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Dingus Khan

@VanDingus_

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Mad ugly & rizztarded. This is a social experiment

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Dingus Khan
8 months
My mom said she can drop us off at the Capitol building tomorrow, but only if your mom picks us up
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@VanDingus_
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1 year
@user84829272 Remember when everyone constantly said there’s absolutely no way she could be blamed for anything that ultimately led to Mac Miller’s death?
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@VanDingus_
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6 months
Not the box I want, but it’s the box I deserve
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@VanDingus_
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1 month
Gay son
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girl$ don’t need nobody
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@VanDingus_
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11 months
@sailaunderscore Bro all these low to mid 20s girlies have snap scores that are 750k+
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@VanDingus_
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1 year
@Goldentoothed One of these popped up in my neighborhood and hooooooo boy were they mad about the books I put in there. The neighborhood narc apps were off the chain ab it apparently
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@VanDingus_
Dingus Khan
7 months
Valentines day? You mean kill myself in front of her to forever alter the trajectory of her life day?
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@VanDingus_
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24 days
@eastvillageguy Ball knower. Take her cannons away and she just has downs
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@VanDingus_
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8 months
Y’all mind?
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@VanDingus_
Dingus Khan
8 months
Missionary so she can watch me cry
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@VanDingus_
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24 days
🚨🚨🚨 I’m tired of fat people calling themselves hot on this website 🗣🗣🗣
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@VanDingus_
Dingus Khan
17 days
@coolchillgal Her lips look great she should keep doing that to them 👍🏼
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@VanDingus_
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7 months
Born to wigger, forced to country club
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@VanDingus_
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4 months
:/
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@VanDingus_
Dingus Khan
9 months
@urbancatfitters Thanks for the serial number dear
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@VanDingus_
Dingus Khan
5 months
Way behind schedule (3+ months) but back over 500 for the first time since turning my hamstring into string cheese. 600 wen?
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@VanDingus_
Dingus Khan
3 months
Going online and calling your husband a queer is insane
@CartoonsHateHer
Cartoons Hate Her!
3 months
I strongly suspect the sun dress phenomenon is a boob guy thing because my husband does not find them sexy or even that appealing
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@VanDingus_
Dingus Khan
7 months
Girl who reads 50+ books a year but it’s just smut
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@VanDingus_
Dingus Khan
4 months
The liberals are furious
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@VanDingus_
Dingus Khan
9 months
@PatrickTapLaine Someone get this man some car keys
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@VanDingus_
Dingus Khan
7 months
Nvidia this, nvidia that. How about you nvite some bitches over?
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@VanDingus_
Dingus Khan
9 months
Y’all mind?
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@VanDingus_
Dingus Khan
1 year
@Sp0ngebrain @user84829272 So you’re telling me that there’s no possible way behaviors like the one exhibited in this thread could push someone over the edge?
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@VanDingus_
Dingus Khan
7 months
You can just go up to women and ask them on dates and they’ll say yes by the way
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@VanDingus_
Dingus Khan
6 months
Y’all mind if I pretend I can still skate worth a damn n this beautiful day?
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@VanDingus_
Dingus Khan
4 months
3 weeks until Memorial Day weekend and I’m behind schedule. It’s so over.
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@VanDingus_
Dingus Khan
9 months
The funniest thing she’s ever done
@LyricVault
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9 months
🚨| Amy Schumer hospitalized after performing a cartwheel and landing on her neck.
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@VanDingus_
Dingus Khan
6 months
Finance this, finance that. How about you go talk to some fine ass bitches?
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@VanDingus_
Dingus Khan
4 months
Tell him how handsome he is in his new bandana immediately
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@VanDingus_
Dingus Khan
2 months
Why do fat people wear revealing clothes?
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@VanDingus_
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2 months
Always begging for berries
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@VanDingus_
Dingus Khan
1 year
@plzbepatient Cries racism and then does a racism of their own when they get pushback over it
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@VanDingus_
Dingus Khan
5 months
Fell in love no less than 10 times today at church
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@VanDingus_
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7 months
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@VanDingus_
Dingus Khan
5 months
We found a stick. We love sticks
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@VanDingus_
Dingus Khan
1 year
@grecian_the Sam rules. I don’t keep up with the influencer game, but I’m fairly certain he’s the only one I would like based on what I have seen
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@VanDingus_
Dingus Khan
4 months
Visual representation of what it feels like to lock tf in
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@VanDingus_
Dingus Khan
1 year
@ccmembersonly So unfulfilling, who would have thought. Imagine making your entire persona about being So Rich you throw out plastic boxes meant to be in the attic full of cash
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@VanDingus_
Dingus Khan
7 months
Haven’t dog posted in a while, here are some pics of him deciding to be un-photogenic
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@VanDingus_
Dingus Khan
9 months
We must return
@FadeHubb
FadeHubb
9 months
Apparently this was considered plus size in 2003
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@VanDingus_
Dingus Khan
8 months
I love her because she dead fishes better than anyone
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@VanDingus_
Dingus Khan
7 months
Flew across the country for work today and still crushed a workout if you even care
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@VanDingus_
Dingus Khan
4 months
Wfh is the horniest thing you can do, I will not explain further
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@VanDingus_
Dingus Khan
1 year
@prlyfxdfc @user84829272 Ya I’m totally sure there’s no way she ever encouraged it or did anything to make it worse with her *obviously* sterling track record
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@VanDingus_
Dingus Khan
2 months
To all you Peter Millar posting retards, this is that OG shit. We’ve been on this for 10+ years it isn’t some new wave
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@VanDingus_
Dingus Khan
9 months
Murdering some deadlifts before hard drug Friday
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@VanDingus_
Dingus Khan
8 months
Me and the bad bitch I pulled by being ugly
