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While waiting for our induction in medical school after the final result was released, the faculty excluded my name from graduation list bcoz I had not submitted my electives and they didn't tell me about it. I hitch-hiked a car to go to campus 2 days before induction..
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Now that you’ve posted my picture under a post of you serving somebody breakfast, Shey you want them to drag me along with you? Chest your battle alone please
We’ll be 2 years into our marriage in 2 months by God’s grace and it’s been testimony after testimony 🥰❤️
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- Fisayo released the story. APC told their guys to accuse him of sensationalism
- Fisayo released irrefutable evidence. APC told their guys to derail the case by accusing David of sensationalism
Goodluck to you guys having civil conversation with these APC guys. They’re animals
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@dr_mcblinks
I totally agree. So many random chances aligned.
Someone else could have picked me before her, she could have received the call before or after I left her car. My gf might not have pressed me to do something. The dean might have left her office. They could have sent names to mdcn
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Moments I won't trade for another ❤️
PS: She was like "You're going to be a husband and father soon. You know you might have to give up the youthful exuberance of wearing earrings" she didnt have to say more😃
@DrETPeters
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She came to work in daddy’s hospital so she can save for her masters. She didn’t know Master Jesus has something else in store for her
@DrETPeters
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..after housejob. So I have a one year window for senate to sit and issue my cert which they did.
The program for the induction had already been printed with names of 125 doctors. I had to call my friends that day. We at down and wrote my name with pen in about 1000 programs
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To put it into context
This guy did all of USMLE steps 1 and 2, and MRCP 1 and 2 within 12-18months. Not even counting researches.
It’s mental. He was so lean and cachectic at the time🤣🤣🤣
So happy it all paid off.
You inspire me like maddd
Collect your flowers abeg 💐💐💐
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..and this random car owner received a call on her phone while I was in there with her and she went "oh that boy Olowokandi, he's not graduating". I was like, "ma, I'm Olowokandi". That was the greatest coincidence I've seen in my life.. what are the odds???
So the full story...
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..uncharacteristically still in her office at past 7pm. I started begging, crying. Told her I've invited the whole world. I'm the first doctor from my village. She should please include my name. Luckily for me I had all my files with me including the Elective results...
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All my life, I always believed I was ugly, and rightly so. Everyone around me insinuated it and I was also privileged to have mirrors. So, as with most ugly people, you subconsciously develop personalities that compensate for your challenges.
If you like to talk… 1/
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..cause. Provost was very busy with the nursing induction and really didn't have the time honestly, but he still say down with Dean to find the best possible solution for this unserious boy. Glory to heavens, the names have not yet been sent to MDCN in abuja for medical licence
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So, he said my name can be included in the list sent to abuja and with that I can go ahead to do my housejob with licence but the senate can't be undone which doesn't really matter anyways because senate issues school certificate which I don't really need until I'm going for NYSC
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You have to do 12units of electives in my Uni before you graduate. I had done it and tried to submit a number of times but it was proving difficult so I gave up esp after result was out and I had done clearance at faculty and senate. So I was patiently waiting to become a doctor
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..but the senate has recently sat on our result and identified the 125 doctors that are graduating and she can't reconvene another senate meeting in a day just for me. She however told me to come the next day and personally took me to the Provost's office to plead my..
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Sold my galaxy note for around 60k and contacted a printing press, less than a week to induction, to print 10 notebooks with my picture as cover. 7 for her and her friends, 3 for my mum and sisters, then get some fast foods she can take to her friends. Plan was set!!
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Didn't plan to do any party or share souvenir for my induction, didn't invite family/friends bcoz boy was broke but I had a gf then who wanted at least something to show her friends as they know she was dating a final year med student. So I caved in.
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Omo Ologo 🙌🏼🙌🏼🥰
See as she fine
Carry beauty. Carry brain, plus elegance. Ahhhh. E choke 🙆🏽
More wins maami lase Eledumare
When you go into the creeks and crevices of the earth to find a woman worth her salt, this is what you get. Y’all must be astonished by my good fortune
Honored to have been selected to join the
@UNWomenUK
delegation to the 67th Commission on the Status of Women.
Many thanks to the ladies that raised awareness about this delegation; looking forward to more networking and beyond!
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She got a phone call and the conversation was as earlier described. This was 2 days to medical induction!!! The nursing/physiotherapy induction was the next day.
