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@UncleBuckbreak
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I'm your Huckleberry The $17 Kid
Minnesota
Joined July 2024
This is what a blue state looks like apparently
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This is the most reddit war in the history of our species.
Me liking every Palestinian Miku art so the Israeli Miku keeps getting ratioed
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Why is Muhahar trying to explain what it's like being hated for your race on Twitter. You're not special dude
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women threatening sex strikes like LMAO as if you have a say.
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Call me unamerican all you want, but pre sliced bread was one of the most stupid ideas we ever had.
How a bread slicer works in French Lidl supermarkets . [πΉ Vergil Santos].
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@ParasiteX_369 For few decades at least until they renetwork how they traffick drugs and 3rd worlders.
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Apparently it cost the hospital about $10,000 give birth to me. Thirty years later, I'm worth about $17
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My grandpa would fucking shoot me and tell my mom to start over.
Seeing people treat their grandmothers like this really hurts. I miss my grandma, man.
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Usually YouTubers are edgy and become little bitches like idubbz, but what is THIS.
Tobuscus is swinging his diamond sword on the timeline
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"Did you hear Trump wants the Epstein list leaked? Finally, right?". Celebrities:
π¨BREAKING: Robert De Niro and Bruce Springsteen say they are leaving the United States now that Donald Trump will be President. What's your reaction?
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@tertium365 All you have to do is go to Minneapolis after driving through the red parts to get there and immediately notice the culture shock. That little blue bubble is a garbage chute, their voters are objectively worse people with worse values.
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When you accidently skip a cutscene.
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@ZAPkingstream Because Democrats literally signed a bill that used tax money to pay people from Somalia to move to the capital since 2008 when the place stopped being enjoyable to visit. I manage security there and have to deal with it daily.
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It scares me how Asians hate black people more than us . They hardly have any skin in the game
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!! YEESSSSSS!!!
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Shoot your shot
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We will not make the same mistake as Peanut
People are so mad at the election that they actually want a baby dwarf hippo dead, let that sink in.
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How do I ask my gf to stop uploading pictures to Facebook. Two people already doxxed us with reverse image search
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Fool me once shame on you. Fool me twice eat shit you dirty n. FOOL ME THRICE
PRESSURE POINT: Trump rejects the eye-for-an-eye approach and reveals what he's seeking from those who wronged him instead. Read the president-elect's exclusive interview with FOX News Digital.
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@DocStrangelove2 As an animator I can actually answer this question. Pulling your arm further looks like you are working with more firepower for some reason. Ejecting the casing has to be obnoxiously loud though
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HOLY SHIT MY FAVORITE SEASONAL DESSERT AT THE BAKERY WAS SOLD OUT AND MY EMPLOYEES HAD THE WHOLE TRAY WAITING AT MY DESK
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If one more person posts that stupid fucking tribal dance in a court room
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They went from wanting Democracy to a Fascist Dictatorship in the span of 24 hours
@Ursen_ I think only DC should be able to vote because theyre the capital.
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Everybody take a moment to look at this fat fuck . Thank you
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Everyone saying "going back to bed" shovel that shit so you don't die you southern morons.
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Relaxing your jaw helps
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These memes are fucking killing me, I'm gonna go watch blade runner with the boys before have a hernia laughing
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Bridging Michigan and Wisconsin would immediately be used for drunk drag racing, and jousting on trucks.
why donβt they just make a bridge here? it would be so much quicker to go from cihago to detroit
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To all the haters that made fun of him for bringing flowers to a date. Get mogged by chivalry
The date went well!! Was very nervous and probably shouldnβt have posted about it on socials haha but blown away by the support, thank you!. Would never had thought even a few months ago Iβd have the confidence never mind the right mental health to go on a date. We keep battling,
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Imagine two people were speaking a foreign language, said your name, and everyone started laughing. How was he supposed to react lol.
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1st amendment is when I can say whatever I want to other people's children alone in a room without being asked to leave the property
why are the biggest defenders of the 1st amendment against the first amendment.
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@usermooseontwt Adults saying "He was lucky" after a boy was raped has been a problem since I can remember.
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My dad who took the π and all the boosters just got COVID for the 3rd time
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@YoungMOOBY Why doesnt it bother him when it happens to us. Oh because we dont have a mental health crisis over it.
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Believing women is why so many of you are on antidepressants.
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Shinzo Abe will parry a third bullet
Remember, they can still kill him.
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If I call myself Muslim but I practice maybe 1% of their beliefs, am I a Muslim?. Or are actions necessary to have a respected title?.
Joe Biden was Americaβs first Catholic Vice President lol.
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Literally 100% of illegals commit crime
@inviteonlyceo @IDoTheThinking Immigrants, including "ilegal" asylum seekers, commit less crime per capita than natural born citizens.
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I told Scunny's mom today that she looks hot today (because she is) and she threw a 300mph orange at my ear and started giggling all happy. Why does her bloodline express flattery by going gorilla mode
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Welcome to the Security Guard life, $16/hr Kid
Nice, this work site seems to have excellent reception so I can shitpost all day.
