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Been looking back through some old photos... 2016 - 2024
As the famous Star Trek Enterprise theme went "Its been a looong road, getting from there to here, its been a long time, but my time is finally near!"
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10 months ago I set myself a goal to lose enough weight to at least get into the new
@BurnleyOfficial
shirt. I worked my arse off and lost 14 stone. Yes, I've got a long way to go before it fits properly but I finally got into one! Im taking this win
#twitterclarets
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Ok lets try this again...
After the
@BBCNews
released their expose on Mr Anderson and Depher, Id like to share with you my full account of my horrendous ordeal. On my last post
@sammeegiles
asked for the link to the BBC expose which is here:
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Well slap my thigh and watch it jiggle I never thought I'd get this response... Thank you everyone from the bottom of my heart xx
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I know some of us moan and I know some of us are still getting used to the new Burnley FC way BUT I think 99% of us couldn't be happier with the position our club is in. I just wanted to say thank you
@AlanPaceBFC
and thank you
@VincentKompany
for everything.
#twitterclarets
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@_d0rk__
@BurnleyOfficial
Tbf it's easier to lose weight when you're the size of a small village haha thanks bud
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@daveyc99
"Alexander Arnold to Rice, back to Alexander Arnold, to Trippier, back to Alexander Arnold who goes on a run and lays it off to Bellingham.... "
Starting to see the problem? Football is fast paced, by the time they've repeated his name they are 20 seconds behind play lol
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So yesterday I Tweeted about fitting into my first shirt in a decade after losing 14 stone. The response has been mind-blowing, but I noticed a couple who said they were also struggling with a similar journey. So ive put this together and I hope it helps.
#twitterclarets
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I can now finally and proudly say....
My Dad Has Beaten Cancer.
Thank you to all the staff at
@BlackpoolHosp
for saving my best friend's life.
#Fkcancer
#ThankYou
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When your Dad (best friend, role model, hero) successfully goes through a Triple Heart Bypass, and you finally get word that he's awake and sat up....
Relief just doesn't cover it.
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@secondtierpod
You've missed a point....
👉 Every Fan From Every Other Club In The Land, Laughs Uncontrollably lol
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Morning all! Sorry if I haven't responded to all the comments. I have tried to keep up and thank you all for such mind blowing support but it's impossible lol. Just know I appreciate all your support. Thank you 😁
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@uzohak
@alberach
@therealtomatog
@MAstronomers
@elonmusk
On around in and through... the probe doesn't actually matter. Scientists can tell what's on each planet based on the data received from the light spectrum.
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@Stephen_G03
@lcfc_edbo
Wait... back up.... so in your eyes, the only possible reason that anyone could want to stop immigration is because they are racist?
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@secondtierpod
£400ish each doesn't seem too bad until you realise your seats are in the car park lol
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All the
#NottingamForest
fans crying over poor refereeing wasn't so vocal when Burnley got robbed at the City ground.
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From this point forward, I'm muting all the whinging cunts who live to do nothing but complain about Burnley.
They sound like VK is selling their pet poodles, and of course they all know better.
You don't.
From now on its positive vibes only.
Up The Fucking Clarets
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@c0mplex1g
@lawrence_bury
Mate, may I suggest you stay away from logic because trust me, its not your forte
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@secondtierpod
Hang on a second that's covering a 43 year time span and there's onlt really Jude Bellingham and Winterburn of international note. According to that list you produce 1 decent player per 6 years lol
Not underated at all.
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Can we all just show some love and appreciation for Bruun Larson! First premier league start, an amazing shift topped off with a class goal!
Hopefully he starts again.
#twitterclarets
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@RB34226474
@GaryLineker
@Twitter
@elonmusk
Isn't there abit of a difference between making an opinion public and sending someone abuse directly?
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@gmbarnard22
I think we need to dispense with the term "right wing". The left has destroyed its meaning. Once upon a time it meant skin head, neo nazi, minority hating knuckle draggers.
Now it's used on anyone whose even slightly pissed off at the current state of our country.
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Just heard Leanne on
@talkSPORT
say "I haven't seen Burnley really add anyone"
Maybe open your eyes the next time you look?
