Chris
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It’s never too much when it comes to family
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Communicado oficial!!
Bye Nigeria, the evil you have done is enough!!
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Just ask for money like everyone else abeg. Where you wan see this one
My birthday is next week Thursday and this is all I want, nothing is too small 🥺
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The tear gas don finish. We go again
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You’re an arsenal fan ? No wonder the heart break songs are so good
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This is a hill I’ll die on. I rather not have kids than leave the love of my life.
You people can’t be letting genotype mismatch take the love of your life away from you because you want kids.
ADOPT CHILDREN
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Fornication.
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Day 7 of peaceful protests in jos. No one was harmed and everyone got home safe. Today was for our fallen heroes, may they rest in peace. ❤️🕯🕯
#EndSARS
#SarsMustGo
#candlenight
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Princess is still there? Does she go home and come back?
Everybody is using Illebaye to chase clout even this foolish princess
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I’ll keep my ting brief, women have more recognizable rights here.
13years of Marriage in Nigeria crashed in 4months in UK💔
UK is surely a payback time for so many couples.
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I promise you. There is no unruly behavior that men cannot rationalize
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One thing my Dad taught me and I agreed to learn is not to go empty handed to someone’s house when you’re going for the first time. Even if it’s bread or banana carry it.
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Isuikwato, Abia state
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Aha The Emefiele paradox - a constant state of confusion and disruption.
I can’t get my correct NIN because of an issue with my BVN. But I can’t fix the issue with my BVN without my NIN.
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Imagine feminist co dispersing these palliatives. E fit reach us for Jos sef
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Kidd has been around rich people so much he doesn’t know which one is bragging
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The goal is to never be the main character
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I blame tinubu. Political office is now thank you hamper. Ji sike
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They didn’t let us protesters go near the police headquarters here in jos. We move regardless
#EndSARS
#EndSarsNow
#EndPoliceBrutality
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Never underestimate the ability of a man to defend another man he doesn’t know as long as women are on the other end
Andrew Tate makes $100 million a year selling his programs, but you think he needs to traffic women for extra?
I don't believe it.
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I frequently think about the people termed dumb in school that were either dyslexic or needed a different teaching style to understand
I really wish people with mental illnesses had help in nigeria.
Many of the “mad” people really just needed a bit of help to be normal
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They beat our DJ, broke his speakers and even stole his phone. These are the people we are fighting for to get higher salaries.
#EndSARSBrutality
#SARSMUSTEND
#JosEndSarsProtest
#EndSARSBrutality
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Quote this tweet with a picture that had your dms blowing up 🥰🥰🥰😚
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A new month has come. Stepping out with looks to kill. My x and y axis are balanced. Error due to parallax has been avoided. I run things, things don’t run me. Beauty is on 1000+ , Mental health on a 20. Account balance is still balancing but AMA kip kip growing in the lord. 🙌🏾
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Once I like someone and I see they have no interest in me, the like disappears so fast.
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@bellabellzz_
@lolaminah
Lol it’s the suicidal tweets I avoid cause I don’t want the unnecessary convos
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Anytime my friends come to my house and attempt washing their dishes I shout “leave am o, cause I no wash plate if I come your house”
Just stop serving people in your house of you expect them to wash the plate honestly 😂😂😂
Like just don’t bother
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I need that date night - let’s enter the club - then back home tipsy - then [redacted] type of night. 😩
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My plant family!
5 plants so far ☺️.
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PLEASE PLEASE DON'T VOTE FORMER GOVERNORS INTO THE SENATE!!!!!!!!
IT IS NOT A RETIREMENT PLAN FOR TRASH GOVERNORS!!!!!
Thank you.
Love and light.
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Sometimes you don’t realise how something affected you till you get triggered.
I remember being touchy like this with someone I liked and they said it means if they’re not around I’ll be touching someone else so that’s why we can’t work.
Unconsciously reduced it over time.
Men who want to enter inside your skin>>>>>
Small thing they’re wrapping themselves all over you, suffocating you with their weight 🥹
They always want to squeeze your thighs, bum, boobies, tummy and even your chin.
They never keep their hands one place, it’s alway on you ❤️
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Happy to Made it another year round the sun. Happy birthday 🥳 to me!
“Up up Jesus, down down satan”
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You’ll mourn someone’s death on the Tl and in that same breath you’ll post your business tweet for people to patronise because you never know when next you’re getting money to feed.