She first chastised me after finding out who I was, then she benevolenty drove me to the office of the Dean who was..
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I was going to campus to collect the notebooks around 7pm 2 days before the induction when the whole incident happened.
I stay in medical hostel which is in an isolated site off campus, and the only means of transport out of the area at that time of day is hitch hiking.
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I almost went back to Nigeria, and this is a lot from me coz I was suffering before I left Nigeria. I considered going back to that suffering olohun. Almost regretted my coming here.
NHS wan choke me but look at me now, going to farms, doubling my tax for King Charles 😅
If you didn’t cry in your first 3 months in the UK, maybe you were able to manage those emotions well, cus that cry ehn, it’s very normal . And it’s not about the jobs, it’s a new system thing cus even doctors and nurses cry on their first week of shift
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Jonathan was a terrible president but a very decent human being. The lack of desperation to rule Nigeria at all cost is not appreciated enough. I served in the Nigerian Defence Academy and guys have no idea what would have happened if GEJ had half of Tinubu’s desperation
We are not going to act as if GEJ wasn't a fvkn horrible president and a filthy human being and was rightly voted out.
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Those senior nurses that ask junior doctors questions and give them the answer in form of suggestions, and all you have to do is just agree with whatever they suggested >>>>>
It's the way they act like it's your idea for me 😆. You guys are the GOAT!!
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There's a general compassionate understanding among car owners on the plight of med students who stay in the hostel and they tend to wait sometimes to pick us.
Now the principle of hitch-hiking dictates that owners with drivers are not likely to pick you because...
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..the drivers can't make that unilateral decision and owners sitting at the back don't see you until they pass you. However on this fateful day, this woman told her driver to stop and pick me which was strange. Less than a minute into the journey (campus was <5mins journey)...
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I’m telling our grandchildren this is the original Mona Lisa 🥰🥰🥰
Happy birthday
@DrETPeters
Daddy loves you 😍
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6 months already 🥰🥰🥰
I should have been married to you the day I was born. Life would have been wayyyyyy easier 😘
6 months of learning and unlearning.
Thankful to God daily for the blessing of a beautiful, blissful marriage ❤️
P.S Happy international women’s day my loves! ✨❤️
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Had a mate who would insist the nurses do an ECG on a dead patient before he certifies the patient dead. Man's documenting that flatline in his RIP note no matter what you say. Nurses hate his gut. His defensive medicine was on steroids 😂
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If only I get paid for the services I offer. Suggesting poses, taking dope pictures et cetera
#blackmeninphotography
#husbandmaterial1000yards
#myrewardisinheaven
@DrETPeters
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Adopted this room mate and was happy I won’t have to spend money on make up. Trust girls at your own peril.
She has been influenced 😭😭. Bad friends have influenced her 😭😭😭
@DrETPeters
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🚨🚨🚨
All male doctors MUST refuse to intimately examine any female who reject chaperone coz if she turns around and claim you molested her, you can’t defend yourself with “she refused chaperone” and now its your words against hers. Patients always win‼️‼️
@King_pearcee
True. I rejected the female Chaperone cos I can't stand 2 persons seeing my Private part. Let me just manage one person.
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I gave her the style and took the 2nd picture at almost an impossible angle. Just saying..... 😂
#blackmeninphotography
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Other Airlines are competing with Air peace on the wrong grounds. You must be lowering your price coz you believe it is only because of lower price I'm using Air peace. Where is your jollof rice? poundo? Efo riro?😎
I anticipate the hunger every time I use BA. Never again!!!!!!!
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At this point, my raging anti-compliment immune system calmed down. I have no choice but to accept what I have now become- A decent fine young man with all the cool characteristics of my ugly days😎😂. 7/
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Y’all just smile. She meant to ask for where they sell broom. She does not mean to buy a whole King pls
@DrETPeters
you will not embarrass me on this street. Lord knows I’m trying my best to teach you this language
Need to buy baale in this Nottingham. Any plugs please?
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When you’re happy you hit gold, but it’s actually diamond
Who is this woman? 😱🥶🆘🚨😶🌫️👀
All things being equal, I’m gonna look like a baddie tomorrow.
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These narratives only exist on twitter I’m afraid or very rare. Men pushing domestic house chores to only women, and women not contributing significant finance to the house. Nothing like these exist in real world. I’ve not seen one at least. Na why these arguments dey tire me
Your husband will be working multiple jobs and picking up extra shifts + overtime to make ends meet while his wife who also earns an income keeps the bulk of her money and chips in every now and then.
