Satirical Chris ~ ⚛️Atheist Reverend⚛️
@FearlessExpress
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Argumentative theology & politics Junkie, Agnostic Atheist, Left Leaning Centrist, and Generally Detached Widow. I moonlight as a curmudgeon. Please no 🚫DMs
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Religiosity only survives through coercion.
They coerce us as children with threats of hell.
Now they make no ambiguous statement that they desire to coerce us by arm of the state by remaking the government into a theocracy under Christian sharia law. This is their stated goal.
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The reasons someone makes a healthcare decision
Are none of
Your fucking bidness.
Rape and incest
are not valid reasons
for abortion.
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She’s a fucking terrorist, not a hero.
So you support terrorism Matt. That’s what you’re saying.
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But you CAN be Catholic & a pedophile… apparently.
A Reminder:
You cannot be Catholic and be “pro-choice.”
You cannot be Catholic and support euthanasia.
You cannot be Catholic and encourage fathers leaving the family.
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Why the fuck should I believe it when you assholes lose every debate?
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You’re not imposing morality, you’re imposing RELIGION- which the government is FORBIDDEN from doing according to the first amendment.
Your comic is a garbage lie like most reichwing propaganda is.
Since the Ten Commandments are in the news, I made a new comic.
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That’s because bad weather actually exists.
Your Jesus? Not so much.
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Nobody owes your imaginary friend respect.
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Your faith is a pedophile ring unworthy of respect. Cope.
It’s insane how comfortable people have gotten disrespecting our faith
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Japan has one of the most atheistic populations on the planet & they don’t have a mass shooter problem.
You’re full of shit Kenny.
This country doesn't have a gun problem it has a sin problem which is a direct result of this country's rejection of God.
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Oh! The irony of this post depicting a torture inflicted by the church under the guise of delusion of persecution!
Bitch- you’re the ones who *invented* this torture method.
Would you get cut in half, or stop preaching the gospel?
A. Get cut in half
B. Stop preaching
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Oh please give me a break Eric my boy.
You DO NOT have any empirical evidence for the resurrection dipshit.
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Believing in magic to explain the universe is anything BUT rational chap.
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Do you think you can insult me by reposting my own photo braintrust?
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Let me simplify this for you.
Sin doesn’t exist.
God is imaginary.
Hope that helps.
Humans tend to label sin, from ok sins to terrible sins.
God hates all sin. That's the tweet.
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Dead. Just like every other dead person ever. 🙄🤷♂️
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Orthopedics is not healthcare because setting a broken bone isn’t a disease.
Yes, you are that stupid Bry.
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I’m so Tired of the Moral Argument
<thread 🧵>
“If you don’t believe in god, where does your morality come from?”
It takes a few forms & varies by iteration, but atheists get this one A LOT. Frankly, I get tired of explaining the facts about morality to adults like they’re 5.
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Ah yes- Passover.
The heartwarming story of how the Israelites painted their doors with animal blood so go would know which babies to kill.
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Here we go again kids. If you’ve been following me for awhile you know exactly what comes next.
The only appropriate response to someone claiming their god is not mocked is to ruthlessly & vigorously set about mocking that god. It’s science. We’re testing their hypothesis.
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Which would you prefer?
Bullshit or horseshit?
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Dear forced-birth Christians,
Get it through your thick skull that not everyone believes in your god. God is utterly irrelevant to the issue of bodily autonomy & policy.
The US is a pluralistic, secular nation, not a Christian one. Your religious opinions have no place in law.
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Empty threats is all they really have. 🙄
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Now do amputees.
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You don’t have to misrepresent Christianity to tear it down. All you have to do is quote the Bible. 🙄
Christianity is easy to tear down when someone is willing to misrepresent it.
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@Tony_owns_khabi
A tumor is just as alive as a zygote but I don’t see you crying crocodile tears over a lumpectomy.
I don’t GAF that it’s alive. That’s not in dispute here. What it doesn’t have are special rights to parasitize an I will host. Cope.
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If you could hurt my feelings over my festive beard pfp I wouldn’t use it.
Is it the beard that triggers you or just hair dye in general sweety?
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No, it isn’t.
The US has an explicitly secular government & rightly so.
Your myths have no place in governance.
America is a Christian nation — so why is it being run by people who deny the divinity of Jesus Christ?
It’s time to take back your government.
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What are you even fkn talking about dude? Many atheists are atheists precisely because they’ve read the fkn Bible. 🤨
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Maybe don’t stage an insurrection?
Your kid is a traitor. Now go be a sore loser & cry on your bud light maga moron.
UPDATE-
Jake was just released from doing two weeks in solitary last Monday, which were the worst conditions he has EVER been in, and then on Thursday, only 3 days after being released from the hole, 15 guards roughed him up, ripped him from his cell AND THREW HIM BACK IN
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What progress actually looks like. 👍
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Yeah, about that…
This is terrible advice because no matter how much faith you think you have or what those voices in your head are telling you (see paranoid schizophrenia) gravity will NOT spare you.
