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@TimDunkman
Tim Dunkman
3 months
If you only caught memes of Olympic breaking/breakdancing, here are some highlights of the incredible bboys Including Phil Wizard, @Danydann97 , Shigekix, Hiro10, and more
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@TimDunkman
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Japan’s Hiro10 with this crazy breaking sequence but still gets eliminated
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For anyone who doesn’t think breaking/breakdancing should be an Olympic sport, here’s Japan’s Shigekix kicking off the bboys round robin:
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Japan’s Shigekix had an impressive semis but watch Canada’s Phil Wizard call his move Phil Wizard moves on to the finals in Olympics breaking
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Crowd booed the result but gave him a warm ovation - he was all heart
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@TimDunkman
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Followed shortly by China’s Lithe-Ing Breaking requires an insane amount of athleticism, agility, and creativity
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Also a wholesome moment as the tearful Hiro10 exits but the crowd pulls him in for a hug
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@TimDunkman
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@paulpierce34 Gossip from a guy we called the Truth. Embarrassing.
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@TimDunkman
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Japan’s Hiro10 did this and still lost his round 9-0
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@mollyhannahm Someday they’ll hang your jersey from the rafters of Bleacher Report
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@TimDunkman
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2 years
@TeeTrimma @Giannis_An34 @Sheridanblog “Continue to fall short in the postseason”… the man won a chip last calendar year on one of the greatest clinching performances of all time. Get your brain checked lol
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@BrianJNBA At least it’s not as bad as signing five 67 OVR Richard Johnsons
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Bones Hyland better not get a damn ring
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@TimDunkman
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@BrickMuse Apple really going hard with viral marketing plants
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@cbanksburner @wojespn Attack of the clowns 🤡
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@kathryngimborys Yep, he managed to make Dame the villain after lying to him for two years. Expert level machiavellian scheming
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@AnferneeSimons @AmaraBaptist Get the rook to get your food, then you can call him Scoober Eats
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1 year
Jordan Poole looks like he spent 15 years on the Baltimore homicide unit
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@TimDunkman
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10 months
@KCJHoop As usual DeRozan is all class. Fans who were there will justify the booing but you know he’s right
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@espn_macmahon Nuggets warmup with Jokic was “intense” and “at one point Mat Ishbia was crying” but everyone grew closer and a big lesson was learned
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@TimDunkman
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2 years
@TEastNBA This will do more for Pacers basketball than half their games this season. Big W.
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@TimDunkman
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2 years
@enra6ed Raps jerseys are in dire need of a shakeup. Probably the most boring ones in the league.
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@TimDunkman
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2 years
@outmyglo @nocloxt @OVOLakeShow Maybe not explicitly promoting it but definitely propagating it. It’s so disingenuous to say “I’m just posting this, I can post whatever I want” and not take any responsibility for the content or consequences of what you post. That’s some Trump level BS
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@TimDunkman
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3 months
Canada’s Phil Wizard wins the first ever Olympic gold medal in men’s breaking
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@TimDunkman
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@statmuse Jaren Jackson Jr Career high blocks 8 Career high steals 5 Both last season
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1 year
@NBAinthezone @joshhart No one cares about your trash analysis
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@TimDunkman
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10 months
@KellanOlson First Booker steals KD’s peanut butter and jelly sandwich from the fridge and now this
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@TimDunkman
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Scottie Barnes and Gradey Dick looking like the Splash Dinos vs Boston They’ve combined for 7 threes and 29 points in the first 8 minutes as the Raps lead 36-20
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@TimDunkman
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@JLew1050 Completely missed the point. All of the players listed have different reasons for being booed, some valid and some not. Like of course you can boo opposing players like Pierce and Embiid. Booing someone who was integral to winning you a chip is a different story
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@BrickMuse It’s a moving screen but AD flung himself out of bounds like he was hit by a car
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@TimDunkman
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3 months
For everyone who judged the sport based on internet memes of Raygun, please go watch the highlights of all the great athletes Not just the boys but the girls too - Ami, Nicka, India, 671, and Syssy all had incredible performances and deserve some love
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@TimDunkman
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@ThomasBuckets78 @kylekuzma You can still do fresh while staying true to the team’s core identity and colors. Alternate schemes (like say Toronto black and gold or pink Miami Vice) should only be changed a max of once every 5 years So many jerseys these days could belong to any team in the NBA
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@2KIntel Too low but he’ll prove them wrong if healthy
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@VicLombardi The Nuggets win the title The NBA:
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@TimDunkman
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@NBAPR There should be a Charles Barkley Award for best media personality. And you should give it to Charles Barkley
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@YAnunoby Maybe it had something to do with adding a 1st team all-NBA player in Shai, a 2nd team all-defense player in Brooks, and various other useful NBA players like Barrett, Dort, Olynyk, and Powell This was the roster in 2019 when Nurse coached:
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@ButtCrackSports Jack Harlow gonna host the dedication
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@Ben_Cary_ @KevinHuerter @MackML_ Doesn’t give fans the right to harass players when their bets don’t hit. Gambling has polluted the game in a major way
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@TimDunkman
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Breaking isn’t just acrobatics, it’s also about artistry, as the USA’s Victor showed here while advancing to the semi finals
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@TimDunkman
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2 years
@dcSwaGRRrrr @ESPNNBA @JaredMartyMN Yep the Wolves like to use decoy plays and actual decoys. That’s a fan dressed up as Ant. The real Ant is in the locker room with some spicy tenders and blackened ranch ✊🏽
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@TimDunkman
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@NBA_University Average age can be misleading unless weighted by actual minutes played. Per @bball_ref Brooklyn is 17th youngest, because their core rotation guys are mainly vets. Utah is 12th, while Memphis and Houston are 6th and 7th. Dallas is 12th oldest, Toronto 15th. Heat/Bulls 7th/8th.
