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Connoisseur of the finer things |
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Joined December 2011
I'm not going to tiptoe through life, only to arrive safely at death. I will savour every moment, explore every interest and make the most of every single breath.
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This is a $680,000 5 bed in Texas, God punish the “I’ll never be broke in this life, stop playing” realtors in Lagos.
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I really hate that this "Japa" talks come up anytime Nigeria nigerias, people are barely surviving but you want them to "save up and Japa". Where will the money come from ?.
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I think Sanwo Olu used the Lagos Job to upgrade his CV so that he can do Express Entry for Canada.
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Nobody send you honesty.
If we are being honest, South Africa deserves the win. They’ve played better.
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@notch_george Na land dem dey sell, proximity to convenience in other words, but is it really worth it ??.
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Incase you were wondering, this underwater hotel room cost $50,000 per night. God when ??.
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“The last person to leave Nigeria should put off the generator”.
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There is definitely a bigger reason for Laycon and Kidd being in BBNaija at the same time.
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Come and pick your girlfriends from he replies 😂😂.
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@dimejii__ @peejayluv1 “If she doesn’t trust him with money,I see no point getting married” Yen Yen. so she suppose to give him money she has saved up for her own WEDDING?? Ani Ole awon okunrin mi se.
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Indians, Chinese and Afghanistans make up over 45% of the immigrants issued PR last year, with Nigerians coming in at a distant 5.7%. Nobody is out to get you, I promise. They’re not even thinking about you.
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I didn’t know SA twitter could type in English without adding Bathong mamwale elikizela
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@Wana____ Shey o ti so fun Uncle Wale pe o fe shey wedding ?? Awon ni father of the day oo 😭😭😭.
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Poverty is a big issue in Nigeria, so many people have been conformed to accept nonsense as norm. Its really sad.
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So many people had "Japa" funds pre-covid, covid came and they postponed their plans. Most of them can't afford it anymore, but please "save up and Japa".
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@coolestcat007 I understand that, my point is the build an equivalent of this might be worth 10x in highbrow community but even at that price, it would be worth it. What exactly is in Lagos to consider such ridiculous prices ??.
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@UncleTife How much will you lose on that house if you decide to sell in 2 years ? Wouldn’t the house be worth that price ?.
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I am an Interior Decorator,I have a degree from New York Institute of Art and Design (NYIAD),I host trainings too,kindly RT. Thanks.
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I think I’m dead inside,no love, no feelings or Emotions, I’m not even attracted to anyone (I’m not even sure I know how to) . Just empty, an infinite loop of nothingness.
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@DammyLagos @thecocainevinyl @KolaShangOne @tha_strummer Okay, good. Now mention the things those places have in common with Lagos.
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I disagree, I think women appreciate nice guys that are actually nice. Not the pretentious ones.
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Why do people act like social media users aren’t regular people you see offline ?.
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My Top 10 ❤️. Queen - Bohemian Rhapsody.Barrister - Reality.Lil Wayne - Something you forgot.Remi Aluko - Oju owo.Drake - Marvin’s room.The game - My Life.Meek mill - Who you around.Pasuma - Entertainer .Future - March Madness.Atif Aslam - Tera hone laga hoon.
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@the26er_ Still has a better economy, also how does living in an overpriced house with little to no breathing space make up for that ?.
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If I was a housemate in this #BBNaija and I got evicted,I'll probably wait more than 10 seconds to see if they will bring Cane to chase me 🤤.
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Person wey dey ment 😂.
So the spirit of 24k odds didn’t lead you to my DM! Like say I no get 100 naira and editing skills too. na after you de tag me😳😳😳 my G no make I vex for you.
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I know after condemning this "Premium bobrisky" here,some of you will still pay the 10k because stalking is your life goal. Eyin Omo Ale Yi.
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@unicodeveloper I told my sister if she manages to graduate with a first class that I’ll buy her a car. she’s on 4.6 and final year result Neva comot. I dey fear pass the person wey get the result 😭😂😂.
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@BigBrainEni @BrosKVI My initial post wasn’t even about the money, it’s about actual value for money, if I’m showing you a $3M apartment in NYC, it will be worth the price tag!.
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@coolented @denkoswagger @OluLopey I wasn’t being rude, he answered the question to that question, the answer is in the question. What exactly does Lagos have in common with those cities to command such ridiculous prices, you showed me a place in Liverpool, Liverpool has nothing in common with Lagos.
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Eat better. Run more. Squat more. Sleep earlier. Wake up earlier. Eat good food. Drink water. Eat your greens. Read books. Adventure. Take chances. Talk less. Listen More. Learn. Unlearn. Feel deeper. Love better. Experience life. Be Happy.
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Hey Guys, It’s a Monday morning and I’m feeling a little bit chatty, so What’s better to talk about than Business. I’m going to talk about 5 things that makes a successful product/services Launch (Introduction to the market) using real life Examples. A Thread. .
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God punish that person shouting time up.
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The day I said this, they said “I’m an ungrateful piece of shit”
The older generation enjoyed the best of Nigeria and they’re leaving behind an almost empty and fruitless country for us. Very unfair.
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Being “just friends” with someone you love is an extreme sport 🤦🏾♂️.
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See as this man announce Ebola like say e score hatrick after goal drought.
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Grace no dey finish bro ✌🏾.
Just wanted to try alone and see if juice still de or I don MAD.
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If this guy wish you “long life and prosperity”, just go buy coffin.
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If you’re a startup that doesn’t need to be in Lagos, please move to Oyo state. Governor Seyi Makinde has a plan for you.
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Y’all really need to listen to this Album.
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Oh y'all victims now ?.you people call out Arsenal even when you watching Basketball. Who's the obsessed one😂😂😂😂
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Petroleum products should be moved by rail!! How much longer can we stress this. May the souls of the departed Rest In Peace 😞.
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Appearance fee bro, he's a fucking clown.
Why this clown playing with injury 👀😢.
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@OlisaOsega @TheBiola_ I think it’s true what they say, “you don’t know what you have until you lose it”. some men realize this rather too late.
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Upgrade your mindset. Read new books. Meet new people. Travel. Switch it up. You have this whole life to live, don't spend it in a box. Good morning.
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I don’t care about a lot of things in life, but someday these are going to be in my garage as a reward to myself.
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If you’re one of those that choose to use “big grammar/big words” when talking to simple people just to make them feel bad once they can’t comprehend what you’re saying. You’re fucking trash.
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@Wana____ Any small thing, “Omo yin ti ri admission si UK, oku 18,000 pounds owo school, God will provide for you sir” 😂😂.
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E say make we “advocate” like say na last week banditry start 😂.
Lmao 😂 after you spent 8 years being the mouth piece of the former president? Omo if them explain Nigeria to you and you understand, them no explain am well !.
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I mean 🙄.
Look at your face, are you proud of it?.
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