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"We're terrible animals. I think that the Earth's immune system is trying to get rid of us, as well it should." Kurt Vonnegut So it Goes...Po-tee-weet
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@JustAMomNamedMP
Teenage daughters are emotional terrorists.
(I should pin this because I tweet it once a week)
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@piper4missouri
Wait, everyone with a degree isn't a coastal elitist philosophy major who performs satanic rituals in their basement?
I have to rethink some things....🤔
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@kylegriffin1
@ImmaculateLoo
As it turns out, inciting a mob to storm the capitol is NOT within the scope of a congress member's job description. Who knew?
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@clairezagorski
I've often wondered what I really am...born without wisdom teeth or an appendix, and have an extra bone in each of my feet. 🤔
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@ElwoodLampblack
@mason4922
Decimated the middle class, and convinced many of them it was a good thing.
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@BrittaniWarrick
This should immediately be made illegal.
No shirt
No shoes
Any acapella
No service
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@joncoopertweets
We just learned that our family physician, whom we've had for 5 years and liked, was forced to leave her practice because she was an anti-vaxxer. 😳
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@JoJoFromJerz
@RonFilipkowski
@MeidasTouch
Being a right wing radio host seems to be more dangerous than working on a crab boat these days.
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@IAmJohnAles
When you can drop a guy cold and not spill your soup, you are a seriously bad dude. 😅
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@RexChapman
@RonFilipkowski
That little girl right there, dancing just feet away....horrific
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@kleavitt
@ThatEricAlper
Fahrenheit 451
Slaughterhouse 5
Brave New World
The Jungle
You know, pretty much all the stuff being banned in Texas.
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@hwinkler4real
@JoJoFromJerz
As opposed to the instrument, which is delicious with a bernais sauce and shallots.
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@kaitlancollins
Is anyone else taking pleasure in the fact that the new administration pissed off Russia and China on consecutive days?
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@AmbDana
I still can't figure how he convinced tens of millions of average Americans that he was the people's president and was fighting for them.
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@RexChapman
Absolutely true. They threw everything at him to silence his voice, and it didn't work. The model of courage and resistance.
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@donwinslow
I work downtown. Went in to the office Monday and Tuesday, but that was enough. More tourists than I have ever seen on the streets.
We're going to be shut down within a month is my guess.
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@RexChapman
@ElieNYC
Literally the most beautiful thing I have seen in 7 years.
🥲🥲
Please let it be Meadows, pleaaassseee!
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@RonFilipkowski
Sooo, so close to almost maybe having a cognitive breakthrough, but not quite. 🤪
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@RexChapman
@60Minutes
People will immediately be on here calling this man "weak" and other derogatory terms because he admits he had guilt because of his wealth and good fortune.
Those people are the problem. Pete is the solution.
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@Oleander209
@patriottakes
Very concerned about everyone's sexual predilections, ain't she?
I mean, we can't all afford a personal tantric sex guru, so discount butt plugs seem to be the least they can do for us regular folk, right? 🤷♂️
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@bader_diedrich
@BlackKnight10k
Best headline I've ever seen
Heroes in America don't need capes. Some of them don't even need clothes.
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@FPWellman
@JDVance1
@jack
When you need to boost your trending stats to keep up with the Josh Mandels of the world.
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@sandibachom
@RadioFreeTom
As I've said 1,000 times, the Winklevoss twins could have ended all of this with one beating. They had one damn job to do and blew it.
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@tonyserrata
@StephenKing
40,000 trained, armed idiots in uniform is a bit unsettling, but you are exactly right.
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@JoJoFromJerz
@georgehahn
This is what happens when a woman too crazy to attend PTA meetings is elected to congress by her neighbors just so she'll leave town.
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@kaitlancollins
It should be tense. Time to start setting things straight and clean up the f***ery!
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@davenewworld_2
25 years ago that statement alone would have gotten you kicked out of congress. Now? Eh, it's just a Monday.
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@AaronParnas
@KellDA
Thoughts and prayers for Cole's amazingly masculine immune system. Hopefully it works better than his amygdala.
Can't they just give him a toradol shot and make it all better? Surely he's had hundreds of those.
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@gailendavid
@laurenboebert
She only gets approached by drunk lecherous guys in bowling alleys...wait, that's her husband. Never mind
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@kgrubaugh
Thank you Karl. It's teachers such as you that help keep this country worth fighting for.
A well informed electorate is a prerequisite to democracy. Thomas Jefferson
Remember that from my 8th grade social studies teacher 40 years ago
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This needs to be thoroughly vetted, documented and blasted in the press
Ronny Jackson was the doctor in the white house during 2019. These meds are serious serious shit.
