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My best friend posted someone on her snap and called her soul sister, sleep cleared from my eyes. 😭😭
Even friendship oo! Friendship makes people jealous! Not to talk of your man/woman.. you people should please.. easy with the lies
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The person with green and white beside him is Banky yeah?
Whatever you do, be mindful, especially in this era of smartphones and internet - receipts everywhere
I just received these damning reciepts of me picking up dirt during clean up exercise with other well meaning Lagosians 🤣🤣.
ELLU P 3million 🔊 Vote LP
Èkó E dìde!!
~ GRV.
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May God save Nigerian girls that have no one to fight for them.
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This is your first time booking a flight?
Can you not see the layover time?
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Lol there’s a level of disregard someone will show you, that if you keep talking to them, then you’re probably a fool.
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One second is enough. 🤭
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Because one day I woke up and my MRI scan was clear and it’s been clear for over 5 years now.
Went from “we need to operate as soon as possible” to “I can’t understand what I just witnessed, I have never witnessed this in my 32 years of being a Neurosurgeon”. ☺️
If anyone feels comfortable sharing...why do you really believe in God?
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It was fucking 3am in the morning and I woke up to pee, I couldn’t go back to bed.
I stared at the ceiling, I rolled, I picked up my phone to call her but told myself it wasn’t fair.
I just called my parents instead and started complaining.
I’m sure those ones were confused.
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Spaghetti man is
@yojora
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He is an APC fan boy and his TL baddies can not stand up to him cos if they do, he will remove them from his waiting list for free pasta dates.
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Just remembered it was WhatsApp status.
Kept thinking why it pained me so much then I remembered it was WhatsApp status.
Plus it had been ages since she posted me, tbf it was the babes birthday but what happened to normal “happy birthday” wish. 😭😭
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No one can wear net shirt better than an igbo man.
We have a winner, next……
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@Amarahchee
I called them o cos I couldn’t sleep and I always call my parents about everything.
I was on the phone for over an hour with my parents by 3am ish & I was complaining about only one thing.
I can’t imagine how confused they were.
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Why is Hundeyin always pushing the narrative that women who make it to the top sleep around to do it, him that he’s a good investigative journalist, who is he sleeping with to get information?
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Lmaoooo it is good for the fly to know which corpse to follow to the grave, before it buries itself too.
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Some of you are so vile and bitter and it’s not your experiences or your family, it’s just the way you were born. It’s not trauma or anything.
You are just Bitter and dark inside, that’s what you are.
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Quote inside CC today, quote tomorrow.
Your mummy is the one that born coward, as you can see I’m tweeting with my full chest.
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Again I’m screaming at LP candidates that won their election without even campaigning for a day.
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Slap your friend? You people really don’t respect your friends o.
So much respect for your partner but none for your friend for you to think it’s okay to hit someone you call a friend?
As my friend,if you call my husband by his name wallahi I’ll first slap you and we’ll now fight (real fight o)and unfriend each other🤝
Nigba to ma sinwin
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Ladies and gentlemen see the best friend o.
Toh 😑😑😑
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Man broke my heart & this man took leave off work to stay home with me, take care of me and looked for activities to distract me.
Even recently when I was hurt terribly, he made a video call, sat in his bathroom and we both cried together.
My father ehn!! Kai!!!!
It’s Father’s Day today. Let’s celebrate fatherhood, paternal bonds and the influence of fathers in our society.
Quote or Reply with a narration of that sheer act of selflessness and sacrifice your father pulled at any point in your life that you will never forget.
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This babe has never failed to show that no matter her flaws, she has sense.
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I think it’s difficult to get a partner in any country if you don’t go out.
Its just harder in a country that works because somehow they understand consent and personal space there and so no one will be moving to you randomly, unlike a certain country.
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No one thought to arrest you people while filming?
No one thought to call the police? 😭
@_timini
is Demola and he will have to fight to save his babe from the trenches in
#SomethingLikeGold
, a film by Kayode Kasum showing in cinemas near you this weekend.
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Everybody likes the person that doesn’t take nonsense and fights for them, till the person refuses to take nonsense from them.
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Worked full time.
Studied full time.
Had two surgeries back to back.
Submitted my thesis the morning of my surgery.
Still aced this degree.
I am who I think I am.
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While I agree but let’s also realise the people we are asking to give other people grace are also going through their own shit.
