Luke Shawalker
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JJK enthusiast, UTFR, shit chess player, lawyer egg. Degenerate. Red Cartel
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Btw, Northerners getting sick of Tinubu doesn't mean that they'll vote for a good president. It means we're probably getting another northern president, most likely El Rufai
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Chances created today:
5 — Bruno Fernandes
4 — Foden, KDB, Bernardo combined
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@invertedspear22
How do you even check for any sort of pulse, his neck was legit shredded. If I do all that and you're still kicking, fairs.
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@ComicLoverMari
I like the "understood" from Clark. Bro is just like "Ait, I won't bother you no more"
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This is fantasy sha, because a country where the majority of parents are good won't look like Nigeria
Hate Nigerian parents all you like but forget Hollywood movie PR, Nigeria parents are solid.
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@Creamy_Memus
@ComicLoverMari
Batman in canon donates so much money that it's mathematically impossible for him to still be a billionaire
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@MrStephenHowson
Brother played him 5 mins b4 a penalty shootout at the euros, and he didn't play any full 90s at the WC, and was still their highest top scorer.
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Grouping Rashford with two actual criminals+Sancho is pure insanity
🚨 It’s been noted that Injuries have significantly impacted team performance, contributing to some of the challenges faced on the field. Also the off-field Issues regarding Antony, Greenwood, Sancho & Rashford.
How these off-field issues have been handled has garnered positive
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"Lizzen guys, there's a very GOOD and IMPORTANT reason Mizz B Nazty JOINT the Brazzers projet. While money WAS a factor, the other competitors also offered SIMILAR propozals. What REALLY convinced her was the SPORTING side of matters"
Why B Nasty go with Brazzers? (I say this knowing they prolly paid more)
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@instablog9ja
The people disparaging this child in this comment section are foolish. This is the kind of spirit and thinking you encourage and direct in a good direction, not squash or discourage.
When she is looking for work in future or wants to start a business, this confidence will be🔥🔥
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@tundemason
That's something I like about Americans. You can't be a public figure who relies on public support and misbehave there.
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@JaydisHIM
@Glamorouge
You are the exact person this tweet is talking about btw.
None of those people are like Sasuke except for black hair, especially Megumi
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@Wizarab10
I saw a billboard advertising Makinde. It had Yoruba, Igbo and Hausa on it, despite the fact that Oyo state is arguably more Yoruba than Lagos which is using tribal sentiment to win elections.
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@tylerduran21
@DonQuixote616
We hate him even more on reddit lol, and communities are controlled by moderators who can effect any rules they wish on the stuff he wants leniency towards
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@DJ1MUFC
@DavidSB4_
And in exchange, you can't use non-apple accesories or painlessly move between non-apple and apple products.
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@blondedcartier
Putting up 22 league goals from the wing and no one even notices because of a 5'2 steroid abuser. I'd be pissed too.
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Without fail, Manchester United fans are eternally stupid.
Is it me or does Ten Hag Ball operate fluidly when there is less ego's in the side and players who operate on a similar wavelength - i.e. more worker bee vibe rather than queen bee vibe.
Does it necessarily mean the side is stronger? no but it is more pleasant on the eye.
#MUFC
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@DavidHundeyin
@WestAfricaWeek
This will not convince anybody. The people voting for him know why they're voting for him, and the only thing that might change their minds is a live video of him eating babies. Even then, some will still ask which tribe the babies are from
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@DavidHundeyin
People think that spreading lies and propaganda for corrupt, incompetent fools will make Nigeria's reputation better. It won't
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@Bd_irB_ll
Football fans, no matter the player, no matter the team, never fail to do atrocious revisionism
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@jb2fo8
Whenever these Rashford clips get posted he's running at the same pace of everyone else on the team
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@doesnotreply
@OddsOnFPL
That wouldn't work either, considering that lower table teams tend to get battered with shots.
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@pamesritchie
@Gideoomatic
Rashford is our only academy grad who is both very good and sane.
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One day, people will be honest about Garnacho and his potential
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@yabaleftonline
Not a woman, but if I was going to wake up once a month looking like a murder victim in my own bed, I'd prefer to know exactly when
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@UTDMarcel
"Bruno such a terrible dribbler, I wish he could be more like KDB smh"
Meanwhile, KDB:
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@Ic3Evaa
This guy plays exactly how he trains. I wish he'd stop tho, maybe that's why he gets injured a lot by the end of the season.
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@UtdEIIis
Those days when one would look at the starting XI and despise every single person on it.
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@ZakKnowsBall
Pep with Mbappe would be nasty. Not because he'd score all the goals in the world, but because Pep would turn him into some ball circulating retention freak. He'd win the quadruple and score 10 goals in 60 games
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@Sensemilia_
They went to find a black Japanese man just to get rrid of De Gea, do you know how hard that is?!?! To really shoow dedication I need a black Argentinian
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@its_daqueen
Women after cooking a pot of egusi and fufu in exchange for 30 liters of petrol:
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Famous Three Lions Manager, Luke Shaw
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@FFSC0UT
@ThfcHK10
@jonhotspur88
I understand your head is currently within outer space, but please try and retrieve your brain from it
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@casualfan_
This is what happens when you irreversibly fuck your wage structure. Then in 5 years when he's washed we'll have no way to move him on or shift him.
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@EthanTaIks
Mount is an upgrade on Eriksen in possession, and an upgrade on Fred out of possession. Also, he can play a full 90 without collapsing. Onana won't give the ball away 17 times a game. Him and Mount would probably knock our avg possession stats up by at least 5%
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@Prod1gy199
Alive Geto is the weakest Special grade honestly. No domain, no RCT, just Maximum and inshalla.
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@HakarisupremaC
Gege when he found out that fans of his series were so captivated they got trapped by the media literacy cursed spirit:
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@t0nit0ne
My mother was 34 when she got married, 35 when she gave birth to me, and 39 when she gave birth to my brother. Everyone dey okay today
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Alejandro Garnacho
12 goals, 7 assists, 3184 minutes for Manchester United
Jadon Sancho
12 goals, 6 assists in 4990 minutes for Manchester United
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@jsargio_
That Spurs game at OT....
We had a run of like ten games where the opponent was stuck in their own half/in the midfield. No opposition shots on target until like the 60th minute
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@niamhutd
Bro took out their entire midfield in 2 actions and was ready to jizz all over Ter Steegan if not for a tactical foul lo, I'm not surprised.
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@bigpurp99
@Ic3Evaa
The reason he was banished wasn't his performance in training. His punishment for that was getting dropped from the matchday squad for ONE GAME. The reason he was banished was because he called his manager a liar on Twitter
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@shafenoni
@MrOdanz
If insulting people and not actually talking about his plans works for him, then all of us in this country are mad. You people will play victim when Obidients insult you, but when a presidential candidate does it it's ok?
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@Gideoomatic
Allison and whoever the fuck is Liverpool's second keeper is probs still the 2 best combined pair.
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@abz7ii
His hamstring went snap crackle pop but they want him to adorn pom poms and a mini skirt
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@Wizarab10
I am 120% sure that having to pay for 24hr electricity would be less expensive than buying petrol every week
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