In between posts you would have rt’d 4 missing person posts saying a prayer for you and yours
I know Nigerians are 'resilient' and all that, but being exposed to so much tragedy/trauma on a daily basis is A LOT.
The violence, brutality and cruelty is relentless.
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Please what’s the number for reporting gatherings in Jos ?
My parents are ironing church clothes.
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Need someone that just wants to make life simple and easier for me.
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Don't know what that is but I'll drink to prevent it
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There’s not enough blowback for married men. I don’t see why it’s on the women to be responsible
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We’re demanding to see the speaker here in JOS. They locked the gate in our front and are harassing the tv reporters that came with us. Our voices must be heard and we won’t leave till he SPEAKS TO US.
#SARSMUSTEND
#EndSARS
#SarsMustGo
#JosEndSarsProtest
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Well hi there 😌😊
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Abeg de add surname.
Chris, even if the entire world has a happy new year, your 2024 will be filled with sorrow. Wicked man.
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Fucked around with this recipe today. Nna daalu!
✨ SUPER SIMPLE (yet very tasty) Suya chicken recipe 🍗 ✨
For this, I used the oven but you can use your grill or whatever method you prefer to roast your chicken. Enjoy!!
Follow me on Instagram and tiktok:
@cookwithdike
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We are saying Blaqbonez is the best rapper in Nigeria right now.
Someone is mentioning YCee and Yung6ix.
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My small win for today is my last article being picked up for publication by a Noteworthy - the journal blog. Small win but it feels good to be noticed. Thank you God
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I hate unnecessary arguments tbh. Not a very confrontational person, once I weigh pros and cons in my head and it tilts one side, I’m out.
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I really hope I have an amazing birthday next year. I deserve it
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Today sweet die. We bless God.
Thanks for all the well wishes ❤️
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If you’ve been texting/toasting someone for like 1-2 weeks and they’ve never texted you first. Please find love at home you’re disturbing them.
(This is not aimed at OP)
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Meal : grilled fish with plantain and yam.
Recipe :
@IzunnaDike
This tasted amazing. Plus I really wanted to use this sound 🤣
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We tell them you can have beards but not too many
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Update on what’s happening in jos. Hoodlums went to terminus to impersonate protesters and hijack the protest. They threw stones at cars and broke windows. Police fired shots in the air to disperse them.
#EndSARS
#JosProtest
#josprayerwalk
#EndPoliceBrutalityinNigera
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Took fine pictures today so I’m posting them everywhere. Enjoy💫💫🔆💥
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I used to have a crush on you will forever remain a useless piece of information.
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Ghosting people is evil and toxic. Especially when y’all were good and nothing dramatic happened
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We’ll keep pushing and fighting for everyone we’ve lost!!!
#SARSMUSTENDNOW
#EndSarsNow
#EndSarsProtests
#SarsMustGo
#5for5
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Finally done and dusted. It’s been God.
Time for
favour>labour
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@dawuzi
@Oyinash_
@fatgirlwithout
@allenakinkunle
So your argument is not that the men don’t say stupid things but that women do it too so it should be the whole lagos ??
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I just saw this nice dress and this woman came to mind first.
Baba God let this be the last time 🙏🏽.
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See the devil trying to stop my shine with ASUU strike, but guess whose God never sleeps meee!!. Final defense done ✅ B.eng In the bag.
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Need one with “ Obi’m ” written on it. Because she’ll be my whole heart
Sunflower got a necklace with “My beloved”written on it 🫢🫢🫢
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Wahala for never turn 50 o. Happy birthday to my mommy 😍
( practically my birthday too seeing as I’m her greatest creation )
My mother did birthday shoot for her 50th birthday which is tomorrow, but her husband has posted like five of them already.
Men will disgrace you
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I really don’t like asking people for help because it exposes me to a level of vulnerability I’m not used to feeling. I rather be the one helping people 😔😔
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I understand this.
I’ve been waiting since 2022 to fat shame one babe that was making weight jokes about me unprovoked . They’ve added weight but it’s not enough yet, Even if I have to wait till they’re pregnant. I will be there
I’m so annoyed. Someone called me ugly bc of Tems’ music in 2021 and locked their account. I’ve been stalking them for 3 years waiting for them to unlock so I can shoot back. They unlocked their account today and they’re… gorgeous? I can’t even get my lick back? 😭😭😭
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If you wan know my favorite color just text me, which one is pregnant again?
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😌😌
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I sha didn’t see any sexual attraction between oba and ade tiger. You people are just horny
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