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【P】【U】【N】【S】 【I】【N】 【B】【I】【O】 Check out my RPGs: Akkadian Rhythms, Timeless the RPG Check out my books: GMing Made Easy, Imposter Syndrome, Fearsome Devils

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@MadScribeGames Just released Splendorous Spells! A magic supplement compatible with 5e. It was a labor of love, as on top of new spells it also covers page after page of magic exceptions that are not covered well in the original books. Available at @GiantSlayerRPGs
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@swordscomic That last one will be the most powerful. Or maybe not. Maybe other people could use it better. I'd probably just screw it up. You guys better keep it.
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@DelusionPosting You just need a bigger spear
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@Grummz @Ubisoft Japanese: Here's an italian that we make fun of, but he's lovable and your favorite hero. Ubisoft: Here's a horrible take on Japan, and we hate everyone who doesn't agree.
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@ClassicComics3 It follows the format of an american Tall Tale. It literally is an american art form. If it works, why fiddle with it?
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@yacineMTB Oh, this won't backfire:
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@InternetH0F And then the class went to the playground for ressessive.
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@JoeEason1 @EvasTeslaSPlaid @elonmusk They're relying on the fact that the cyber truck's audience don't know what a half ton pickup is. ...but they sure half tons of fans in tow.
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@8chabard If you ask a snake, they'd eat a cookie, prefer more exciting prey. "Oreo bore us."
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@lporiginalg Running by herself? I thought Ambers always ran in Heards.
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@redditships So the child is not 28, and this is not a robbing the cradle type relationship. Talk about misleading headlines.
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@Zetterstrand So you're saying this is your craft?
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@Bornakang Looks like the mirror is not all she got while she was out
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@MondayMagi Tieflings have darkvision
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@thechosenberg I look at this a little different. Relationships are all about getting through hard times. Trusting someone, and getting fulfillment from caring for them. She didn't experience hallmark channel/sleazy romance novel love. But she experienced real love and failed to recognize it.
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@Fenrirtheicewo1 John Spartan, you have been fined one credit for violation of the verbal morality statute.
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@DelusionPosting Tell us you wore a blue shirt in a walmart without telling us you wore a blue shirt in a walmart.
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@daniellecolby Sounds like something a ghost would say.
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@Txp_RBI_Xctuxl They should make a movie about this. It's like the opposite of Cool Runnings.
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@crazyclipsonly No... One... Feels up Gaston Rubs their heels up Gaston Drinks too much and throws up all her meals by Gaston He want's dinner before he's man-handled. Quick wave, stern phrase, then she is gone Don't grope any Don, Mick, or Goofy They prefer hair that is naturally blonde
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@titMcGrit2 Don't listen to the criticism. You're dune a great job!
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@Bornakang I should have focused on the skull
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@OrwellNGoode Meanwhile:
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@crazyclipsonly I really want to know what the security guard was talking about.
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@thevivafrei @POTUS How many days until "O.k. the president was in business with his son, but here's why that's a good thing."?
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@kabrutusrambo I watched it twice squinting to look for the game part of this video, and my biggest question now is if they got permission from Sean Connery's estate
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@reddit_lies I think they could have la forged a better joke.
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@FernieCommaAlex I doubt it was an unpopular teacher who made it. I bet it was a cool aid.
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@crazyclipsonly Man. Looks like they were really... pissed.
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@todayyearsoldig Well it's a spout time you learned this.
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@TopGyaru It has to do with the education of new civil engineers. Most inclines have a grade, but when it's really hard, they grade them on a curve.
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@DelusionPosting It's not wrong. It was over a long time ago.
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@toolongsats @InternetH0F I feel like cat ladies dream of having people to block... Like dudes having arguments in the shower.
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@InternetH0F Pope mobile
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@Warlockdnd It's a vibrating blade. But it can't cut through flesh. That's literally why it exists. Don't worry, it works on our actors. Our actors? Why? They're part of the cast.
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@IdiotOfTheEast I find it interesting how the latest fallout memes perfectly represent why I can't connect with the franchise.
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@BoundingComics Why'd they turn Ricky into a woman?
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new rainbow six siege operator
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@DelusionPosting He's not wrong. The socialist youth are still trying to get a 1 party system, attacking anyone who disagrees, and hate jews.
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@PleaseBeGneiss Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. You guys always find fault in things.
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@iancorzine @CollinRugg @MickamiousG I disagree. New York may be weird, but if someone is a threat to others, you have a right to self defense. He was attacked with an unknown liquid in a world of rampant acid attacks worldwide. The attacker was clearly a danger to nearby people. Don't know if NY has this clause.
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@keldorjedii - - - - -
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@Teh_Snowflake Are you aware of who voiced vader? This is a serious question.
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@LiveDigitalArt They accidentally posted the job description for a remote software engineer.
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@Grummz You know something funny... I don't read gaming news. I have no interest in gaming news. But Grummz' regular updates is getting me up to date on. You do more for that broken industry by accident than any of the reviewers that call themselves journalists have ever done.
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@TrungTPhan Japan underestimates the number of Americans who continue to work for the federal government.
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@Rothmus It's a fascinating read. The short story is that the families end up being in charge of long term storage and the failures usually happen there. Nobody has any real hopes in the process as it causes massive cracks and tissue damage. But someday maybe.
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@AProdigiosus I thought it was a solid relationship.
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@Rothmus bloodmouth
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@MariteRodz @redditships And if it was after, it would be childthetical.
