As a kid I hated the "is he courting yet?" that my nan would ask my mum EVERY single visit without fail. Of course I bloody wasn't.

@Britpopmemories This snippet of Graham Coxon talking about The Beatles is gold...

@ourrachblogs @CAFCChappers I've Googled myself, and am told that it can signify an end to a period of naivety. So, if you think that's a load of bollocks, it could be true.

@ShiiineOn_ @TheBluetones A decent chunk of Definitely Maybe is questionably dodgy filler, like Digsy's Dinner and Married With Children, yet the forgotten tracks on this are masterpieces like Putting Out Fires. It's a belter, for sure.

@ourrachblogs We've got cats, a closed door gives them something to headbutt.

@fotofacade I got married under that roof 25 years ago. You couldn't see it, mind. They had the builders in.

@buntyhoven But he knows doctors, dentists, and architects?

@TheBluetones I'll get in early, all the good t-shirts had been sold by the time you got to Hitchin last time round.

@MatthewStadlen I'm probably as detached from youth culture as Farage is, but even I'm well aware that Musk is unlikely to evoke feelings of coolness in anyone under 60. He must be muddling him up with Mr Beast, or Jedward or someone.

@rec777777 @bbclaurak Me, on the other hand, I'm thinking about getting an EDL wrap put on the Tesla, because I'm not embarrassed enough as it is to be seen driving the thing.

@johndredge That's not you, is it?

@sturgios @EvaWiseman I'd not go as far as terrifying. It's not much of a plot for a horror film.

@laingy9 @StephenMerchant It's a shame Finchy missed out on the Masterchef gig, he'd have made a perfect replacement for Gregg Wallace.

@realclintonb Crikey, there are some massive rooms on this tour, I've seen Blur and Oasis in one of them. Separately, mind. And Curtis Stigers, I keep quiet about that one. Well done and good luck!

@whingewine I've only suffered sexually aggressive weirdness once online in 30 years, and that was the time I was on AOL chat pretending to be a Rachel in a ruse to wind my next door neighbour up. If you want to try another experiment change your name to Alan and see how quickly it stops.

@whingewine Are there pics for the shoulders knees and toes, knees and toes, bits as well ?

@whingewine @dazza_Beersmith I can only vouch for the lonely and weird, but imagine you're right.

@Britpopmemories Wow, we were in the same building. I'd have said "hello, and thanks for all the good work." I'm such a huge fan of The Bluetones, I've the mug, two hoodies, 5 t-shirts, and one of the albums.

@vicderbyshire "Trump Will Fix It" isn't a slogan that'd work too well over here.

@mrjamesob @HackedOffHugh I saw it the night before, loved it. Hugh ought to go into politics, that combination of charm, intellect, and twisted self-serving evil would guarantee success.

@jennyeclair I didn't half laugh at your sister overdoing the Britvics, we've got a sensible daughter like that. We're up to the drama school entry and shampoo bottles section. Loving it so far on Audible.