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Doing a blue tick experiment.. Aston Villa’s unofficially official cheerleader.. Yes I do belong in the kitchen, it’s where i watch football… UTV! 💜💙
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Sly Stallone’s tribute to Carl Weathers on insta. 🥺. Ok, i’m off to cry. Night x
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“I’m a shit cunt that abandoned the man I loved when he needed me the most, but I’m using his name to run a 26 mile marathon so i can pretend i’m not actually a shit cunt for clout.”. Fixed it.
My boyfriend's cancer battle was ruining my mental health so I left him - now I'm running a marathon in his honour
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Villa TikTok admin’s trolling Everton. Give them a raise. 😂
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Fuck sake. We were literally asked not to sing this in a social media campaign. It’s not funny, it’s outdated and it’s embarrassing. Don’t care if i sound like a miserable cunt. Be respectful to the host country, it’s not difficult.
No trouble here in Dusseldorf but our German hosts are being treated to this
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For those of you struggling to understand why Jenni Hermoso and the innapropriateness of Luis Rubiales has infuriated women everywhere and why the Spanish women’s team are making a stand. I give you Casey Stoney:
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He’s not though, is he? . 14 goals. 10 Assists. He just plays for one of the ‘other 14’ so it escaped your notice in last month. Biased.
Darwin Nunez is the first Premier League player this season to reach 10+ goals and assists in all competitions ✨
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While these cunts were partying my little brother died aged 33, his funeral was a mnth+ later (30 ppl), his ashes weren’t interned into his grave until 6 mnths later & his celebration of life wasn’t until 8 mnths after he passed due to covid restrictions. Fuck them all.#Partygate
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Prince William and Prince George in the house. No fuss, no pre-appearance press nonsense, they just show up to support the Villa.
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Rival fans giving us shit for celebrating getting into the Champions League?. Fuck right off. Might be normal for you, but it’s been 40 odd years for us and we’ve gone from relegation battles to European football in 18 months thanks to one man only. We’ll celebrate how we like xx
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Disrespectful. Aston Villa and Nottingham Forest would like a word, lads.
🔴 Manchester United .🔴 Liverpool.🔵 Chelsea.🔵 Manchester City. England is the top producing country for #UCL Winners 🏴
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One laid the foundations and got us back to the Prem, the other is a genius and has built us back up to the heights of football and i’m excited to see where he can take us. Forever grateful for both Deano and Unai. They gave us back our Aston Villa 💜💙
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Not going to lie, haven’t seen anything in this #RonaldoInterview that’s been remotely controversial. The press has used it as more ammunition to turn on him, seems United and their fans have too. Just seems like a bloke that’s had enough of this shit. Kind of like him more.
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I have huge respect for the Newcastle fans applauding Mings off with us.
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Morgan Rogers dad talking about how much confidence Unai has given him. He’s just beaming with pride. 🥰.
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I’m guessing almost everyone in this hashtag hasn’t had the devastation of losing someone in the last 18 months. I’m just now planning the memorial for my brother, who died 8 days before his 34th Birthday, in March. Stop being selfish. It’s a mask, not a chain. #IWillNotComply.
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As the mother of a kid with autism that dealt with the funny looks, judgement & misunderstanding before people started to pay attention & realise that people with autism just need to be seen & not forced to comply, I will forever be grateful to Danny for this. Go well Ingsy. 💜💙
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“Mine, mine, mine, mine. Pass to me, pass to me. ”. Monchi: nope. 😂😂
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Now isn’t the time for ‘Keep Calm and Carry on - also hope you don’t die or infect the elderly/immunosuppressed.’, Boris. You’re an embarrassment. And your advisors are shit. #ukcoronavirus .#COVID_19uk
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“You tell me about the way they (us) love you and the energy it gives you, man. ”. McGinn: “Well it’s home for me now”. 🥹 .
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Screw your Pep’s, your Arteta’s and your Klopp’s, give me Unai Emery every day of the week. What a manager we have 🥰💜💙. (vid reposted from @VillansTogether 👏).
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“People get on his back if he doesn’t score in one game which is bizarre. If Jhon’s scoring and he’s not there’s no problem. It’s Aston Villa at the end of the day. ”. If only some of this fanbase thought like Morgan Rogers. Future Captain material. 💜💙.
