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Ex-Evangelical, Former radicalized Republican. Air Force vet. ADHD advocate. Techy. Occasionally witty.

Los Angeles, CA
Joined March 2014
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@jgblankenship @ianbassin @gtconway3d Once I had that constant stream of hate interrupted, my critical thinking skills started to revive. It's important for the right wing media to keep their listeners angry, because you won't stop to think if you're enraged. It's insanely effective at twisting good, kind folk.
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This was Elijah McClain. He wore masks due to his anemia and Colorado weather. Someone called 911 on him and the police held him down, beat him, and injected him with ketamine. He went into cardiac arrest and died. Elijah liked to play his violin for stray cats to calm them.
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What are the load-bearing posts of our time? Obviously 'facing god and walking backwards into hell' and 'miette' are up there. Does Ed Balls still count? PS if you can parse this you should probably log off
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This is the body camera footage of Elijah's arrest. At 1:10:00 you can see him being injected with the ketamine. He was not struggling, he was not a threat, and he was terrified.
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@gnuman1979 @gtconway3d My butt after some Taco Bell and whiskey. I don't get why this is so confusing.
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@wahtittoya Because people get exhausted and hopeless. It takes only an instant to create injustice, but it can take years to correct it. And by the time you've fought for the one, hundreds more have died and the grief and frustration become overwhelming.
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@earthsignsey @indiapitts21 I don't relish his death. I believe this is what it takes for whites to believe. Breonna Taylor had a blank police report and her killers are still getting paid. George Floyd had a video and the whole world erupted. That's how things change, when you can't deny what your eyes see
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@4everNeverTrump @bradheath Any parent will tell you that there needs to be consequences when your child tries to file spurious lawsuits to overthrow the government.
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@ch_armer @garius Counter-counter point.
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@sassyblackdiva @ditzkoff I dunno. There's something so freeing about the Pringle's man finally deciding to cut his strictly religious parents out of his life and find his own happiness.
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NURSES
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Who would you nominate for 2020 person of the year?
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@Wierd_o78033920 @KamenMedals "Father, the recent rise in stature of the proletariat is deeply vexing."
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@sassyblackdiva @ditzkoff This is the face of a man, who, at the age of 38, doesn't need to feel embarrassed when they ask him what his favorite musical is. He sells chips. He doesn't need them on his shoulder anymore.
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@PleaseBeGneiss European door technology is years ahead of ours because they think air conditioning is the devil's whispers.
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@RepDanCrenshaw Like when Trump sent thousands of soldiers to the border because FOX News told him there was a crisis, but it was just a stunt?
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@RBReich -- a nuclear Iran and North Korea -- an economy in shambles -- highest national debt in history -- more divided nation than in a hundred years -- an unqualified and compromised judiciary -- global mistrust and alienation -- a national shame of mistreatment of immigrants
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The public elementary school lunches served in South Korea vs Virginia, USA this week.
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@NoahShachtman @thedailybeast Which means they had time to place their stock trades.
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@chrislhayes Tyranny is a black man protesting the murder of his community. Freedom is dressing up like ISIS and storming city hall demanding we be allowed to die for haircuts.
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@treylawan @AnimaIWorIds @layzchipz This shit goes deeper than you know.
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@ErinBanco @NoahShachtman Trump has repeatedly said he admires Russia, North Korea, and China for their brutalizing of their people and press. If he had his way, he'd kill us all, no doubt in my mind.
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@RepDanCrenshaw Or the time Trump banned Transgender Americans from serving their country against the wishes of his own generals?
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@Whatapityonyou @Juicysteak117 Was this slogan written by COVID?
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@StephenKing If corporations were smart they'd make dressing in these sizes.
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Now there's a mass shooting at a Colorado Walmart. I'm shocked that all the nothing that's been done since Vegas hasn't stopped this madness
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@HonkIfUrHoary I am curious as to the contents of an 18+ bat presentation compared to its PG counterparts.
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@JoJoFromJerz @kylegriffin1 @playbookdc Aww, Joe is realizing the guys who tried to overthrow the country aren't really interested in governing. Cute :)
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@IGN Yes! I've been playing Cyberpunk 2077 for days now and I still haven't seen one cyborg.
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@LolOverruled I mean it's right there
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@abby4thepeople @JoshuaPHilll I'm just trying to understand how Israel thinks it's going to come out of this looking like the good guy.
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@JordanUhl If there a race and the announcer kept cheering on the 2nd and 3rd place racers while referring to the front-runner as "other" you'd know something was up.
