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Future Canadian slave trader. Apprentice spoonmaker. Semi-pro Walleye fishermen, sometimes I floss (not often) political party= pirate 🏴☠️
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@BrianEntin
I want them to have a nationwide parade in every city. Show the people what right looks like. Honor them.
First stop; Uvalde TX 🤓
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They hate you. They will put ingredients in your food that are banned in every country BUT the United States...and when you refuse to be poisoned...they send men with rifles to destroy your life. This is tyranny beyond 1776
Footage of the search being conducted inside Amos Miller’s organic farm store in Lancaster County, Pennsylvania.
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She sided with the liberals on the Texas border 🫢 are you waking up yet frens?
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You are in the "demoralization" phase of the end of your republic.
When the Emperor's son video tapes himself committing felonies while the peasants go to jail for defending themselves in Bodegas.
It doesn't make sense. On purpose. Your enemy is breaking your will to resist.
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@skooookum
This is how you get ancient bacteria locked away in soil for 5,000 years directly into your nasal cavity
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So...muh lady is preggers... been with her for 9 years
And by His graces, it's a boy. Due end of May. Everything looks good 🤞🤞
I will not bore you with fine details. But I nearly counted children out for us...
But TLDR God is great. Miracles happen my frens
Never give up
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It's days like today where I realize I'm 34, and I should have a professorship where I just teach over 55+ boomer retards about history they lived through
Bridges fall all of the time. Nobody does terrorism at 3am. They do it at rush hour.
Some of you are so fkn stupid it hurts
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@vegastarr
Hehe cool now do what coca cola does to corroded battery terminals and nails when soaked 😄
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@VenturaReport
A lot of people don't know this, but that boat now falls under salvage rules and literally anyone can claim those two outboard motors (prob worth about 15-20k together)
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Dear Roo,
Daddy loves you sweetheart. I couldn't show a lot of emotion yesterday. It was really hard being tough for your mom.
Once I got home, the walls came down. I couldn't stop crying...I'm just lost in sadness, and I miss you so I'm going to write you a letter...
I want
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As a veteran it pains me to say this; but serving draft notices in the Appalachian and Adirondack mountains gonna make this shit look BORING
Allahu Akbar from the hills, hope yall have a GM🤓
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@crazyclipsonly
There is legitimately no way I would have left that road without pieces of their bumper hanging off the hood of my truck... I am breathing into a paper bag just watching this clip JFC... the rims too... Dear Lord give me strength...
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He charged up a mountain in knee deep snow...he took 2 rounds that would kill a weakling like you...then he took a bunker, his team left him, and he blacked out while 105mm rained.
He woke up at dawn.
And then, he killed a man in hand to hand combat.
No excuses today.
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@FBIMiamiFL
Well I'm white and straight, about 6ft, healthy, I'm a trained recon soldier who hits what he aims at, loves dogs and I fly a flag outside im proud of...so pretty much probably the opposite of who you hire 😃
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The US gov decides to fund Ukraine pensions instead of fixing an Ohio dirty bomb insurgency starter pack
(Honestly yall need go home bags, they actually hate you, the EMPs are coming)
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@kristinsong3
So the gun went off by itself? The shoebox was at fault? I'm sorry, but no amount of legislation will stop negligent parents like yourself and that of your late sons friend from failing to properly account for firearm training and safety. Sorry it was kinda your fault.
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@Mrgunsngear
I went from inquisitive to semi erect in moments...that driver is what heroes are made out of, wish I could buy him a beer
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@realgirl_fieri
Let me be clear I absolutely do want to take away your ability to vote and maybe even own property 😇
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@LeftwardSwing
In your defense you do have a handicapped sticker visible so I'm going to let this one go as a gimme, but the next time you get fooled by video game footage it's on
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@opdiva_rx
My notes on you:
-High probability of significant childhood abuse (sexual in nature)
-Manic personality disorder
-Stockholm syndrome (Gov propaganda induced)
-Narcissistic personality disorder
I would prescribe a whole bunch of touching grass and going outside, ya nerd
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@GunterFehlinger
It's always the dude who looks like he watches his wife get railed from the corner of the room trying to get me into trench warfare lately and it's it's weird 😐 really weird
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@BoomerMays
@FightHaven
People in line were like "let em finish, then call an ambulance but my ass is still getting the pizza I ordered" 🤣
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I've written tweets from the toilet at 4am that could help folks survive longer in a gunfight than this entire training course...I'm about to mute the word CQB 😩
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Mexico has no clue what a trebuchet is, clearly 🤷♂️
BREAKING: Mexico says it will not accept migrants who are sent back by Texas under its new immigration law
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@ukrainiansquad
The only time you'll ever see 100% smiling white girls in a blackrock/vanguard/statestreet advertisement like this is when they are tossing those sweet angels into a meat grinder
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So turns out forgotten weapons is run by a NAFO degenerate 😭😂 you truly either die young, or live long enough to become a villain these days
I was going to reply to this guy directly to thank him for all the new subscribers, but it turns out he blocked me before posting.
#NAFOExpansionIsNonNegotiable
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Any station this net, this is Scrappy...they got me frens....they got me.