And this woman will sleep well at night? She’ll think she’s a good woman? Ha!
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That statement, “Nigerians’ blood does not need to flow for me to rule” is true in every sense
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Na why me and nurse no dey gree be this. Doctor go get disagreement with a particular nurse and all the nurses will inherit the beef with that doctor even when the nurse is at fault. Na that annoying solidarity dey vex me.
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I’ve always struggled with people using this contractual form of “have”. When “have” is showing possession, you can’t contract it. Only contract if it’s acting as a consecutive verb
I’ve a party- Wrong
I have a party- right
I’ve got a party- right
If you’ve your children- wrong
If you've your children in any university home and abroad, I will recommend you send this video to them. Sometimes good kids fall in with the wrong crowd and out of peer pressure find themselves doing stuff that could potentially get them in trouble.
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Forget the dirty PR on the timeline.
When you’re married to an original Yoruba man, this is how you feel. All day, everyday.
Go and verify
Some people get married and lose themselves, ETP got married and began to discover new things she wanted to do in her life 🤣
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Whatever happens tomorrow, I’m really really proud of Obi and his movement. It’s never been done or heard of. Just 8 months to election in a very partisan multiethnic fragile democracy like ours.
He has fought the good fight. I hope he wins.
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This my Pakistani friend regularly mixes garri with pineapple and banana and blends them into smoothie to drink. Said his Nigerian friend told him garri is from cassava and cassava gives stronger erection.
The guy go soon blind I swear and to think he's an ophthalmologist 🤣🤣🤣
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Give me 10mins to do a job, I spend the first 8mins putting the job at the back of my mind. Then start rushing with 2mins to deadline. Then I finish the job at exactly 9:58 with a big sigh of relief. Rinse and repeat.
I need deliverance from procrastination
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I'm lactose intolerant and shouldn't be taking milk
But I don't think like that
If God doesn't want me to take milk, he wouldn't give me enough money to afford it 😎
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@ebenezeery
Okay, who send you message now 😂🤣🤣. You know I didn't take the book home😃. I don't even have a copy after that induction. It gives me PTSD
Since noone came from home, I just relieved myself of the shalaye. I can't shout abeg
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You also tend to be more intense in chasing your goals, because that’s all you got going.
Now, imagine you’ve gone through all these character building and then, out of nowhere, the good looks just hit you suddenly in your mid-20s. You don’t even know how to handle it. 3/
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When people who don’t know you before start telling you how good you look, you second guess it. When people who know you before tell you, you interpret it as less ugly, but not necessarily handsome.
Every compliment you get enters your body like a foreign antigen. 4/
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The whole twitter might just be Gulder Ultimate Search at this point. Tell the contestants to find brain cells. Very few and well hidden 🤐
Whole time, this woman owns an entire media company that manages talents, provides creative and marketing solutions including personal branding but everytime her name pops up online, she’s talking about her husband.
How can your whole life revolve around your husband fgs???
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@UnusualMCM
Unless you both agreed to this post you just did, please, remember to ALWAYS discuss your differences in PRIVATE.
GOD bless
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I want to agree with this but it’s a bit tricky.
When I was in St Nicholas, total take home-
#250k
. My uni mate, Malik, who had first class in engr was also working on the island then. His take home- $2k with mad emoluments.
Caveat is, out of 100 of us in medicine, 85-90 are…
My take.
If you are smart enough to study these courses, you are smart enough to get your family out of poverty studying anything else if you are excellent at it!
Medicine is not the leverage for intelligence and it’s a hill I will die upon.
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@Love24Kay
Having been through abuse myself as a child up to my teen years, I’d say forgiveness doesn’t make you a better or the bigger person. Live happily but keep those bits with you.
Don’t actively seek vengeance, but if it presents itself on a platter, take it with all your strength
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Ready… Set… Go… 😎😅
#Olowoshibi
#Husbandchef
#2in1
#useenjoymentkillsomeonedaughter
#eatbeforeyoueat
😉
#forever
❤️
All I want for Val’s day is Eba and egusi soup. It’s great marrying a man that can cook well I tell you 😂❤️
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@simptop
Simpopo, I can't thank you guys enough. How I for write my name for all those programs alone.