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Remember when Middlesborough fans told us they had our pants down with Rogers, Leicester fans told us Tielemans was fat and lazy and Everton fans said Onana would disappear etc etc?. Good times.
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Eni Aluko talks out of her arse and doesn’t speak for all women. I’ve NEVER felt unsafe when going to Villa Park, in fact, i’m 100% confident that almost every bloke in the stadium would have my back should trouble arise. Stop giving her air time.
Eni Aluko has claimed that football stadiums are 'NOT safe for women' 🚨
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Duran goal 🚀 .Martinez reaction 😲.Team pile on.Watkins head rub and hug. He’s home. Thanks for not paying up West Ham xx
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How Sky see the league table:
"Tottenham will have a MASSIVE say in the title race. " 👀.
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My name is Emma, it’s 2020, and i just woke up from a nap to discover that the #FriendsReunion is really happening!!! . It is happening, right?
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Finished 4th in the Prem, Qualified for Champions League and now ‘Aston Villa’s Ollie Watkins’ is getting the headlines in the news for being England’s semi-final hero in the 90th minute. What a time to be a Villan. It’s surreal.
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Haven’t seen this before. Morgz on Emi and McGinn, what he says about Emi made me laugh 😂
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Carragher should be banned from commentating on Villa until he gets over the fact we divorced his bestie.
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Don’t think I’ve seen Emery this animatedly passionate in a presser before. I just love him. 🥰
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No bullshit from Ty. This is why he’s one of my favourites. 🫡.
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He knows exactly what he’s doing here and I respect it. 😂.
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Kissing the badge and blowing a kiss to the fans after saving a pen. King of shithousery. 🤴💜💙
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Emery coaching the Southgate back out of Ollie and Ezri in time for Sunday.
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Show me one photo that will traumatise a whole fanbase.
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That one Everton account that tries to make us hate on/regret bringing in Amadou Onana will never succeed. I just love him. What a guy. 🥰.
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Maatsen giving Buendia his player of the match award is so wholesome. We’ve got a good bunch of lads. 🥰
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Champions League fumbled. 4th bottled. Absolute cesspit on here. The lads are giving us everything - some of them are playing with heavy strapping on, but you’re doubting them & calling them bottlers?. Best season in years & you’re here for it. Criticise, yes, but too far man.
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The way Matty and Emi tight bro hug and the way Konsa and Rogers join in with singing “Emi Martinez, world’s number 1” 🥹💜💙.
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“Aston Villa’s story is far from done. ”. Couldn’t be anyone else but David Bradley’s dulcet tones. Goosebumps. What a video! 🥹. Up the fuggin Villa! 💜💙.
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The way he talks about Villa. 🥰. Also, shout out to whoever told Mings to get his kit on. I concur.
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✅ 🆚 Everton.✅ 🆚 Crystal Palace.🤝 🆚 West Ham United.✅ 🆚 Bournemouth.✅ 🆚 Chelsea.✅ 🆚 Leicester City.✅ 🆚 Nottingham Forest. Seven unbeaten in the @PremierLeague. 🪄
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His head must be spinning right now, he’s gone from Middlesborough, to Prem/Conference to Champions League in the space of a few months. What a life. 😂.
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Not that I ever doubted they would be top, but when you see other teams walking past/blanking mascots/kids this warms my icy little heart seeing the way our boys interact with them. They even get little Villa autograph books. Up The Villa Family 🥰💜💙
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Dean Smith gave us our club back laid the foundations for what Emery has built. One of us. Forever a legend. 💜💙.
#AVFC made it a club record 10th successive win by beating Millwall 1-0 to secure a play-off place, #OnThisDay in 2019.
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Emi Buendia is a Villa fan like the rest of us and i won’t hear otherwise. Also loving this little Ollie x Emi bond i am witnessing here. 🥰
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“Does the Arsenal game mean anything extra to you?”. “Not really, they are 3 points”. I love Unai Emery.
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“We have the chance to put things right every weekend, they don’t…”. The closeness of our squad. 🥹💜💙
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It just feels like a good time to whip this out again. Get behind the boys later - all of them. UTV! 💙💜
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The official UCL account tweeting photos of Aston Villa players will never bore me.