#twitterclarets
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@DanielO15271366
@premierleague
@alanshearer
Hojlund wasn't better than Fofana or Richarlison or Watkins
Onana, Dalot and Lisandro? You're having a laugh
Garnacho over Foden or Cunha? Not this week fella...
Your objection has been heard and denied.
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@itsme_urstruly
@insultsrare
60$ for a meal for 2? Good grief, what did she order Gold encrusted Lobster?
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@bass4themasses
@Joey7Barton
@edballs
Hang on a minute, since when has defending British traditions been "right wing"? Which we all know is coward for racist.
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Getting £10-£15m for Muric and Vaclav in return is OUTSTANDING business !
We are pleased to announce the signing of experienced goalkeeper Václav Hladký on a two-year deal 📝
The 33-year-old joins the Clarets on a free transfer, after the Czech’s contract with newly promoted Ipswich Town expired this summer.
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@Sanny_Rudra
Normal people just block who they want without making a big drama queen announcement...
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I hope this is easier to understand than my last emotion filled 15 post thread lol
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@City_Chief
Brave point to make from a Citeh fan especially considering the only way your lot attract players is by paying them 3 or 4 times more than anyone else is willing too.
Your players are the footballing equivalent of mercenaries lil
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@TurfCastPodcast
Foster looked like he's going g to have a great season but we also need a shout out for Al-dakhil at left back. Did a great Job
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@OfficialVizeh
Worked for Everton 2 seasons ago. Every team they played for the last 7 or 8 home games complained about it.
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This is just comedy gold lol
Page two of the Hancock/Patel WhatsApp exchange is even more damning 🤬
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@_The72
The points were deducted for rules they've broken.... Just because a new owner is in town doesn't erase the past.
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For me you cant beat the £200k transfer of England International Kieran Trippier from Citeh to Burnley.
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From the mouth of
#BafanaBafana
boss Hoos himself regarding Foster...
“Our doctor spoke to his counterpart at Burnley. We put everything together and decided it was not a good thing to call Foster for AFCON"
All you
#SAFA
fans acting like utter spunk trumpets can STFU now
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6 more accounts muted this morning all whinging about how "Luton are doing better". If you cant see that the path Luton is on and the path we're on are two different routes then you might want to consider supporting someone else because this journey will be too much for you.
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Who wants to tell them, he's from Burnley? Lol
#twitterclarets
✍️ We are delighted to announce the signing of former Sheffield United captain, Oliver Norwood, who joins us on a three-year deal.
Welcome to Edgeley Park, Ollie! 👋
#StockportCounty
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@deneils
Fucking Liverpool...
I'd still rather walk through the roughest area of Burnley with a Rolex on show than ANY street in Liverpool.
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@Dixmondd
@THFCeagles
@AstridWett
Has the "Misogynist" popped up in your word a day calendar or something? There is nothing in what he's said that has demonstrated misogynism, anti capitalism maybe.
And before you start not all capitalism is good, case and point drug dealers, pimps, oh and whores.
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@FBAwayDays
Hahaha that kid at the front who got his ear tugged "what the... Who dares tug on my e... Oh it's you" lol
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@destroynectar
@ayeejuju
How can you promote this garbage? I've heard better sounds coming from the bathroom after a dodgy curry.
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Why on earth is this not the song the lads walk out too every home match?
@AlanPaceBFC
@BurnleyOfficial
....?
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Fuck me am I tired of seeing all this "see we should have got Tella and Maatsen" etc
The Bundesliga, in my opinion, is no where near the quality of the EPL. They both would have struggled a damn site more.
Spending 50m on 2 players would have been nuts.
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@NFFC_owen
"Don't want to start a conspiracy theory" then proceeds to keep the tinfoil hat narrative going lol
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@debassline
@cryptocove1
@ThrimbyFarms
The post mentioned "Asain" and considering the car park is in Bampton which is only an hour or so away from areas with high islamic population percentages, I'd say it's a fair assumption and not racist.
Maybe one should do research before throwing around damaging accusations?
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I need to make something isn't lost in all this. This is a big win for me but losing a big chunk of weight when I was already massive isn't that hard a thing to do. Getting from where I am now to 25st is the part that's going to be the hardest and will take much more effort.
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I didn't realise
@AlanPaceBFC
daughter has an awesome vlog channel! Come on claret's, let's show her some support! She's on 311 subs, surely we can get her into 4 digits!