The story funny now, that time e mo funny aje 😂
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God! I sincerely hope my video is not out there somewhere😅
This was me mid 2019, coming home from St Nicholas after a long day, frustrated. Obalende to Lekki phase 1. Normal na 200. Entered the bus and clearly asked the driver say Shey na 200. E say yes. As we start dey go…
Just a average day in Lagos. Highlander driver vs Keke Napep Driver.
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My Jamaican barber sings it as “happiness, if I broke it’s my business” and mumbles the rest. He really likes the song
Wanted to correct him but then I thought, maybe he’s broke and he finds happiness in the distorted lyrics coz it resonates with him. I’m not gon be a kill joy
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Biggest cultural shock in the UK was finding out there are ppl that cant see beauty in black ppl esp black girls no matter how beautiful they are. This isn’t exclusive to white ppl either. Lots of black boys are complicit too. They say it’s what their brain was fed by society…
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…probably like me.
In his own class of 100 students, maybe 10-15 turned out like him.
You could argue that you’d squeeze yourself into that 10-15, but it doesn’t always work that way. It’s a coin toss and so many factors are involved.
So medicine is still the safest for the poor
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@EfeOghoyone
@HenryNnaji_
@Hauwa_L
Stan Lee is the author of most of the Avenger characters. He's dead.
The chap looks like he got teeminal cancer. So meeting with the avengers today and expected to die tomorrow to meet Stan Lee in Heaven
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Starting JSS 1, he went to register me in a nearby school and literally told the principal, “this boy is going to beat all your students hands down”
That man believed in me more than I believe in myself. Probably still gassing me to his friends in heaven 😄
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Daddy is happy with you ❤️
8 months with my partner in crime today ❤️🔐
Our crime = falling hopelessly in love with each other 🥹
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Tolu, tell them the price of the skin care pls. When there are children starving in Africa
Whenever we’re doing our monthly account review and hubby sees a skincare expense -
Him: but you look great already
Me: so you appreciate the work being done ✅
- and we move on 😂❤️
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..you become funny/interesting or absentmindedly feel the need to be wise with words. If you’re an introvert, you get nicer than you’d have otherwise been. Intelligence is independent of looks but there’s a general tendency to showcase it more if you don’t have the looks. 2/
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Things just work perfectly sometimes. If I finished Uni this kind of perilous times, Lord knows I might have to pimp myself out to afford the plab journey. Either that or Onlyfans. Can’t think of any other low capital, quick means to make that kind of money
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You that you started losing weight anyhow since you married abi you think we didn’t see the pictures. Better speak out and let help find you. 👨🏽🦯👨🏽🦯👨🏽🦯👨🏽🦯👨🏽🦯
For the record: my husband and I are in this same UK and are very happy in our marriage. We have systems in place that keeps our home running and our love intact.
Speaking up so that it’s not only bad marital stories out on the TL spewing fear up and down.
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Broooooo I AM A MEDICAL DOCTOR!!! A MEDICAL DOCTOR
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Rotating though antenatal clinic and my conso was taking obs history from this pregnant woman from naij. The absolute horror shock on his face when she told him she lost her previous pregnancy at 34 weeks. He exclaimed, “That’s a baby already. Howww?”
Maternal health in Nig 😢😭
A lady who finally got pregnant after waiting for 15 years
She was pregnant with twin babies
Then her water broke before the right time for labor
Guess where this lady went to?
Yes she went to the church to go and pray, stayed for 5 days
Then she came to the hospital and
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Have SPECIFIC qualities you want in a partner
Be very selfish with looking for those qualities
Only your emotions matter when you’re seeking life partner, not the other person.
Be more than happy to dump anybody if they don’t fit irrespective of how they feel
I’ve always wanted to know, as a man what’s the thought process for one to say this is the one I’m marrying.
This has really disturbed me for some time now.
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Chief, I don’t want it to look like I’m chasing you with takes upandan 😂 but na poor man pikin we dey talk o. I couldn’t invite anybody for my induction coz no funds and as soon as I graduated, they were expecting me to start sending money home as per you’re now a graduate
@duroteemy
@TheSagachristos
I don’t fully agree with you.
With the world we live in, you can do anything if you are smart enough.
If you get a 1st class in your degree, you can branch out of your discipline or even get fully funded M Sc and PhD scholarships anywhere in the world.
