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Larys Strong part 2! Or part....6? I've lost count at this point. My latest video is up now talking about how the show is gesturing quite hard at Larys having a lot more to do with Blood and Cheese than anyone realizes.
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A massive shout out to
@lovegwendoline
as well who did an incredible job as Brienne in this episode. Her acting was out of this world, and showing the walls that Brienne has built around herself melting into tears. A person that never believed they would get their dream and did,
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"Bring me Aemond" - Rhaenyra
"A son for a son" - Daemon
"Idk literally anyone" - Cheese
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I don't think they could make the Greens look anymore evil if they tried. Look like they're about to shove a kid into a locker then join the Death Eaters.
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"Oh no it's silly that Alicent made a huge mistake misunderstanding a prophecy that leads to a terrible war. That's terrible how could that happen! Bad writing!"
Allow me to introduce you to Rhaegar Targaryen, the king of prophecy fuck ups
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Just to have a brief serious thought about Larys and feet, it's not just about her feet. He's forcing the most powerful woman in Westeros to degrade herself for him and making her stay in the room while he pleasures himself. He's doing it for power over her.
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Okay I've got some crazy picks for Cregan Stark casting. Might be a little unorthodox, but go with me. I have a sneaking suspicion these two would crush it as Stark lords. Idk why
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RHAENYS GO BACK. YOU FORGOT SOMETHING. GO BACK. YOU KILLED THE WRONG PEOPLE, SAY THE WORD. ROAST THE KNOCK OFF EVAN PETERS. NOOOOOOO
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Helaena is so good and a gift to that world that she even made Otto act like a human for once after her toast to Rhaena and Baela
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1. Shows up to marry a princess
2. Draws his sword on the much larger Bracken talking shit
3. Kills the Bracken?
4. Leaves
Absolute legend of House Blackwood, surprised Rhaenyra didn't marry him on the spot. Kid is going places. To kill Brackens mostly.
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I'm not sure how to articulate this better, but Aegon looks like he has the servants and/or his mother cut his food into pieces for him
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Daemon literally giving Viserys a hand, a statement from the show about one of Viserys' biggest mistakes as ruler: Not keeping Daemon close as his Hand of the King. For his many faults, it's clear that Daemon would have been loyal above all else to his brother
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Hot take here: I'm pretty glad that Aemond has complex emotions and internal strife from what he thinks he should do versus what he feels he should do. In Fire and Blood, he's kinda a Terminator killing his way across Westeros. This is a way more compelling
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A future that never was, King Jacaerys the Strong and Good Queen Helaena
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Absolutely love Lyonel Strong coming in with his "Told you so" energy about marrying Laena but instead of using it to gain a petty win for his ego that would've annoyed Viseys, he instead uses that to demonstrate why Viserys should listen now.
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Let's do a Larys Strong thread, because you may have missed what's going on with him. Which is on purpose, Larys is a character that lives in shadows and secrecy. He listens more than he speaks, thinks hard before doing anything, mastering being non-threatening
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Did anyone else wonder if Vermithor was just really excited to hear his favorite song again? That might be as close to happy fire breathing as there ever could be. Like people holding up lighters at a concert.
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Jk I'm not sure Viserys knows Helaena's name
Interesting that Helaena is by Viserys' side here. Not Aegon or Aemond. Something I've heard commented on that Viserys doesn't seem to have an interest in the Hightowers despite Halaena seemingly sharing his gift. I would think he would be fascinated by her
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I can't, Harwin what are you doing. Every frame is an absolute treasure.
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"You'll have to close an eye" to get a dragon to Aemond. oh. Wait. Halaena is a dragon dreamer! Holy hell.
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Harwin fighting off everyone to fireman carry Rhaneyra out of the great hall at one nod from Lyonel Strong, pretty incredible
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I was trying to think of a clever joke or something about this, but it just makes my heart hurt. Harwin loved his Strong boys, and they loved him. The sweet gesture that he was always protecting, encouraging, and helping them.