#twitterclarets
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@ClevelandPolice
You must be so proud of yourselves.... id be embarrassed to be a Police Officer right now.
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#Ipswich
fans on
@talkSPORT
"Were going to be challenging for top 10"
Who wants to tell them? Lol
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My old man made a good point at the gym this morning....
It's not beyond the realms of possibility that Parker selected that team yesterday as a message to the board to get this shit sorted.
#twitterclarets
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@Roverexcited
@FBAwayDays
I'm not surprised, being next to so many Rovers fans at once would make anyone feel like they need to be scrubbed with bleech and a wire brush. Luckily you dont have that experience too often.
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Weight Loss update....
So at the start of the season I posted about losing a load of weight. it's been a stressful year and tbh not exactly gone to plan HOWEVER I've still managed to lose another 49lbs lol. I'm now the lightest I've been in 15 years.
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@_The72
It's not ludicrous... It's correct. A game of football is contested over 90mins. It shows just how much time wasting went on if in the space of 45 mins, 13mins was spent fucking about.
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@MunichFanpage
Hahaha I'm sorry but jesus christ.... our defence was our biggest problem which is what pissed everyone off.
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@WhatTheForkLads
"we asked on social media not to sing a song that ze Germans would find offensive".
You might as well handed out the words to the song with their plain tickets lol
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@TurfCastPodcast
Jack Cork, for me, is up there with Duffo, Alexander, Barnsey, Payton, Jimmy Mac and Rodriguez as all time club legends.
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@xcarekid
@jomickane
It hasn't helped those who have been locked up already. I think the
@CPSUK
has found a workaround to help
@UKLabour
enforce a Stasiesque regime.
I can't help but think that Starmer has a photo of Starlin in his pocket for inspiration.
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There can't be any other answer for Burnley fans than Paul Gascoigne, can there?
#twitterclarets
Who’s the most random player your club’s ever had? 🤔😅
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@APisBiased
@NoContextBrits
7 is a popular number in the UK. Especially un football, even more so for Man Utd fans as the Number 7 was often one of their best players. Ronaldo, Beckham, Cantona and Best all wore 7.
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Beyern have properly cocked up here lol They tapped up VK before doing their due diligence about his release clause. Now they have 2 choices... pay an astronomical fee that puts HUGE pressure on VK to hit the ground running or look very stupid lol
I'm down for either lol
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Right.... Euros done, it's time to concentrate on what really matters... cheering the Boys onto a record Championship season and a Scotty Parker redemption ark
Up The Fluffing Clarets
#TwitterClarets
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@JackStanley86
Fight back against a system designed to stop clubs going into administration and Daddy Saudi pumping hundreds of millions into a transfer kitty?
Nah.
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@WAFCRob
@OfficialVizeh
Neither of them are but only one of them is showing clear signs of dementia.
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@HylandIan
I remember the days of "it doesnt matter if its 50p or £50, if you can help in anyway please do and if you cant help financially, please pass on the message"
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@JohnKeigher1
@BurnleyOfficial
Bought my old man a shirt too as a thank you for all his help haha
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@TurfCastPodcast
Love that.... “I can guarantee you one thing, tomorrow is day one of us being successful again. Tomorrow is day one of next season for me."
He's hurting but he's the type of bloke that takes that hurt and channels it. Winners get knocked down but they always get back up.
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Come Home Keiran!
#twitterclarets
‼️ JUST IN: Kieran Trippier wants to leave Newcastle United. 🏴👀
[🎖️:
@David_Ornstein
]
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@ghost_wales
Ive got a better question.... Can he release the full uncut video that wasnt edited to make them look like victims?
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The flexing from Leicester fans is quite possibly the most vain thing I've ever seen.
Enzo has done fuck all lol he had the most expensive squad in Championship history at his disposal. The fact it's taken so long to win the EFL is laughable lol
Enzo will be sacked by Xmas.
Enzo has taken us from having the most unlikeable and toxic squad we’ve had to this bunch of beautiful blue bastards and i fucking love it
Special squad
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If Notts Forest hadn't broke the rules by spending 320'000'000 Euros over 2 seasons, they wouldn't have the squad to survive or do as well this year.
