Allen Strickland Williams
@TotallyAllen
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My album Ran Through is out now. Order it below. Finding My Audience pod every week-ish. The Intellectual Shocker Comedy Central half-hour is on YouTube.
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Joined February 2009
When you hear my album is officially out on vinyl and shipping now
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RT @unusual_whales: "Gen Z are over having their work ethic questioned: ‘Most boomers don’t know what it’s like to work 40+ hours a week an…
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In today's increasingly absurd, cold world it's just nice to know there's at least one other person out there who shares your down-to-earth values.
Embattled actor Armie Hammer is admitting that he mistreated women in the past but denies doing anything illegal: 'People were sort of like my bags of dope with skin on them.'
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Um…
I hope this Venus retrograde doesn’t bring back your ex but instead brings back the part of you that they sucked dry.
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y'all gotta stop posting these bad first date stories...it's all just part of the game
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