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@TimDunkman
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1 year
@RTNBA Thought maybe a Star Wars character got mixed in but turns out Feron Hunt has played a total of 8 minutes in the NBA
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1 year
@CookHimTatum @TheDunkCentral @PatBevPod You don’t have to be loud to be a dog. Pat Bev is all bark and no bite. OG Anunoby is quiet but he’s tough as nails. He’s like a german shepherd while Pat Bev is just a chihuahua
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@TimDunkman
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@Fiizop It’s not just about the quality of athletes, different eras have different rules Scoring is up 20ppg per team since Jordan’s last season. Jalen Brunson’s PPG would have been the 4th highest in ’98. He didn’t get better than hall of famers, the rules changed
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@globeandmail Epitomizes modern journalism that you would feature a giant picture of a person who has an opinion on the story rather than anything to do with the story itself. Not to mention that you don’t note it is an opinion piece here because that won’t bring the clicks
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@Sperm_Center @TheDunkCentral @BasketballOnX Eh crawl back into the condom you fell out of
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@mollyhannahm Celtics social media team: “Bullying works”
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1 year
@ByTimReynolds This must be what a very good Spurs fan experiences when they die and go to heaven
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1 year
@LegionHoops Once Bronny has kids LeBron is gonna be the first active Grandpa in the association And he’ll still be dunking
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@JonesOnTheNBA It especially hurts bc dynamic pricing makes games with stars extra expensive… We dropped $2k to see Steph for the 1st time last season & he didn’t play If teams charge premium prices to see stars, they should offer compensation if they’re out (merch, future discounts,whatever)
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@KDtrey5Five @LegionHoops True or false: Austin Reaves is a first ballot Hall of Famer
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@kendra__andrews The Lakers are blasting UB40 post shootaround. Anthony Davis yelled “turn that UB40 up!” while LeBron was drinking red red wine on the other end of the court.
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@kathryngimborys He only broke up with you because Cronin kept telling him he would get him help and he never did (src below) It’s like if your partner of 11 years sold your house and car and pets for magic beans. He should at least put you up in a hotel of your choosing
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@TimDunkman
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@NekiasNBA People either aren’t watching Scottie Barnes or they were once traumatized by velociraptors like Ben Taylor
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@TimDunkman
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2 years
@K_P_W3 @wojespn Kyrie is responsible for his own words and actions, and the consequences of those words and actions.
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1 year
In the load management era, this is an all time great quote from CJ McCollum @JonesOnTheNBA would appreciate it
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CJ McCollum has missed 7 games since he was traded to New Orleans. Asked him about being insistent he's in the lineup almost every night.
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@JGeo @wojespn @KingJames MJ and Vegas… what could possibly go wrong
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@JLew1050 If they miss their next 25 threes it’s on you
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@LegionHoops @FadeawayWorld Utah is definitely going to want to trade their all star and a young scorer for a pile of garbage A+
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@Larrydn22 This is the ideal NBA player. You may not like it, but this is what peak leadership looks like.
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@HenryTheBlasian Grand Theft Jauto: Grind City
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@rolopez42 The Dunking Man, brought to you by Fanduel Making same death parlays is super easy on the Fanduel app!
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@TimDunkman
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3 months
It was almost impossible to find highlights of the bgirls breaking competition, so I tried to spread some of the bboys, but the IOC is copyright striking them If a nobody with 150 followers could get 4 million views, there is an audience for this sport! Hope @iocmedia sees that
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@RealNBAHotTakes @RTNBA @coachthorpe Not saying they’re the same but Magic sold a lot of tickets too. Just because a guy is flashy doesn’t mean he’s not effective - Ball was 35th in the NBA in RPM
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@TimDunkman
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1 year
@luka7doncic @Luk_AI Lukabot talks a lot of smack about you, Luka
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1 year
@dallasmavs @KathyDrysdale I think you mean the Goddess of the Baseline D-Live: “She used to always tell me she was always posting up. But her favorite move was just a little jumper from the short corner. She always told me she was the ‘Goddess of the baseline.’” per @MarcJSpears @andscape
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@Raptors @gradey_dick Everyone loves Gradeybana
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1 year
@blazers_palace If anyone is curious, this is the actual place in Petra, Jordan
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@StepBackPascal @droppingdimes50 This dude should be called droppingpennies, Idk why twitter’s feeding me this dollar store droppingdimes20
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2 years
@Ryuzatsu @insomniacgames @CmonSpiderSense @Incog_nitus Gamer entitlement is off the charts ridiculous.
