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Michael Allred, Pro Human

@TheNooticer

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I'm here for one reason, and one reason only. To take video games, star wars, and any of my other favorite hobbies back for the gamers.

West Virginia, USA
Joined June 2019
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Michael Allred, Pro Human
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Wrote up a review for Star Wars Outlaws. A game that is exactly what we've come to expect from ubisoft and modern gaming.
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@SimplyShae13 Horny policing when you post stuff like this? It's not about the horny is it?
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@jtimsuggs If that's one of the top 10 coolest things to ever happen in star wars to you, then it's pretty clear you're not all that into star wars. This doesn't even make the top 100 coolest things in Star Wars.
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@esjesjesj It's weird how all these people complaining about Nazi dog whistles seem to be the only ones that can hear them.
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@Grummz Its remarkable how they went from "its ok and even empowering for women to show off their sexuality," To basically being even more puritanical Jack Thompson in just the span of a few years
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@SethMacFarlane My takeaway from this is that Seth MacFarlane hates poor people.
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@SethMacFarlane @billmckibben His powers include forgetfulness, the inability to navigate stairs or ride a bike, and the ability to instantly teleport to other moments in time in his head.
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@SimplyShae13 Hahahaha sure you don't.
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@IGN Looks exceptionally dull compared to Ghosts of Tsushima.
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@extradeadjcb According to this history book I have here. The good guys have won every single time
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@Grummz My favorite part is when they try to gaslight you be saying the original April was black. Because apparently society has forgotten perms exist and that some white people have curly hair.
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@Kotaku Quick someone tell Alyssa Mercante that they want to date her.
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@staymighty Never once crossed this guys mind that it's because we're right and forced diversity hurts games. Hence why no one is buying those games.
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@Kotaku The TLDR is that Kotaku is mad they had to play a straight character and that it didn't take into account modern queer theory which says everyone is a little gay.
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@Grummz @Ubisoft This is the part that really sums it all up. Well said Grummz.
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@RBryant2012 Its weird how you don't want people to know what games Sweet Baby Inc worked on. One would think if diversity was of actual import you would want MORE people to be aware of what they worked on.
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@nichegamer Finally a positive queer+ representation in video games
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@Kotaku Now apply that standard to real women. Bet you won't.
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@EnjoyerFive Chainsawman fans trying to find an ounce of self respect: impossible challenge.
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@Grummz The disconnect with them is really amazing.
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@Esqueer_ This is hilarious. These people cheered when they arrested grandmas for Jan 6th. Excuse me while I laugh at their self imposed plight.
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@creatrix_ttv Actually I think Tom is playing Juliet and she is playing Romeo. ;)
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@9mm_smg My state of WV forced our ISP suddenlink, now Optimum, to use local employees for their call centers when dealing with WV customers. It's done wonders not just for the customers, but it has also increased trust in the business.
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@Kotaku "The good guys are the corporations who want to rewrite history to make a buck" -An anti-colonial marxist feminist
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@TheOmniLiberal Yeah bro. We all know.
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@GPrime85 The devs gave her the tools to solve this problem herself by muting the guy. Instead she leaves the game mid match and posts this video for victimhood internet points. Your 'woman moment™️' sir?
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@MelonieMac Funny she accuses you of reactionary views considering that is literally all she herself has going for her.
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@pcgamer Generic space game is finally going to let you travel in space. Boy what a novel concept, imagine if they thought of this before they launched the game.
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@nichegamer We can't have pretty women, that would make all the men in women's clothes feel unattractive.
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@Harada_TEKKEN If you add a waffle house stage Tekken will be my go to fighting game from now on.
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@Rothmus Here's the deal. The only reason they ever had a problem was that the initial response to a hospital was a new hope. Let us all know that I am a good time. But if you're asexual you can get a job.