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@1gabbyxo @_Heyonce_ I don't remember this scene from Forest Gump
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@Haleaziz This Christmas, I hope each and every Christian voter is reminded of the tens of thousands of fellow Christians being imprisoned and denied basic human rights. "What you do unto the least of these you do unto Me."
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@sarahschauer Imagine sitting next to this badass while learning about the first Thanksgiving.
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@fuckyouiquit If you avoided all extravagences, diligently saved, took no vacations, and worked for the same company through your 20s and 30s you could easily get fired for no reason right before retirement and have to spend your golden years working as a cashier.
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@vanitaguptaCR @Squeegie4 Packing the judiciary will prove to be the greatest act of sabotage this administration could have done to our country. Unqualified, intolerant, activist judges will function as roadblocks to every single progressive reform from worker's rights to climate change.
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@HamillHimself The world we could have had.
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@bowenyang @HarperRoseD Talk to any cop and they'll tell you it's like joining an entirely different world when you join the force. It's similar to the military in structure, but their enemy is us.
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@abbygov And then you prove him wrong by becoming so well-rested that you become a different person
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@SarahKSilverman Sorry :( A lot of us are programmed from birth that we're smarter, faster, stronger, and worth more than our female counterparts. It takes some AMAZINGLY patient and loving women in our life to help us realize we're not God's gift to the planet. Appreciate you!
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@MichaelaOkla "... And then they did not answer any of my calls. I found out later from Kaeden that she had been saying to everyone that I had the body of a water buffalo. This is why she is not coming to Applebee's with us tonight."
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@incelgoofie @TerminalLance The world's ending. A 26 yr old with a communications degree doesn't have the clout they once did.
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@PhillyD The deeply Conservative man doesn't have relationships, they have contracts. Be it with God, or their wife, or their kids; nothing is provided or given without the expectation of a ROI.
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@ClaireMax "I'm sorry that I cannot do anything unless I'm super interested or super panicking" just doesn't go over well with most people. So we lie.
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@asj519 @darbehoney Infidelity hits different when you use a BOGO coupon.
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@generalslug My 68-year old aunt did exactly as she was told. Worked hard, hardly vacationed, never splurged, put every penny away into a 401K. And then the market crashed and her expenses soared. Now she only has 60K to her name and stays up at night wondering how she's going to make it.
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@daggerandpen @Jerry_ATX This looks like a Russell Stover 3-pc chocolate box. Valentine's was months ago you sick fuck.
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@BBCWorld Out of curiosity, what happens if no one swears loyalty to the king? Does he have to wait patiently until someone does? Is he a king if he has no subjects? Does the monarchy just end if you don't look directly at it for a bit?
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@bIondiewasabi Because they haven't eaten a full meal since 7th grade when Jessica said they had fat legs in AP history.
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@KingJames Kentucky has reduced the polling places in a largely black district to have a single polling location for 600,000 residents. We could start by showing up outside Mitch McConnell's house to let him know we demand the right to vote.
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@TheSocietyDude Jessica is the type of woman that reads a story on Fox and then sends mass messages to everyone on Facebook. She'll say "New World Order" much more than your average person and her house always smells like chili, even if there's none being made.
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@jdesmondharris @chrislhayes @ebenet "I'm sorry I'm late, I had a lot to learn." If there's ever been a sentence that's summed up my whole social justice journey.
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@JoshuaPotash @Sharonresists So fucking proud of Oregon right now. This is the America worth defending.
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@Dreadful4Tymes When I was an Evangelical, I had no idea that it might be me that Jesus was warning everyone else to look out for.
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Me every night since February.
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@ReallyAmerican1 Those who censor history only do so because they intend to repeat it.
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@kylegriffin1 In a sane world, this man would be in a home and some gentle soul would be patting his arm and saying, "I know Donnie, I know. The rain."
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@ArmandDoma Bytedance is calling the govt's bluff. They know shutting down Tik Tok will be an enormously unpopular decision and are willing to bet the govt backs down. Be curious to see who blinks first.
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@MichaelaOkla You had a 1/4 chance
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@nickmartin @MikePerryavatar Also, if you're mad that he's being named and shamed, the guy went on national TV and unfurled a Nazi flag while a Jewish man was speaking. He did it for attention so he's getting exactly what he wanted.
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@PreetBharara Haha! I had forgotten about the wall! Amazing what slips your mind when you're surrounded by constant tragedy.
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@DevinCow He had just one other tweet from 2013. But interestingly enough, I learned that one tree equals a farm! My family has been unknowingly proud blackberry farmers for decades!