Don’t jump off cliffs just because the voice in your head says to.
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Christian: Thor doesn’t exist.
Me: What’s the fifth day of the week.
Christian: Thursday.
Me: Whose day?
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Shit that is never gonna happen for $1000.
We will NEVER submit to the
#ChristoFascism
you represent.
A lot of atheists attacking today . just so you know it doesn’t bother me at all. Praying you seek truth 🙏🏼
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I reject Christianity & it hasn’t turned me trans.
You’re not qualified to speak on what is or isn’t mental illness & your god is utterly impotent to help people suffering from it. ☝️
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These fools really think barking “Repent!” At an atheist is going to magically bring them around to their way of magical thinking. 😂
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Oh! Irony, thy name is Wendy!
Wendy here is exhibiting a bad case of projection, & he’s wrong. I don’t want to outlaw Christianity. It’s rendering itself irrelevant- I’m content to let it die & help it along by out reasoning it in the marketplace of ideas. As it should be.
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What a huge crock of bullschitt.
If you had to sum up the book of Revelation in one concise sentence, what would it be?
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They have deleted this tweet in the time it took me to come across it presumably because it has gone somewhat viral, but the sentiment is sound.
More Christians should get this through their heads, so I retweet it here with the OP identity withheld. What do you think?
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If you could embarrass me by my own PFP I wouldn’t use it braintrust.
Why do idiots think doing this is some kind of insult? You dumbasses do it *all the time* & not just to me.
I look awesome. Thanks for noticing.
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So… NONE of them. Glad you could clear that up for us. 🙄
We don’t hate your Christian god, we hate you Christians’ behavior. You exist, your god does not.
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I for one refuse to abdicate my
moral agency to the edicts of cattle sacrificing primitives from the Bronze Age.
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@JamesMuchLesser
Arson committed for ideological or political aims is aptly considered terrorism. ☝️
Clear enough for you? 🤨
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That’s because he was chap.
Nazism was a Christian Nationalist movement.
"Hitler was a Christian" is one of the core dogmas of 21st century atheism.
No amount of evidence can shake them of this devout belief.
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The only things required for sound moral judgement are empathy & reason.
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Happy Friday all you heathens, misfits, & normies!
Well, it is upon us again! Rapture Day! Jesus was supposedly supposed to return at midnight last night (nm the time zone), but as I check my feed this morning it seems it didn’t happen. I’ll try to contain my disappointment. 😒
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Need a laugh?
Changing the DNA in people will make them ineligible for salvation.
The reason is that they are no longer made in the image of God but have become a hybrid.
This is another one of Satan’s plans.
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They’re asking what I would do differently than the biblical god if I possessed his unlimited power.
Lemme see…
I would have outlawed slavery rather than condone & sanction it.
Probably would make it impossible for my spokesmen to abuse kids.
Oh goodness- this could be a list…
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“And here’s the part they used to justify the enslavement of our ancestors for centuries…”
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Morality has an evolutionary basis because empathy, a heritable trait, provides survival & reproductive advantage to social species who cooperate to survive.
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Atheist make up les than 1/10 of a percent of the prison population- less than their representation in the general population… but do go on & tell me how we’re the cause of all societal ills.
I’m sure you have data to back up this claim. You do, don’t you?
@Lilith_Atheist
It’s literally atheism
I can trace almost all the faults in our society to allowing atheism into the culture
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This is why we atheists are so apprehensive & outspoken about you Christians not having absolute control over our government. You don’t know how to reason these questions for yourself. All that is required to ground sound moral judgment is empathy & reason, & you lack both.
@FearlessExpress
Why ought one to think burning people alive is bad if it is subjective? You are merely asserting it’s wrong. But you are just some man who thinks it’s wrong but that doesn’t mean that I have to. My subjective morality thinks it’s ok
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No true Scotsman hates Haggis.
If you are a true Scotsman you love haggis.
If you don’t love haggis, you were never a true Scotsman. 🤡
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@swtdreams1007
@PastorJohnHagee
Hagee, Osteen, republicans etc et al are exactly the people Jesus was talking to when he called them hypocrites.
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@annbonemalone
@GOP
It would be funnier if it weren’t so terrifying, sad, & infuriating? 🤷♂️🤡🙄🤨🤔😂
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There is no heaven.
Reality.
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If the only problem the world is facing is a toilet paper 🧻 shortage, sure.
We’ll go with that.
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Threatening an atheist with hell is like threatening an adult with coal from Santa, but I get it- All you Christians have are empty threats.
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You live in a religiously pluralistic nation.
Tough shit you don’t want to share the sandbox with the kids of other mythologies.
Cope.
Would Islam welcome Christians into their countries?
We all know the answer.
