Mr Shang
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Deen over Dunya. Todo lo que necesitamos es amor. Pantheist. AS.
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RIP Aunty... the evil you have done in this world is enough...
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Lagos is crazy o.. This girl at Iyana Ipaja asked if i could pay her fare to Ikeja. I said yes.
I came down at Cement bus stop and she did too. She has been following me ever since. I have shouted, I have ran, I have done everything possible.
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Officers at Airport command, Ikeja are stationed and taking sniper positions.
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There's an information leak. Somebody leaks Corper's information to these criminal elements. Once you pass out from NYSC camp, you'd get all sorts of messages and calls about Jobs.
They're scammers and killers.
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I cross road, she cross road..
I jogged, she followed..
I ran, she ran..
I shouted at her to stop following me..
Nothing worked.
30+grown man hiding behind security man.
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@mrmacaronii
The deep thinking part is that Macaroni was looking for Mummy Wa and Motunde.
They prepared the meat and must have tasted it so they vanished already.
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Offa bank robbers lodged in a hotel. The Hotel tips police.
Police come and concludes they're yahoo boys.
Police takes 400,000 as bribe.
Now Police arrest the Hotelier saying he should have denied them accommodation.
Funny country eh?
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@Imamofpeace
@Emmysteve9
If you were a real Imam and not some CIA experiment you would know that praying before a football match doesn't mean you can't lose.
Just as praying in life doesn't mean you won't have trying times.
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*hiding from a serial killer*
Me: omg I'm gonna die if he finds me
Killer: Eyin omo wobe..
Me: WOBE!!!
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So... Today makes it 10 years wicked Aunty passed..
Happy anniversary!!!!! 😊
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You just finished NYSC? Congratulations.
Next step should be applying for U.S.A or Canada visa.
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@DareOgunmowo
@Imamofpeace
@Emmysteve9
His opening statement reads.. "Egypt's team depended on Allah before the match, then lost"
Meaning "Allah" failed them.
He could have just said they didn't train well then failed.
The concept of prayer is to ask for something but knowing God's will will prevail.
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@mogulwoman
She hasn't o.. The company I went to, I have called their security men to tell them she's not with me..
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19 year old Kylie got pregnant and people didnt call it a wrong move.
A 25 yr old Cardi B gets pregnant and y'all are saying she's dumb.
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@OfficialGYBKogi
Natural disasters can be anticipated, controlled and contained. There's something called Disaster Resilience (Disaster Preparedness and Recovery.)
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@manlikedee1
@n6oflife6
It's Nigeria sha.. Same place they remove road signs so Lastma can catch you.
My former landlord almost died in a ditch. It was his usual route. Passed a good road in the morning, ditch was dug in d afternoon. No signs.
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Same way I went to one of my workers to register for BVN.
The next day as soon as his BVN came out, he started getting scam calls about his ATM (which he hasn’t even received yet).
Same happened to my sister. There is serious information leak.
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@prinzgbemi
She will call him insecure. She will break up with your friend because he's insecure. Then she will date the other guy.
If e no happen like this, cut my left hand
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#MyGirlfriendNotAllowedTo
sneeze in public. Dudes be saying "bless you" to her. She already blessed, she got me.
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They said the information is retrieved from the Nysc year book. If you have to withhold sensitive information from the year book, please do.
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@DangbanaManager
It's not even the message the guy sent, because some people can type rubbish.
Its the way she replied.
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@Gistloversblog1
Its better they're separated till they settle.
If none of his family, his manager, P.A. etc picks your call, you might be the problem.
If they've hated you since inception, you for no marry am.
There's this violence in her voice sha.
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@nicholasibekwe
This is vague. If you're sure, tag him.
Don't just beat drums. Start the war.
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@oku_yungx
He should have gone for the side mirrors. It's costlier.. And the lights too.
The truck should have rammed harder too..
If you're going to do anything, do it well.
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One day I wanted breakfast in bed. I got up, made the breakfast, went back under the sheets and pretended I was just waking up..
Everything depends on how you view it
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@Aso_Rockvilla
@Oluomoofderby
Naija men and AUTHORITY.
What happens to amicable dialogue??
We still have this primordial mindset that the man is the Authoritative Head of the home.
What happened to being partners?
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You will be hearing inspirational story of a young entrepreneur but they won't tell you he is Otedola's fav cousin and got 100,000,000 loan
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@iiv_lyn
I think they change once they're getting old. More emotional. Little things get to them.
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R.I.P to all those unnamed people dumped in the Rivers in Awkuzu, Choba and those buried in shallow graves. 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯
#KilledBySARS
#EndSARS
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That ibadan Twitter block party ehn.. Without Amala and Ewedu it will be incomplete..
