Wayne
@Wayno____
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My wife just accused me of ‘attacking her causing her to nearly die’ because I slapped her arse while she was looking in the top cupboard and it’s only 11am. Am off to the fuckin PUB
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RT @ShottyHorroh: That’s my voice playing in the stadium of my boyhood club as we prepare to play Real Madrid I have no words 🥹 https:/…
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Not currently replying personally though soz 🤣💀 I’ve not had my phone for 3 entire weeks and I’ll be fuckin honest I’m borderline gonna turn it off because my heads been so fucking clear w/o it 🤣
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This whole thing is too weird. Even Piers Morgan isn’t stupid enough tonight to tweet Kier Starmer, demanding answers as to why he wasn’t stopped by the previous government; it can literally only be on purpose. It’s so weird
So, the Southport monster wasn’t a Muslim asylum seeker, but he was referred to the government’s Prevent anti-extremism programme THREE times. How the hell was he still able to murder those poor little girls? We need answers fast, Prime Minister @Keir_Starmer .
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I yearn LIKE FUCK for a full 48 hours , next 24 hours gets a tantrum then day 4 we good. There’s not a single human being on earth that’s worth a day 4, life is far too short 💀
do men even actually yearn
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So KSI said something that upset him, and he had the chance to smash his head in on live TV, legally. Then dropped out. Right
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I’ll finger all yer heads in if this carries boys it might be straight to pub
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A gave a girl my Apple Pay for a year and never one time checked it , over £7000 in cash, literally THOUSANDS more in stuff like clothes , a MacBook, an iPhone , and now she walks round saying it’s my fault she’s skint 😍
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“Sorry, the girl you were obsessed with last week is now absolutely wretched to you, we don’t know why and we can’t change it. As you were”
Life with ADHD: "Sorry, this link has expired." "Sorry, that food has expired." "Sorry, your license has expired."
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Absolutely fuckin love the footy mate this is unreal 🤣🤣
Enjoy 2 minutes of footage of James Trafford saving two penalties in the 86th and 97th minute last night!🔥 You’d be fuming being a Sunderland fans in that away end 😭
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My best ever night supporting Everton was at Goodison was in 2008, a game we lost on penalties in the UEFA cup. I’m 34. Fuck off.
“Gareth Bale and Luka Modric seem like cool players. Maybe I should start supporting …”
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I have watched this video at least 20,000 times in my life. WHY GERRY WHY Imagine doming your son’s molester , on live TV, after lying in wait pretending to be on a phone call, when the police know you on a first name basis. He’s shot his fuckin head off mate
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I done 4 weeks without my meds and I could barely open my eyes. I’m typing this tweet having just accidentally done an 8pm - 4am shift, passed in what felt like 30 mins 🤣 The difference is fucking insane I cba
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Who is this man cos I’ll marry him
I have no idea who this officer is but I need to buy him a pint He also needs to be the next James Bond 😊😊👍
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@GemmaNoke Preach, it’s my favourite toxic trait. ‘Ah, I can see you’re absolutely fucking raging, would you like to discuss amicably?’
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