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Helaena is all of us enjoying the last good and wholesome moment in HOTD everything falls apart
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hey cool seven pointed star Alicent! What does the Faith normally think about incestuous marriages between siblings again...?
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Harwin Strong continues to defy nature and somehow got handsomer with age. The man is a gift to the thirst of Westeros by the Old Gods
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Wanted to give a huge shoutout to
@GavinSpokes
and
@Ryan_Corr
for their wonderful performances as the best members of
#housestrong
, Lyonel and Harwin. They brought those characters to life in ways I couldn't have imagined, and made them their own.
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One thing I think Rhaenyra did wrong with her sons is having them hatch and bond with baby dragons rather than having them try to tame the two biggest unclaimed dragons: Vermithor and Silverwing. The dragons of Jaehaerys and Alysanne.
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@sotan85
@Vanessamesty21
@TSN_Sports
Look on his face says it all. He won an important match to go to the finals, a moment he should be excited and happy. Instead his expression is grim and determined because he knows he and his family and friends just went onto lists.
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I know I'm on brand posting about the Strongs, but this sequence made me laugh so hard. Rhaenyra is stone faced, walking through camp covered in boar blood like a badass. She looks at Harwin, and this is the face he makes.
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Reading the
#CancelJemele
is this image, wanna-be shock jocks, and Dave Portnoy followers
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I love that no matter where there's a war council, everyone in Westeros always have their miniatures ready to go like some kind of tabletop gaming nerds. Do they have a nice bag to carry them in? Did they paint them themselves?
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Criston thinking it will restore his honor to
A. Quit the kingsguard
B. Run away with and Marry Princess Rhaenyra
C. Become a sellsword in Essos
Is the dumbest thing any character in GOT has ever thought. That is the mount rushmore of "No Thoughts, Head Empty"
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Ser Brienne, a Knight of the Seven Kingdoms. No truer knight, no one deserved it more.
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Something that just hit me when I was rewatching episode 7. During Aegon and Aemond talking about Helaena, Aemond reproaches Aegon for insulting his future "queen". Queen not wife. Seems Aemond is expecting Aegon to be King even before getting Vhagar.
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The sigh I let out when Rhaneys said when she would guard the Gullet instead of going to Storm's End. Idk maybe go see your cousins that literally worship you as their queen. C'MON RHANEYS
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Was reading fire and blood last night, and I tried to start about where the show did. And I got through two episodes in about 4 pages. There's roughly 200 pages left to go before the end of the Dance. They have done a lot with little so far, pretty impressive.
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The list of Targaryens who heard a prophecy, misunderstood it, and then had devastating results for themselves, their dynasty, and Westeros at large is a long and distinguished list.
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This is why Daemon was so angry at the letter he got, Bear Island is always on brand
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Just going to say for the record even before we see how it goes in the show, that in the books Rhaenyra sending out her sons as envoys was a terrible decision. Literally teenagers, not experienced in diplomacy, not trained in dragon combat, and pretty sheltered
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"Why is everyone upset about HOTD all of a sudden?" Well they're not, twitter's algorithm is designed to increase engagement at all costs. So it elevates takes that gets people to react the strongest, and encourages arguments that gets them locked in hours long slapfights.
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Oh god....I wonder if Alicent has her children wear their hair long like this just to highlight how very Targaryen they are compared to Rhaenyra's kids
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I'm not sure how to articulate this better, but Aegon looks like he has the servants and/or his mother cut his food into pieces for him
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I wonder if anyone is going to notice that Criston is going to be oscillating between furious and on the verge of tears during Rhaenyra's wedding
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Nothing good ever comes from holding a Tourney in Westeros
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I wonder if this is when we're gonna hear that line from the opening trailers from Corlys about how people remember names not blood. It'd be sweet if he says that in response to Luke and Jace realizing Laenor isn't their father.
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I wish anyone looked at me with the pure love and adoration that Aemond has for Daemon after he cut off Vaemond's head in cold blood.
