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Wishy-washy pinko liberal (small l) Formerly #BlockedByKirsch Hants, DC, NJ, Cheltenham, London, Bristol
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I have a new litmus test
Anyone who quotes Dowd’s crap EW cancer report seriously is not credible
Dowd’s assumptions shown dotted below
Dowd. Ignorance or fraud? You decide.
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Britain
2012 - so much to be proud of
2022 - so much to be ashamed of
What went wrong?
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All I can say is try not to get ill (from any cause) or have any kind of an accident for the next couple of months or so.
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Once again but LOUDER
This time the increase in cases is definitely not being driven by an increase in testing
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I will survive?
"Go on now, go, walk out the door
Just turn around now
'Cause you're not welcome anymore"
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@AdamBienkov
He could start by axing the Minister for Brexit Opportunities and re-deploying his staff to something useful
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Rees-Mogg you tosser. Just how much Civil Service time did you waste on your pointless and narcissistic little consultation? And you, always pontificating about Civil Service waste.
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Is merging classes the stupidest idea the Government has come up with so far?
There’s a lot of competition
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At first I though this was just a link to the survey on imperial units I completed months ago.
Turns out to be a new one.
Perhaps Rees-Mogg didn't like the answers he got first time round.
Please complete. And spread the word.
Closes 11 pm 26/08
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I believe this is an important message. Please R/T if you agree.
If you are CEV and about to go away for Easter, please..
TAKE SOME NHS-SOURCED LFD TESTS WITH YOU
I understand that you won’t be able to register a bought test to trigger an NHS response
@sajidjavid
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Extraordinary 1
Pushing the gender files to the limit and only excluding last 2 days
London 20-24 + 94%, 25-29 +90%. Together more than ½ of extra London cases
Stop those freaking office parties now. WFH. Masks everywhere.
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Oh dear.
@stkirsch
has made an absolutely basic programming error.
He’s only gone and counted people twice.
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If I've got this right, Johnson had a drink or two at Lee Cain's leaving do before conducting an important interview during the ABBA strategy meeting.
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Oh dear
@stkirsch
you really should have age stratified or age standardised before opening your big mouth and putting you foot in.
↙️ Kirsch’s all-age mash-up
↘️ Same data but age-standardised
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It's official.
Steve Kirsch cannot explain lower than expected mortality rates in the fully-vaccinated.
In his own spreadsheet.
It's official. My good "friend"
@UncleJo46902375
is speechless. He cannot answer my simple questions without admitting the New Zealand data shows the vaccines are killing people.
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Remember when the told us children seldom catch COVID?
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@MinzylikesJazz
@jonsopel
In fairness, the BBC isn't exposing the egregious lies told by Truss and Coffey yesterday either
So it isn't just pro-Trump bias
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The BBC's role in Operation Save Big Dog is to publish articles implying COVID has been defeated
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Congratulations to the new MP for Southend East after her impressive victory over the Spoiled Ballot Paper Party
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Does anyone know if
@10DowningStreet
still believes that the
#ImmensaScandal
didn’t result in many extra cases in the South West?
@StroudCorona
@ArtySmokesPS
@fascinatorfun
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Just thought I’d check out how herd immunity was working out in school children.
Nope. No correlation.
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@1goodtern
They hold the view that being repeatedly infected is good for you.
Just as being repeatedly hit over the head would protect you from concussion.
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Well I listened to Kirsch’s echo chamber.
And he lied.
If you use his spreadsheet to look at one 10 year age band, then his safety signal disappears.
It only shows up if you merge age bands. And that’s due to Simpson’s paradox.
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Well this is curious.
In the latest
@stkirsch
survey, the largest number of vaccine-related deaths occurred in unvaccinated households.
A couple of possible explanations.
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Admissions up 30% week on week across England.
Beds up 17%.
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Christmas 1/4
Looking at older age bands, there appears to have been a steep increase in new cases over Christmas.
The last 2 days shown below may increase as further samples are processed.
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Thread. Is “turbo-cancer” a thing?
No.
End of thread.
But a few notes.
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There are no handrails or access to the roof of the Bibby Stockholm so I assume the outdoor exercise area is limited to the 2 central light-wells which I scale at about 25m x 9m each.
