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this is me btw. when you're being mean to me, this is who you're being mean to
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holy crap i didn’t realize they were still making old-fashioned goons
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if you know what those bubbles indicate, you’ll see why there was no “grape juice” until 1869 😉
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the anti-wine ppl don’t want you to know this but God made the world very difficult to *not* make alcohol
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@205Lucho
grapes are really high in sugar so they’re a smorgasbord for little critters in the air. they eat the sugar & excrete, which is what the bubbles indicate — fermentation & the conversion of the sugar into alcohol. the way to stop this is pasteurization
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ppl are saying aeration my brother in Christ we can smell it through the screen 😂
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@bannythepenguin
the problem with your hypothesis is that the juices begin to ferment immediately. it’s simply how the world was created. the Hebrews did not practice pasteurization
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@nombregracios0
the process begins almost immediately, particularly in warm areas like the Mediterranean. you can even do the experiment for yourself (but don’t expect great wine from grocery store grapes 😉)
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Remember, anon, the libertarian only cares about his porn & weed. If you complain about immodesty in a “conservative” calendar then you’re no different to them than the Taliban.
ALL they care abt is gooning & getting high. They will *actively* oppose Christians fighting …
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i can’t speak a word of russian but my soul knows he’s telling us what happens when we piss off “the boss”
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@bannythepenguin
that’s not how fermentation works — fermentation is the process of bacteria converting sugar into alcohol. pasteurization is the process where you heat the juice in order to kill the bacteria, which stops the fermentation
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Remember that it was the libertarians & apo$tate chri$tian politician$ who objected most strongly when a Christian man tore down the altar to satan.
They’re not your neighbors, anon. All they care abt is the govt not regulating their porn & weed.
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My father passed away late this morning. Please keep him in prayer as well as my family
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@bannythepenguin
wild animals get drunk from fruit which has fallen from the trees & begins to “spoil” (ferment) all of the time. they frequently die of ethanol (alcohol) poisoning 🤷♀️
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there’s like 2 career paths for Slavic men — orthodox monk who can summon bears or henchmen who can chew thru metal
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Why would you think I’d be ashamed of my history, you Godless dog?
You’ve got a track record that reflects it.
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They won’t say Christian Right bc that would give away the game, anon.
This is the exact same play that the Grabblers use when they say opposing the perfidious evil of zionism makes us leftists.
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@bannythepenguin
take a bite out of an apple. how long does it take for the apple to start to oxidize? that’s the amount of time it takes to begin fermentation as well.
the reason we reject bruised apples at the market is bc that’s all it takes for the process to begin
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modern Christian music is absolutely terrible. Jesus is our King, not our boyfriend
Every regular guy in evangelical churches have been dying to say this for 40 years.
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You can tell it’s a fedop bc a group of conservative moms can’t even discuss children’s lit w/o antifa showing up, but here we have Extreme Neo-Nazis™ marching thru Madison of all places
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#BREAKING
: A Extreme Neo-Nazi Group, called the Blood Tribe, has been Spotted Marching on the streets carrying Swastika Flags
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#Madison
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#Wisconsin
Numerous witnesses have reported seeing a group of roughly two dozen individuals wearing full red shirts with black pants,
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“What do you mean I can’t do anything I want! I want to look sexy & have men lust after me! I’m a good Christian!”
I am once again begging women to stop making women look feeble-minded
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whatever you do anon, make sure that you stay atomized! don’t EVER be tempted to build networks or seek out the support of your own kind! it doesn’t matter that your ancestral enemies have built extensive networks of their own & arrayed them against you! FACE IT ALONE LIKE A MAN!
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they’re never not going to envision themselves as the plucky underdog rebellion or ragtag resistance movement, even when they control all levers of power.
She’s vice president of the United States there’s like one guy on the planet who could punch down on her and he’s a vegetable. Hope this helps!
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A couple months ago it was you need to compromise on infanticide, a couple of weeks ago it was you need to compromise on satanic altars, this week it’s you need to compromise on sexual degeneracy.
Tip for libertarians: We actually BELIEVE what the Bible says & will implement it.
Tip for Republicans:
If your team keeps losing, you need to make room for new players.
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Oh wow! Seeing ritualized male discipline is just like that movie where robots were depopulating humanity!
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@Sliggity_Dog
I think your side is doing a fantastic job of showing what y’all actually believe 👍
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@men_like_trees
That’s not the Blessed Virgin Mary. That’s St Catherine of Siena. She is portrayed with a crown of thorns bc in a vision she had, Jesus asked her if she would prefer a crown of gold (earthly wealth) or a crown of thorns (suffering for Christ). She chose the latter.