I haz no frens..so alone...plez halp
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POV: your significant other nearly donated to the salvation army an entire set of crye precision aor2 and her defense is "they r gross and you never wear them"
My brothers in Christ...should I even try to fix her or is this relationship obviously over? 🤔
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@bestwildclips
Sometimes I watch this clip before bed when I've had a rough day and it gives me hope for a brighter future 🌞
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Choose your path: CQB
1: You are going to die in the struggles, getting wasted through 1/2" drywall. The enemy will catch you doing some butt shimmy lean peak on go-pro, and your final moments will go on telegram as comedy
2: Be kind and fair in ruling your new kingdom, sire
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@DeptofDefense
@DoD_ODEI
Hard at work putting together a field manual or SOP on how to properly surrender in Chinese...probably authorized by Gen Milley himself
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In loving memory of Master Sgt. John Allan Chapman
Never forgotten
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Ftr I take no pleasure in watching my brothers, prob fellow scouts or infantrymen take casualties. I'm not here to relish in pain. I'm no sadist.
But we're about a month or two from the world shifting and I want you all mentally hardened for what comes next
We all have choices
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A guy road raged on me as I'm like 90 seconds from home so I just flipped him off and let it go...then he turns into his driveway 45 seconds later and he's 1 road away from mine lmao 🤣
Dudes the first confirmed loot drop when it goes spicy
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All my dissident GWOT vet frens better understand they are going to scour your VA records for mental health visits everytime you chirp at globohomo - another reason to raid you at 3am or deny you 2A rights
Justice Department Launches the National Extreme Risk Protection Order Resource Center
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@barefootboomer
I'm not sure you realize the state of your country...but there's dudes like me in those brads and gun trucks who know who the real enemy is...and I'd bet they would roll a frag into the command tent and wax every officer in sight before they ever fired on a Texan 🤠
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@Breaking911
6000 cameras, 2000 cops, and you still got 6ft 3 black dudes with extended mags firing in the streets at school buses
Idk maybe it's a culture thing America and maybe it's okay to be intolerant of some cultures 😈
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Pull back the troops, we're going to turn this house into a parking lot from orbit, it isn't worth the entry team 😤
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Let me just say this Ragland space is absolutely one of the most wild experiences I've ever been apart of Holy sweet Jesus IYKYK 😳
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@wayofftheres
lol big if true; but a 1970s critically unfunded bridge leading to one of the most impoverished cities and lightly used harbors in the US is just not a target Russia would go for in my schitzo opinion
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@Revelation2041
If she screamed turned and ran I'm pretty sure that thing would have bodied her...lucky she prob had blinding camera lights in her face and she handled that unintentionally like a boss 😎
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@noCinErik
I cannot imagine the pain you are feeling. I just want you to know my lady and I just prayed for you, we love you, and we will be checking on you-- hang in there 🙏
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AUTISTIC MEGA THREAD: The BLACKEST pill-- the end in 2024
America is a failed state. Doomed to a biblical failure in 2024. The American people are sickly cowards, afraid of the way words make them feel, lost in a faux reality created by those who profit off of ignorance and
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AUTISTIC MEGA THREAD RE: My thoughts on US Civil War show (If you read this entire thing I'm proud of u)
1. California and Texas could form an alliance with the right conditions. I re-thought this. Texas is basically a blue state. Every Texan just shit himself reading that, but
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Thank you to everyone who has expressed sympathy and left me such kindness to read through happy, and humble tears... I do not deserve you all, but I truly love you folks.
Here's a more dignified photo of her and my goofy ass 🙏
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@iamyesyouareno
Should have left it running then charged their next of kin for the industrial cleanup and lawyers fees
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@metpoliceuk
@ExploringAlway
"Oy den, 'avin a laff at me old lesbian boss ey, 'owsabout a trip todee old slammah den??"
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@StrBeans
If some cat pfp communist talks shit about "WHITE" veterans you can reliably assume this is some rainbow haired homosexual who got laughed out of MEPs when they asked about accommodations for being a furry
Prob easily KO'd with an open hand slap in flip flops, effortless really
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I just woke up after 6am for the first time in 11 years because that GD space f00kn whacked my entire existence out of alignment
Ps if you missed that...that was BIG...somebody smarter than I will dissect it down into autistic detail today I'm sure
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Bluetooth trackers are great. I can lurk in a parking lot and watch you get out, tag under the bumper. Your ass is never finding that. Then, recon where you live, who you talk to, who is important etc for an entire year
Then I'd kiss a picture of Gramps, and get to work 😈
This is horrible nursing homes need to be monitored by an independent agency!
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@BradPaisley
@ZelenskyyUa
I'm just tired boss...tired of all the gay shit and war stuff...maybe it's about time I learn Russian
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@NeoBactrian
So vapid and incoherent that she has been ghosted by dudes who probably couldn't even comprehend her texts that were already spelling autocorrected lmao 🤣
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@DoomerTapes
There will be acceptable losses. I too would challenge you not to let your fear take over
This is out of your hands. Our fathers and grandfathers were cowards. They should have dealt with this, but they didn't
Now the war that shapes the next 100 years is upon us. Make ready 🤙
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@GloOouD
The people that enjoy watching human suffering, whether it is your enemy or not, are unwell and will almost certainly leak this mental illness into society. It's my greatest hope that you can't even take a dump without 4 government agencies being alerted. Find God.