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Just how bad does a paper have to be to be retracted by Cureus?
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@ABridgen
Your source has forgotten a little thing called the denominator.
If only you spent 5 minutes checking before tweeting.
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Good grief
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I’ve just watched it yet again and I have to say that the people who prepared the MOAR video are simply evil.
To those involved in the NZ rollout I say – please try to ignore it, they have twisted and distorted the data till it bears no relation to reality.
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Posted at 2 in the morning my time.
Demonstrating the old adage that a lie can travel half way round the world before the truth has got its boots on.
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@TheJimMurray
@SouthernWater
Presumably Southern deployed that rather ineffective looking boom which is tacit acknowledgment of a problem.
Looks like there is plenty of room for a proper SuDS solution.
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@stkirsch
Everyone is 2 years older, there are a fair number of elderly and 2 years takes most to the middle of winter.
Do you expect people to live forever?
So you counted the wrong number in Excel?
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The star may not be much of a newspaper
but every now and again, it hits the spot
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Goodbye 2021
I just hope we don't end up looking back on you with fondness
But with this shitty government anything is possible
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Why does John Campbell always ignore population growth and aging when he quotes excess deaths?
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New Zealand. Omicron case from UK completed 7 days of managed isolation with 3 negative tests then tested positive 9 days after arrival.
>=10 days after infection?
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@JuliaHB1
@Saffiya_Khan1
@UkTruth2020
@Jinx_OliveEater
Hi Julia.
Hope this helps.
6 out of 10 excess deaths in 2023 involve COVID.
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@martinedwards29
@chrischirp
Rates appear to be falling in London, especially in children and young adults. But not for the over 50s.
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Bugger
Forgot to claim my $250,000
Oh dear.
@stkirsch
has made an absolutely basic programming error.
He’s only gone and counted people twice.
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Solved the mystery of Barry’s numbers.
He’s only included people who didn’t subsequently have a dose from another batch. So lots of survivors excluded from his numbers.
But I can now identify the 152 people who died from Batch 1 only.
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One of the unforeseen consequences of the pandemic is that I can no longer bear to watch a rerun of any documentary featuring the coast guy.
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@edwinhayward
From memory, UK certifiers used to earn £1-2 billion pa from 3rd countries to certify products for the EU market. All gone now.
BSI and Lloyds Register have beefed up their Netherlands subsidiaries to continue to handle long term clients.
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@MarinaPurkiss
Looks as if he didn't even realise what he was proposing was wrong until it was pointed out to him.
His Eton housemaster was right.
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@DailyMailUK
commissioned Savanta to carry out a poll on the Rwanda proposal
But YouGov carried out a poll on this subject, probably on the same day, with completely different results
SV 47% for, 26% against, 27% other
YG 27% for, 35% against, 23% other
What’s going on 1/7
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Is that all you’ve got Steve?
Whatever happened to “debate me”?
Well this is curious.
In the latest
@stkirsch
survey, the largest number of vaccine-related deaths occurred in unvaccinated households.
A couple of possible explanations.
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It could be worse
If Thérèse Coffey was Secretary of State for Transport, she would be advocating the repeal of the seat-belt legislation and for people to be able to carry out and sign off their own DoT tests.
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Or as Jacob Rees-Mogg would say
“They’re now British turds and they’re better and happier turds for it.”
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PCR Test Reporting 1/4
In theory, the majority of new cases should be reported within 5 days of the specimen date; that assumption underpins the reported rolling rates and the interactive map.
But in recent days, increasing numbers have not been reported until day 6 or 7.
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Disinformation from the guys who stole the New Zealand vaccination data.
Here’s some right tosh from Kirsch about dose 1.
But..
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Well this is odd
@ClareCraigPath
draws a conclusion from some erroneous date.
I point out the errors & draw the correct conclusion but she says I can’t do that.
For doing what she did but with the correct data.
Is there one rule for her and another rule for the rest of us?
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Hey
@stkirsch
< Your plot of deaths all aged 70+ following dose 1. Days [690-720] 70 deaths per week
> Your plot of a subset of those aged 80+ following dose 1. 78 deaths per week in that period
How’s that even possible?
Do you have negative deaths in ages 70-79?
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I do hope they bring back 1" to the mile OS maps.
