@Mohgz13 @chileplum Really? I'm actually not surprised. I'm only here because I need something and then I'll be gone again. By the way, do a lot of people still use twitter? Just curious😅

@Mohgz13 I'm sure that can arranged... But first... Where can we get them?

@Mohgz13 @OMGFunniest_ Oh my word.... They're sooo adorable!!!!! <3 Can I have one?? PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE!! :'(

...Tell me the story about how the sun loved the moon so much that He died every night just to let her breathe,,,

... The wild still lingered in her... And the wolf in her merely slept...

"@comedyandtruth: Accurate http://t.co/i9pvkeWx7q"@Mischi_Mallow

RT @Melanie_Pillay1: Me: This chicken is undercooked. Wife: You don't appreciate my cooking. Me: I think the vet could save it if it we too…

"@lnsaneTweets: its like boys are the oscars and im leonardo dicaprio"@Mischi_Mallow

RT @Factsionary: Psychology says; People tend to value memories more than actual people. Sometimes you miss the memories, not the actual pe…

...Maybe you have to know the darkness before you can appreciate the light...

@Melanie_Pillay1 "Sorry sir u cnt smoke here""Bt I bought the cigarettes from ur shop" "We also sell condoms.Bt u cnt start f**king here.."

RT @UncleDuke1969: *takes coffee from hot barista *makes eye contact *smiles *winks *sips scalding coffee "Thankth, thexy! Theeya!" *walk…

@Mischi_Mallow lol but I mentioned you in the tweet ><

@Mischi_Mallow My life is like a gene... The exons represent my cold and hard side; while the introns represent my warm and soft side...

"@Parentpains: I follow witty and attractive people on Twitter because apparently it's creepy when you do it in real life."@Melanie_Pillay1

RT @TedOfficialPage: Life has many different chapters. One bad chapter doesn't mean it's the end of the book.

@Melanie_Pillay1 "@AwkwardComedy: Fun prank: replace sugar packets at restaurants with cocaine."