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The
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Catholic prayer app blocked me for raising awareness of their platforming of infanticide-enthusiast Liam Neeson
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>woman goes on mommy forums & catches a social contagion
>hubby finds out & is hurt bc she thinks of him as potentially abusive, the relationship can’t survive her secrecy
>this broad: clearly this is all her husband’s fault
I wonder if he will ever realise how much his reaction vindicated her
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our lives have been made ugly on purpose
American Art Nouveau cast iron radiator from c. 1900.
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1. You (a minor at 17yrs old) took out a (predatory) loan (bc you were told wo a uni education you’d end up a low status fry-cooking chud)
2. Pay it back (to the Christ-k*llers who designed this system of debt to enslave you as they have always done)
Man f*** them banks!
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I absolutely HATE that relics are being sold on Etsy. I don’t mean 3rd class relics
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not a single one of you is making a john wick reference. i’m not mad, just disappointed
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noooooooo! don’t throw me into the briar patch!! anything but that!!!
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mom’s bf sold your playstation?
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God punishes nations for human sacrifice & failing to acknowledge Him w wicked and/or female and/or foreign leaders, plagues, invasions, uprooting/displacing them, & giving them over to their vile sins
so yeah, getting the infanticide factories shut down is a priority
Imagine what a charmed uncomplicated life you must live for abortion to be your
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It would be great to have zero problems aside from "I might not be able to sleep with random strangers"
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My favorite bit of Conan stories is when he encounters cosmic horror or some inhuman weirdness & he’s just like “Nope! Don’t understand that, don’t need to!” & starts hacking 😂
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*extremely cinematic russian accent*: they call heem blubber yaga
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it’s good actually that Christians are alienating the Godless “ends justify the means” “c’mon bro just a little infanticide so we can win!” “muh free market & usury!” “porn is speech” set
Annnnnd that marks the end of the Conservative Movement I guess. My goodness. Off. The. Rails.
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All of this is true & none of it is antisemitic.
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this is real journalism
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There’s an awful lot of male pattern baldness in this all female event
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Alright, so He-Man’s mother is from Earth & on the Christmas special the characters acknowledge Christmas *by name* (as opposed to ‘winter festival’ or whatever heathen bullcrap) which MEANS that Eternia has at least partially been evangelized.
Skeletor & Hordak *also* …
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If I could ask for your prayers today, my knee/calf has me laid up
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But *At The Same Time* nitrogen gas is used to provide merciful so-called assistance in dying
Minute by gruesome minute: From his last words to the final horrifying spasm on his gurney, how America's first nitrogen gas execution saw killer Kenneth Smith thrash around while his wife wept during grisly 22-minute death in Alabama prison
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Goliath was not a “superior man”, he was a monster. The ancients understood him for what he was. King Saul was a seasoned warrior of remarkable height himself & he was terrified as were his forces. Goliath represented something outside of all *natural* hierarchy & humanity itself
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Ernie needs to repent
John needs to convert
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and yeah i cropped out her immodesty again. let the gooners seethe & rage
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not beating the “mentally like children” allegations any time soon
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It’s pretty obvious that one of us brings shame to his ancestors
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Oh yes. Saint Longinus belongs to us, not to your father (i don’t mean the one that left your mother, i mean your father the devil)
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What if I told you that you could get 20 of them for six bux?
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There’s a weird lack of agency that commie freaks believe in:
Women MUST kill babies
Blacks MUST be violent
Browns MUST invade
LMNOPedos MUST prey on children
No one is responsible for anything that they do. Everyone is mentally a child or animal animal behaving on instinct
Been seeing a lot of you morons lately
They could always just observe the obvious deterrent and not cross the border, but that’s not even a factor in your mind, is it. They simply *have* to cross.
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Leftist “christians” are always leftists *FIRST*.
I will gladly call the most anti-Catholic Reformist my brother and will accept whatever insult he misguided may offer 77 times as Christ requires,
Commie freaks *aren’t* Christians and they need to be spat out of congregations
You don’t have a “biblical worldview.”
You have a worldview shaped by your subculture’s interpretation of Christianity that’s shaped by whiteness, individualism, patriarchy, and capitalism.
Admit influences; purge bad ones; change systems.
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@profsamperry
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Oh you better BELIEVE I reported this crap! 🤬 Why in the WORLD would this kinda garbage show up in my wholesome & not at all freakish YouTube recs?!
