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@MwaniKing
@UtdEIIis
I forgot United Ellis was responsible for the colonisation of Africa, never learnt that in history
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@Hehhehehwnnwnw1
@Morbidful
That sounds like a great idea. Doing some brainstorming and I think we should cast James Franco as Aron
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@agvofodile
@UtdEIIis
He speaks for most of us. Except the Nigerian fans who've never been within 1000 miles of Old Trafford
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@Rizal27hamsik
@SerieATotal
I think it's more setting a precedent for other footballers to feel like they don't have to hide it, being an openly gay footballer has always been really taboo for some reason
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@JamzLnd
Israel are only in UEFA because they were expelled from the AFC because Arab clubs refused to play them
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@iamgregtaylor
@Culture_Crit
Brutalism architecture first appeared in the UK in the 1950's. The Stalinist architecture in the USSR actually produced really nice buildings in comparison
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@TonySeruga
It's crazy Tony. I shook hand with a Catholic when I was 5 and was forced to live in the Mourne mountains for 10 years. When I returned from exile I had an orange after eating nothing but turnips, I was arrested as it was a catholic orange. Returning to the mountains tomorrow.
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@YamoahJeffrey2
@centredevils
@TheSunFootball
What fucking age are you? He did the right thing and helped a woman in a stressful situation. I bet you if he didn't intervene, his girlfriend would be even more pissed at him
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@charpmedia
@benshapiro
He doesn't want his kids to see it because he uncontrollably touches himself every time Ryan Gosling's on screen
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@Just_An_Apple_1
@tragicbirdapp
It's 16 in most of the world and tbf it makes sense. Most people start having sex around 16 years old, by setting the age of consent at 16 it gives teenagers access to contraception for safer sex. In the UK if you're 16 you can walk into a clinic and leave with a bag of condoms,
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@Sheriff_africa
@UtdPlug
@_Nick
Tell me you don't live in the UK without telling me you don't live in the UK
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@Wayno____
You just can't get mad at them, we've all been 15 absolutely wankered in a field somewhere😂
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@jakeshieldsajj
Absolutely nothing wrong with this body type, arguably the most common body type for most women. It's not unhealthy in the slightest. Very big difference between morbid obesity and being curvy
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@Sarahjdublin
Tbf to him he wanted to compete for Team GB but didn't make the cut so he opted for Team Ireland. Fair play to him tho
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@CFCRaf2
Oh no, not the mythical devil😥 I need to get on my knees and immediately pray to the big white man in the sky using the book of truth that includes pregnant virgins and glorified magicians🙏🙏
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@Kolavicofficial
@MwaniKing
@UtdEIIis
Considering I'm from Northern Ireland I wouldn't be cheering any way
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@GerryCarrollPBP
Bro thinks he can get the whole company to change their supply chain for one store
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@HonestVietGuy
@New_Common_Law
@ramzpaul
Watching Americans trying to talk football is fucking hilarious
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@frfronjah
@Just_An_Apple_1
@tragicbirdapp
Bro I think it's time you sat down and had a little think
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@JustStop_Oil
Yous gonna make a statement on the woman who your protestors prevented from taking their sick baby to the hospital?
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@KobinaHayDad
@Rizal27hamsik
@SerieATotal
I have been in many my friend, with friends who are also gay. There's this thing called self control and not being a sex pest which most people have👍
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@Dr_DeanS
The fact that I made almost £500 more a month selling beds in Dreams is disgusting.
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@wealth_turtle
@dom_lucre
If Adrenochrome is supposed to give you immortality and make you look youthful forever then explain Madonna's face
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@michealmcburnie
@sspencerukk
Well done Michael, Margaret is devastated and has started her own OnlyFans to fund her divorce I hope you're happy
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@JamieBrysonCPNI
Jamie Bryson does look like the kind of person to throw a fit over sauce sachets to be fair
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@ArthurBremond1
@MancUnitedRed
@FabrizioRomano
I was actually thinking about it compromising whistleblowers, journalists in authoritarian countries and people using the anonymity to seek help from domestic violence, but I do like the anonymity to hide my ten bellies
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@perkashisensei
@UtdUsman
I loved Pogba and I wished it worked out for him but he could never find a sustained patch of form. We have plenty of technically gifted black players at the club, why would Pogba be the one that everyone hates for it?
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@michealmcburnie
@shajidddd
@sspencerukk
Is it like the uppercut that Marge is gonna give you later on?
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@SidSnott1
@dunstablian
'This election is rigged because the people I wanted to win didn't win'
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@m23aik
@FabrizioRomano
Imagine the Cincinnati Cappuccino's dunked a ball into the dangly net against the Seattle Sex Worker's and got like big points and then the cheerleaders went 'woo' and everyone got shot in the stadium
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@lreyrat
Cheers mate for saving all those kids from that apartment block fire, proper hero. Can't believe you gave £40,000 to each family to rebuild too, an example to us all.
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@ItsMLTime
@NVSEvade
@ESPNUK
Create a giant collage of their fans faces and make it a national monument😂
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@MckL87
@emilyhewertson
Non-Disclosure Agreements. It's really just not as easy as getting sacked then speaking up. ITV could've considered what they said some kind of weird breach of contract and made them sign an NDA as part of their dismissal. If they breach it they get sued.
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@GoldingBF
Probably best to point out this isn't an immigration centre, it's a homeless shelter. They rammed a car in to the front of a homeless shelter, set it on fire then sprayed this on the wall.
But anything to fit the narrative, eh Paul?
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@PrimeIbou
@AntMcfc7
@MusialaEra
Willful obstruction of the road is an offence under the Highways Act 1980. They're not allowed to protest by blocking the road. So they can protest on the side of the road like everyone else.
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@ktwood2524
@elonmusk
@TwitterSupport
Call your bank and tell them to block future transactions from them
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@centredevils
@Santos_Relevo
@MatteMoretto
Avram: Erik we want to give you more weapons for the second half of the season
Erik: Okay so I was thinking for striker we couod go for these players
Avram: *Produces box of AK-47s* I was thinking something like this.
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@MrJordanposts
@jacksonhinklle
It makes no difference. Uranium imports from Niger only make up 15% of France's uranium needs. They also have stockpiles, they'll just import from somewhere else.
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@0xgaut
In the UK they take the tax out of my wage every month and if I pay too much they give you it back at the start of every tax year, thank fucking god I don't have to do this shit
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@LFCyves
Idk bro probably something to do with the connections in their brain responsible for sexual attraction and arousal being wired differently than straight people
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@bewarchameleon
@CitizenFreePres
They never censored it, Comedy Central did. Matt and Trey outright refused to censor it because that's what the whole premise of the episode was
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@strongbowuk
It's a bap. In Northern Ireland if you ask for anything other than a bap you get tarred and feathered and sometimes sealed in a wheelie bin and buried alive
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@JoeyMannarinoUS
@elonmusk
Low IQ American try not to get involved with something they know nothing about challenge (impossible)
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@Jazzy_Jay_Me
@DadaSupremacy2
@agvofodile
@UtdEIIis
Mention them as a group once and they pull the racist and colonisation card. The only thing being colonised is my notifications with their shite English and terrible arguments
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@dom_lucre
It's important to note that a lot of these incidents are resolved.very quickly, some within a few hours. Doesn't change the fact that a child in the US goes missing roughly every 40 seconds.
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