My life goal is to make 20 million dollars or something and then open a boarding school for underprivileged youth with high SAT scores. And hire all my mutuals to be the teachers

The meditative peeling of the carrot

@wackyforms Oh no… they’re having the Ridgewood metrosexual sportsball hangout without me…

@spookyvania

@VSquaredTwo @virtual_cold ^ owns like five Death Grips tee shirts

@penisilinne Ok ok my b

@TsarinaBomba @skooookum 🔥

@soundblasterawe This explains a lot about you

Few words sweeter in the English language than I just thought of a tweet

@penisilinne True

@byte_curious_ True

@jamalichaidani 😭

RT @nathangriffo: hatred of the self infects all aspects of being

@accthvasc Wtf

@idrinkmilk123 That’s worse

@petrusgeist Literally just be cool

@yieldcurved So true