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>makes false statement. >Someone politely adresses misinformation with information. >"Oh". How did normal people 10 years ago do this?
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Can you pickle your girlfriend if you switch her bath water with vinegar? I love pickles
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Elon, can I please go back to being shadowbanned
@UncleBuckbreak @the_selmon Are you so all so dumb to believe Trump's entourage will not censor art like they clearly stated in Project 2025?.
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I just found out the "make me a sandwich" command actually works on women. She even remembered the pickles
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what do you want for breakfast. "Chicken wings". Very funny, how about an omelette. "I want chicken wings"
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It gave my hand pickle jar wounds
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@tertium365 Imagine if the planet was a democracy where strangers in China and India governed your every day life.
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I just found out today that the voting booths are like buffets, You could just keep coming back . Some guy tried stopping me so I killed him and the police congratulated me because that was illegal what he did . The are currently buying me Culver's and making me sit in a room
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Most uninteresting person on the internet today award.
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Imagine a country that was never great being better than you.
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Wife found the Gatling gun in my browser history and deleted cowboy games off my hard drive . I'm literally like John Marston right now when he had his family abducted, wow
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Does anybody else hit their wife for not cutting off the crust
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What an insufferable time to be alive
You don't owe your parents shit, they owe everything to you.
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Because I'm racist, why tf do you think.
Cause Iβm black and black people can say nigga. Now whatβs your excuse white boy
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Touhou Project started in 1996. Nobody fucking talked like this in 1996.
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Then she's not a 10.
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Why do zoomer employees get so mad at me when I tell them to take pride in their work. I think it sounds a lot nicer than calling them a waste of space and money
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It's not really racist to find another person's features unattractive, you aren't entitled to anyone's lust lol.
Racists love dark skinned characters as long as they have absolutely no traits that could come off as black and could also pass as βwhite person with a tanβ.
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Whites are more of a minority than Asians, they outnumber us 5-1 lol. Black people have to stop messing with them before they find out White people were their only friends In hindsight
@UncleBuckbreak Asians get so much hate/racism from blacks despite also being a minority. They are already xenoaidia, then heard that blacks were bad/animal-like, only for them to meet them irl,and it wasnβt exactly a made up stereotype (more of a reputation if anything). They know without guilt.
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Ladies and gentlemen. I finally made it to the "bought his likes" club
@UncleBuckbreak Less than 500 followers. This dude bought his likes.
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I had to look up what this was and it was the least sexy position I could have imagined. And I used to make up positions where you go cowgirl and throw yourselves down a flight of stairs, letting gravity piston you.
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My wife is not some whore who climaxes at any cheese, you may only fascinate her with the finest of cheeses
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For a while I started a collection of commies breaking their door for a funny post someday, but I forgot what the punchline was
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BREAKING:. The Council Of White People has declared "We will no longer call wet backs 'Latinx' for not fucking us this election". However the founder has not confirmed what will happen for the next slur Progressives accidently come up with
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"oh boy a severe Thunderstorm. You should make an immigrant pick you up a pizza". -Kyouko Fumo
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Doctor says I don't have to wear my arm brace anymore, I'm going to fuck Minneapolis up
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Trump actually has 35 felonies after letting me use the drive-thru without a vehicle
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Every year it is tradition to kidnap an entire reservation full of Indians and make them enjoy thanksgiving feast at my grandpas house
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Random crime and uncivilized behavior doesn't make a group scary, it's civilized people who can organize and calculate their next bloodbath that should scare you . Whites and Asians made their point they can be the most violent when pushed around too much
@tkfm1896 Check this guy's replies lol. He is beefing with Mexicans about who is more violent between mexicans and black people.
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Scunny thinks I'm jealous because she called the Christmas charity lady at the grocery store hot, and Idk how to tell her that was my 50yo aunt
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Scunny asked why I have an entire sketchbook full of frogs wrestling
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I'm the single person who voted 50.
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I have finally beaten the pickle jar allegations.
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I keep forgetting to like replies lately. I hate so much how we accepted the like button as this symbol that you are on friendly terms, and if I don't participate people think I'm being a spaz IM NOT I JUST ASSUME WE ARE ON GOOD TERMS BY DEFAULT HOW CAN Y
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Trans healthcare has a death rate over 40% . Inside the psych ward has about a 0% death rate . If you care about your sibling who is already attempting self harm, then give him actual healthcare until he is mentally stable again.
@DramaAlert I'm probably going to lose my sibling over this ban. They're already self harming and recently overdosed over lack of healthcare. It has been years and years of consistent begging, then right as I was about to help, I'm told I legally can't. Their new "therapy" has been tried.
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How did 6 of you think this was me . I am not "Buckwheat" I am Buckweet.Ace security Guard.The $17 kid.Tio Rubio El Gringo .Un Pedazo de Mierda
@x5jailed_k03B01 @Rothweisse @UnclBuckweet @UncleBuckbreak I am the true only buckwheat. All others are imposter's. I say so.
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