So if they manage to show up for these friends when they are, it is okay for them to feel bad when it’s not reciprocated.
Adult friendships require GRACE. They’re not ignoring you or “being weird” they’re battling something mentally. It’s not always personal because they couldn’t make your birthday. I’m sure they wanted to but finances maybe made it not possible. You have to think beyond just you.
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Nigerian men that will sexually objectify you and when you ask them to stop they’ll ask you “if you were in Nigeria will you complain?” Then proceed to tell you “This country is giving you people too much mouth”.
Instead of them to support on their support worker job. Fools
I overheard somebody complain about how a girl pissed him off at his job today. Then he goes “if na Nigeria we dey, hand for touch am” this is an example of how our society has created an enabling environment for abusers to thrive.
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It’s only in Nigeria that a doctor that has passed USMLE & PLAB will come and fail MDCN exam.
Nigerian trained doctors swear it’s because nobody teaches Medicine as good as Nigeria.
The day we are willing to say the real reason, we will make some progress.
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Had a head trauma and had to get admitted, hospital couldn’t give my dad a chair or bed to sleep in.
Dad didn’t complain, put his wrapper on the cold floor and slept, by morning he woke up, showered, waited for me to wake up & helped me clean up.
Did it for one whole week.
It’s Father’s Day today. Let’s celebrate fatherhood, paternal bonds and the influence of fathers in our society.
Quote or Reply with a narration of that sheer act of selflessness and sacrifice your father pulled at any point in your life that you will never forget.
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You’re correct. He’s Tinubu’s loyal dog.
You must fear the loyal dog more than the owner of the loyal dog.
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It’s only Nigerians you find making stupid ass videos like this.
We have a weird inferiority complex that masks itself to look like a superiority complex.
The minute you can afford something “expensive”, there’s a high tendency that you’ll start acting foolish.
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Omo I’m grateful for people that come through for me and never have to bring it up ever.
Glad to know I have a safe space in them.
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Yes.
Once you enter the state, you have entered the zoo.
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Siblings shouldn’t be involved but you people drag people who say nothing when their friends are being butchered on this app.
Lmaooooo that’s why I don’t take any of you twitter activist and faux-angry people seriously.
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I’m not being ungrateful but tbh abroad is a lonely place.
Especially if you don’t have your person or people around you.
I’m talking about loneliness that can actually push you into a really dark place.
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I truly believe that sometimes you have to let go of some people to meet some people.
I truly truly believe that there are some people who can’t exist in the same space, together.
I don’t know why I believe this, but I do.
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Lmaoooo that’s why people believe they can move to anyone and bag anyone, thereby making them ignore the people that are truly in their class and moving stupid for people that’ll never want to be seen with them outside.
I could write a whole dissertation on how social media has inflated peoples egos and created a delusional sense of self importance
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I don’t know where my life is headed right now.
But I hope God makes the path clear to me in due time.
I hope I’m not too tired when that time comes. 🙂
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Same woman that was worried about where the girl would go if she chased her away?
Have you all never experienced betrayal? Have you never seen someone’s ability to make sane decisions decline due to betrayal?
You think everyone has the mental strength to be sane?
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Nigerians like engaging in conversations that have nothing to do with them.
At least 50% of Nigerian marriages will end today if women believe they can leave with half.
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To the most fabulous selfie partner, have an amazing new year & many more amazing selfies.
Happy birthday Chiboy
@chijiokechuwa
♥️
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OZEBA is probably the biggest club song this year.
Not seen a song that can top it.
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Sorry best in rock of ages.
I apologise.
Lmao. Women are interesting.
Boys detach from such behaviour at age 16 max.
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God shouldn’t punish Asiwaju, his health is enough punishment.
You see Toyin Abraham, that’s the person that thunder needs to roast and pieces.
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Once again, Lagos people swear they are the only ones that exist in Nigeria.
Tinubu made Lagos turn to heaven and you are crying about 4 hour traffic?
Hourly wage in Lagos means people earn less, cos I ain't paying you for the 4 hour commute.
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He can run up the stairs.
If there’s no reason to vote at least vote for physical ability please!!!!
Please now!!!
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“What God can not do does not exist” at 5am, give murderer microphone to stand on alter at Sunday service.
And you think miracle will be happening on that same alter?
When Jesus flogged people out of the temple, you think he didn’t know what he was doing?
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