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Father in Heaven, thank you for my Goons
Thank you for these dudes that make me laugh everyday. That go to war with me, that defend me as they would their own kin. That worry about my wellbeing.
Thank you for showing me I'm not alone. That we are perfectly imperfect, together
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You know frens, sometimes I just wish my SOF bros would focus a little less on their podcast, book, or Tshirt designs...and a little more on balkanizing the country as per their expertise....le sigh 😕
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We named her Luna...someday maybe I'll max out a tweet and write the story about how she came to us on Friday...there's no other way to describe it other than a miracle
But anyway, If I'm AWOL this week you know why 🫡
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Listen it's not about ME. Yeah it's a fricken epic and righteous ratio but it's about YOU the normal person who spit out their cheerios like me seeing this...we did it together folks.
Love you frens 😘 💛
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GM- Was locked out for 7 days for "violent hate speech" for like the 19th time but as yall know; absolutely no prison can hold me 🤓 ps I think they put some weird hormones into the tendies in jail, cuz now I'm jacked AND hate filled 🤷♂️
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Dear white folks- It's okay to be white. It's okay to be proud of your race. It's okay to realize that your country is doomed and that great action needs to be taken to save it
It's not okay to continue self immolating for foreign interests and causes. Time to wake up.
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Americans don't realize this same shit will happen to them the same day Taiwan gets invaded...it will just be blonde haired female MPs and little UwU e-girls and their LGBTQ officer corp serving the draft notices 🤷
This is how ordinary Ukrainians are being drafted to be cannon fodder for NATO elites. Nobody wants this war except for the Western globalist oligarchs and their pet Nazis. These men are being unlawfully taken away from their families and forced to kill and die.
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@LEBassett
When you are getting sexually frustrated at a depiction of a flag made of firearms is how I know that your vag must just be a toxic waste spill that no man has ventured near in probably 25 years
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That was mundane, almost wholesome
Ps I never met a single SSG in my entire career who wasn't some flavor of this 🫡 welcome to combat arms lol
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Stretch goal-- If you get me 25k followers NLT than July 4th 2023, a pair of these is going out to somebody CONUS US after an ITARs form is signed 🤓👍
I give you my word as a man.
Hey btw when I get to 4k followers I'm doing a 1-3rd place giveaway for patagonia combat gear, a handmade knife, and a brand new 90 dollar buck knife
If you are without purpose, you are now my disciples, go forth and spread my word
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@davidhogg111
Everyday you lower the value of a Harvard degree. In fact, I would legitimately laugh if I found that college on a resume now, think of you, and trash it
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@TheBlazeAC5
NAFOs are the kids that beat off to high definition video of conscripts getting their limbs blown off...fuck them and fuck yew retard 🤓🤙
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@LaocoonofTroy
You guys can keep all the nerds and the doctors, just give me like a dozen dudes that can climb an 80ft tree confidently and drop a tree between two houses like this, we will restart civilization probably have time travel in a few months
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My partner and I take clients to Adirondack mtns in NY and do trips focusing on cold weather survival, foraging, fishing, and *other* skills
I am former cav guy, he works in AF SOF community
Everything from ice fishing, to getting your baofangs operational and useful 👍
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@RogerFDunn
@ericareport
Everyone can see from your Ukraine flag and your boomer sunglasses PFP that you indeed have zero friends, but nice try
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Sorry for my extended absence frens... I was in TWITMO...I learned no lessons, I am not remorseful and I will 100% re-offend that is my guarantee as a man to you 😀
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If we can buy a drumset, we can buy a church
Kids Cub Scout den is in a HUGE Presbyterian church. 3 stories, easily 20,000 square feet. Got told tonight Scouts had to move in a few months. Church is being sold, they only have about 30 people still in attendance. 😮
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@FDA_ORA
To do list today:
-Buy Raw milk
-Establish defensive perimeters and TCP with local Amish
-Don't pay ANY taxes
-Build an accessibility ramp and keep some chocolate on hand for your disabled/ diabetic stack teams 🤣😭😭
Holy fuck I'm sending this to Putin he's gonna love this shit
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I'm so confused. You people want to protest over Donald Trump?
The guy who left you to rot in prisons and who still to this day gives glowing reviews of vaccines and Pfizer?
You actually still believe in voting?
You're so unbelievably fuckt that I can't help but laugh at you
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To me it's weird they would scramble fighter jets on 9/11 to potentially shoot down hijacked airliners filled with Americans; but won't shoot down a Chinese balloon over Montana idk maybe I'm just old fashioned in my ways 🤔
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#BREAKING
: Chinese surveillance balloon forecasted travel map track
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Officials are currently tracking a Chinese surveillance balloon that is currently flying through the U.S. and moving southeast and is expected to be over somewhere SE Missouri tomorrow
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Attempted drone attack on the Kremlin (looks like it was intercepted or prematurely detonated)
WW3 looks pretty certain at this rate😐
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