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God created, in six days, a planet that appears billions of years old. In the same way He created a fully mature man & woman on the last of those days.
Genesis is true
Evolution is fake & gay
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i remember back when doctors tried to prevent depressed people from committing suicide
28-year-old Dutch woman decides to be euthanized due to crippling depression
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This is precisely why one can never have a right-wing movement of any sort divorced from Christ. You always end up back at progressive degeneracy, sodomy, & fornication 🤷♀️
Ma’am I bet it is easy for you to imagine forgiving a cheating man because your man is also imaginary.
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The Church doesn’t teach dispensationalism and never has. To pretend to Jews that their talmud is somehow a continuation of God’s covenant with them is the ultimate hatred of their ppl bc you’re damning them through indifference.
Stop it.
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The reason, of course, is bc the horror genre is inherently right wing. The villain represents punishment of transgressions (Jason, Grudge, Ring, Evil Dead) or embodies the horror of transgression (Freddy, Chainsaw, 1K Corpses).
I’d say that cosmic horror (Thing) …
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Look folks; if we don’t sacrifice babies the war god won’t give us victory, the earth won’t produce enough food, and the sun will scorch the land.
It’s settled science!
John Kirby goes on a minutes-long tirade trying to explain why abortion is necessary for military readiness.
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tomorrow’s gonna be physically brutal for me so spare a prayer or two 🙏
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“in order to have victory, you have to have some human sacrifice” - pagans then, pagans now
The abortion debate is on track to destroy the United States.
Because it takes Republicans out of the game and lets Democrats run their national suicide scheme.
Puts the batshit crazy Democrats in charge.
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I’m actually going to smack you if you pull this kind of crap when we’re out in public eating pizza
This "right" way of eating pizza is convoluted and stupid.
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Yes, in the Middle Ages all of the publishers of the KJV Bible were shut down and all copies removed from peasants’ homes at gunpoint
It’s fun to frolic in Imagination Land!
Dude they burned Christians at the stake, banned the Bible, brought in every evil pagan doctrine imaginable.
Put absolutely wicked popes on the throne. Tyranny unimaginable.
You people are delusional.
But ya, nice buildings- on the backs of selling indulgences to peasants smh
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Otters don’t approve of piercings. Pretty based
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And children being purchased by sodomites will never feel the calming presence of their mothers. The practice of surrogacy is inhuman and cruel to infants
Studies show that unborn babies are listening to their mothers talk during the last 10 weeks of pregnancy and at birth can demonstrate what they’ve heard.
An example is how their mother's voice and presence can be calming and soothing.
[📹 viicckkyyyy_]
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Objectively correct
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a “Catholic” app that blocked me on here for calling out their hiring of Liam ‘the dark ages is when you can’t murder Irish infants’ Neeson
it’s actually on-brand for BB to do this
Why is the Babylon Bee promoting a Catholic app?
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the reason we use Latin is bc the language is “fixed”. that is to say; unlike English where the meanings of words (awesome, incredible, terrific don’t actually mean “really good”) are still in flux, Latin words hold the same meanings today as they did a thousand years ago. —
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“is it still a sin if we got something good out of it?”
the answer is yes
My wife and I conceived our beautiful boy Atlas via IVF, is he an abomination to you?
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There is no way she made it to the altar unnoticed. She should have been stopped & dragged to the street before she even got close.
There’s no excuse for Christians who won’t raise a finger to stop these blasphemies.
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I honestly thought everyone was a 1 until whenever it was this showed up on the internet
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the left is a man doing an interview
the right is a woman doing a photo-shoot
(you’re *still* asking us which one is “prettier”, but you don’t realize that’s what you’re asking 🤷♀️)
There's a pretty easy way to figure this out: Which of these people is more manly?
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hey y’all please say a prayer for my mother’s mental wellbeing. she’s worked up abt the eye surgeries she’s going to need, grief abt my father, & a lot of mental/emotional stuff. it’s just a really rough time for her right now
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the replies here are why i’m so very grateful that Dune gatekeeps itself
“Guys, I’ve written a sci-fi novel called Dune. It’s full of strange new worlds, ships, and people. You’ve NEVER seen anything like it! Prepare to have your mind blown!”
“Cool! What’s the main character’s name?”
“Paul.”
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Say a prayer for my mother. She was going through old photos & it’s hard on her
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Good morning, frens! Happy Halloween! Halloween is a Christian holiday and ALWAYS was! LARPagan *reconstructions* of a pagan holiday that’s no longer celebrated are based on historical revisionism & creative anachronism/renaissance faire-style make-believe.
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