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@Raptors Y’all must have dug deep to find this footage of Luka
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@jovanbuha League ain’t ready for them
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@theshift_sports @WNBA You’ll never find a more stand up guy than DeMar DeRozan. Great teammate and leader, humble, loyal, relentless work ethic, and a great dad to boot. Truly one of the best role models in the NBA
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@TimDunkman
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@massey_evan If true this would be especially funny because the Raptors could simply have drafted Nembhard if not for the Thaddeus Young trade
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@caseybannerman Masai had the option to keep him via restricted free agency but chose not to. Weird decision after bringing in Darko for development
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@TheSteinLine Anyone who pays Max Strus $50 million is gonna regret it like a fourteen beer hangover
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@NBAMemes Nah, making the final four is a decent accomplishment for a 7th seed, even if they got swept This tweet clears it for sure:
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This was a freak injury but Embiid was clearly not right before this play. Which again brings up the question of why an injury-prone giant and Philly’s MVP has been playing 12 minute stretches (1st and 3rd quarters) all season. It makes zero sense.
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@TimDunkman
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@RTNBA Every lineup should have Curry Giannis Joker Those three are the perfect complementary trio. The other two spots are debatable based on spacing and defense
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@TimDunkman
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2 years
@RGT_85 @ShamsCharania Tim Connelly went from one of the greatest draft finds of all time in Jokic to one of the worst trades of all time. Gonna be hard to escape fraud status unless the Wolves make a finals.
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@TimDunkman
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The NBA is making referee Eric Lewis retire for tweeting from a burner account and Blair Cuttliff is not happy about it
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@ekoreen @keerthikau Twitter people I trust: Koreen and Uthayakumar. That’s it. That’s the list.
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@johnrea57213957 @WorldWideWob Mid is far too generous These jerseys would be mid at a design school for visually impaired llamas
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@TimDunkman
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We deserve ten years of Yuki Kawamura dropping dimes to Zach Edey
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@mollyhannahm It’s like when some parents took their kids to a Disney movie but the theater showed Saw instead
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@crandallgold @RealTBONEHusker This is like those losers who take pictures of themselves in front of other people’s Lambos and pretend it’s their own. Except it’s even worse because a Lambo is cool and this truck is just telling the world you’re a trashy, mentally-unbalanced weirdo.
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@AaronBenRose How could Nick Nurse and Fred VanVleet kill the vibes like this. So selfish
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Part of the Olympic charter is to secure the widest audience possible… that needs to include social media, especially for people who don’t have access to cable tv
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@GuruLakers Adam Silver: “With the first pick the San Antonio Spurs select Victor Wembanyama” Lakers fans: “omg everyone is so obsessed with LeBron and the Lakers”
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Zach Edey is a walking mismatch but the Grizzlies bench guards are having trouble finding him in the post When they do, this happens:
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@TimDunkman
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@MELOD1P RIP LaMelo was truly the best of us
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@SeanGrandePBP This feels like the basketball equivalent of selling your soul to the devil
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@TimDunkman
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@RapsMuse Y’all setting yourselves up for disappointment. Shai’s under contract for 4 more years and has turned into a superstar. OKC will switch gears to add talent around him if he signals he’s unhappy. Celebrate the awesome team the Raptors have now instead of pining for who they don’t
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@TimDunkman
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@caseybannerman They should hire you to design them. The cities at least if nothing else
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@JLew1050 Who needs a coach, Raps are just going to put an ipad on a stick and set it to ChatGPT
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This absurd three by Steph Curry may cap off the greatest two minutes by a single player in Olympic basketball history Four straight threes/12 points to seal the gold
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@SIChrisMannix @TheDunkCentral “The fight for Embiid will be tough. The U.S. needs to win it.” Not sure why the US needs to go grovelling for players to represent it. You win or lose with the players who want to be there & represent the flag. Treating it like free agency is against the spirit of the Olympics
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@Giannis_An34 Why did the chicken cross the road? So Giannis wouldn’t eat its feet
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@RTNBA This must be a test to see who doesn’t take Bron for $3. I’m not falling for it give me 5 Brons at $3
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@TimDunkman
Tim Dunkman
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Notable young guys among the top 30 in ESPN’s initial real plus minus stats for 2023-24: 2. Tyrese Haliburton +7.45 9. Tyrese Maxey +4.71 16. Desmond Bane +3.64 17. Scottie Barnes +3.64 24. Mark Wiliams +3.20 27. Alperen Sengun +3.05 28. Matisse Thybulle +3.04
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