It's so much easier to do the mental arithmetic at a scale of 1 to 63,360 than at 1 to 50,000.
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This analysis by Alegria has been touted by
@DowdEdward
and others but contains a fundamental flaw.
TDLR all his figures for 2021 and 2022 are false.
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I'm old enough to remember when the Times and Sunday Times were newspapers .
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Funny old world.
Admissions up 24.8%
Beds up 15.9%
Critical care bed up 15.3% (bit of a step in the last 3 days)
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@BBCLauraKT
Accidentally?
He's focused on the leadership not a GE
He's got 2 years to lie his way out
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The Mail says we should drop partygate and focus on the really important issues facing the country -
like slagging off Harry and Meghan
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@MarkWar16520311
AVPS
Knowing an anti-vaxxer increases your chance of a vaccine injury by a factor of hundreds.
Best way to stay safe is to avoid anti-vaxxers like the plague.
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What does this even mean?
A. The Trust regrets disliking our nation.
B. It is regrettable that the Trust dislikes our nation.
C. Rees-Mogg is a complete and utter tosspot.
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@chrischirp
Perhaps the most significant thing in this week's CIS is the rise in prevalence in the 70+ age band. The confidence intervals for this band are reasonably tight.
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Honoured to be made this list but since I am
#BlockedByKirschI
’m not sure what the point of his post is.
Some odd Nuremberg 2 enthusiasts now popping up all over my timeline though.
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@chrischirp
Fingers crossed for you and your mother
The antivirals not prescribed at weekends comes as a shock. So many relying on antivirals.
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Terrifying that Rees-Mogg could be in charge of Business, Energy and Industrial Strategy
In 7 months he has failed to find a single substantive Brexit opportunity
Brexit is shite but there must be something
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@MrsNigel
Not sure
Johnson may have moved on himself
You know what he's like
Nads is probably on tenterhooks
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IT’S A MIRACLE
According to
@sco0psmcgoo
���s spreadsheet, unvaccinated New Zealanders are rising from their graves
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@thereal_truther
@MauritzPreller
@MongolFier6
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Truss would have to be very, very stupid to call a general election any time soon.
So perhaps there's hope of that happening.
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@amandajplatell
This is an issue about which anybody associated with the Daily Mail should be very, very careful what they say.
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Simpson’s paradox or as I prefer to call it, Kirsch’s Conundrum
I have a demo data set loosely based on the NZ data but with 3 broad age bands only
Individual curves A, B and C are fine but when combined there’s a scary peak at week 26
Denouement on next post then explanation
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And here’s what batch 10 really looks like.
Bear in mind that with 80% of doses administered in August 2021, there is bound to be a strong seasonal pattern.
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@attorneygeneral
@Telegraph
So.
Basing policy on whether or not you think you can get away with it.
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1/2. Huge lag on reporting in London with 11.2% of cases reported tonight being for samples more than 5 days ago. Was 4.2% last night.
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I don't think Grant Shapps has declared for anyone yet
So that's 4 votes going begging
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@thehistoryguy
In the ONS detail data, only 2,489 gave their religion as Druid, the most British religion of all.
On the other hand, 73,737 claimed to be pagans. Presumably they are the descendants of Anglo-Saxon and Danish economic migrants who arrived illegally by small boat.
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@stkirsch
Oh look.
Kirsch has unblocked me in order to post a sarcastic comment.
I mainly used his spreadsheet.
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Looks like
@stkirsch
is running out of steam on the NZ data. His latest newsletter is extremely lame.
First he repeats this tired old meme.
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More details here, except the Home office plan to house 500 refugees in a space currently configured for 222.
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Why does Laurence Fox exist?
It's a fair question.
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@stkirsch
Hi Steve
This is your spreadsheet except I have added a column for each age band and used your formula to calculate the MRs then used ESP2013 to calculate the ASMRs.
Yes it is that bloody simple.
But you won’t like the answers.
ps Time zones.
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@AllisonPearson
View of the Gibraltar First Minster
“Hugh Elliot is a committed patriot and a friend of Gibraltar'
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@fascinatorfun
What's fascinating is that Johnson obviously saw nothing wrong with gifting his latest squeeze a taxpayer-funded sinecure.
He didn't even realise it might attract criticism until advised.
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