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Those of you that have been around long enough know I lost my brother to a cardiac arrest at the age of 33. I cannot stress enough the importance of learning CPR. Please Villa, give this lady the recognition she deserves - & the season ticket. Whoever you are, you’re a hero.💜💙.
This is the woman who delivered potentially life saving CPR in L2 tonight. Find her. @AVFCOfficial get her a free season ticket for life.
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Seen a few people moaning about how we played today. 3rd match in 7 days, 3rd win in 7 days with the same squad. They’re men, not machines. Just bloody enjoy it, eh?
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@cfckingdavid Strange way to tell the world you know nothing about football by including Onana in this.
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I like that (it seems) they just get to be as normal as they possibly can be when they come to Villa. And rightly so.
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1 - ‘Family’ 🥹🥰.2 - Mings showing up in full Villa clobber for the pitch walk around. 💜💙
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The little laugh/smile and little run up before he goes back for the second one. 😂.
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That John McGinn x Ollie Watkins bromance had meatball reluctantly cheering an England goal in Ibiza Town. I’m guessing quietly. 😂
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Never want to see another tweet saying Ollie has no passion for this club or his teammates again.
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Seen it mentioned a couple of times but 23 goal contributions in 25 (league) games is incredible. If he played for a Sky Six team we’d never hear the end of it. OW11. Our Striker. 💜💙. (What a photo 😍)
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Official, confirmed. The Champions League admin loves the Villa.
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The streets will never forget the ‘Steer Stare’. Happy birthday king. 🤴
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Seeing Zaniolo still wearing his Villa shirt off-season means i will support him and wish him well in all his future endeavours. Gutted for him he didn’t get to show us his best, but genuinely hope he’s successful at Villarreal or wherever he ends up. Love you NZ22. 💙💜
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4 years ago this lad came to us on loan & we decided to keep him. All the shit he’s been given and he’s stuck with us, even when SG took the captaincy from him he didn’t give up. Always represents Villa well. Now look at him thriving under Emery. Up the Tyrone Mings. 💜💙
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Absolutely love Lewis Capaldi, and what a moment this was when the crowd took over for him. ❤️. This is a prime example of why Glastonbury/uk festivals and concerts are the best.
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Hibs. Didn’t matter that they weren’t winning… Sunshine on Leith gave me goosebumps. 👌❤️
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Ollie and Emi would be expected because they’re so important to us, but the inclusion of Rachel Daly between them makes me happy. 💜💙
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OLIVER GEORGE ARTHUR WATKINSSSSSSSS!!!!!! . THAT’S OUR FUCKING STRIKER!!!!!! 🏴💜💙.
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Oh my heart. Gary Shaw included on the programme for tonight. 🥹💜💙. (Nicked of Tayls’ insta)
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Will not be tolerating any Matty Cash slander when he loves us like this. 🥹
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Man City celebrated their win over Sheffield. Chelsea celebrated their win over Luton. “It’s only Burnley” is disrespectful as fuck. We won. And, i repeat, are currently joint top on points. The lads have given us their everything. What a bloody year it’s been. UTV. 💜💙
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Mel C’s trending because a bunch of armchair warriors pulled their phones out of their pockets to take the piss out her face? Is she required to drink from the fountain of youth to look the same as she did in the 90s to please you? It’s called ageing & she looks bloody good at 48.
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Can’t believe I’m seeing tweets taking the piss out of Cheryl Cole/Tweedy, whichever she uses now, because Liam Payne has died far too young and in a horrific way. She has to tell their child he’s never going to see his dad again. Really funny that is, isn’t it?.
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Deano still coming back to watch the Villa when he can is why i will love him forever. 🥰💜💙.
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Tielemans is such a nice lad. 🥰. My stream didn’t show Duran hitting the chair, my favourite thing is how everyone just ignores it/laughs. 😂.
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The way Emi says his 5 year old son speaks in like a ‘grummie’ accent like JJ. Never change Emi. 😂.
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Love that Buendia still goes to every one of our home games and backs the lads while he’s out injured. … And apparently sings along too. 😂.
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Will never tire of seeing this appear in my timeline. Goosebumps.
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Sky Sports: “But did Villa deserve it?”. Oh fuck off. Yes, we did. Pricks.
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Tyrone Mings, first Prem start of the season and puts in a Man of The Match performance. I’m so proud. 🥹.
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