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@MountainFiain "I'd rather accidentally ruin someone's life than do my due diligence to find out if someone is being honest"
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@IGN Lol samurai. Yeah and I was on PGA tour with John Daly. (As a caddie)
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@esjesjesj Your surgically grafted on arm skin will never be a real penis.
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@GPrime85 I'd rather deal with the Dungeons and Dragons is satanic worship Christians than I would the "your 5 year old should learn about anal sex and pick their gender" queer marxists. We have safeguards in place against the former. But few or none to the latter.
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@pcgamer Real life samurai Lol It's like saying you were on the PGA tour but leaving out that you were a bag boy.
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@IDoTheThinking The ACAB people like cops and hate felons now?
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@IGN This game looks like it has no idea what its trying to be besides appealing to the lowest common denominator.
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@XNewNorm @elonmusk @X @lindayaX I made a tier list of the funniest animated sitcoms on X.
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@Pirat_Nation Where do I sign? Shoold I sign in blood? I'd be happy to if needed
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@warhammer Get your looks in while you can. Those ESG loans can only sustain them for so long without a customer base.
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@WeedPorns As a daily smoker myself. Please for the love of God. Stop making us look bad.
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#Godzilla movie is fire
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@esjesjesj Imagine my total lack of surprise that this dude wants to groom children.
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@manfightdragon @Grummz Wow a discord. You must be like, a really big deal or something. I don't know anyone with one of those.
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@HarmfulOpinion The pro abortion crowd would tell you that if he didn't want his kid aborted he should have used protection. Which really makes it seem like the argument for abortion rests on the basis of women having no agency over sex or their sexual partner, which makes all sex grape.
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@pcgamer Proving piracy moral and justified one game at a time.
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@TRHLofficial I'd drop them again if I thought it would save more lives than it took.
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@Grummz Because DEI isn't about Diversity Equity or Inclusion. The short of it is that DEI is a marxist plot to subvert our art and by extension our culture.
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@whstancil I think you may need a 72 hour psyche hold so they can evaluate you. Clearly reality isn't something you experience often.
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@TheRabbitHole84 JK Rowling who has more money than the crown when they tell her she's getting arrested. "Go ahead punk, make my day. "
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@Mangalawyer Man Jaw strikes again.
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@Jordan_Jpeg_ @DramaAlert And no one cares if he did.
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@austin_walker It's interesting how everyone fails to mention Sweet Baby Inc and their friends in the video game journo sphere popped this off.
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@Grummz Reminder there is a long correlation between anarchism, which is what Queer theory derives itself from and pedophilia. Never ask a queer theorists what Foucault was doing in Tunisia to those young boys.
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@Rothmus You can always tell the dudes that just eat plain chicken breast for every meal.
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@SionSweet77 Playing catch with fruit as you put it in the box isn't a skill.
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@whstancil Well no.... if it was genocidal he wouldn't want them deported now would he?
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@libsoftiktok Look at that smile. He knows what's up. What a king. My favorite part though is how the dude dressed like a woman at the end implies that to be a woman you just have to dress like one. As if it is a uniform how dehumanizing.
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@SxLongshadow No jury in a red state within america would convict this guy.
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@Grummz The issue is never the issue with marxists, the issue is always service to The Party ™
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@tenorless420 @SimplyShae13 It's weird how the only people who hear these dog whistles are the people constantly pointing them out.
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@Grummz Its going to be their most productive day ever.
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@JamesSurowiecki Imagine going to Yale and then getting bodied by some regular Joes on X. In the very replies of your own post where you were trying to slander someone. The ratio is going to be epic.
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@esjesjesj Yeah china had nothing to do with it. 🙄😒
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@Grummz **Clears throat** 👇👇
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@9mm_smg Honestly surprised I didn't see a tiktok logo with his username watermarked on the video.
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@AlchyVirusVirus @mortphis @esjesjesj You can gaslight them. Particularly as a medical authority like a doctor, into believing they are though.
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@IGN The list gets bigger.