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@IGN Thanks, IGN. The thought of the universe being full of dead aliens is sure helpful during this time of climate change and plague. Let me know if you guys ever need to lighten things up with a fun funeral anecdote or two.
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@JeffandWill @CheesyMcSquezzy @IGN Dude, don't put that shit on us. You go over there and kiss him yourself.
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@kemimarie Everything we were ever taught about inflation was disproven by eggs.
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@ElyKreimendahl If anyone asks about any employment gaps post-COVID, just tell them that you spent the time becoming an expert in funeral planning.
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@isapphic @agoofymoofy As a white Male who owns several log cabins I would be remiss if I didn't point out...
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@RepDanCrenshaw Or the time Trump wanted to spend almost $100 Million on a military parade like North Korea does?
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@pattonoswalt Can you imagine him running a Baskin Robbins?! T: "Try this vanilla. It's really powerful. Best vanilla in the world. All over the world they keep saying, this is the best and I believe, everyone believes, that it's the best." Kid: "That's a mop." T: "You're gonna love it."
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@kemimarie "I need you to sit down. No, sorry, all the way down on the floor. I can't take any chances."
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@HonkIfUrHoary Them: OK, let's move on to the hibernaculum. Me: [quietly] fuck yeah
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@DanPriceSeattle Republicans passed a bill in 2018 that turned the entire cost of a yacht into a tax exemption, so long as you rented it for a single day. I often bring this up when people try to argue that Republicans are for the little guy.
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@GenMhayden I'm fine with him setting picture precedent so there's no blowback when we put his in the shitter.
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@travisakers @cmclymer @BetoORourke I enjoy leaders that swear at the right people.
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@IGN HBO Max: $10, ads, no newly released films. Me: Ok, I guess I should just go fuck myself then.
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@kemimarie We're all just waiting for one of the major systems to collapse and then we'll figure the rest out as we go along.
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@LolOverruled She's a living mannequin but the dude gets to walk around like he's a weekend member of The Foot.
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@SethAbramson (FACT CHECK) He also said their "movement is based off love" mere seconds from kicking a dude out and calling him fat.
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@bestofnextdoor Anytime someone begins a sentence with "as a vegan runner" you know they're about to say something that will get them crossbowed.
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@RepDanCrenshaw No, you're right, the biggest threat to our military is respecting each other. Being able to insult someone different than you when they are making the same sacrifices is the bedrock of our country. Let me know how your crusade against decency goes, you fuck.
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@Why_U_Here_ @ProphetUgo Me when someone makes up stuff and takes it super seriously.
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@RepDanCrenshaw Or when Trump wanted to move thousands of US troops out of Germany, taking years and costing billions, just to spite Angela Merkel?
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@goodbeanalt Been using this for a while. It's a conversation starter. Never a good conversation, but still, I get to talk to people.
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@BaddCompani It's wild what little effort it took 20 years ago to overturn a presidential election.
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@NPR Just a reminder: Michael Flynne, Roger Stone, and Paul Manafort lied to congress and the FBI and didn't make inconsequential mistakes on a form.
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@drhappyknuckles @ChuckWendig Oriented vs Orientated
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@AOC Wow. I have four plans and one of them is death.
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@kylegriffin1 For an innocent man, Trump is fighting like hell to prevent us from proving he's innocent.
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@ChuckWendig My best friend died suddenly when I was 23. About five years later I had an incredibly vivid dream where we just joked like always and then he gave me a sad smile and said, "Well, it's time for me to go." That's the only time I've ever felt like maybe there was something after.
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@mitchellreports @MaddowBlog What a nice way of saying, "I didn't choose to go. You made me choose between my loyalty to my country and to you and I chose my country. God help us all."
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@UberFacts That episode fucked me up so bad I stopped watching the show. It took me years to like incest again.
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@alifuckingburns @BillyPilgrim26 9/11 taught us that it's better to try and kill the hijackers than create another TSA.
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@jazz_inmypants Keanu Reeves
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@jgblankenship @ianbassin @gtconway3d It wasn't any one thing. The most important part was being removed from my Republican sphere of influence. I grew up immersed in Republican talk radio because my dad was deep into it. The effects of constant subtle propaganda did enormous harm to me during my formative years.
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@lannyland @DominiqueJL15 Ah, grant writing. Begging on the hardest difficulty.
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@ScottGottliebMD @DrHubaEvaluator Awesome. Now that we've proven that social distancing is working, it's an excellent time to fuck it all up by letting people do whatever they want without restrictions.
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