#BFC
,
#SUFC
&
#LTFC
have tried to survive with by following the rules. Something
#NFFC
fans can't say.
@Nottsdamo
Get away with it??? Pretty sure both sides have been deducted points? If two sides have been deducted and those clubs are still above all 3 that speaks volumes. Also would suggest send some anger towards the league with Chelsea n city
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@abnormously
@NoContextBrits
No, it's the British way that was imported to Australia with the criminals lol
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Said it before, I'll say it again...
2 years ago I was seething at being relegated...
After what I've seen the EPL become this year, Im quite excited for EFL football next year.
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@oliver_drk
@SnapBlastPLAY
Oh dear, no id say you've failed this one. The OP was about community vs community, you've picked a single person vs a charity. A real shame that you even included a 🤡 emoji as well... Ouch.
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So... You're thinking of losing weight? Well it's Sunday morning, 10to10 and I've just finished 30 laps of a pool! Those are the little things that make all the difference. Remember, you can do it!
#weightloss
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@secondtierpod
@TheAthleticFC
lmao good luck with that, unless the ground has a no photos policy then anything in view of the public areas are fair game. He should have been more careful.
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@levyngrey
@CreepyOrg
Lmao I love how so many religious people constantly demonstrate that religion is nothing more than a form of control and yet they remain utterly blind to it.
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@Tyler76713430
@paulwaugh
Imagine being a copper in Rochdale knowing your MP is willing to throw you under the bus publicly just purely based off the word of a "victim". No due diligence just straight to laying you down and driving the racist bus over you.
I'd demand a transfer immediately.
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This is a first for me lol trying to rally the Sheffield UTD fans to go after Forrest and get the win lol
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4 players I'd love to go on a cooking spree next season....
Mellon
Churlinov
Zaroury
Twine
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@KMutisi
@piersmorgan
@netanyahu
Both sides have suffered for decades. Neither side can play the victim here.
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VK ...
"Last season we built a team to be good in the championship"
Notice he didn't say "to win"
"To say that this team was ready to go from EFL to EPL just like this? There was just as little experience in the EFL as there is in the EPL"
From the horses fucking mouth!
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@Lambert_1875
@BurnleyOfficial
Ha ha thanks buddy! Good luck to Ro... Goodlu... Ffs hang on I'll get this... Good luck t.. No, im sorry, every time I try I start gagging lol
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When BFC find out who threw that brick, I truly hope they ban them for life. If it was up to me they would be hung by their feet from the Bob Lord stand so we can all use it as target practice. If the person who threw it reads this, you're a disgrace.
#twitterclarets
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Does "booing" kneeling mean you're a racist? IMO no. The act of kneeling, for many, feels forced and pushed down peoples throat, and it's that which I believe people are booing. It's an act of antiestablishment, not racism.
What do you think?
#twitterclarets
Burnley manager Vincent Kompany responds to some supporters booing players taking the knee prior to kick-off.
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@dephertranslate
@BBCNews
@sammeegiles
Aye thats the one, that was the start of the abuse after i posted my frustration for a whole 20 mins lol Really glad you kept it by the way thank you
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@Football__Tweet
Best conversation in film...
"We have taken all the best dribblers to emulate. Greats like Pele, Maradona, Mark Lawrenson...."
"Mark Lawrenson?"
"Yeah, we ran out of money"
- Mike Basset, England Manager
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I think its time that If a wrong VAR decision affects the outcome of a game, clubs can appeal to have the result changed and points adjusted
To stop teams doing it over and over, allow teams 5 challenges per season.
#twitterclarets
@premierleague
@FA_PGMOL
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@LatestRovers
I'm not going to lie, normally from a purely piss taking, entertainment pov, I'd love for this to fuck up however this is bad by any standard and I really hope it works out for you lot.
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IF .... IF we stay up, should we take another crack at getting Maatsen?
Can you imagine Assengnon on the right and Maatsen on the left with Odobert and Koleosho?
Umph I'd love that.
#twitterclarets
🟡⚫️ BVB director Kehl: "Buy option clause for Jadon Sancho or Maatsen was not realistic".
"We naturally advocated for an option with Sancho and Maatsen but the negotiating position was not such that we could implement it... and so we will accept it for now".
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