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Gentleman, lawyer and girl dad extraordinaire, Raptors and Lions fan. Video game nerd ๐ค and seasoned lego builder. All good vibes are my own. Kindness matters!
Alberta Canada
Joined December 2007
I will never understand people who expend energy to tear another person down. Especially when itโs infinitely more gratifying to build someone up. People do not understand the power and impact their words can have. If you donโt have anything nice to say? Shut. The. Fuck. Up.๐ค.
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@RobertBaptista3 @KingCossIII @HoopMixOnly I am 100% sure he had it circled on his calendar too ๐.
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@carmeIodrama โItโs not Americaโ may be the biggest pro for coming here tbh. This dude not read the actual news of whatโs going on down there?.
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I feel sorry for anyone who thinks โsexyโ has a damn thing to do with body type ๐ค๐.
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ALMOST slept through my salon appointment this morning! Thank goodness they also have a wake up service ๐คจ๐ฅฑ๐
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Ready to leave this white cold nonsense behind. Maui here we come! โ๏ธ๐ด๐น
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When I agreed to this adulthood thing, I was led to believe there would be way more sex and far less crushing pressure and anxiety ๐คจ. But yay for drugs and alcohol ๐๐บ. Happy Friday! ๐ป
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Hot tub PAR-TAY! ๐ Happy weekend Twitter people ๐๐ท
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Frigโฆ itโs been a rough few days ๐. Havenโt been feeling myself, physically or mentallyโฆ. But boy does it feel good to get some sunlight to recharge the batteries. Food for the soul โ๏ธ. Happy Sunday! ๐
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And he puzzled for hours, til his puzzler was soreโฆ And maybe, he thought, this man cold he hadโฆ was a little bit more. ๐๐ค
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If you were murdered and you could assign any tv detective in your will to find your killer, who would you pick?. Respond with a gif.
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If you see this. QT with a picture where you think you look cool ๐ค
If you see this. QT with a picture of where you think you look cool ๐ค
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30 & up, drop a pic w/ your age. 44
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Last day in paradise ๐ข๐ดโ๏ธ. Ohโฆ and happy thigh Thursday! ๐๐
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These carrots better not be smart and/or funny as well ๐ณ๐คจ
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B&W bandwagon
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Eight is great! Happy birthday to this sweet toothed ๐ญ๐ฌ, super sensitive and caring girl!!! ๐ฅณ๐. Hard working, determined and always there to greet me with a hug when I need one. Love this girlie! ๐๐ฅฐ
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Back in the office today (booo!!!) after a very busy Saturday and a certain little princess winning a silver medal ๐ฅ๐คฉ in her first competition! . Also managed to make a bit of moolah after a 3rd place poker finish, although I was falling asleep by the end ๐ฐ๐ฅฑ. Happy Sunday!
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Without a doubtโฆ I have never worked as hard in my life as I have the past month. Iโve learned a lot about myself and what I can do๐ช. But most of all, Iโve learnedโฆ. โฆthat I no longer want to be a lawyer when I grow up ๐ค๐ฅบ๐
. Happy whatever day it is ๐คช๐ตโ๐ซ
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Far too much to do on this lovely Saturday, when Iโd rather be eating sugary cereal and watching cartoons ๐คจ. Gentle reminder, as fun as the holidays can be, they can also feel heavy, and more so for some. So be kind! And say hello to friends you know, and everyone you meet ๐ถ๐ฅฐ
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I just finished the biggest project Iโve ever worked on, and at no time did I ever think I was capable of doing it๐
. But I was, and I did it well๐ช. So donโt let anyone deter you, especially yourself, because that guyโs a jerk๐คจ. And because you can. And you will. Yay Friday!
