Dimitri
@TheDimitriT
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matrix manipulatoor, discourse diva, aesthetics enjoyoor, sophisticated pervert
Manhattan, NY
Joined September 2020
mid women are obsessed with humiliating men by posting their failed flirting attempts just to prove that they are, in fact, desirable, and then they wonder why men aren’t assertive anymore.
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if you're ever stuck in a dating slump just put on a fake wedding ring, hit the bars, and tell women how much you love your wife and you should be good to go.
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women are far more cunning than the average man gives them credit for, and men are far less malicious than the average woman assumes them to be.
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I walk past an old couple and the man breaks his neck to stare at me and the woman looks at him and I can't help but despise my youth being the only thing that keeps me from being her
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Rizz tip, fellas: when messaging elderly women (26+), capitalize the start of your sentences. When texting younger women, use strictly noncapitals because they prefer that aesthetic.
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they're looksmatched, actually.
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High-IQ people believing *anyone* can excel at what they do is a luxury belief. It elevates them as virtuous egalitarians while subtly blaming the less skilled as unmotivated, pushing others into fields where they will likely fail.
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this ugly mfer hit the engagement jackpot. He finds some ugly girl in the replies shitting on him, quote tweets her, calls her ugly, goes viral, and then repeats. a true genius
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I recently moved to a new apartment in New York for work and live near a strong Turkish community. I woke up this morning to this letter pinned to my front door. So much for having pleasant neighbors.
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having 0 body count at 24 means you're either ugly, asexual, or completely socially inept.
Having 0 body count at 24 is a flex.
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many men fall into this trap of tiptoeing around women, treating them with excessive caution and hiding their true opinions to avoid being seen as "creepy," not realizing women are often drawn to men who are assertive, confident, and unafraid to express their true thoughts.
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she didn't "get the ick." . you didn't "fumble her." . she just never really liked you that much.
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@coldhealing Bro is so real for this. If it weren't for my 11/10 I'd be unemployed, gooning, and shitposting all day on twitter.
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These self-deprecating, schadenfreude-inducing posts that go viral are one of the worst kinds. "Hahaha my life is a wreck what's up guys".
Hey guys sorry for disappearing I did shrooms with my ex and then I tried to kill my self and now I have to live with my parents. Also I quit my job. But I’m normal now. Thanks for everyone checking up on me.
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is it possible for a woman to let a romance develop naturally without broadcasting her DMs to everyone just to show that she's finally getting an ounce of attention.
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@coldhealing Sorry honey best i can do is a 4 inch cock and replying to your tweets in under 30 seconds.
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@amishescapee The headline is misleading — the attractiveness of the men is self-perceived. The "very attractive" men here are likely to be more narcissistic which could explain their hostility towards women.
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Convinced there are a lot more right wing ephebophiles but way more left wing pedophiles.
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Need a short term gf to help get my life together so I can find my wife.
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what happens when two people lovebomb each other at the same time.
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meeting women through twitter sounds great until you realize your profile is a red flag and you're probably only attracting women with personality disorders.
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scrolling through an e-girl's entire media tab and not finding a single ass pic is like fifteen 9/11s to me.
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people with dating app rosters are completely spiritually ran through. they wouldn’t even recognize it if eros touched their soul. they’ve traded divine connection for an infinite loop of hollow interactions.
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@azealiaslacewig I love you but please turn off your phone or give me a dall. I cannot support hate. Please stop this. I know this isn't your heart.
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Women are always ensouled because we have two X chromosomes, men are only ensouled if their father was able to make their mother reach climax during conception, that is how a male soul is created.
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You're in her DMs, I'm in her bed lying to her that I'm Jewish.
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You also want to text like her father. No exclamations. Periods. Sentence fragments.
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How can dudes be gay? Women are so aesthetically pleasing.
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@MKUltraMoney Hot girls send this to their friends to make fun of men. Mids broadcast it to the world.
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As a man, you shouldn't be arguing with your girl over minor things. Take the blame. Tell her she's right even if she's not. Make her feel loved and she'll reflect that love back to you tenfold.
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Bro got oneshotted by the unabomber to become a killer and still only gave it 4/5 stars
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a big part of finding a partner is finding someone who isn’t an NPC—someone brimming with life force, who reminds you of how alive you truly are.
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I'm sorry but if your girlfriend is Asian I fundamentally cannot respect you as a man.
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@NickAdamsinUSA Mina Kimes is funny and beautiful and smart. This is an L take, respectfully.
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He could give every single person in America 1 million dollars and get rid of poverty but instead he's running this app into the ground.
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women don't even listen, they just constantly yap over each other
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I legitimately think that people who are virgins until they are married are a bit retarded.
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@coldhealing bro is too worried about getting likes on TikTok to actually be meeting the love of his life.
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when I used dating apps I set my height to 5'11 (I'm 6'3) to make sure I only attracted good girls.
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Hitting on zoomer girl - "girl your body is tea be fucking fr." . Hitting on millennial woman - "You must love wine and Pilates. Did you thrift those high-waisted jeans?".
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@jerrrrrrryyyyy this should be a pejorative for those five guys that didn't finish in aella.
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@ashslippedawayy I can’t believe women have to go through such torture, dms open if any of you need someone to talk to.
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when incels are misogynistic, it’s lame and soulless—they have no real experience with women, so all they’re doing is projecting their insecurities. a true misogynist understands women all too well.
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Average man's fantasy: "Oh yeah, baby, I'm gonna smack your butt during doggy style.". Average woman's fantasy: "I want you to kidnap me, slap me, and put a knife to my throat while I scream for help—and I don’t want help to ever come.".
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namedropping howling mutant, rfh, pericles, and medgold as my mutuals on the first date with the cutie rw egirl so she thinks i'm cool.
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I can tell a man's or woman's body count within a margin of two by their posting physiognomy alone.
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If dating apps allowed for a bmi filter, the obesity crisis would end.
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@thechosenberg The headline is misleading — the attractiveness of the men is self-perceived. The "very attractive" men here are likely to be more narcissistic which could explain their hostility towards women.
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Ask girls you're dating her thoughts on Daniel Penny and Luigi Mangione. If she:. Likes both: She’s a violence-obsessed harlot who probably romanticizes serial killers. Do not date seriously. Likes Daniel, Dislikes Luigi: Appreciates heroic action but rejects revenge. Wifey.
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When a man exclusively dates Asian women, I assume he is either a total geek or a pedophile.
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convinced women hate women more than men do bc my most misogynistic tweets attract the highest proportion of likes from women.
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i strongly dislike women who don't like it when you know things.
the way men all seem to automatically know how to access “the dark web” has always been slightly unsettling to me.
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@Yoshi67283992 @Andr3jH I'm okay with a woman being mid. She's just an insincere attention seeking plagiarist.
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If you can't get a stiff erection by imagining yourself making love to your crush then you lack virility and you will never find love and your bloodline will end with you.
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if you're tall and attractive, but also funny, there is something seriously fucked up with you probably.
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places I've rizzed up women:. - bar.- coffee shop .- house party.- dating apps.- twitter dms.- facebook marketplace.- yelp dms . if you aren't rizzing up women everywhere you go, you lack imagination and a virile spirit!.
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You should try to find your wife when you're at your lowest. Chubby. Broke. Unemployed. A handful of Twitter followers. She should love you for you. Then, once you're together, you repay her loyalty by getting ripped, making money, and growing your Twitter following.
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