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Sylveon is real and I will turn you into one
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@simiadei @gun_toucher @NotABigJerk I think America is still in that "Circumstances leading up to ___" part of the history book and I don't want to know what goes in the blank.
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what if we kissed in the t4t metro station 😳
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this is what greets u when u come onto campus now btw 💗
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It is transphobic that you can't buy psilocybin mushrooms over-the-counter at the drug store. No I will not explain
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When there is a fox and they are dancing and the tail goes swooshy with the dancing send tweet
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*makes you an ex-human (you are now a critter)*
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Drek-me is done!! Unless I shade this or add a background. it's me yeh
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the shit I do when it's the morning and I wanna procrastinate
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Wolf's Rain may have been made in 2003 but it really captures a certain "living in the shadow of a dying world" feeling (which you might be able to relate to at this point), and so you should probably give it a watch now.
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Anyway enough doomscrolling, have an obvious TF trigger
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Unions are strongest when it's an entire industry or an entire company, rather than just one trade. If it's just one trade, management can divide-and-conquer. So, any Amazon union should include warehouse workers as well as programmers, technicians, etc joining in solidarity.
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I'm remembering the time @Karintina_art made really good gift art for me < ^ v^>
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Mods are asleep, post yinglets.
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@mountain_stoats @tristandross Bluechecks: not even once
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@BlueFolf Historical reminder for those who don't get it: This is the step right before they start herding us at gunpoint onto windowless boxcars leading to camps fenced-in with barbed wire and machine-gun towers.
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@neko_girl92 @enkiv2 Computer geeks are still on the former but the people who pay computer geeks are in the latter camp. Guess which perspective wins out.
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