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You people are mad sha..
Wole Soyinka has been leading protests since his 20's. Y'all are 40-something year olds with Twitter fingers criticizing him.
An 83 yr old man should still be fighting your battles for You?
You're very mad.
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I'm just leaving wedding i went to.. I dunno how to tell stories but Jazz is real o..😭😭😭😭
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@TheAjakeManger
@Dappy_52
Are you saying shanties are appropriate there? Do you have the urban plan of the state for Lekki Phase 1?
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Even if you use 100 people for rituals... You can never have 13 billion pounds..
Where devil wan see that kain money?
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@PenTitan
@oku_yungx
This happens a lot. I’ve picked up friends in this situation.
Rather than going back to my place, I take them to buy ice cream/coffee etc, and later drop them at their place.
Don’t take advantage of their vulnerability at that moment.
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@_Matriach
@pam_andiee
It's not even the money.. Some of us don't want to japa and we want this country to work.
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All these social media Influencers are really chopping money under Ambode.
First it was Visionscape image laundering.
Now they're on the matter of Adesina Ogunlana just because he protested against Land Use charge hike.
Posterity will judge all of you
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We did it on a cold night in Stoke..
We did it against Tottenham..
We did it away in Madrid..
E go shock una!
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People quoting my "RIP Aunty" tweet and tagging the Royal family.
Pls don't let Twitter suspend my acct o.. I am not among..
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@AyoBankole
LCC is owned by Lagos State government according to Adegboruwa SAN.
This issue of toll fee has always been a way for government to generate revenue, not repaying any loans!!!
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Just learnt something new.. Forgery and Uttering.
You are a "legal practitioner" Mr. Oniyide. The word "uttering" has two meanings. Don't say this "outside".
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No form of violence reported so far. Even military officers were told to go back and they did.
Thanks for not killing us.
#SarsMustGo
#EndPoliceBrutalityinNigeria
#SARSMUSTENDNOW
#EndSars
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Guys, i cooked fire Egusi soup today 🍜👅
All thanks to one Youtuber (SisiYemmie).
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If you're heading to Lagoa this night from Ibadan, Ife, Ondo... Find a good hotel to lodge before Iwo road.
If you're heading into Ibadan, and you can still turn, GO BACK.
Traffic is thick like Itunu.
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@rashieeee__
No jor.. I'm saying he'll probably want something later on.. This one is to get your attention.
The rest is now up to you.
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@tokstarr
@Caramel_Lima
Happened to one woman I know. Her husband is in the US with the new wife now. She's in Surulere with her son trying to make ends meet. He's not even paying her house rent or his son's school fees anymore
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@YomiShogunle
@The_Ronke
@PoliceNG_PCRRU
But Hausa people carry daggers with them everywhere they go.. Is it not an offensive weapon too?
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Dear brother, a thousand Boko haram members shall fall by ur left, ten thousand by your right..You'll not be touched
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Has anyone else seen pictures of that robbery incident in Offa? Several policemen dead. Over 40 people dead in general.
Crazy.
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@maadame__
-The uber driver prolly has his fears about waiting in the dead of the night. Many uber drivers have been killed n vehicles stolen.
-You could've told him prior that he had to wait. He would then decide if to accept the trip or not.
-Scruffling could ve been avoided.
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See the final resting place of former President Shagari.
Life is indeed Vanity!
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I'm happy Oyetola lost. Next to be removed is Abiodun of Ogun state..
Maybe Tinubu will learn not to impose his own candidates on States.
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An 11 yr old boy BADA QUAM was diagnosed with brain tumour and needs about
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@IamEkene_
Igbo women will give out numbers to anyone they fancy regardless of their relationship status.
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@TheAblebaee_
She’s right.
As someone who has sisters and female cousins and others..
She’s 100% right.
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@InibeheEffiong
A whole soul snuffed out.
Someone's daughter, Someone's wife, Someone's parent.
May God grant her loved ones fortitude.
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Reminds me of yesterday.. I was talking to an Indian and he asked how much 1£ was in my currency.
The moment I said “One thousand and ….” he didn’t even let me finish before laughing out loud..
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If I earned 100k a month, i wouldn't even fuck with that kinda girl.. lol..
lemme face my front..
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@_hndirpaya
@_moteelolah
They did it for 27 whole years babe!!! Even some religious people don't last that long.
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Your father dumbass.. nonsense
The level of dumbassery coming across my feed right now is truly staggering! 😂
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Hausa people.. What number is called "syphilis" ? And another one called "torquoise" and "Deri"?
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Everything passes away. Clothes, cars, houses, beautiful skin becomes termites food.
Save your soul.
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