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Your friendly neighborhood giant, Infused with more autism than a Pfizer test lab. I make weird videos online. Commies aren't people.

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Joined October 2022
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Team eggnog bitches. Cider is for fairies and women.
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Apologies @DonutOperator for your DnD sheet. Google was wrong...again...
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@TheAKGuy @SHGames @Activision Since they ripped you off, I'd say go for it.
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@HazelAppleyard_ Why did this have to be one of the first things I saw upon waking up? 🤢
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@DefiantLs PA voter here. I'm still voting Trump, but now I'm gonna do it even harder.
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@SHGames So weird... I feel like I saw this in an @TheAKGuy video at some point 🤔
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LMAO took ya long enough. @TonyGonzales4TX @RepTonyGonzales Can't face your voting record eh?
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@TonyGonzales4TX And your voting record shows your absolute disregard for the constitution. You do realize we compared your record with AOC's, and they are nearly identical right? If you want to see how Ernie "Tony" Gonzales is screwing the people of Texas, here.
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@TonyGonzales4TX Odd, didn't you vote for Taxpayer funded abortions?
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This week has been so much fun with content so I decided to make y'all another song based on "The Offenders" from @UnsubscribeCast Enjoy while I make nachos.
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@DonutOperator @GeorgeTakei Probably the same chick that runs Biden's
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@Timcast And this is EXACTLY why this book was written.
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@DonutOperator @elonmusk His whole car lineup being S3XY and now this? Perfection
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@TonyGonzales4TX Don't see why you even bothered tweeting about this considering you will probably vote some more to enable it.
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@TheAKGuy Wrapping the barrel in bacon makes it go over easier.
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@TonyGonzales4TX Yeah, the lying is definitely pathological. You really can't stop can you Ernie?
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@DonutOperator @vidsthatgohard No worries dude, I gotchu
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@DonutOperator Least favorite vehicle of all time?
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I miss bullying him
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@TheAKGuy @DonutOperator King Trout has to play the alcoholic potential step-mom
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Tonight was fucking insanity. Seriously, thank you to everyone who came to the watch party, whether to support Brandon, myself, or the cause of liberty. Thank you so much to both @daltonsuttonio , @Renegade_Sailor for helping host, and of course @TheAKGuy for coming on to show
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Good morning everyone! I'm well rested and taking a day to catch up on anime. Hope everyone had as much fun on the watch party as we did.
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@DonutOperator She's a commie so that tracks.
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@pepperboxtv @DonutOperator @TheAKGuy @Eli_Doubletap Genuinely think this is how cooking shows should be. Just bros making baller food and hanging out shooting the shit.
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@MelonieMac @some_bald The ultimate showdown. Apparently this is what AI thinks Barney VS Godzilla looks like.
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Thus election is fucking WILD.
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WE HIT 20K on YOUTUBE! HELL YES! Thank you everyone! Love y'all!
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@TheAKGuy Hell yes. Y'all got this!
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@DonutOperator Looking forward to your take on it. Seen what Admin has been saying about it, so would be good to see where you line up. Relax away and get to it when you get to it
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@TheAKGuy @RonPaul Absolutely epic lineup, and your name definitely worthy of being up there.
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These two are my favorite gay couple.
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Proud homophobic friends
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@TheAKGuy , your run against "Tony" Gonzales lit a fire of liberty for many. Not just at home, but all over the world. (I have the comments to prove it). Your run has shown that the entrenched rot within government cannot feel safe anymore, and it shouldn't, as there are patriots
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Brandon Herrera
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First statement since the election, here we go. Lots of people have been asking me how I feel. Am I disappointed? Angry? Do I wish we did things different? First off, I’m doing great. The truth is, I have zero room for any emotion right now other than gratitude. I’m so
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Finally catching up on Unsub... "Don't appear big to a female cop" Jesus fucking christ...i'm dying
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The world's "most popular president" just dropped out on National Ice Cream day. Coincidence? I think not. His priorities have been clear from the start.
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UPDATE! Because YouTube is siding with CNN for the debates and will be striking channels that dare provide anti-communist coverage of said debate, the Watch party will be HERE on X. Same time, different place, see you then.
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@RepTonyGonzales Weird you say that after voting for gun control just like the Nazis Ernie.
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@TABYTCHI Holy crap the replies. Either way, wife carries, daughter will too.
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This is a fact.
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Why Gary Why!
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@UnsubscribeCast @Fat_Electrician @Eli_Doubletap @TheAKGuy @DonutOperator Holy hell, y'all shared it! Lol. Genuinely happy y'all enjoyed it.
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Lmao the lefty mob is really pissed about my Kamala Goblin dnd video.
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Thank you to everyone that stopped by tonight and tons of love to @AngryCops , @The_King_Trout , @TheAKGuy & @DonutOperator for stopping by for the show to offer a new perspective. God bless everyone.
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Attending daughter's induction into the honor society. Been a while since I've worn a suit
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Doing my best @JoeBiden impression from today. Howd I do?
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@DonutOperator @UnsubscribeCast @TheAKGuy @Eli_Doubletap Fantastic episode, though I get the content warning for some people.
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Make sure to be there.