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…omo, poverty has sat me down on many Saturday Evenings. Kashamadupe 🙏
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The HRT culture in Nigeria is almost non-existent. Our mothers just wing their post-menopausal symptoms
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We don't go bald in my family. I'll repeat that, in my family, we don't have the gene for baldness
When y'all start walking around with your half plots, I'll be out here looking like your nephew.
Seriously can't wait for us to grow old so I can flex my full hairline on y'all😅
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..conversation, found a way to take the same taxi with me, and ended up following me home.
That might be normal to some people but for me at the time, it was magic. Getting premium babe on a platter was alien to me. These are things I only see in movies. 6/
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Omo, this story touch my marrow.
God himself would have to come down in all his glory, not leaving anything behind in heaven, to beg me and even then I would still leave this marriage.
The guy still waited for the children to arrive. He's a better man than me
His wife really let him down. How should he handle it and move on?
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To apply for these scholarships, you need money. There’s application fee in dollars before you can even get a scholarship. You fit no see no job for naija with your first class walahi. It’s mad out there. Medicine has a laid down path to drag you out of poverty
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The first week I arrived in Plymouth, the weather forecast for the next couple of days showed strong wind. Then after, I found some workers cutting down a big tree close to the road.
Reason- the tree might fall due to the forecasted wind and injure someone or even block the road
A solidarity walk and demand for Justice for Vwaere 😭😭😭😭
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Growing up, I’m always called Ugly but as man I no send anybody. However I can’t deny how I subconsciously adjusted my psyche to accommodate that fact
Doing that to a woman on a public platform which she identifies as her community? Let’s temper justice with mercy.
@Oluomoofderby
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For this thing ehn, I’m breaking it into 5 next. Elenu shipoti (nobody should translate for her pls). I’ve been cooking spaghetti before you were conceived🙄🙄.
Whenever
@UnusualMCM
breaks his spaghetti into three before boiling, I ask him why he doesn’t cook rice instead.
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Mark of Mark Angel comedy just said, on Teju babyface show, that at some point in 17/18, he was making between 250-400 thousand dollars per month. Two hundred and fifty thousand dollars per month. For 30 days.
Mama, skit making it is.
Burning my stethoscope & medical licence rn
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Not everyone being obtuse with the two spoons case and suddenly understanding with this banga issue😄
Before you say it, it’s exactly the same thing
“My friend took Banga Soup to my Husbands office without telling me”…
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My uncle is a retired Colonel.
He will say the worst Civilian govt is still better than the best Military govt.
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You continue to fight it until repeated exposure sensitizes your immune response to recognize it as self and wanes its attack.
For me it was on a fateful day when I went to the store to get some groceries. This lady saw me and acted like she saw Jesus. She then struck a… 5/
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I remember 2015 when we said if they don’t perform too, we would vote them out
We too rate ourself abeg 😅. APC showing us shege
Once Tinubu start that presidency, forget anything due process in Nigeria. Officially one party nation. The guy rules Cartel style
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Hear me out….
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I saw a patient recently that was scammed £15000 by internet fraudsters over the span of 2 years. Lonely and desperate for love. ‘Twas inheritance from her aunt. This yahoo thing, it’s affecting real people in real world. It’s not just some fugazi. Victims off themselves fr
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And he did it while being an IMT1 in one of the most busy regions in the UK.
IMT1 job is enough to drain anybody.
I’m in awe
@dr_arkad
🙇🏽♂️🙇🏽♂️🙇🏽♂️🙇🏽♂️🙇🏽♂️🙇🏽♂️🙇🏽♂️🙇🏽♂️
To put it into context
This guy did all of USMLE steps 1 and 2, and MRCP 1 and 2 within 12-18months. Not even counting researches.
It’s mental. He was so lean and cachectic at the time🤣🤣🤣
So happy it all paid off.
You inspire me like maddd
Collect your flowers abeg 💐💐💐
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This girl fine abeg 🙏
Person fine pass this one, e fit die😭
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I think the highlight for me today is my colleagues arguing with someone that has nudes as profile picture
Like whatttttttt????😂😂😂
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Calm down.
On our class page, if you talk like this, you’re being emotional. You’re suppose to be logical and help govt come up with solutions.
Awon weyrey 🥹
Right now, I wake up in the morning and curee for Tinubu and anyone who voted for him.
Can't lie, I am so tired.
This isn't living.
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