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So we're all in agreement right? The Iron Throne was the Ring of Power. Seeking it destroyed and corrupted the minds of everyone who wanted it. Can only be unmade in the fires that forged it. It is curse not a gift. Think I saw the comparison first from
@jowrotethis
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A short list of accidents and misunderstandings that moved the plot in ASOIAF
-Rhaegar and prophecy shenanigans
-Brandon Stark"come out and die"
-Aerys ordering the heads of Ned and Robert
-Baelor Breakspear having his head caved in
Add your own!
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Interesting that Helaena is by Viserys' side here. Not Aegon or Aemond. Something I've heard commented on that Viserys doesn't seem to have an interest in the Hightowers despite Halaena seemingly sharing his gift. I would think he would be fascinated by her
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Larys as a spymaster and the lord confessor could obviously see feet anywhere anytime. He's got dungeons with free reign and wealth. He doesn't have an access problem. He specifically wants to demonstrate that he holds power over Alicent and for her to know it.
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Listen there's a lot of talk about Rhaenyra in the last episode, but I present to you her biggest misstep and worst action. SHE SAID SHE COULD LIKE A BRACKEN
🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩
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So notice who is down there on the left....somehow despite being banished AGAIN Daemon has found himself back at court. And on the King's side of the table. I'm guessing being banished by Viserys is like being put into time out.
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And another beautiful head of hair claimed by the ravages of time, a tragedy in two images. RIP Lyonel Strong's beautiful locks.
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Real Snake in the Garden of Eden vibe to him in this scene, unlocking knowledge of good and evil for Alicent
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Yeah Criston is 1000% in love with Alicent, he mentions that Larys is staring at her like Criston is her overly protective boyfriend. Wonder if Criston sometimes just leans over to smell her hair sometimes.
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Rhaenyra: Jace it is too dangerous for you to ride Vermax and guard against attack. You're too precious to me.
So anyway Baela, get out there and don't die. Good luck!
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Maester Aemon's dying words are basically "Man I really fucked up that prophecy, it destroyed me and everyone I love". It's what happens in this universe when characters try to grasp that sword without a hilt, almost every time.
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Okay this is actually great comedic timing from the show having Larys eating a cookie right after Rhaenyra's mic drop on Lady Redwyne
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Aegon: Who did this? Who what? Is there any question of who did this?
*Larys Strong enters the small council room and the camera focuses on him*
Huh
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Ser Criston Cole about to teach one of the two boys in front of him to fight, and going to attempt to injure the other without getting caught by Harwin lurking in the background. Guess which one!
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There is an interesting culture clash happening in
#HouseoftheDragon
where that the Game of Thrones so heavily downplayed magic and prophecy. Many longtime fans are coming into this and being shocked at the scale of how those are being used as core themes and plot arcs.
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The question literally 100% of
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fans are asking: Where's Harrold Westerling? Has he joined Laenor on his row boat?
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I hope Hbo can afford the real star of a Jon Snow sequel
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Just crossed my mind. As queen of the north and lady of Winterfell, Sansa will get a statue in the Crypts. Traditionally the Kings of Winter also had their direwolves carved as well. Sansa and Lady will eventually be reunited.
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It will be weird seeing Daemon be kind and loving to his spouse. Talk about a heel turn. But I guess that's what Laena Velaryon can do to anyone
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While Criston's "twin assassination plan" is exactly as dumb as it sounds, Arryk was exactly 1 Mysaria walking by in that moment from unbelievably pulling it off. If she doesn't see him and tip off the guards, Rhaenyra is dead. Sometimes very dumb things work.
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Underrated part of the upcoming season. Brienne has Oathkeeper, Jaime has Widow's Wail meaning that for the first time since episode 2 of
@GameOfThrones
Ice will be home in Winterfell.
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People keep asking if I'm team Green or team Black. And while I personally think Rhaenyra's cause is better than Aegon's, I'm team "I just want a really great tv show". That's my bar I want them to clear, not adhering to some highly specific visions of characters and "teams".