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My wife has told me I'm not allowed to shave my mustache to look like Charlie Chaplin. Truly can't understand why
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@TheQuartering Good to see you catching wind of this, guy has been doing this for MONTHS
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Damn, we are so close to 20k subscribers on YouTube. Yall are nuts.
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Happy 4th you sexy bitches
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Holy hell y'all. Never in a million years did I think I'd even have a touch of success on YT. Love you all, and thank you! I shall drink to this...
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Taking my daughter to buy her first guitar tomorrow. Big day!
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Harry Sisson today probably
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Pedophiles aren't people. They are woodchipper lube.
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Dark Hegel™️
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Tim Walz Signed a Bill Redefining the Term "Sexual Orientation" to INCLUDE PEDOPHILES. 🧵A Thread 🧵 1/x On 02/13/2023, Leigh Finke, a trans identified male, Introduced H. F. No. 1655, which redefined "Sexual Orientation." Link to the amendment: In
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Lmao, titles aren't protected, also considering that my story is about a magic toaster that gets his wonderful wish and is called the Tale of Timmy the Toaster not just Timmy the Toaster, you can politely eat an entire dick whilst my friends and I laugh at you.
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@Eli_Doubletap Hmmm, that one in the middle lookin kinda nice.
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Ernie loves projecting
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Daughter and I made some S'more cookies.
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You know damn well I am gonna support these guys. Now off to watch the @UnsubscribeCast live special.
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We decided to venture into the forest.
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Always find it funny when people from the UK freak out about a "heat wave" and then it ends up being like.. 70 degrees. Like, really?
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@TonyGonzales4TX "100% Pro life but will make sure your tax dollars pay for every abortion". Yeah seems SUPER pro life to me. And this is why Brandon is going to kick you out of office. Don't you guys have some more yard signs to steal? Or you stop doing that once you got called out?
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Perfectly said, and another wholesome Eli message. Honor those who aren't here And hold those who are close. #memorialday
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A message from Eli on #MemorialDay
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Wife took me out for Hibachi.
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Only people that can make pizza are the Italians. Not real Italians, but those New York Italians that swear they are Italian, but are really Irish. Yeah those ones.
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Yeah I'm convinced now that the secret service is either complicit in all of this, or so useless they need to be rebuilt from the ground up.
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You break into my home with a crowbar...you are going to get shot...a lot...
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Happy night time.
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Corn is back on the menu boys
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Tac Fact #3 - I eat steak at least once a day, and believe that cooking it past medium rare should affect your credit score.
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Happy Birthday to @DonutOperator ! You changed my views on cops and have inspired many on YouTube. Just know i'm raising a glass of whiskey to you listening to a celebratory song. Hey Siri, play "Tasting the Sweat on My Ranch Hand's Balls" by Zach Bryan
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Remember, Tuesday May 28th at 7 pm CST, will be hosting a watch party on YouTube for the runoff election in Dsitrict 23! Drinks, merryment, and mayhem! Be there, or you shall be forever declared a foot bro.
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I'll take "Headlines I didn't think I'd read today for 500 please"
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The Offenders is OFFICIALLY on Spotify!
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IT'S HAPPENING
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The wait is over. The finished AK-50 video releases 12:00 CT Friday.
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Machine guns are arms. "The right to keep and bear arms". Literally it's intent
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yes.
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I shall be spending the day making pretty colors explode in the sky and shooting guns all while wearing some daisy dukes and a Stetson like our forefathers intended.
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The Great thing about the left is that since they are so hell bent on abortion, genital mutilation, and chemical castration, they are a self defeating ideology. Eventually they all die off.
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Who wants to play with my battle box? @JoeBiden
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We will take over Australia
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LOL, this legit made me laugh.
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Just saw a clip of Senator Kennedy saying Kamala Harris is just AOC without the bartending experience. Fucking gold.
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I petition for all books to be printed in dark mode
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bro really said this then showed us the sickest looking book ever
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New Album "When October Ends" drops July 4th.
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@AngryCops @Mrgunsngear Man is an absolute boss for the way he handled it.
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@UnsubscribeCast @DonutOperator @TheAKGuy @Fat_Electrician @Eli_Doubletap Shaming me for my abnormal feet... not having an option for giants.
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Today's to do list. That last one is stubborn, might need some help... Steak ✅️ Anime✅️ Massage✅️ Abolishing the ATF
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Ah, wouldn't be a day on YouTube without some uniformed morons claiming I'm a far right MAGA addict.
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Some lefty cuck reported my post as violent. Apparently saying the would be assassin should hang (wasn't reported he was taken out at the time) is violent. I call it deserved.
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Sorry @TheTacWaifu , this chick says I don't love you.
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The life of someone breaking into my home is worth less than a chicken nugget. chicken nugget brings joy, burglars do not.
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To anyone from the UK, yes can confirm this is the typical American fridge, freezer, and pantry.
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Guys will see this and just think “hell yeah”
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Since I have awoken the transes, just a reminder. You can't change your gender. Cross dress all you want, but that doesn't change shit.
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The only thing more abused than Kamala's kneecaps is my bank account after 4 years of Biden
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Damn, this RFK speech is slamming the DNC.
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For anyone who is doing a LIVE tonight.
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