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Every time i see a tweet mourning an IDF soldier its always like ‘He stepped on a rake and it swung into his face and killed him 💔’
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One thing about Laymen is they’re always wanting to speak on their terms 🤦♀️
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Trans people: im trans
Society: okay
The Dyslexic Twee Guy: i’ve only gone and accidentally booked tickets for Bellend Sebastian 🤦♂️
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Tomodachi Life ass tweet
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my old co worker told me yabujin was the only artist outside the simulation and then got fired for vaping in the break area
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It’s funny how its called elder scrolls cos its usually the younger ones scrolling away at their phones all day
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Me: so… what do you look for in a partner 😏
Her leftist ass: i prefer more progressive folk tbh
Me:
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My co worker sent me this exact same message when i told him his vape flavour sucked
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My dyslexic ass just invited the Surrealist homie to the blunt rotation instead of Sir. Realest Homie 🤦♀️
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what you guys want to hear from the underground: clumsy slacker rock riffs, lazy vocals, pretentious lyrics
what my prospector ass wants to hear from the underground: Huge deposits of precious minerals found!!!!
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Being low on cigarettes feels like resident evil inventory management
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Message from my therapist: YOU NEED TO KILL YOURSELF NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!
Message from The Jesting Chatbot: Lol you’ll never guess why this chicken just crossed the road. 🐔
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Trans people: I’m trans
Society: Alright
Lying Eno: The velvet underground’s first album sold loads of copies, and no one that bought it started a band.
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Any other landlords on here chronically addicted to raising rent? I think it must be a BPD thing le sigh 😔
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Anyone who says the cure are better than the smiths is in denial dude
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writing this in the sand outside of a random empty desert shack as the most cruel practical joke of all time
if you guys saw this outside of a bar, would you come in? please be honest
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tip for people trying to quit smoking: the relapse cigarette feels amazing bro
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He travelled from the states to fight for his country and within 5 minutes of enlisting was crushed by a grand piano that fell from the sky 💔 Rest in peace angel 🕊️
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Abel Ferrara directors commentary: Oooh mommy... I made this movie just to get near that chick...
Ferrara fans on Letterboxd:
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Dudes used to sail the high seas with a map now they just listen to the map hi-c
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Tweet of the year man im crying
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Im widely retarded as one of the greatest thinkers of our times
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Trans person: im trans
Society: okay
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new script im working on
Girls on twitter: Omg i wish my city was more walkable
Godzilla on twitter: It’s perfectly walkable
Girls on twitter: Ummm… wdym :/
*remarkably large foot caves through ceiling*
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New tattoo just in time for Metalcore Monday (and my birthday)
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60s psych pop lyrics used to be like 🎶’mind the gap on platform two’, said Platform Stu, ‘or you’ll be turned to platform stew!’ 🎶
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Just got a new pair of headphones that separates the art from the artist at the touch of a button
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Trans people: im trans
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Your mate 'Gets his money's worth' William: So uh did you see they added Epstein Chronicles to Game Pass last week? Was thinking i'd give it a try...
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me 10 minutes into witnessing the angry men’s antics:
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Me in Perverts Chat: i love Sade
Me in Sophisti-pop chat: i love Sade
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Trans person: i’m trans
society: okay.
Your mildly autistic coworker who’s just learnt to play 43% Burnt on a scientific calculator: They don’t call them Texas ‘instruments’ for nothing lol
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Morrissey tune about hating school called Class is Anything But - 2009 Remaster
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Morrissey solo songs are always called stuff like Kill Your Uncle John Now - 2011 Remaster
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A24 this A24 that im going to hammer A24 inch nail into you’re head! 📽️
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went to charge my vape and it came up as a storage device on my laptop
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Just put 100 dollars on brockhampton and got 101 dollars and a pack of skittles in return
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Your dad takes acid and tries to find The Beatles crossing Abbey Road on Google Streetview
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Lol-ing at him first just typing Jaws into google and seeing loads of sharks before swiftly changing his search to ‘James bond jaws’
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Working the bar in the gentrified part of town and this guy just handed me a clearly forged ID claiming his name to be ‘Infinite J. Est’
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Jeanne Dielman, 23 Commerce Quay, 1080 Brussels (SNES) - Angry Video Game Nerd (AVGN)
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Forty Seven by Big Star
Won’t you let me walk you home from work 🎶
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Kanye west invented the stem player so you could literally separate the art from the artist
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Dudes will read bataille and then see some messed up stuff and wont bat an aille lid
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British kanye would be like closed on tuesday you my chinese takeaway
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Turns out its like a zoomed in picture of an orange or something
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8 Lilys are staring at you from 8 very slightly different angles…. 📸
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When you twat your head off a low ceiling in front of all your mates
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Her: If this is gonna work out between us you can’t just go around abducting cows willy nilly!
Me:
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Victoria’s secret: 👙
Victorian Secret: Cigarettes are good for you
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girls on twitter: QRT this like its the spotify search bar 😭🤯🤭
The Dyslexic Dude that dont play about Yankee Hotel Foxtrot: Wiclo
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Amazing album but come on man
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Dudes will drink one beer and start writing .fm in the family whatsapp
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The weed man told me he never seen regular show dude how u a Plug with no Cable 📺😭😭
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picture from 2018 of my topster i made on my mums ipad for some reason
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