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@Grummz She just confirmed it 30 minutes ago she's engaged to an anonymous man, gotta be my boy Grummz. Good luck, let me know where you're registered.
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@Kotaku They must have hired the same consulting company as the Horizon Forbidden West developers. Never forget what they took from you.
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@TheBabylonBee The Onion has already done this joke about a billion times.
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@Grummz @CDPROJEKTRED When I was a wee kid back in the late 80s early 90s I wanted nothing but to go into the video game industry to make games. For a poor kid who had only lived inside a single wide trailer, whose bed consisted of a mattress on the floor, video games were a window to the world I
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@benshapiro How soft do you think this dude's hands are?
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@RexByner @ScottAdamsSays Sounds just like the democratic party Ok maybe not the charismatic leader part, but 7/8 isn't bad
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@Grummz The problem with Matt Walsh and those defending Sweet Baby Inc is they both have the same mentality as Jack Thompson. Which for any of you younger people that don't know who he is. He's famous for starting/leading the 'violence in video games causes violence in children' idea
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@marcformarc It's actually really easy to verify this yourself. Turns out you're wrong. Kroger has an even lower profit margin of around 1.5%. Either you're economically illiterate, or you're lying. Either way you should feel bad.
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@Grummz Remember what Bartholomew 'Black Bart' Roberts said. "If you can't buy it in your country, then piracy is a victimless crime. " not an actual quote
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@esjesjesj As a landlord I just want to remind everyone not to forget to tip us. We work hard to keep your lines free of all the grease you pour down the drain.
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@ConceptualJames The people who don't want to reproduce aren't the people you want reproducing anyway. Its also a win for us, because as parents our ideas get to continue to live on in our children, theirs' dies with them. Theoretically anyway
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@whstancil Yeah how weird would it be for someone running for president to try and appear more competent than they are to the general public when he is aware they are watching. No Will, I think the amazing thing is you actually posted this and consider it a salient point.
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@Grummz The only thing this game is trying to appeal to is the lowest common denominator.
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@b0gur It's not transphobic to call a man he.
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@pcgamer I love how the only 'historian" you quote is one that has been discredited. Great journalistic work PC Gamer. We really don't hate journalists enough.
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@Grummz If they're acting as representatives of the company, and that seems to be the case considering this is in the official discord. Then this is sounding like liable.
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@ggreenwald @elonmusk I saw where Elon has decided not to give in to Brazil. A single man being able to challenge the government of a country is the kind of sovereignty I think all people should have.
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@Lyde15 I'll tell you for a bunch of people mad about a list being made I sure have been put on a number of lists by those very same people here on twitter. Remarkable the disconnect there.
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@SweetBabyInc @insomniacgames Why can't Peter do the Wakanda salute?
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@Dexerto Pornhub out here acting like minors are their main demographic or something.
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@Grummz I've been told these people are the good guys, but I think I'm starting to realize they may have lied to me. Can you believe that?
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@Kotaku Nothing says omnipotent like not being able to stand up out of your chair.
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@JoshuaPHilll @Esqueer_ This is hilarious. More of this. Really soak them though, make sure those apple watches and iPhones don't work any more.
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@AndrewYang When yang says not left, or right but forward what he's really doing is just turning left in a roundabout.
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@pcgamer Remember when you could opt out of skill based matchmaking by choosing to just not play ranked? Now instead you're a psychology experiment for the developers.
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@Lilith_Atheist Whoa, let's cool it with the anti-semitism, please and thank you.
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@MauLer93 My favorite part of the acolyte was how it was so hated by everyone except the people clearly pushing an agenda. You don't get that kind of solidarity often in star wars. Congratulations Disney.
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@SepkoSfm @Kotaku Which part was homophobic?
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@cbouzy This dude ain't never been out of his white majority HOA controlled residential neighborhood.
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@hasanthehun "Largely peaceful protests"
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