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This is the start of a thread of all the things my wife’s 7 year old cousin tells me. First on the list: “hey if you’re wondering. We didn’t get rid of Naomi, she’s just taking a nap.”
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@barstoolsports
Not a day goes by where I don’t thank God for the hernia they found during MEPS
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@colbyhall
@yashar
She must have the most sensitive funny bone of all time bc she’s always laughing in interviews
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@tcdaniels55
@barstoolsports
I absolutely don’t give a single shit about you or your service bro lol
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@AstrosFansUK
@GerritCole45
@astros
Disappointed? He wanted to win and carry the team on his back and Hinch never game him the chance. I’d be mad too lol
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@AndrewHowell42
@JacobHester18
Some loser on twitter telling a former pro athlete he’s soft lmao
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@BaseballDoesnt
They really made it so easy to watch by putting it on FS1 and not letting it be on Fox instead of Jennifer Love Hewitt washed up on a bad show that’ll end up on ion for the next 20 years
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@HKrassenstein
@benshapiro
That settles it! Thank you for for bravery Mr... I mean “Mrs” Krassenstein
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@frckgerard
@astoriacub7
@PitchingNinja
Do you not follow social media? Lebron isn’t retweeting out videos of Jose Abreu. New York baseball fans are the worst 😫😫😫😫😫😫😫
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@CFBONFOX
@FOXSports
They’re really slobbering over Oklahoma. They aren’t better than 10-15 lol
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@PFTCommenter
When Jay Williams is part of the next round of ESPN layoffs we can all look at some of his shining moments over the last 3 years
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@JannikBiergans
@Timcast
Can you please be more dramatic? Don’t think you’re quite there. Just a tad more
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@HKrassenstein
@DonaldJTrumpJr
@JeffreyToobin
@SecretsBedard
@NewYorker
Stop pretending to be your wife. It’s creepy
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@Casey_237
@JonHeyman
Without Semien, the Jays aren’t even sniffing the playoffs. Take Ohtani off the Angels, they still don’t make the playoffs
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@engineer_toshi
@Wienerdangaming
@mysosaology
@BleacherReport
@gt_hughes
Imagine thinking playoffs having something to do with MVP voting
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@ProFootballTalk
Uhhhhhhh ya think Florio? They don’t need to use the 2nd pick on a QB that has no line, no receivers, no running back, and no defensive help whatsoever
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@manderson1025
@The_Mars_Rover
@jordanbpeterson
I think you’re a nazi. You seem to be obsessed with going out of your way to talk about them and you also seem obsessed with the swastica. Yeah I’m convinced you are a Nazi
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@mike_w87
@RSherman_25
@ProFootballTalk
The jaguars have to pay more for FA because they’re Jacksonville and they have to do everything they can to show that Trevor is a franchise QB
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@BRGaming
No. I’m an adult. I don’t argue that the PlayStation is clearly better than the Xbox.
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@Billyhottakes
Imagine Billy inadvertently starting a massive war between these two countries. That’d be great for content
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@Casey_237
@JonHeyman
Without Ray, the Jays aren’t even sniffing the playoffs. Take Ohtani off the Angels, they still don’t make the playoffs
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@EddieThomas21_
@mccallgarrett
@DerGermanTiger
@SteelersMafiaa
Easily the worst top 10 list on twitter
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@Cameron2789
@CameronHatesNY
@cindycrum
@hopefulmetsfan
@AdamSchefter
Man are you dramatic or what lol shut up dude
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@DPOTYDavis
@NateFranks
@Starting9
He would have to go on a very consistent stretch for the remainder of his career. Don’t see it happening. 500 for sure tho
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@hlambert91
@SethAbramson
I hate to break it you but you are also Caucasian. Always was, always will be
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@WWLTV
Good, shine a light of the already well known negligence of the joke that is the mayor of New Orleans.
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