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@VSquaredTwo
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Please let me go Let me be free I want to fly with the birds — Edit @pi_fyi + @charmschool_mag
New York, USA
Joined December 2022
I unfortunately will not be driving ever because of the premonitions I received (visions of me driving with my hair flowing in the wind and being distracted by how beautiful I am in the mirror and running over an entire litter of wide eyed waggy tailed puppies)
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RT @sped_bundy: i have since gotten over whatever psychological disturbance that inspired this one
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They mistook me for a character actor and now they won’t stop asking me to “do that one bit”
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“I’m so fucking shy. Wait that’s a good tweet” I’m so fucking shy…
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My wedding DJ has unfortunately dropped dead at the CDJs, and now my eternal union is forever trapped in the liminal thump between“One More Time” by Daft Punk and “No Hands” by Waka Flocka Flame. I don’t even care because I’m not a real person
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Being deployed to secure the DARK CHOCOLATE ALMONDS for boyfriend
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He’s crazy y judío como yo my love
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*Puts my comforting sweet well-intentioned condescension kindergarten teacher voice on* I’m smarter than you
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@reformedlitbro The girl slept with the other girl’s boyfriend so she had to kick her ass and stuff
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