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@ask_aubry 90% of women being only attracted to 10% of men? Firstly, no. Secondly, I wonder if the reason might be the 90% of menโฆ ๐ค. No, it must be the women! ๐คฆโโ๏ธ
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A day of rest! Sort ofโฆ. Light snow and a lake view make for a beautiful and easy morning, minus the shovelling ๐จ๏ธโบ๏ธ. And Willow does a good job modelling the โmuppet doing cocaineโ look ๐คช๐. Happy Sunday ๐๐
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Happy, happy birthday to this special girl! She has brought so much happiness and love to my girlsโฆ and maybe a wee bit to me as well ๐๐ฅฐ. Happy birthday Willow! ๐ฅณ๐๐ฆด
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No face thread ๐ถ
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Tough to leave paradise, but boy howdy did I miss this girl! And seeing all the excitement when she reunited with the kids ๐ฅน๐ฅน. Itโs good to be home, and sheโs a good puppers, thatโs for sure ๐๐งก
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Wellโฆ that was certainly a week ๐๐คช. Happy weekend, you beautiful humans! ๐ฅ๐
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Overwhelmed and humbled at all.the birthday love yesterday (and today)! . Loved seeing so many familiar names and faces pop up and wish me well. This old guy appreciates it ๐ฅฐ๐
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Wasnโt feeling very good about myself last week. Sometimes it can feel like the sky is falling and thereโs no hope. And you rely on the kindness of others to give you strength. Lots of super people out here. Fighting, living life and building others up. So, thank you ๐๐ฅฐ
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QT with your favourite summer photo โค๏ธ
QT with your favourite summer photo โค๏ธ
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Mele Kalikimaka! ๐๐ดโ๏ธ. I hope everyone e has a wonderful Christmas Day! ๐ฅฐ๐
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Stressed out. Tired. Overwhelmed ๐. I did take some time for a mid day adventure with Willow. It was energizing ๐๐ณโ๏ธ. Back at it tomorrow ๐ช
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Last pic of you, no cheating
Last pic of you, no cheating
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Oh greatโฆ it looks like at least one of my kids is a pervert ๐คจ๐๐
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Was up far too early this a.m.๐๐. Happy Saturday! โ๏ธโ๏ธ
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Just go ahead and etch it on my tombstoneโฆ โโHe forgot his coffee at homeโ ๐คฆโโ๏ธ๐คจ. Happy Tuesday thatโs totally going to feel like a Monday! ๐๐ช
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Great, now Iโm going to need puppy cuddles EVERY Thursday ๐คจ๐ฅฐ
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Drop a picture of you wearing glasses ๐ค
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44 ๐ช๐
I've done this before, but as it's a slow Sunday I'll play. 51.Keep the train moving. QT a pic with your age.
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QT with your B&W ๐ค
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Busy, productive morning getting ready for an equally busy day and week. ๐ช. Mature enough to do food prep, immature enough to giggle every time I write the word โbreastโ. ๐คญ. And finally some consistently nice weather โ๏ธ๐๐ฅฐ. Happy Sunday! ๐
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What did you look like in 2014?. Daddy daughter date ๐ฅฐ๐ฅน
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QT with your age - 44. (Willow will be 1 on Thursday ๐ถ๐)
QT with your age - 51 in 2 weeks' time. Nothing's fallen off yet. ๐คฃ
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This week is dragging on and me along with it. My body is here, my heart might still be in Hawaiiโฆ and my brain is likely somewhere in between ๐คช. Happy Thursday! We are almost there ๐๐
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This is it. ๐ฏ.
no matter how educated, talented, rich, or attractive you believe you are, how you treat people ultimately tells all.
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QT a photo of you wearing a hat.
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Proud of your age? Post a picture and tell us your true age. Rock that shit. 44* ๐. *Maturity level does not reflect actual years.
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The hardest part about parenting is teaching your kids about sharing when they ask to play with your stuff ๐ค๐คจ๐. Happy Saturday!
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Iโve been trying to listen to my body more and while I should be back in the office today, my brain needs a break. And stuff around the house is piling up too. So Iโm ready for a mindless day of chores and catching up on podcasts. First upโฆ a neglected kitchen๐. Happy Saturday!
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Drop a pic of you, that could be an album cover ๐ถ
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๐๐.
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Fresh haircut and a visit with one of my favourite humans, all in one. Feeling happy ๐๐
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Happy International Womanโs Day to all the strong and elegant women out here ๐ช๐. I am thankful for you, for the paths you pave and for being excellent role models. And I am proud to be able to help raise the next group of powerful and compassionate women! ๐ฅฐโค๏ธ. Girls rule! ๐ค๐
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Let's see a pic of you in a suit or dress.
Let's see a pic of you in a suit or dress.
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I solemnly swear that I wish I was up to no good, but alasโฆ. Happy Sunday!
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All of it โค๏ธ๐ฅฐ.
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This guy always had a smile on his face, a corny joke to tell and never allowed a bad deal dictate who he was, what he could accomplish or how he treated people. I honor his memory with tolerance and positivity. Role models hit different when they raise you. HBD Dad. Miss you๐ข
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Ready for Santa! Just keeping some snacks in here until he comes ๐ค๐ช. Also yay to treats and to thigh Thursday ๐๐
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A much needed Friday soak! What a week ๐
๐ฅ๐ฎโ๐จ
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If seeing other people happy makes you happy, youโre automatically my kind of people ๐ฅฐโค๏ธ.
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