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@darafaye
You know that kid has been, or is being, abused as well. That's learned behavior. Story is tragic.
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@CohibaSmkr
@kramehr
Norwegian death metal also works. Kept me out of my daughter's room for a year.
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@patriottakes
@AmyAThatcher
@ImSpeaking13
Bubblegum Butt Finger Blast is now going to be the name of my new geriatric ska-punk band.
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@JaneotN
@Meidas_Wendy
They have no plan, and if they try that, there will be bloodshed. Guaranteed.
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@chrisdier
Given the fact that I was ignorant of the Tulsa massacre until 2 years ago I think that merits some time.
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@atrupar
Between this and what Boebert has been posting here when do they start crossing into libel/slander territory? Seriously? I mean those are real laws correct?
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@AndrewFeinberg
@TuckerCarlson
What's a fair number of people you performative ass clown? My niece was in the hospital for 7 months when she was 3 with viral meningitis. Lost her hearing. Now she's 11, hasn't been able to leave her home in 14 months because of non- mask wearing assholes who watch you. Fuck you
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@AaronParnas
@Bricchetti1
Buying votes with the Democrat's money is what you're left with when you leave Rick Scott in charge of the war chest.
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Get this fuck off the court and away from every microphone and camera. He's reveling in the fact that he can make all those whom he perceives to have slighted him eat shit. This is jurisvengeance, plain and simple.
If north is fucking north this dude needs to have his wife tell the American people why she lobbied for the former president of the United States of America to address voter fraud (which didn’t occur) and pushing alternate electors in certain states…
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Neil Young, a corporate shill
Unfuckingreal...
Recording artist Lara Trump says Green Day are not true punk rockers, they are just corporate establishment shills like Neil Young.
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@JeromeAdamsMD
Last ticket I got I was almost 30 mph over the limit. The cop wrote it down to 14 above the limit - to keep it from being a mandatory court date - and apologized twice when handing the ticket to me.
White middle aged guys in volvos get treated differently? no way 😲🤷♂️
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@BrianEskow
Maybe you should have stayed in law school long enough to learn the definition of harassment.
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@ImSpeaking13
We're just two lost souls swimming in a fish bowl, year after year
Running over the same old ground, what have we found
The same old fears
Wish you were here
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@FousekMichael
@indigo_raven_
😅😅 no. Mostly from the lost and found at school and her friends. We completely cleaned and redecorated her room this summer and she has 47 hooded sweatshirts. 🙄
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@SHEsus__Christ
True, nothing more disgusting than a non-tipping piece of trash. After my first visit back to my dive bar last week, I gave my bartender a $50 for a $12 dollar tab. Be kind to all, but especially those who take care of you.
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Nothing will top this today, so now I close twitter...
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By this logic, he has no need to visit the border, correct?
Ingraham: A strong American leader doesn't need fly into a crisis for a P.R. Victory. He knows how to exercise leverage from Washington. Then he can send his staff in to do the rest.
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@davematt88
Everywhere you turn, women are systematically being stripped of their rights. Why the streets are not filled with people marching in protest is beyond me. This shit is beyond crazy; it's vile and evil.
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He
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@MidniteOil55
@Gum8all_tv
No other band has ever captured their style and sound, no band ever will.
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@ablocke7
@tonyserrata
@StephenKing
That's kind of, sort of a lot of them.
I think everyone needs to wake up and realize the "liberal press" misnomer that has been around for decades was in fact part of the long term GOP culture war. There is no liberal press, they are corporate entities owned by billionaires.
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@MollyJongFast
That's why living in a blue state is going to guarantee a better quality of life and a longer life span.
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@Rschooley
Screw the analysis, from both sides. There's nothing to analyze.
Here's the truth about what is happening, here is why, this is what I'm going to do because it is my job to protect Americans. Period.
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Dr? NO
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@ReallyActivist
He also went from being in debt to amassing about 40 million in wealth - that we know of - on a public servant's salary.
Genius...
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Celebration night at the dive bar, my best friend isn't in remission...he's cancer free.
#FuckCancer
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@dcherring
My personal favorite was this last one....imagine having to deal with the rage of millions of women. I only deal with 3 and I can't handle it.
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@joncoopertweets
@JudiciaryGOP
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@Jim_Jordan
Excellent, excellent question. Better one, why is he not in jail? Every teacher or coach in Ohio is by law a mandated reporter. But we all know how the GOP feels about mandates....
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@BlackKnight10k
Funny how that always happens after Thanksgiving weekend is over. Almost makes you think they do that on purpose 🤔
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@ThatEricAlper
The fantasy part is not that he sees dead ball players in his fields, it's the premise that there is a liberal farmer in Iowa.
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