Every time
#HouseOfTheDragon
brings ambiguity, complexity, or the contradictions of our human nature to a character's actions, there's fury about the "changes", or "whitewashing" or "taking sides". What a exhausting way to experience a story that must be. I do not envy them.
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I don't know if anyone else caught this, but at the end of episode after Alicent walks away the camera then pans over to the dagger next to Viserys. And they added a sound effect that sounded like the blade was singing or someone had just hit in with a hammer.
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Gendry and Laenor accidentally bumping into each other as they row off into future seasons like co-workers awkwardly seeing each other in the parking lot
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Nothing says things are going well with the King when he goes full Baldwin IV. Never go full Baldwin.
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First look at Jaeherys I at the Great Council of 101. That is one fancy looking throne presumably in Harrenhal
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#hotd
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Ah yes, this is how Aegon the Conqueror took the seven Kingdoms. Not the romantic notion of him and his sisters ruling as glorious Monarchs from beyond the sea. This is what Fire and Blood means. This is what happened to Harrenhal. And Dorne. And the field fire.
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I do really like the symmetry that Laenor takes the offer from Qarl Correy that Rhaenyra turned down from Criston Cole. Go to Essos, lose your name, live as a sellsword, and be with each other. Laenor says yes to that future and Qarl, Rhaenyra said no
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I wonder how many of the dragonkeepers themselves are Targaryen dragonseeds and children of them. Kinda like Maesters, Septons, and Septas for Valyrians, a way for their illegitimate children to have a job and life outside of peasantry
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Make sure you remember this all set in motion by Larys in front of a bleeding eye weirwood breaking apart Alicent's trust in Rhaneyra for unknown reasons so far.
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Rhaenys: But neither can he allow her to command him.
Corlys: Pity. I have on occasion found that to be quite enjoyable.
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There's a small thing I actually really enjoyed about the episode. After Dany makes her decision to begin destroying the city, you basically don't see her again. You only see Drogon, you only see the dragon and flame. Daenerys is gone, there's only the dragon remaining.
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Theon sacking winterfell, not close
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For every 50 retweets this gets, I will make Aegon the Conqueror's chin bigger
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Love to see how from episode 6 to now, Alicent has learned she has to be extremely explicit with what she wants from her murder genie Larys.
Larys: If it’s an eye you want, to balance the scales I am your servant
Alicent: THAT WILL NOT BE NECESSARY
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Someone utters a single syllable of gossip anywhere in King's Landing or the Red Keep
Larys Strong:
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Did anyone else feel like they upped the diction of the writing for episode 7? It felt a lot more like we were watching an old play than modern television.
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Otherwise he could just spy on her or whatever, and see those apparently attractive feet. Works back towards him feeling pleased that he and Alicent share a secret about his kinslaying. The more she relies on him, the more he feels he can get her to do whatever he wants.
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The scene works for the sinking feeling of dread for Alicent and horror at Larys kinda whatever he makes her do there. The feet are probably a thematic choice based on his own deformed foot, and not really the point of that scene.
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Feet fetishes have kind of a silly reputation in popular culture, so, I get the reaction. But imagine he made her do *insert sex crimes*. He's still terrifying and a monster for how that scene works. And honestly thank god they spared us seeing anything really graphic.
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How is Laena and Daemon the most functional and best marriage in this entire show
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@NICKIMINAJ
Got a few questions for your cousin's friend, plz respond
Do your balls hang low?
Do they wobble to and fro?
Can you tie 'em in a knot?
Can you tie 'em in a bow?
Can you throw 'em o'er your shoulder
Like a Continental soldier?
Do your ball hang low?
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While Viserys is struggling to cling to life, and needs help even to walk, Otto keeps him drugged and sits in his throne pretending to have the King's words. Daemon helps Viserys to his throne and then crowns his brother to let him speak for himself. Can't be more clear than that
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Ahhhh so that's how Daemon snuck back in after being exiled. Sunglasses, of course.
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