We either stand up to Islam here in America or get taken over like London and Europe have.
Who feels the same? 🙋♂️
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@DiPolarPilot
If the the threat of damnation is what is keeping you from being a bad person, you’re not a good person. ☝️
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The addition of god to the moral question doesn’t make morality objective, it just changes the subject.
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That’s because atheists prefer complex but correct answers rather ones that are simple but WRONG.
Cope harder the world doesn’t fit in your biblical box of Bronze Age thought.
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@CNNPolitics
Translation: After failure to provide evidence the election was rigged, Trump attempts to rig the election.
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I can identify false prophets quite easily.
They’re ALL false.
You’re welcome.
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@Trad_Humanist
@melizzazino
@codeForTweets
@DoomScroling
Nobody has to live their life according to how you think they should.
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God is imaginary & irrelevant.
#BidenOnHisWorstDayIsBetterThanTrumpOnHisBest
“When God wants to judge a nation, He gives them wicked rulers”
- John Calvin
#BidenWorstPresidentEver
#TransInvisibilityDay
#TDOV24
#TDOV
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Truth doesn’t matter to Ken Ham though.
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This should be good.👍
Give me that bullet proof logic champ. Let’s hear it.
@FearlessExpress
@JesahiasNathan
@iamAtheistGirl
Basic logic can prove god exists in the span of a tweet.
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Listen Tom, can I call you Tom? Thanks Tom.
Preventing people from accessing abortion care IS slavery, Tom. Gestational slavery.
And Tom, fk all the way off & mind your own healthcare decisions. Thanks Tom.
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That shit ain’t up to you toots. You ain’t the coitus cops. GTFO of other people’s sex lives & mind your own.
If you’re not ready to have a child, don’t have sex.
It’s really that simple.
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Jealous of what!? Your delusions of grandeur? 😂
Dude we’re not jealous of you Christians, we’re annoyed with you. You’re insufferable self righteous busybodies with your nose in our personal lives & healthcare & we’d appreciate it if u’d fk off & take your imaginary god with u.
satans daughter.
I’ve noticed atheists are so jealous of Christians.
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A god that can’t be demonstrated scientifically is indistinguishable from one that does not exist.
If God could be proven by science, he would not be GOD and would not be worthy of praise and worship. Praise the LORD that HE is GOD ALMIGHTY!
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There is no such thing as a word from god. No one has ever heard a peep from god. All you have are chucklefucks like you quacks claiming to speak for god based on the paranoid delusions of a schizophrenic from the Bronze Age.
The battle isn’t over the evidence—it’s over the foundation for your worldview: God’s Word vs. man’s word.
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Nope.
NOBODY has rights to the usury of another person’s body.
Perish angry you don’t get a say in the healthcare decisions of other people zygote fetishist.
An unborn baby absolutely has a right to their mother's womb. Stay mad, baby killers.
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The epidemic of pedophiles isn’t exclusive to Catholicism. Your SBC has plenty of them too.
It appears that they gravitate towards clergy & positions of trust & authority in both.
Incidentally your god is conspicuously absent to do a damn thing to prevent abuse.
There’s a reason that the Catholic Church is filled with homosexuals and pedophiles who molest little boys…This is happening because the institution denies the necessity of the new birth.
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This one struck me so funny this morning.
As if god has EVER made a claim & it wasn’t just some guy claiming to speak for god.
Not only that, but scientifically the Bible is a clown show. Science demolishes biblical claims particularly claims to cosmology.
Poor deluded Scot.😂
@FearlessExpress
There has never been a claim God has made that science has refuted,
if you did your research you would find that our solar system and planets around us are fine tuned - designed.
Science understands less than 4% of the universe, and is wrong 98% of the time and changes daily
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@Indabuilding06
Pascal’s wager was a weak argument in the 1600’s & it hasn’t gotten stronger with time.
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Terrific question! Allow me to posit a hypothesis. <Thread 🧵>
If evolution is true, the creation story in Genesis is false- it never happened.
If Genesis is false, there is no such thing as original sin.
Why does the mere mention of Evolution agitate so many theists?
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If the only problem the world has is a lack of toilet paper?
Sure. We’ll go with that. 🙄
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Atheism is NOT a truth claim & has no ideology at all, much less moral declarations. I love the subtle implication that atheists have no morals; your bigotry is delicious. Most atheists are secular humanists; premise rejected. 🙄
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@GOP
Stop pretending you care about the economy of working class people; four decades of failure to improve their lives proves you don’t. 🤡🤡🤡🤡
Why don’t you go propose some more tax cut$ for your wealthy donor$? 🤡🤡🤡🤡
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I love the irony of a Christian losing the argument by projecting their own inadequacies.
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That’s because it doesn’t take much effort to debunk creationist bullshit.
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You can’t both be right, but you can both be wrong.
Personally I think the “my god can beat up your god” argument is definitely a winner & you guys should keep going with it.
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