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@VanDingus_
Dingus Khan
8 months
I went to the jew tunnels and everyone knew you
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@VanDingus_
Dingus Khan
8 months
One (1) like and I’ll k*** myself
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@VanDingus_
Dingus Khan
6 months
All clean
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@VanDingus_
Dingus Khan
8 months
The twitter whore to “tradwife” pipeline
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@VanDingus_
Dingus Khan
4 months
@glutenfreeperc Global warming is making the sky gay
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@VanDingus_
Dingus Khan
2 months
The boys have decided to unionize and make their own spreadsheet
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@VanDingus_
Dingus Khan
3 months
Can I come over and kill myself in front of you?
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@VanDingus_
Dingus Khan
8 months
If ur girl is wearing fast fashion that’s not ur girl that’s a lot lizard
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@VanDingus_
Dingus Khan
11 months
Why are you, as a man, not ripping her pain out with your bare hands?
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@VanDingus_
Dingus Khan
9 months
Twitter goes through stages where it sucks and is boring, this is one of those times. All the factions have turned into bickering and popularity contests. Too many people take this place much too seriously
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@VanDingus_
Dingus Khan
15 days
Straight up do not understand guys that struggle to date. Step 1: See cute girl Step 2: Chat girl up Step 3: “Hey do you want to grab dinner sometime?” It’s that simple
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@VanDingus_
Dingus Khan
4 months
Am I big? No. Am I strong? Not particularly. Am I getting after it to change that? Yup.
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@VanDingus_
Dingus Khan
9 months
I may be retarded but some of y’all are retarded
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@VanDingus_
Dingus Khan
8 months
Can I say something without everyone getting mad?
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@VanDingus_
Dingus Khan
9 months
It was bath day for this king
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@VanDingus_
Dingus Khan
4 months
Reminder that my dog rules
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@VanDingus_
Dingus Khan
9 months
Reminder: don’t be fat
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@VanDingus_
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9 months
Merry Christmas from me and my photo bomber
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@VanDingus_
Dingus Khan
5 months
So you’re telling me a shrimp fried this line?
@legit_scumbag
Based Brando (locked in era)
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We do it so much we making art outta it. Behold the cocaine shrimp
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@VanDingus_
Dingus Khan
4 months
. @bigdumb_baby and I have decided to elope. Until further notice we will be focusing on starting a family. Thank you for your support
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@VanDingus_
Dingus Khan
9 months
Everyone say hello to this vgb (very good boy)
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@VanDingus_
Dingus Khan
21 days
“From a very early age I always knew I wanted to be a prostitute”
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@VanDingus_
Dingus Khan
8 months
Y’all mind?
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@VanDingus_
Dingus Khan
7 months
This sweet boy needs a mom btw, taking applications
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Dingus Khan
7 months
Haven’t dog posted in a while, here are some pics of him deciding to be un-photogenic
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@VanDingus_
Dingus Khan
5 months
Used my lunch break to sun my balls
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@VanDingus_
Dingus Khan
1 year
@GathererSkull The amount of matte paint jobs on Mercedes that are completely ruined for this EXACT reason is truly astonishing
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@VanDingus_
Dingus Khan
2 months
This beer is tasting like imma bring back the shark tooth necklace
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@VanDingus_
Dingus Khan
7 months
My wife saw Usher rip his shirt off and left me
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@VanDingus_
Dingus Khan
9 months
Shitting your pants all by yourself, princess?
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2 months
Me after a 6 hour make out sesh
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@VanDingus_
Dingus Khan
3 months
Imagine being willing to date an ozempic girl
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@VanDingus_
Dingus Khan
5 months
All this lulu and no one to share/shop with :(
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@VanDingus_
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7 months
You accidentally like their pictures/posts from years ago on accident, I do it on purpose. We are not the same
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@VanDingus_
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10 days
I am not a small guy and I have to shoehorn myself into my seat because some FAT FUCK is allowed to fly. They are so big they are spilling halfway into the seat to either side of them. Feeling their saggy fatness pressing against me is going to make me vomit. These people must go
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@VanDingus_
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15 days
If this doesn’t fix me I’m ending it
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@VanDingus_
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5 months
Shoulder to waist Hip to waist ratio bf 🤝 ratio gf
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@VanDingus_
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4 months
It’s getting to where I see twitter drama almost every day, y’all need to get an actual life
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7 months
We need an asteroid that only kills uglies and fat people
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@VanDingus_
Dingus Khan
5 months
If ur bf lets u drive him around that’s ur gf
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@VanDingus_
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6 months
Oh you can’t make a homemade cheesesteak this good (you can’t)? Skill issue
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@VanDingus_
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7 months
Solo bowling date, rip your timeline
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@VanDingus_
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6 months
Shower uncrusty
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@VanDingus_
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10 months
This is my politics btw
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@VanDingus_
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19 days
Aura this, aura that.. how about aura things good at home? Go fix your life and stop with the gobbledygook
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@VanDingus_
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2 months
Have a feeling my Sunday is about to get out of hand :/
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@VanDingus_
Dingus Khan
4 months
Not pictured: my root beer float
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@VanDingus_
Dingus Khan
2 months
Gm my day has already been ruined because I saw a guy rollerblading down the trail as his gf ran beside him
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@VanDingus_
Dingus Khan
1 year
Find god. It is more important than ever at this point. The war for the end has begun whether you realize it or not. Only He knows the time, but it is coming and it could be any day
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@VanDingus_
Dingus Khan
8 months
In 2024 I want to be even uglier and I want my dick to get even smaller
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@VanDingus_
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7 months
My boy is down bad, poor guy
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