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@TiddiesnMusic
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@thechosenberg
okay but like am i the only one concerned that this man is in his twenties and still hasent realized grabbing other girls clothed titties is cheating? like its not the naked that makes it bad its the WRONG SET OF TITTIES
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@strawbkake
can someone make one that says "has a tiny willy" because its goofy and i dont want to get accused of false advertising
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@ohthoughtsquote
its completely fine to be having a busy day text like "hey im busy today working on x thing will talk when i can" having to be constantly worried about your phone or whatever else while trying to get shit done is so irritating
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@l0lhales
not that it matters much, but from whats been explained to me Long distance and edating are slightly different, edaters never plan to meet irl and keep everything online, long distance you actually plan to be together irl
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@peeholelicker
please marry him cause thats some next level communication skills he is displaying
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@cyber_bunnie
my question is, if you have a whole ass gf/bf the fuck do you need porn for?!?!?!?
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@cicington
while i wouldn't call it glamorous, id say its a lot better for character building, it teaches you to respect and appreciate things so much more and can really make you into a better person if you allow it to
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@littleidiotgirI
fun fact my one bedroom apartment from 2015- june 2023 in iowa was $500 a month rent, my mortgage payment in the same area is $780 a month
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@smokeismedicine
i work with a guy that calls pretty girls "fart girls" because he wants them to fart in his face
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@peeholelicker
i feel like fast food parking lot would be better, cause they will definitely buy you food after
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@peeholelicker
kiwi thats a huge W means he realizes he missed out and is salty still you're living in his head rent free
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@amandaasette
that is actually like solid advice just in general though? like if you dont want kids with random girls you bang follow the above list and stay kid free like why did this make people mad
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@sinnoh_CEO
slither wing is a dope design, keldeo is goated, and great tusk is a fun new take on an old stale pokemon tauros same thing, flamigo i could take or leave but this looks like a straight W to me
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@aquarius_ow
there is a legitimate use case for snapchat and other internet based messaging services if you have international friends texting internationally can be very expensive so apps like snapchat come in handy
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@xcordoliumx
my first league account got banned because nobody explained the terms so i kept saying "i'll feed the adc in bot" thinking i was saying "i'll support the adc in bot" and people reported me
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@chknuggetz
i definitely thirst followed you because you're pretty but i am so glad i stayed on board for what i can only imagine is going to be the greatest thing on my timeline when this drops
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I hate that talking about feelings and being vulnerable is viewed as a negative, i'm a very vocally emotional person I want you to know how I feel and I want to know its okay to be vulnerable with you
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@dadmann_walking
dont forget your favorite shorts also no longer fit and you'll never find another pair that fits just right like those ones did either
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@T1ttyBiter_
i feel like any kind of LDR story to the kids would be like so cute cause its like "i loved your mom/dad so much that we made it happen against every challenge that came our way because we couldnt stand being away from each other"
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@ctrlsadi
no i just use to get scream at if i took more than 10 mins to reply its a trauma response
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@bugasterism
@httpsosweet
edating is when you never plan to meet irl, ldr is when you plan to meet in person
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@cyber_bunnie
bold of you to assume that its me telling grandma and not the other way around 🤣
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yeah shes pretty, but will she be there when im having a mental breakdown at 3am over something trivial that my brain is panicing about for no reason?
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@RowanJetteKnox
oh lord someone help these poor kids, i cant imagine the horror of having delicious grilled food, funny aprons, and fun times fishing 🤣
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@cyber_bunnie
you can be my convience person anything i dont want to do mostly chores i'll pay you to do 🤣
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@sassenachsmile
could we also make "i like your face" an acceptable comment to a selfie meaning "please for the love of god never stop sending me selfies because your face is the only thing that makes me smile like that"
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@CountryGal493
yeah talking stages are fucking stupid like why are we texting and not getting food or some shit
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@l0lhales
no worries it didnt come off as rude! i should have read the comments first sorry! 🩵
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@ballerguy
i read this as "my dad yesterday" and i was genuinely so concerned until i reread it holy fuck
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@peeholelicker
you're gonna put a ring on it right? cause like dudes dont do that shit anymore
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@cyber_bunnie
i like the logitech c920 but its in the higher end of that price range like 45-50 dollars if you catch a deal on it otherwise it sits around 60-70 most days
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@VinceLoL_
my first league account was banned because i thought feeding the adc in bot was supporting the adc and nobody explained, i would just say "gonna feed adc bot" and then get called toxic and reported
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@vonasterrors
completely unrelated but this tweet popped up on my tl and it was the first time i saw the santa hat on your pfp and i like it
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@eIisun
i hate when people give us scapers a bad name, i just wanna make my potions and fight things in peace
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@slavswag
imagine being ashamed/embarrassed by porn in 2023, shit porn is half the reason i have twitter
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@vonasterrors
depends on the situation like if someone was like "yeah they cheated on me 10 times idk what to do" like shit leave their bitch ass what the fuck, but if its normal relationship problems like go talk that shit out
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@ThePostsOffice
somebody needs to explain to these dudes that liking girls is gay, because girls like dick and liking dick is gay so if you like girls that like dick then you're gay as hell and thats okay
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@peeholelicker
literally me can we talk or we need to talk or i have to talk to you about something, are literally the most anxiety inducing phrases to me
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@peeholelicker
you should do neither, you're wonderful and you can talk as much as you want anytime
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@peeholelicker
i think at 12k you should keep posting whatever you want its your page to enjoy however you see fit, also hi kiwi hope you had a good day 🤗
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@EkaBakie
wait you mean drinking bleach,eating tide pods, and mixing borax with mtn dew wont help me lose 5 inches off my waist and I was lied too?!?!?!?
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@girlsterrifyme
you should be jumping up and down and screaming at how lucky you are to get a dm from kiwi 🤗
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I hate when people treat me like i'm stupid, chances are I already know more than you think
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@raekennedy_
okay but like thats true most of the time, if they wanted to they would, like its fine to be busy but if they wanted to make the time
they would
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I have been a shitty person and I have done some shitty things in my life, but people can and do change and i've worked really hard the last 5 years to be a better me, i'm honestly a lot happier with myself as a whole
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@jeezcakefactory
i work in middle management so i have a work related email account most emails are like invoices from trucks etc but like maybe 1 out of 10 emails are employee notes or scam warnings that are important
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if anyone needs a pretend, weirdo bf for national bf day tomorow i accept playstation gift cards
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@peeholelicker
i am respectfully not in love with you for a few reasons but you're a really nice and cool person!
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@gabagabsa
say yes but then cancel and reschedule on him a bunch to show him not all moms are good
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little mans going through it 🤣
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@ihatethiskid
save some girls for the rest of us man thats just unfair you were hot to begin with
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@notsurrah
@SandyFrizzle
the funny thing is these women think its a flex to steal these men, but really any man who's easily taken with promises of trucks,dirt bikes, and sex arent men that you want to begin with 🤣
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@peeholelicker
but also a good gauge of the person and long term potential because if they wont buy you food after do you really want that person? like cmon now 🤣
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i'm fucking stupid i'd do that shit like 12 bazillion times cause if it isnt her i dont want it
if i gave someone my heart on christmas and they gave it away the very next day i am certainly NOT trying the same exact thing the following year. fool me once type of situation
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i think its time for a new twitter crush, not having one makes me feel left out
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i followed a pretty girl but she posted about liking nickelback and now i'm regretting my decisions
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