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@BrotiGupta I watch squirrels attack each other over bird seed every day, specifically the largest trying to hurt the smallest. It's not like you even have to leave your house to observe this.
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@LibertyCappy That's a great temporary structure while he finishes welding the bulldozer.
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@woofknight Missing but unnoticed? Most people's education.
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@FuckKoroks Recession: You work two jobs and can't afford a 2nd vehicle Communism: You starve I'm not sure this is being considered in context.
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@pcgamer Sounds like you're interest in the franchise is starting to wayne.
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@DaddyWarpig I think his brain is baron.
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@Rothmus Why is it a straw man? Why isn't it a straw woman? So sexist.
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@Grummz Harassment is wrong unless he does it.
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@payasomax420 @Johnny2900 @GameStop Gamestop sent AI generated art back in time to decorate their used game boxes. Time travel confirmed.
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@wildtiktokss Most people don't actually play by the rules. If the person who lands doesn't buy it has to be auctioned off. You can't not purchase. In this case 1 player would start to get all the property super cheap as the only one bidding and you'd see the horrors of feudalism.
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@Magiholic_ @DelusionPosting They should replace them with popular R&B singers. Finally the characters will have soul.
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@riseupcomus Im glad they included the lesser known pink dwarf, Frite'ner Bahdtaste. (Pictured right)
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@DelusionPosting Can I just add that you should be scared of being fat? It's a health risk we should be scared of. Like diabetes.
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@DelusionPosting Somehow we don't doubt that.
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@rickyberwick "Zero Tolerance" is a dog whistle for fascist rule.
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@TIME Not being able to go back to Constantinople could become Turkey's new Istanbul.
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@JackPosobiec If you remove the protest, this tactic of pretending to get run over is insurance fraud. Normal people go to jail. But it's (D)ifferent.
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@DrakeVagabond Since its initial release, the favorite (or at least most recognized) character is a black actor. They literally don't now this. That's how much they are not actual fans.
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@ShitpostGate To help her remain calm, remind her that to everything there is a season.
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@ChazakielDoremi It's interesting to see this discussion in a post-han shoots first world.
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@DelusionPosting Trying to figure out why the laundromat stereotype didn't make the list.
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@weirddalle "But your kids won't learn how to socialize"
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@TheFigen_ The underwater jetpack has taken water outings by storm this year. In other news, shark attacks are up 7,000 percent.
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@wildtiktokss Since I played this game competitively and have some high rated advice elsewhere online... (I'm such a freaking nerd. I need better hobbies) Not buying is a basic pro strategy. Most often it either gets the property cheaper as you bid, or it runs down the competitions money
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@disownedcustoms @engineers_feed I'm super curious about this one. Wouldn't it have an impossible angle of attack after leaving that gust of wind?
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@LanternJS They don't call it a cut. They call it a C-Section.
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@ManuclearBomb So "yoink!" doesn't count? I can't believe you took that away from us.
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@InternetH0F While the real answer is probably discouraging other large cats from taking the same prey... I want to say these legendary massai warriors
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@MoreCrazyClips I hate the batfleck, but I like him a lot more after this clip.
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@WomenPostingLs I have a suspicion they like fruity drinks and never pack an umbrella.
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@anticarsls You'll have to pay your own way there. If you're going dutch.
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@PopCulture2000s I've seen Titanic, the Passion, Independence Day, Jurassic Park, and the Dark Knight in theaters. Expected big audience reactions... nothing Asked to see Twilight part 2, and the lamentations could be heard from space. I'll admit. It's a significant moment in movie history..
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@Cymatics13 @SweetBabyInc A) He is lying about the nature of the criticism. B) Just fire someone and apologize. C) In an effort to keep people from getting "pushed out" he's going to just get a bunch of people laid off with horrible products faster than the made up boogie man can "push people out."
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@weirddalle Maybe that walmart is shadow banned. Nobody can see its posts.
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@crazyclipsonly What do you think judges? Simon: It's cabaret.
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@messedupfoods I don't know. Looks like a W to me.
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@ReadyNSet_ No. They're usually way less funny than the original.
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@DocStrangelove2 I don't know, but he's not the hero. He's da foe.
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@DailyLoud We filmed it on a cell phone to dramatically recreate people believing it's a real recording.
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@bigOla_mide @RobberyFaiI No, this is attempted murder. Clearly the robber (assassin) shoots first. The owner doesn't even draw until after the first short, and during the second. Thankfully the assassin got his death sentence served quickly. Justice prevailed.
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@FuckKoroks What's so funny about this is that early 20th century art did code things to races... NATIONALITIES Much as Klingons are the russians and Hobbits are the brits, there is a chance that the source material for orcs are Germans or Prussians or something. You know. White people.
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@NICKWALSH When they have parades to remember the victims, I hope they have the best floats.
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@FAFO_TV He was sick of all the complaining and wine-ing.
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@DiscussingFilm That makes sense. He didn't make sense for the role, but he absolutely delivered. Totally blown away that he pulled it off. Still want a gambit lead film, not sure if he's the right choice, but dang he buried himself and pulled out a whole new person for his part in this.
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@MommaKayBear The term "gatekeeping" was popularized to kick out people they hate by calling them "gatekeepers." It was started by the worst offenders, and they continue to ruin communities as they go. Unfortunately people try to change its usage not. It helped identify who not to trust.
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@Natizilda Maybe that's the hill that makes them the most money. A real green hill zone.
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@Rothmus Does he know where she went?
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